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 sparename: Though the summer was extremely hot, there were flaws in the plan to do emergency air-drops of ice-cream vans
Image 174703   04-21-17 7:47pm   Views: 82443   Uploaded by    apoxia
 Peach: @piranharama You tease.
 piranharama: Oops, meant you there @WaffleIron
 piranharama: @Peach It's also gold out
 a robot: @Peach…
 addend: Nice, uh..., balloons.
 Hyphae: *Free measuring service contingent on agreement for us to own and use your likeness
 Peach: Bite my shiny metal ass.
 WaffleIron: It's cold out, okay!?
Image 174693   04-21-17 6:54pm   Views: 83096   Uploaded by    sparename
 Robespierre: Aquaautoerotic as fuck.
 someguy: Aquaman exploring his sexuality.
 Kim: Sad rad
 Darmstadtium: Spoiler alert... This is part of the new Justice League movie
 Cami: Mr. Burns had a great idea to make a net out of these.
 Mexico: The senseless slaughter of marine wildlife must be stopped. Cut up your plastic rings.
 enfanta: I'm okay with this.
Image 174358   04-19-17 11:10pm   Views: 136787   Uploaded by    Taters
 Dr. Bathroom: Cute, but it won't hold up when I take my ticket to court.
 Snix: hahaha this is a unique occurrence I have never seen before.
 XLY: @Scoo The good ones can anyway
 A duck: @Scoo: dogs can do anything!
 Scoo: Dogs can read?
 Zukero: @A duck attempting reverse psychology ?
 ChubbyBuddy: dogs cant see red so salmon may not have been the best color
 tib gubb: "I can't help it, he's irresponsible"
 A duck: Attention cats: Push your owner into traffic.
Image 174377   04-20-17 01:38am   Views: 116982   Uploaded by    teletub
 Mr Bleak: O...Kay. I'm just going to let it win...
 Hosebag: If only you believed in spiracles, baby, like I believe...
 hearsegirl: gorgeous.
 Kim: Alright, Fluffy. Try it with Fate bringer this time.
 Robespierre: Large and in charge.
 Throwbot: "Yeah? Well I F*cked your dad. AND THEN I ATE HIM!"
 Side Boob: ...And that's how I blew my own leg off with a shotgun, Doctor
 San DoDo: ProLevel: Beginner
 tib gubb: spiders are okay.
Image 174383   04-20-17 02:40am   Views: 157247   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 Kim: Yeah, but where is Kevin?
 Mad Collager: What's Up with him?
Image 174307   04-19-17 6:22pm   Views: 141391   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Mr Bleak: Ah. It's going to be one of *those* days, isn't it?
 Robespierre: New nose piercing rig looks painful.
 yev: got your nose! - whatever, i'm digesting your tail
 fakeusername: got yer nose
Image 174276   04-19-17 3:31pm   Views: 143262   Uploaded by    humanfog
 Shay: Let's play: Camel Landmine!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
 Robespierre: The steppe is aliiiiive ... with the sound of...
 DrinkMixMan: "That was a great alpaca pun."
 Amy Housewine: HAR HAR HAR
Image 174077   04-18-17 2:38pm     Uploaded by    Mustyrats
 Skaalar: *X-Files theme*
 SpaceCow: Go go, shadow jutsu!
 hajjpodge: Hail Satan
 someguy: Me and my shaaaaadow
 BavidDowie: The shadow knows
 wolfpk: That is awesome so long as that is another cat.
 XLY: I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen a lot of cats in my time
 tokyopig: hot damn!
Image 173845   04-17-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    a robot
 Wooden Spoon: The sister of the princess from Drawn Together
 Kim: Now /this/ is looking like @Kimcest.
 Noremak: Bloodborne 2?
 enfanta: @Warrax They pluck their hairlines.
 Scoo: The mermaid he needs, not the mermaid he wants
 BavidDowie: Congratulations. It's a squid.
 Warrax: Damn that's a big forehead!
 a robot: "Splash" remake looking old timey. More so than the original. Also weird.
Image 173388   04-14-17 8:03pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Scoo: Pika-killllllllmeeeee
Image 173399   04-14-17 9:08pm     Uploaded by    pusha p
 piranharama: @Wet farts I believe KFC is an internationally recognised killing machine, not just here in Australia!
 Wet farts: See, everything DOES want to kill you in Australia
 apoxia: Finger licking good.
 DrinkMixMan: Whoah! Looks like somebody tried the Colonel's new KFC Nashville Hot Chicken, featuring a blazing blend of spicy cayenne and smoked paprika. A flavor so bold, it'll set your car on fire! Yow!
 Winterneuro: Idiots! I told them Sonny dies at the toll booth, not the drive thru!
 piranharama: Hot and spicy
 Scoo: There's a lot to parse here
 WaffleIron: Kentucky fried car.
