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 SomeCanadian: Nature is savage.
 Dr Awkward: Brutal.
Image 168800   03-21-17 1:54pm   Views: 55294   Uploaded by    enfanta
 apoxia: You're doing it wrong!
 Micro Jackson: I noticed he is using the GF's toothbrush
 Himesama: Are these terribly hard to care for? My sons want a pet.
 Mr. Butt: gotta go fast
Image 168764   03-21-17 09:08am   Views: 54603   Uploaded by    weed poop
 enfanta: Did they keep the barf bags?
 funny in the wall: wow, there is nothing not terrible about this idea. i hope the steaks step up to the challenge
 WaffleIron: You gotta eat these muthafuckin steaks on this muthafukin plane!
Image 168697   03-20-17 10:03pm   Views: 79701   Uploaded by    sparename
 scribbs: How, exactly, does future man know the counterfactual?
Image 168660   03-20-17 6:31pm   Views: 81718   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny At last, proof that "pantsless" is the default human state (also this comment sent me into a laughing fit :D)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) I'll take note, especially since the 3-year-old announced the other day that she "hates pants" and has not been wearing them. AND (i shit you not this is the truth) last week she told me about a little (imaginary) man in red that she talks to named "Peter Pants." The spaceship is leaking into my real life again :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Plastic interiors, my friend. Just take a hose to it. With three kids, I'd imagine you'd have come up with the same idea!
 Niels Bohr: I missed 1BOOBS but I'm broke so I'm sure I'll still be driving the same piece of shut when 2BOOBS rolls around.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless what a mess to clean considering, well, you're not wearing any pants :)
 KrazyKat: 1, 2, 3, 4. What are we all waiting for? Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Wait! Your car hit BOOBS, but you missed it? How is that possible? Were you in the car at the time? Was there an accident report filed? I'm sooooo confused! Oh, it, not them. Never mind.
 enfanta: @Dr. Bathroom is it a cow?
 Hosebag: When you're a child and upset, boobs make you happy again. Now, as an adult, nothing has really changed.
 Dr. Bathroom: 1...2...3...4... BOOBS!
 Teechur: BOOBS have all come and gone on my cars before I get them. I would be glad to see 1BOOBS on my current rustroller. Alas, it's about 5k miles in the future.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I hit "BOOOO" not to long ago. Scared the crap outta me
 Lestrange: I'm just glad he sticks to the speed limit for parking
 fanny: @Scoo Congratulations! I'm so happy for you and your 1BOOBS *sobs harder at the memory of missing BOOBS*
 Scoo: I'm very close to hitting 1BOOBS on my 2007 CR-V -- any day now, really...
 fanny: My car hit BOOBS a couple of months ago and I missed it and it actually made me a little sad :(
Image 168627   03-20-17 3:31pm   Views: 82813   Uploaded by    sparename
 Robespierre: I've got parts that'll fit this
 Ihminen: Overheating problem i see
Image 168600   03-20-17 12:46pm   Views: 86723   Uploaded by    drhenry
 AdaMan: No child of mine will ever handle a toy gun until he learns some GODDAMN TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!!! *yelling at small child*
 Beef Supreme: Need more info. How many of those toddlers were justified in their exercise of their second amendment rights?
 Fishy: /JOKE is this a thing. CURIOUS
 Whatever: In both cases the executives at gun companies are very happy that their second amendment protected products are having a profitable year, so why should we worry?
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo You can't question this! It has a photo and everything. Who needs cited sources?
 bug: BUILD A (two feet tall) WALL
 Dresdenkeogh: @Coolguy I didn't want to leave any ambiguity
 Scoo: 44?? That seems an unlikely high number.
 Coolguy: There was supposed to be angular brackets...
 Coolguy: @Dresdenkeogh For forgot the JOKE ... /JOKE tags....
 Dresdenkeogh: THIS IS A JOKE. I believe that abortion should be illegal, but pregnancy should be too without a licence. THAT WAS A JOKE JUST THEN
Image 168130   03-17-17 9:08pm   Views: 160165   Uploaded by    bag o bones
 Kim: This looks like it would hit all the right spots.
 ninetailorochimaru: Ahhhh! Real Monsters
 enfanta: Odd kind of angler fish...
Image 167163   03-12-17 7:31pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Hyphae: Naw where did muh meths lab go?
 ignatz: @sparename at pub pipt.
 ignatz: Thanks Jeremy
 sparename at pub: @Peter Pantsless @carpwoman it IS the start of Clarkson's New World
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman My guess is some sort of camper
 carpwoman: What was it?
Image 166959   03-11-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 LurkedMoar: Gatsby? Great...
 FabricMan: Dr. T. J. Eckleburg's British cousin
 A duck: self storage makes me cry errytiem
Image 166949   03-11-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 Bast Relief: @Gomi Those are fake suits. It's actually a one-piece that an assistant zips up in the back after she steps into it.
 Darmstadtium: She is concentrating in order to maintain human form.
