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 SpaceCow's Aggro-Gator

 DrinkMixMan: HUHHHH?
 Joseph: My pet chameleon was called Herr Flick. They are amazing but a lot of work.
 Derp Herpigan: I see what you did there, and there too!
 Teechur: I guess I posted once for each eye.
 tib gubb: @Ihminen that's just like my ex!
 Teechur: I only control my strabismus when I'm looking for a small part on the carpet. In other words, #same
 Teechur: I only control my strabismus when I'm looking for a small part on the carpet. In other words, #same
 Ihminen: they can control their eyes seperately when searching for prey. when the prey is found both eyes target it
Image 185679   06-16-17 7:31pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 SomeCanadian: Best graduate student ever. Give that dog a PhD already!
 Robespierre: Whoomp, there it is
 AverageJoe: I have no idea what I'm doing...
 tib gubb: i think you mean doggles
 ughjeez: The lab results are in. 100% RAD.
 tritium: Indeed, that is a proper lab.
 Nope: Safety puppo!
Image 161325   02-09-17 8:47pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 XLY: Retweets 17 more times
 XLY: We finally made it boys
 carpwoman: @Borkf - Ah, in the pressure would be the same inside and out, too, I would imagine.
 Borkf: @turde @carpwoman @mwoody Quite right, it would be fine if it's open. Two reasons it wouldn't rust (1) Little oxygen means rusting in the deep sea is quite slow (2) It's probably made from aluminium anyway.
 trelyate: viral marketing has gone too far
 turde: @carpwoman @mwoody an empty can shouldn't crush, as there's no difference in pressure between the inside & outside to create the crushing force. you get cool crushing effects on e.g. styrofoam because all the tiny air bubbles inside get squashed. no idea about the rusting out tho
 carpwoman: No way. It would be crushed. And by the looks of it, it's an old steel can and would be rusted out by now.
 mwoody: Joking aside, I would have thought it'd be more crushed.
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Litter, uh...finds a way. ; )
 grizzly: Dont ya wanna?
 tritium: Don't the abyssal monstrosities know how much sugar one of those has?
 Ulillillia: life, uh, finds a Fanta
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo is this the real life, or just a fanta sea.
 Scoo: Underwater Fanta-Sea
 WaffleIron: We're anticipating the fanta girls at any second!
 sparename: Fanta's Tin Voyage
Image 159767   02-01-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 jochenau: "Alternative facts" is terrible, but see also: "credibility gap".
 Skaalar: @WTF @Scoo I was already depressed, this is just that rotten frosting on top of the cake.
 Scoo: Whispering it into the void is about the only safe place left to do so
 WTF: If people don't know what a 'fact' is there's no hope...
Image 158631   01-26-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 wolfpk: My mother hung out a lot at the zoo
 Knice: "They're GREATFK!!"
 Noremak: P-U-double puh-er, Pupper!
Image 158267   01-24-17 7:03pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Zampano: Heart literally wrote a song about this, entitled "Dog and Butterfly"
 Lestrange: Get it off get it off get it off get it off
 Peter Pantsless: "D'awwww!" *chomp*
Image 156716   01-16-17 4:09pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 scribbs: "And that's why I now live in my cat's house."
 Bast Relief: Johnny Cat Fivespades
 Teechur: Go fish.
 ChubbyBuddy: Zybourne Claw featuring Kitty Fiveaces
 wolfpk: Never trust a cat!
 Prostata: he's cheating!
 wolfpk: Never trust a cat!
 addend: And you thought it was a bluff.
 Shay: Gamcat.
 Peter Pantsless: My cat uses the toilet (sometimes; she still has a litter box), but she can't flush.
Image 155976   01-12-17 5:26pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Sandor: Happy little eraser will never be used as there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents
Image 154465   01-04-17 8:03pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 whiplash: Is there a hidden camera inside?
 grizzly: It's a big hat. It's funny.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Turd Ferguson did it better
 Mr. Whiskers: Everything's stupider in Texas
 Peter Pantsless: The 50-gallon version costs extra
Image 153191   12-29-16 11:47am     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 EvilOtter: On all levels except physical I am Guy Fieri. If only other people could see what I see in the mirror.... They too would eat nachos out of a trash can.
 Marsh Darsh: Guy fawx
 Peter Pantsless: @Nothing You stole my journal and gave it to @SpaceCow!
 Nothing: @Peter Pantsless The hell did I do?
