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 sparename's Aggro-Gator

 Hokie333: I read something once that suggested that the Roman alphabet became prevalent because it was so tedious to try to spell out things in Greek.
 horseycabbage: what about 'elemeno'?
 WaffleIron: Now do it for spanish.
Image 192559   07-21-17 2:10pm   Views: 84288   Uploaded by    duckybox
 petepuma: My cat would walk backwards forever with something like this on his head. GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
 Amy Housewine: no-one does her a recognise
 Greifer: Cats love it!
 Sandor: rawr
Image 191662   07-16-17 11:09pm     Uploaded by    Jak
 grizzly: @Sage oh, it's not that bad!
 Robespierre: Jaunty.
 Christina: A clever way to put the word sex, albeit misspelled, in children's story.
 petepuma: And the soup of the day is bread!
 funny in the wall: It's a disease of the liver, apparently
 a robot: I'm Mary Poppins, ya'll!
 Bu7Z: Soup, a colli, fridge, elastic, eggs peas halitosis.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo SFX: Dumdiddleiddeiddle Dumdiddleye
 Niels Bohr: Fa suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus
 Scoo: @Sage If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious
 KrazyKat: World's longest tag
 wolfpk: It took me a second to figure it out. I have never see it spelled out.
 Sage: Even though the sound of it is simply quite atrocious.
 SunWukong: Gor Blimey!
Image 191709   07-17-17 07:13am     Uploaded by    meh
 Felicity: Is it still psychotic formicosis if other people can see them?
 BavidDowie: and he's been laying eggs all over the living room
 Mad Collager: I hope he doesn't get all full of himself over this. Nobody likes someone who's spider vain.
 Warrax: Spider dog, spider dog, does whatever a spider dog does.
 LogicKitty: Somebody please take the sharpie away from that poor pupper's human
 Derp Herpigan: I too regret my tattoo decisions.
Image 191407   07-15-17 5:44pm     Uploaded by    GoodSir
 Felicity: I guess we know who the godfather is
 WTF: Honey, you said you and Papa Murphy were just friends!
 duckfarts: I have a modest proposal
 a robot: That's one greasy baby.
 Air Biscuit: Might be time to change that pepperoni.
Image 191330   07-15-17 08:48am     Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 Kim: Like this, for sure.
 AlexDeLarge: @fanny I think you just stumbled on his origin story
 Warrax: The second one, duh. That's just silly.
 fanny: this confuses the @Peter Pantsless
Image 191054   07-13-17 9:31pm     Uploaded by    San DoDo
 raditzu: Say goodbye to your chompers!
 redmonkey3: Up next: x.rays you can never un-see
 Jennerator: I was about to post 'the cupcake is a lie' but I slapped myself until I came to my senses
 Peach: Mmm, sweet AND crunchy!
 Christina: Not edible. And any scattered piece will hurt badly in your feet if you step on it.
Image 191013   07-13-17 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 raditzu: Aaricia and the eagles, the early tryouts.
 Micro Jackson: I will steal babies...evermore!
 Teechur: Gandalf has been escaping via bird for quite some time, apparently.
 Catcat: Baby delivery in Poland
 dangerkeith3000: Some Uber drivers just don't know how to treat their clientele.
 Felicity: Dont mind me, just getting a new body for Count Vigo
 Dr Awkward: This is fake news. Sad.
 fanny: Do you know how much that bird charges? Asking for a friend.
Image 190949   07-13-17 11:37am     Uploaded by    Largehand
 mwoody: Corpse cobbler is my least favorite dessert.
 sparename: I'm only dead *inside*
 addend: Best chart that a reanimated cobbled corpse could make.
 tib gubb: frankenstein is not lower in the hierarchy than a zombie!
 Ulillillia: me ded
Image 190696   07-12-17 01:48am     Uploaded by    Defiance
 VoR: @Catcat Get back in your dish and make a yougurt!
 Wet farts: CATS ARE NICE
 Air Biscuit: @Catcat "Cats love it" "obey"
 Catcat: I'm a culture, not a cookie!
