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 sparename's Aggro-Gator

 apoxia: Look at that cute face.
 Mentos Pormer: It makes sense now, colony collapse is just them getting too big for their hives.
 Cheesecake: It became a race of which one would do us in first , the giant bees or Unix 32-bit time overflowing
 Not Sam: It's a Guinea bee. I'm so startled.
 King Polly: I don't think you need the gun; that bee looks pretty chill
Image 205153   09-23-17 03:30am   Views: 3545   Uploaded by    hanky
 Not A Bot: Margarat was positive she'd taken a wrong turn back at the bend. That, or the drugs were kicking in.
 White Rice: @BILL DOOR you're back! After countless cat pictures went without your comments there was a touch of worry.
Image 205146   09-23-17 02:26am   Views: 4300   Uploaded by    Warrax
 FireBreathingMarmot: ironically the plastic bottle is a real scourge
 FabricMan: I actually told a coworker once, "Don't use that bathroom. The faucets were tested and they have high levels of oxidane." She went to a different bathroom. I was so proud of myself until she Googled it.
 The Frito Bandito: I mean I'd agree if it said all the serial killers and drug dealers drink water, but I really have to question that they've admitted it.
 Whatever: Thank goodness it's not as dangerous as dihydrogen monoxide!
 Donut: Fact: the team who researched these facts and created this ad were all drinking WATER at the time! Trust no one! Everything is a lie! Think for yourself, schmuck!
 Ulillillia: Brought to you by Brawndo
Image 205108   09-22-17 10:08pm   Views: 25545   Uploaded by    Fursona
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.
 Yurishiro: @WaffleIron @Waffletron Wait... So you aren't the same person!!! I was wondering why waffleiron was yellow now!!!
 WaffleIron: ...*squinty eyes*
 Christina: @Waffletron That would explain the whitish aspect.
 Yurishiro: @Waffletron I disagree.
 Waffletron: @Yurishiro I think this would work better if parents celebrated the positive side of thier child's differences instead of judging and labelling thier child.
 Amy Housewine: The best twist would be if the kid turned out to be a robot with no parents at all.
 Robespierre: Baby. Everything is alright. Uptight. Plain outtasite.
 Yurishiro: @Waffletron I disagree.
 Waffletron: I think this would work better if instead of the last two panels, the twist was, mommy died giving birth to you, son. And ghosts n shit. Yeah.
Image 205003   09-22-17 12:31pm   Views: 28882   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 Air Biscuit: @Christina how would you feel if someone told you that youre not a planet?
 Christina: BTW, Pluto is not a planet.
 Christina: Plain earth does not combine with heliocentrism.
 Dorb: Earth is an ovoid with clouds thousands of miles above the surface.
 grimes: Pluto *IS* a planet!
Image 205007   09-22-17 1:03pm   Views: 31312   Uploaded by    Handyman
 RiderFan: Red Velvet Fake.
 kornisjon: Cruel.
 wolfpk: If you uses cream cheese l, this might be pretty good.
 Mr. Shine: Enjoy spitting all the seeds out of your disgusting "cake."
 sparename: This makes me melonculinary
Image 203787   09-16-17 09:11am     Uploaded by    Prombom
 Sadbot: Marvel Zombies: Pooh Edition
 Amy Housewine: "Oh bother."
 Amy Housewine: Aaaaalltogether now...
 sparename: "And Now We Are Screwed"
 WaffleIron: Everyone grows up.
Image 203764   09-16-17 03:48am     Uploaded by    blue shoes
 Robespierre: Check those drumsticks ... oh, my.
 Volwen: @Micro Jackson I think the sand has other uses now
 Micro Jackson: Please stick your head in the sand
Image 203423   09-14-17 1:47pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 DrinkMixMan: Mr. Cool Ass
 Felicity: All right stop what youre doing, cause Im about to ruin, the image and the style that youre used to
 El hefe: Your breath is terrible
 Shay: Kim Kardashian is running away from the Paparazzi again.
