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 sorghum's Aggro-Gator

 Fiveninety: kinda wanna roll around almost naked in that snow
 Mr. Shine: Soooo, egg-sicles?
 grizzly: Aggro timely!
Image 257525   07-15-18 5:35pm   Views: 107546   Uploaded by    sorghum
 FireBreathingMarmot: The engineer wonders why the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
 VoR: This image is half full. The bit we do have isnt going to kill me but I think I'm worse off as a result
Image 256997   07-12-18 12:36pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Butcherboy: This sushi is weird
 BavidDowie: Green energy static electricity generator
 BavidDowie: Green energy static electricity generator
Image 256912   07-11-18 9:03pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Yam: A. Unfortunate
 Shay: Even though Wonder Showzen had a short run, this reminds me of one of the kids saying "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your doorstep? A fair warning"
 a robot: I got one recently that said "only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units." I didn't know fortune cookies were ironic now
 Not A Bot: I'd give Veronica and Betty a "Pearl Necklace"
Image 256491   07-09-18 10:03am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 dangerkeith3000: If you can eat the whole thing, it's free.
 Dr. Bathroom: I'm glad the prices are fixed. I hate bartering.
 Prostata: now THAT'S service
 Urn BooUrn: Bringing new meaning to the term "quicky".
 Robespierre: Look at these devastatingly deeply discounted prices on hookers!
 Mr. Shine: Imagine trying to explain this on your credit statement.
Image 255767   07-04-18 7:46pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!
Image 254042   06-24-18 03:39am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 house md: From that song lyric I think I know how old you are
Image 253383   06-19-18 7:58pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?
 Scoo: Not that kind of panic
Image 253339   06-19-18 2:40pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 wolfpk: You just gained a begging level. .
 Side Boob: Whoa!
 Passive: Hey, don't look at me like that! Like I'm the first person to eat mayonnaise out of a jar!
Image 252622   06-14-18 1:42pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 ignatz: Probably crap at drawing flowers..
 Frank herbert: Actual cat face vs how cat owners see them
Image 252305   06-12-18 12:10pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Scoo: Feels good, man
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 The better to switcherino you with.
 tib gubb: told you i needed my beauty sleep!
 dangerkeith3000: what beautiful chompers you have...
 grizzly: It's Saturday, my dudes.
Image 251778   06-09-18 05:47am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like....
 Mr. Shine: Picjointer looks like it is terrible for baking.
 ignatz: Bring the goats
Image 250702   06-02-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Mr Bleak: Proof that birds do Snow Angels as well.
 edgarallendoh: Cockness was here
 Warrax: I can hear what this sounded like.
 Yam: ... did a bird roll across your windshield?
Image 249918   05-28-18 10:40pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Jaunty Shrimp: Awww, poor Ritalin got left out
Image 249736   05-27-18 8:34pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers No, no - have you learned nothing from the cartoons? The true treasure was friendship all along.
 Micro Jackson: Fuck you, Greg
 Passive: Damn it Greg cut this shit out
 San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks
 Knice: Very not funny.
 Mr. Whiskers: And inside the Apple Watch. And inside the floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.
Image 249305   05-25-18 06:07am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Stephen Milkmus: They moved my chair, but surely they won t move our lord
 p nut: Pylon that sweet, sweet lovin Lord!
 Robespierre: - Bungalow Belt Still-Life
 Sharkface: Not only I want VLC, but I also want to save the videos I watch, hence this.
 Teechur: Jesus saves...
 Dr. Bathroom: Thou shalt not steal...
 barfolomew: Jesus was all about jealously staking a claim to public property.
Image 248976   05-23-18 08:26am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 fanny: it's true, all old people look alike
 Spazstatic: By 12 pm you mean midnight, yes? I want my bingo slot, damnit!
 Whatever: Obviously not a Trump operated retirement home
 Air Biscuit: Bates, party of 2. We have your table ready...
 Derp Herpigan: Truly, a wig makes all the difference.
Image 244893   04-28-18 10:40pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
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Image 244083   04-24-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 McBomalds: 1910--the same year as the Tunguska explosion. Coincidence?
 anonimos: I ve slipped into a tacoma
 Gomi Day: @Prostata you know what to do.
 Prostata: dammit now i want tacos
 Gentleman: @Scoo 1911
 Scoo: That joke was fresh in 1910
Image 243794   04-22-18 07:40am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Peter Pantsless: It's easy; I just let Jesus take the wheel
 KingTrebek: @Whatever hey now, faith is faith
 Whatever: Ironically, hes driving a Mercury, which was the name of a pagan god...
 Johnnydunebuggy: Oh, Jesus...
 tib gubb: "vehicular manslaughter is god's will"
 sparename: India is good for this kind of thing, some of them don't tighten the wheel-nuts on their trucks: they say "If the wheel falls off - it's God's will", which is why I saw so many axle-gouges in the road, next to a truck, missing a wheel, upside-down, in a field.
 Prostata: @ignatz cant hit you if you're in front and pulling away fast
 ignatz: @dobbiesdoogs yeah, but I'd rather have him in front of me where I can see him..
 dobbiesdoogs: pass that guy as fast as you can
Image 243703   04-21-18 6:07pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
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