 Zukero: @a robot Etsy actually. They have various patterns that you will all fail to recognize after cooking.
 a robot: @Teechur Because Pinterest
 duchaschmeremol: for non-sticky dough, use 40g of fine sawdust (a great source of fibre btw) per 100g of wheat flour.
 Teechur: Cool idea. But why are you using your picnic table?
 dangerous dave: If I tried to make these, twenty minutes later I'd be captioning a photo with the words, "nailed it."
 ignatz: But what are they saying?
Image 190312   07-10-17 04:47am     Uploaded by    Prefuse
 Knice: #54474
 redmonkey3: Savior orrr Scourge of the internets ?
 El Barto: Spirit animal to the bold!
 Derp Herpigan: y'all got any more of 'em pixels?
Image 184145   06-09-17 12:37pm     Uploaded by    dad
 WTF: Unfortunately this item sold poorly and was discontinued due to the fact that, at Christmas, there were zero frucks given.
 well duh: "Where's my little froggy? Where's my little froggy?! WTF did you do to my little froggy?!!"
 Darmstadtium: This reminds me of Alien: Resurrection
 Urn BooUrn: SO you know, it makes a bad gift. Don't give a Fruck.
 dobbiesdoogs: spencer's gifts hottest selling item of 1974
 Sadbot: Now show me a dog...wait...
 copunter: wutda fruck
 Jeffrat: There is nothing about this I don't like.
Image 189653   07-06-17 8:09pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 sparename: @Scoo as per our conversation re #177830... I should've taken the pizza out two minutes earlier and kept it more flexible...
 Cami: Now THAT is a chip butty!
 piranharama: Step 3. Profit
 AlexDeLarge: If you french fry when you should've pizza-d, you're gonna have a bad time.
 Sadbot: that's some good radical sandwich anarchy
 Jennerator: Needs ketchup
 Scoo: Pizza!? Now thats what I call a taco!
Image 189617   07-06-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    sparename
Image IAZ   07-06-17 4:54pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Rat-Butt: That cat is like "Bitch, you better be backing up with that camera" Dog is like,"Be cool, back up...and RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
 Brain: this pic cured my cancer
 kornisjon: I feel violated and I can't explain why.
 Sadbot: That cat looks like it should be demanding I stop expanding my borders in some Master of Orion-like
 WaffleIron: Hecking no!
Image 188014   06-28-17 3:59pm     Uploaded by    myrealname
 bug: Chuck Jones + MC Escher + Salvador Dali
 kornisjon: This is breaking my brian
 antipatterns: friendly spaceship, the fun place to re-upload the art of penniless tumblr artists unsourced
 Shay: Daffy, this isn't weed.
Image 187804   06-27-17 3:07pm     Uploaded by    drhenry
 kornisjon: I call this piece Acid Reflux.
 Skinr: "THE GUN IS GOOD!"
 jazzjunkie: Reminds me of Howl's Moving Castle
 Thurb Grunombies: Soothing
Image 187487   06-25-17 10:10pm     Uploaded by    McBomalds
 dangerkeith3000: @sodamachine that I find this picture hilarious
 hajjpodge: What a horrible way to die.
 sodamachine: what is that supposed to mean @dangerkeith3000
 kornisjon: Garfield, pls!
 Ulillillia: Catasstrophe
 Aemuli: Ace Ventura: The Animated Series (I wish)
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha!
Image 185436   06-15-17 3:54pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sparename: Reminded me, YT - "Paul Hogan on kids sandwiches. Classic Hoges" (sic) how the ends of the bread are poison etc
Image 185126   06-13-17 11:48pm     Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 jazzjunkie: Bicornaclops
 Spazstatic: @Warrax uni-clops
 Warrax: Cy-clops
 Knice: My girlfriend's had some work done.
 Zampano: Unique. Interesting. Refreshing. One of a kind. Never thought of before. I like it :)
Image 185082   06-13-17 7:44pm     Uploaded by    phonk
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