Image 172460   04-09-17 10:09pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Scoo: Eh, there's like 3 of them down the block from me
 tritium: Also, if they had this where I work, I would legit use it every day.
 tritium: When a pot seller says it'll be up soon, don't hold your breath.
 Annoying Vegan : @Warrax same.
 Warrax: Aw yiss weed and a fuck. Oh wait... that says fork. And pot means two things. I think I got excited too quickly.
Image 171059   04-02-17 1:31pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Mad Collager: Now available filtered!
 Mad Collager: Advertising will be a problem.
 Albatross: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!
 piranharama: Spam spam spam spam lovely spam, wonderful spam.
 zupobaloop: OMG TAKE MY MONEY
 Christina: "There is not so much spam in it."
Image 170150   03-28-17 4:54pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 funny in the wall: Oh do tell. I googled it and saw that the inside is pretty cool. @sparename
 sparename: @funny in the wall Will report back next time I'm passing
 enfanta: Did they keep the barf bags?
 funny in the wall: wow, there is nothing not terrible about this idea. i hope the steaks step up to the challenge
 WaffleIron: You gotta eat these muthafuckin steaks on this muthafukin plane!
Image 168697   03-20-17 10:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny At last, proof that "pantsless" is the default human state (also this comment sent me into a laughing fit :D)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) I'll take note, especially since the 3-year-old announced the other day that she "hates pants" and has not been wearing them. AND (i shit you not this is the truth) last week she told me about a little (imaginary) man in red that she talks to named "Peter Pants." The spaceship is leaking into my real life again :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Plastic interiors, my friend. Just take a hose to it. With three kids, I'd imagine you'd have come up with the same idea!
 Niels Bohr: I missed 1BOOBS but I'm broke so I'm sure I'll still be driving the same piece of shut when 2BOOBS rolls around.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless what a mess to clean considering, well, you're not wearing any pants :)
 KrazyKat: 1, 2, 3, 4. What are we all waiting for? Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Wait! Your car hit BOOBS, but you missed it? How is that possible? Were you in the car at the time? Was there an accident report filed? I'm sooooo confused! Oh, it, not them. Never mind.
 enfanta: @Dr. Bathroom is it a cow?
 Hosebag: When you're a child and upset, boobs make you happy again. Now, as an adult, nothing has really changed.
 Dr. Bathroom: 1...2...3...4... BOOBS!
 Teechur: BOOBS have all come and gone on my cars before I get them. I would be glad to see 1BOOBS on my current rustroller. Alas, it's about 5k miles in the future.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I hit "BOOOO" not to long ago. Scared the crap outta me
 Lestrange: I'm just glad he sticks to the speed limit for parking
 fanny: @Scoo Congratulations! I'm so happy for you and your 1BOOBS *sobs harder at the memory of missing BOOBS*
 Scoo: I'm very close to hitting 1BOOBS on my 2007 CR-V -- any day now, really...
 fanny: My car hit BOOBS a couple of months ago and I missed it and it actually made me a little sad :(
Image 168627   03-20-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 AdaMan: No child of mine will ever handle a toy gun until he learns some GODDAMN TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!!! *yelling at small child*
 Beef Supreme: Need more info. How many of those toddlers were justified in their exercise of their second amendment rights?
 Fishy: /JOKE is this a thing. CURIOUS
 Whatever: In both cases the executives at gun companies are very happy that their second amendment protected products are having a profitable year, so why should we worry?
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo You can't question this! It has a photo and everything. Who needs cited sources?
 bug: BUILD A (two feet tall) WALL
 Dresdenkeogh: @Coolguy I didn't want to leave any ambiguity
 Scoo: 44?? That seems an unlikely high number.
 Coolguy: There was supposed to be angular brackets...
 Coolguy: @Dresdenkeogh For forgot the JOKE ... /JOKE tags....
 Dresdenkeogh: THIS IS A JOKE. I believe that abortion should be illegal, but pregnancy should be too without a licence. THAT WAS A JOKE JUST THEN
Image 168130   03-17-17 9:08pm     Uploaded by    bag o bones
 Kim: This looks like it would hit all the right spots.
 ninetailorochimaru: Ahhhh! Real Monsters
 enfanta: Odd kind of angler fish...
Image 167163   03-12-17 7:31pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Hyphae: Naw where did muh meths lab go?
 ignatz: @sparename at pub pipt.
 ignatz: Thanks Jeremy
 sparename at pub: @Peter Pantsless @carpwoman it IS the start of Clarkson's New World
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman My guess is some sort of camper
 carpwoman: What was it?
Image 166959   03-11-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 LurkedMoar: Gatsby? Great...
 FabricMan: Dr. T. J. Eckleburg's British cousin
 A duck: self storage makes me cry errytiem
Image 166949   03-11-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
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