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 sorghum's Aggro-Gator

 El hefe: Teenagers
Image 270634   10-04-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Side Boob: Anime is cartoons
 a robot: Dog is making the appropriate facial expression in response to that dude's haircut
 MrBoffo: Heeeeyyyyy, it's GREAT being yellow again! Thanks!
Image 270372   10-03-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Teechur: Pompeii cosplay is looking good
 E. HONDA: pretty sure you could bounce a quarter off that
 Scoo: Dat rock tho
 Vinochet: you can crack walnuts on that booty
 some guy : Chiseled buns!
 barfolomew: That must be the butt rock I've heard so much about lately
 charlemagne: but there's nowhere to attach my bike lock
 Side Boob: Come to butt rock in the next 15 minutes if u want an ass kicking.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt memorial site
 Shay: Now that's a tight ass.
 nimbus: I'm not sure whether I like this post
Image 270094   10-01-18 2:39pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 hajjpodge: I have made a terrible mistake.
Image 269429   09-27-18 12:21pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 268607   09-22-18 10:46am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned
 static xyz: Rich people never buy used cars. They buy pre owned cars
 Warrax: I didn't think I'd find an Echo at an Acura dealership.
 Mad Collager: Actually, all certifications are issued by an adorable female French poodle.
 shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.
Image 267964   09-18-18 11:15am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Fiveninety: i can't wait until 2024, when over 10% of smartphone users will finally understand how to take screenshots that are at least passable
 butt poop: Wait till 2030 when Apple announce that all functions are available via a neural implant.
Image 265994   09-06-18 05:38am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Mr Bleak: Well, clearly it goes in Samuel L. Jackson's carry-on luggage.
 Bluetocracy: Snake died immediately.
 WannaBee: Voldemort likes to take a break every once in a while.
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Li-Lo Laid Low In Legless Lurker Lunge"
 Teechur: What were his plans? Dangle from a modifier for a bit until an unsuspecting person happens by?
 Side Boob: Is the snake OK?
 Greifer: @addend snek-stuff
 addend: On holiday from what?!
Image 265496   09-03-18 12:54pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 tib gubb: this can go to hell
 addend: "Swap team names?" / "No. You're on the wrong track."
Image 265243   09-01-18 2:21pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Dr Awkward: Swim time, yes?
Image 263911   08-24-18 09:48am     Uploaded by    sorghum
 DrNinjaman: Muscle is sterile on the inside, except maybe for prions
 addend: The cow was on antibiotics and so am I. Nothing can go wrong.
 apoxia: Steak is pretty safe. Bacteria is on the outside which is exposed to the heating surface. Now minced beef is a much bigger risk as the bacteria is mixed within. You should only eat your minced beef well done unless you are OK with possibly getting an e coli infection (or you can get e coli on your salad and die that way also). Enjoy!
 Hokie333: @SaltLick Steak a la Trump.
 Scoo: This part of why I just don't eat steak
 Prostata: Medium Rare!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Knice *whilst glazing koala in ranch dressing* sorry what?
 Knice: I don't care what you eat.
 Side Boob: @SaltLick YOU TAKE THAT BACK! :P
 SaltLick: You forgot the last stage. It's similar to "You done fucked everything up", but the outside is a little blacker and there's ketchup on the top.
Image 263514   08-21-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Solemn: @Sadbot I fully and wholeheartedly approve of this comment.
 dangerkeith3000: I saw a sex doll porn one time and it was really gross.
 Sadbot: Hacking geishabots to recreate the opening of Ghost in the Shell is necessary and ethical
Image 263194   08-19-18 8:21pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 mrmaestro: @jochenau It makes up for the fact that they changed the five dollar bill so we can't draw over top of Sir Wilfrid Laurier so he looks like Spock
 Call Of Pooty: I bought that same stamp set!
 dangerkeith3000: I see you have your Barking Pass.
 jochenau: Canada receives +1 for having Spock stamps.
 Nope: That dog's penmanship is pretty good all things considered.
Image 261932   08-11-18 11:47pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Mr. Shine: He seems a little squirrelly.
 a sedated moose: "Is that a squirrel in your pocket, or are you-" "Yes, it's a squirrel."
Image 261917   08-11-18 9:54pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Mr. Shine: Simpsons predicted Instagram "models"?!
 Dr Awkward: Ay caramba!
Image 260245   08-01-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 wolfpk: Idiot! You have to roll an even number!
 WTF: This is fine.
 Not A Bot: If I have seen further, it is by hanging onto the nostrils of the pissed off gator!
 Shay: Again?
 KyleisBobDole: I was going to get pedantic about it being a dexterity saving throw, but I suppose intelligence would make sense for remembering the proper steps.
 Emoji: Quality OC OP!
Image 259925   07-30-18 4:15pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.
 dangerkeith3000: Why do they talk with their eyes closed?
 trelyate: I hope he packed some burn heals
 Shay: *ba dum PSSSHHH*
Image 258650   07-22-18 6:21pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Fiveninety: kinda wanna roll around almost naked in that snow
 Mr. Shine: Soooo, egg-sicles?
 grizzly: Aggro timely!
Image 257525   07-15-18 5:40pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 FireBreathingMarmot: The engineer wonders why the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
 VoR: This image is half full. The bit we do have isnt going to kill me but I think I'm worse off as a result
Image 256997   07-12-18 12:46pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
 Butcherboy: This sushi is weird
 BavidDowie: Green energy static electricity generator
 BavidDowie: Green energy static electricity generator
Image 256912   07-11-18 9:03pm     Uploaded by    sorghum
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