 Yurishiro: Please, don't talk. PLEASE.
 AverageJoe: I'm mr Burns, blah blah blah!
 El Barto: Richard Nixon looks a lot hairier close up.
 Whatever: That is the best impression of Trump I have ever seen
 thecraftywolf: butt how did you get him to sit still long enough
Image 203369   09-14-17 04:47am     Uploaded by    realjon
 Dr Awkward: Hanovizsla. A Hanoverian / vizsla cross. Don't ask how.
 Rat-Butt: They did it...they finally did it...damn you! Damn you all to hell!!
 Yurishiro: Quit horsing around!
 Ulillillia: What did you just call my girlfriend?!
Image 203329   09-13-17 11:07pm     Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
 trelyate: the colors, Duke, the colors!
 apoxia: Dogs are colour-blind.
 Yurishiro: Chicken butt.
 Jennerator: This isn't dog fort
 redmonkey3: Uploader name / image synergy is strong
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - i like it
 Dr Awkward: The joke is that dogs think chameleons are stupid, right?
Image 203128   09-12-17 11:00pm     Uploaded by    doggggggie
 Ihminen: @Yurishiro "friends call me purrito"
 AverageJoe: taco cat did it better...
 Yurishiro: I am burrito cat, pleased to meet you.
Image 203189   09-13-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    ShamWOW
 Teechur: @Cami That's why I always pack an empty (and clearly marked) Gatorade bottle when I go camping, especially in the wintertime.
 AverageJoe: get your prostate checked, you might have cancer
 Cami: Harder if you live in a tent.
 tib gubb: wow. yer breakin' my heart
 Yurishiro: My gf literally every time we go to bed.
 Air Biscuit: Same.
Image 203152   09-13-17 01:48am     Uploaded by    gutwheat
 RiderFan: How the Grinch stole the feast of Saturnalia.
 petepuma: triggered
 karmakat: URGH! politically correct people...
 Yurishiro: Good for him.
 Air Biscuit: @AverageJoe he stole all our door crasher specials!!
 AverageJoe: you mean black friday?
 tib gubb: *rolls eyes* if you say so
Image 203160   09-13-17 02:55am     Uploaded by    cishet
 Mr. Shine: It's sh!ttier on the inside.
 Felicity: Just dont drop any acid
 Rev80: That sound you hear is not from dematerializing.. It's Fred, and he's been eating bean burritos and milk for a week..
 WTF: @a robot ...for Doctor Poo.
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* More like TURDIS, amirite?!
Image 203047   09-12-17 3:54pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Bu7Z: The spagetti monster requires no priests. Your attention is unwanted.
 Yurishiro: Cuz mustache.
Image 202985   09-12-17 08:26am     Uploaded by    nightmarez
Image 202961   09-12-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Rat-Butt: So I can only use this on my pubes? That's bizarre
 savvoy: Rad for Wiskey River
 Mad Collager: Believe in the power of soap!
 Air Biscuit: Get 50 shades of clean
 Butcherboy: What makes a man go neutral
 dobbiesdoogs: made specifically for #202502
Image 202504   09-09-17 8:03pm     Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Mr. Shine: Heh heh pucklings.
 Volwen: Meece?
 Yurishiro: I loove mooses
Image 202359   09-09-17 12:48pm     Uploaded by    lebron
 sparename: MASH was one of the first programs I was allowed to stay up late for (when young, of course) and here in the UK we never realised how lucky we were to see it on the BBC with no canned laughter
 Phillee: @Phillee google showed me i was right
 Phillee: fucking hell, i've never actually watched mash, but something about this made me think: "I bet this guy is from mash and his nick name is radar!"
 Micro Jackson: Incoming!
 Skaalar: @Borkf Seriously, it's so rare that something gives me a little life-affirming chuckle like this.
 Bu7Z: Uh, yeah, um yes sir, that's good speed.
 Borkf: Bless you
Image 201799   09-06-17 08:27am     Uploaded by    Sparkplug
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