 Peter Pantsless: *tears up screenplay, swears at nothing in particular*
 sparename: Wibbly, wibbly, "I see the body, it's lying near water, maybe a lake, or a stream, or some condensation off an A/C unit, or it's dry but it's definitely there, wherever it is, if it is at all and it's dead, or not, or if it isn't, I can see it so clearly, through the fog, dense fog, that stops me seeing it..." wibbly, wibbly
Image 152892   12-27-16 9:09pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Borkf: @Air Biscuit Pupholder fluid is self filling, but smells bad.
 SomeCanadian: Gotta pull over. The e-brake needs a p-break.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot did you check the pupholder fluid level?
 Henrywags: A long time ago in a dog shelter far far away....
 a robot: My car came with a pupholder, but it was empty. Should I take it back to the dealership to get that fixed??
 LaeMi: Borkf-holder
Image 151740   12-22-16 01:09am     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 scribbs: Even with magic, that ring is just too big to fit.
 fumbduck: Now that's what I'm tolkien about!
Image 149044   12-08-16 3:09pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Jeannie C: One of the better features of OCD hell.
 sparename: @LaeMi my own fault, trying to get a trojan out of my tablet instead of monitoring friendly spaceships
 Peach: @LaeMi I think you mean a close #2.
 redmonkey3: Oh the hangover excitement!
 Radstarboom: I know it's probably glass, but we'll never know unless we rub a wet finger around the rim.
 Radstarboom: Indiana Jones and the Crystal Head.
 a sedated moose: I wouldn't want this in my house, but would totally love to shit in this shitter.
 LaeMi: @sparename - I think @Nope won this one, but you are certainly a close second!
 sparename: I see what you did there
 a robot: @Nope Comment of the day right here :D
 Nope: Yo check this shit out
Image 148477   12-05-16 6:26pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 itskando: Kilroy was here. Kilroy was dog.
 Whatever: Looks like his nose is out of joint
 El hefe: Blob fish dog, distant relative of man bear pig
 carpwoman: Huuu, I requeth ur athiththith.
 Wet farts: Hooman plz
 scribbs: Ha cha cha.
 Mad Collager: Jimmy Durante's dog.
Image 147715   12-01-16 8:54pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Peach: It's morphin' time!
 ignatz: Hope pups doesn't have a long tail..
Image 147092   11-28-16 7:09pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Mr. Shine: Pupstack!
 Amy Housewine: Who is the brains in this outfit?
 EvilOtter: Please talk to me and my son again!
Image 145752   11-22-16 12:09pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 daver: @KL1NGON Perfect
 KL1NGON: I did that but the poncho was so stinky ans full of holes that I gave it to another hobo.
Image 143469   11-10-16 5:03pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Hiddentigerma: @thecraftywolf No. You should feel bad for trusting people to do things correctly the rest of the time.
 duckfarts: they seem a bit undercooked
 Kohapi: Now to deep fat fry this batch.
 dobbiesdoogs: all sweet no sour
 Knice: McBorkfets
 Ulillillia: Pupper Poppers
 thecraftywolf: should i feel bad for counting?
Image 141606   11-01-16 5:54pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 AverageJoe: where is your 4k peasants?
 Ulillillia: I can barely make out the Trump - Pence at the bottom.
 Skaalar: "Hey, that's not nice..." " SILENCE, GROUND-WALKER."
 Mr. Butt: @kinggheedra When I see all the deductions on my paycheck, I turn into a libertarian for about five minutes. And then I come back down to earth.
 Scoo: Viral marketing for a mediocre Comedy Central show
 bug: The first responders claimed the wreckage was never found...
 kinggheedra: I suddenly understand Libertarians.
 Peter Pantsless: If I could afford a plane I'd drag signs with good news behind it.
 Nope: Oooh big shot has a Cesna
Image 140198   10-25-16 9:26pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 WTF: Especially if it gets caught in the wheel spokes.
 a sedated moose: I can tell you from experience that getting boned by a car on your bike is no fun.
 Amy Housewine: The Cracked article about Kazuyuki Fujita absolutely slays me.
 Peter Pantsless: @Disembodiedfoot Gotta get your images somewhere. We're flying this friendly spaceship all over the internet
 Disembodiedfoot: I too read Cracked
 Janston: Headshot
 SomeCanadian: But bike nachos are delicious.
 Amy Housewine: ARRRG MY GROIN
 Knice: But they're fun to ride.
Image 139075   10-20-16 1:47pm     Uploaded by    SpaceCow
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