 KingTrebek: that is sign language for vagina. No joke.
 frenchrevolution: Illuminati confirmed
 tritium: @grizzly Honestly, I submitted this image because I saw the other and noticed she was doing this thing in a bunch of those pictures.
 grizzly: So much Merkle today!
 ignatz: Merkle-Bond
Image 165240   03-02-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    tritium
 karmakat: sorry your twitter account is frozen
 Dresdenkeogh: Tweet-fuckin-tweet. What?
Image 163863   02-23-17 06:28am     Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 Otterman: @a robot That it surely is indeed. This is the head of Rich Little impersonating Howard Cosell.
 tib gubb: I can't not rad this.
 Lestrange: 18 years, 18 years And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
 Teechur: Daddy? Can we have some money? We're going to the mall *Dad gets out flip phone and ignores them.
 grizzly: They aren't even his kids.
 Knice: That's not why we do stuff for/ with our kids.
 scribbs: At least they're spending time with him, even if they're a bit distracted.
 Mr. Butt: DadHorn
 a robot: @Otterman I appreciate the phrase "itchy bear cub" because it comes from a Life in Hell comic, if I'm not mistaken
 Otterman: Painfully true. I'm squirming like an itchy bear cub with its verisimilitude.
Image 162633   02-16-17 6:23pm     Uploaded by    donhomero
 Scoo: Just fuck my shit up
 Lestrange: Oh yeah, I see what you did there.
Image 161260   02-09-17 2:47pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 WaffleIron: @Teechur : That is impossibly cool. Yeah, double post cool.
 WaffleIron: @Teechur : That is impossibly cool.
 Teechur: @WaffleIron Yeah, it's in the box with the Degaussing coil and the spare anodes. My son had to dismantle the scanning electron microscope to use the beam splitter in his quantum eraser experiment.
 WaffleIron: @Teechur : Does your dad have a diffusion pump he's not using? Cuase you should totally use that to make a scanning electron microscope.
 Teechur: My father's a television repairman. He has this ultimate set of tools. I can fix that Vanagon.
 Snake Jesus: @Amy Housewine "WITNESS M- aw fuck"
 Amy Housewine: Shortly after a witnessing.
Image 160480   02-05-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    sparename
 ClockworkJackalope: NOBODY IN! NOBODY OUT!
 Radstarboom: What ever you do, don't!
 ChubbyBuddy: hey dont crash through the building until i say its okay
Image 160462   02-05-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    sparename
 Jabberwikket: Instructions unclear, elected trump
 UltraBeverly: @Whatever We get it, you love Scientology, or (fill in the blank).
 a robot: Typical human-centric propaganda!
 Whatever: Or, you are the flawed creation of the demiurge, fallen from grace and doomed by original sin, teetering on the cusp of salvation or damnation according to ancient texts that have been interpreted millions of different ways in order to seize money and/or power from blind faith and the prayer that the afterlife is a saner option than our inherently corrupt reality?
 UltraBeverly: Why am I a ghost?
 addend: I *do* fear nothing, the timeless nothing that awaits all.
 WaffleIron: Or as I like to call it, my meat-whip
 scribbs: *sigh*
 SomeCanadian: I'm afraid of balloons.
 whiplash: But I don't have my meat-coated skeleton driver's license yet!
 SunWukong: Now I'm afraid of ghosts, meat, skeletons, stars, rocks, space and fear. Thanks for that.
 Nothing: I'm a nice guy once you get to know me
 tib gubb: Can I put that on my business card
 Knice: That's an excellent Valentine.
 Derp Herpigan: But spiders, man. Eight legs, eight eyes, feelers. How could you not be afraid?
Image 160326   02-04-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 trelyate: meow
 ch: cute little pupper
 a robot: I keep staring at this and I still can't decide if the rad outweighs and creepy
 Bu7Z: Garlic and butter FTW
 annterland: Hell no
 Ronick: The snail whisperer
 Scoo: My Mollusk and Me
 sparename: Your rabbit looks ill
Image 160072   02-03-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 White Rice: @Lestrange hey, the fact that the shark can control the case of their spoken words is pretty dang impressive (that's usually reserved for Death & his kin)
 Lestrange: @White Rice For God's sake he's a shark. Cut him some slack!
 scribbs: @White Rice The more you know! Thanks :-)
 White Rice: @scribbs sharks have some issues with grammar & proper punctuation usage. Note the lack of capitalization in the sharks "i" when saying "i'll get you out." The can handle periods & apostrophes just fine, its commas & exclamation points that really trip them up.
 scribbs: Why is he telling that human not to worry his little buddy?
 SomeCanadian: I'm just happy to be involved.
Image 159105   01-29-17 04:37am     Uploaded by    aristocat
 scribbs: 9:03 a.m. local time. This is probably the best thing I'll see all day. Query: does that mean I should just call it quits and go back to bed? Or should I face the day in the hopes of seeing something better?
 Teechur: I have found that many teams have more than one A-hole.
Image 158924   01-28-17 05:27am     Uploaded by    Oober
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