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 sparename's Aggro-Gator

 tib gubb: everyone can fuck off [this will be rescinded, monday morning]
 dangerkeith3000: Inspirational.
 Korrok: I can dig it.
 Austin: cue Dawson's creek music
Image 258362   07-20-18 9:58pm   Views: 24072   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 Scoo: Thomas the Dank Engine
 AlexDeLarge: @dobbiesdoogs and that's the truth
 Skinr: "C'mon, motherfuckers, c'mon! / C'mon, motherfuckers, c'mon!"
 dobbiesdoogs: blaine is a pain
Image 258338   07-20-18 7:26pm   Views: 25066   Uploaded by    sparename
 Wooden Spoon: Cat looks mad because he was hoping for a box truck.
 sparename: Everybody just kept the boxes these came in
Image 258323   07-20-18 5:47pm   Views: 24469   Uploaded by    grizzly
 Dick Inspector: Must be near Christmas time in Iceland.
 White Rice: @Spazstatic everyone knows about Catbus, even if they have no idea what it is or from where it came.
 Spazstatic: I know of the catbus. I did not know of the cattrain.
 sparename: Commuting on the Petro
 tib gubb: you're all fucked, and then the whole world is fucked.
 VoR: Ride the beautiful people express
Image 258302   07-20-18 3:26pm   Views: 27033   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Mr. Shine: You took them out too soon!
 Shay: Shit, I forgot to go to Staples.
 Robespierre: Pigment paucity
Image 258260   07-20-18 10:26am   Views: 26973   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
 sparename: Definitely NOT a Love Boat..
 wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.
Image 258207   07-19-18 10:47pm   Views: 49986   Uploaded by    logono
 Passive: Child abuse
 WTF: If you do not understand, Soft poop
 Annoying Vegan : They are very nice in cinnamon rolls.
 dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.
 sparename: What about chocolate-flavoured-stuff-covered raisins, then? I love them
 ethernet: My mom actually used to put raisins AND chocolate chips in the cookies together just to throw me and my sisters off.
Image 258226   07-20-18 01:05am   Views: 29624   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 Urn BooUrn: Damn eggs keep nipping me.
 bug: I think the chicken has gone rotten.(weiler)
Image 258130   07-19-18 2:21pm   Views: 52994   Uploaded by    spacedawg
 dangerkeith3000: That pink panther theme tune really is the tits, man. The cat's meow. The bee's knees. Honestly.
 Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.
 VoR: Thiiiiink pink
Image 258001   07-18-18 4:26pm   Views: 90967   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.
 DrNinjaman: NO PONYTAILS!
 E. HONDA: Don't tease the crocodiles. Feed them without delay.
 Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.
 Spazstatic: Please don't take food from the aggro-gators.
 Dick Inspector: Place sacrifice here
 Solemn: So you're saying that I SHOULDN'T be sacrificing my children to Sobek?
 Scoo: Shave your children's hair before feeding them to the crocodiles
 ignatz: Please do not remove your heads before feeding the crocodiles
Image 257825   07-17-18 2:54pm   Views: 103405   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 wolfpk: This dog hates vacuums. Not the sound like most dogs, but being ran over by one!
 AlexDeLarge: Camo index: 99%
 Solemn: Natural camouflage.
 HandBanana: Mission Impossible: Carpet Chameleon
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder how many times that dog has been accidentally stepped on.
Image 257827   07-17-18 3:03pm   Views: 105810   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot Don't I know it...
 VoR: Been there
 Not A Bot: Modular cats stack easily for improved storage.
 Robespierre: There ain't no party like a pangolin party, 'cuz a pangolin party ... oh, never mind.
Image 257766   07-17-18 06:47am   Views: 109265   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
 Mr Bleak: One of The Cure's Lovecats
 wolfpk: Care kitty
 Butcherboy: But what do its balls look like
 Mad Collager: That's the weirdest cinnamon bun I've ever seen.
 Mr. Shine: I (heart) this kitty.
Image 257689   07-16-18 5:47pm   Views: 131309   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 Mr. Shine: "What is glass, but tortured sand?!"
 savvoy: They contain straw! They're vegetarian rocks! *flips Paul Ryan*
 Sadbot: They're made of clay! *flips table*
Image 257659   07-16-18 2:26pm   Views: 164365   Uploaded by    superfudge
 Mad Collager: After launch, I'm feline Falcon Heavy.
 a robot: Fucking brilliant!
Image 257645   07-16-18 12:47pm   Views: 128224   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Robespierre: Wayback Machine activated
Image 257649   07-16-18 1:21pm   Views: 132216   Uploaded by    god666
 TurkeyVulture: This is the insightful social commentary that I read print comics for.
 Shay: *swipe left*
Image 257615   07-16-18 09:03am   Views: 135279   Uploaded by    durian
 petepuma: the car next to theirs is just covered in bird shit
 wolfpk: That's a lie! You just don't want to confirm the existence of giant pigeons!
 VoR: False. They are choosing where to poop.
 dangerkeith3000: rad for giant pigeons.
Image 257616   07-16-18 09:15am   Views: 132945   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 Spazstatic: @WannaBee after I read your comment I could think of basically all of the main characters names in the show except for Linda. It took me a couple minutes.
 WannaBee: @Spazstatic I knew the name didnt sound right! Thanks for pointing that out :)
 Spazstatic: @WannaBee I know people get your reference, but I have the urge to point out that Tina is Louise's sister and Aunt Gayle is Linda's sister. But I won't do that.
 VeeKay: Glorious huh?
 Felicity: @WannaBee "It's the anuses, isn't it?" "They're like Mona Lisa's eyes, they follow you wherever you go."
 dangerkeith3000: They bleach.
 sparename: That lesser known band, The Butthole Coasters
 WannaBee: I see Louise's sister Gayle is into knitting now.
Image 257619   07-16-18 09:26am   Views: 135864   Uploaded by    professorpig
 petepuma: right next to the Meowna Lisa
 Felicity: I bet they hung it upside down
Image 257621   07-16-18 09:40am   Views: 167525   Uploaded by    house md
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