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 tib gubb: correct form of you're, this kid is obviously a genius
 Warrax: You can answer that question honestly if and only if the person asking is someone you are paying by the hour to listen.
 Felicity: Screw that
 addend: LOL "if".
 Sadbot: This kid gets it
Image 247070   05-12-18 12:07pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Yurishiro: I will give you everything you could ever want, but only if I'll have a little more.
 Amy Housewine: And that little boy grew up to be... Walter Mondale.
Image 246915   05-11-18 02:03am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 1979: That's so Macintosh.
 apoxia: @Whatever You know you paid for that heat no matter whether it came from your CRT or from a heater.
 Not A Bot: yes that's what brand it is
 Cami: @Whatever I too have turned appliances on for their waste heat.
 Whatever: CRTs threw off a lotta heat - it's how I used to keep my room warm to save on heating bills back in the day...
 WTF: Trying to communicate with Steve Jobs.
Image 208457   10-09-17 9:46pm     Uploaded by    SaltLick
 addend: Perfect. Exactly the stock photo I need.
 ThatGuy: Remember, remember the Sun Salutation.
 SomeCanadian: The Juggalo March has gone too far
Image 205306   09-23-17 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 UltraBeverly: In the future, ladies can drive!
 Science: @Prostata: Behind every great man is a great woman, waiting to rip out through his gaping chest cavity.
 Prostata: @Science I always knew Connie was "Bob"s driving force.
 Prostata: where's he even going to put that birdhouse if they live in that car?
 Science: JR "Bob" Dobbs on the Mega-City 1 highway system
 Side Boob: I hope they have this picture at OSHA headquarters
 grizzly: Who has ever been driving and thought to themselves "Fuck man. I really wish that I was making a bird house right now."?
 Cami: He never puts the pipe down. Not even to SCUBA dive.
 Niels Bohr: Ripping boards on a table saw in a moving vehicle would be good game show.
 bug: OMG, Dad, don't grab the saw like that!
 Skinr: "Hey, look - dead raccoon of tomorrow."
Image 196618   08-10-17 11:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Double-Munched Tacotito: The derpy eyes kind of undermine it :-)
 Donut: "That's my girl!"
Image 196577   08-10-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Theimposter: ...damn cooldowns.
 Bluetocracy: kind of reminds me of Starship Troopers
 Psymon: You'll never catch me, crabbers!
 Micro Jackson: Damn! I got the crabs!
 ignatz: Octopus: pound for pound smarter than us..
Image 196526   08-10-17 3:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Donut: Has anyone seen Martian Manhunter lately?
 Air Biscuit: Looks more like bullet bill.
Image 196524   08-10-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 El Barto: You're not the boss of me, Mum. I go where I like. Maybe I want to get stuck in the pond for 2 days and bathe in my own excrement...did you ever think of that?
 Borkf: @Knice Maybe he fell out of his roe boat.
 Teechur: Antlers that big? And spots? Must be a different variety than I'm used to.
 funny in the wall: he looks delicious and lent friendy
 a robot: This koi pond is weird
 Jennerator: Climate change hits Santa's workshop
 Knice: Getting a few laps in; workin' on the ol' buckstroke.
Image 195107   08-03-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Credible Hulk: finally one that I could lift over the doorstep
 queezy farm: I do this every other night.
 WTF: Glen and Glenda finally got hitched.
 duckfarts: it's important to love yourself
Image 194995   08-02-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SomeOtherCanadian: This woman has the stern demeanor and steely resolve I expect from a veteran raptor humidifier
 mrmrmr: Birds of spray
 SunWukong: Aw c'mon! No "moist owlet?" You've left that one for me?
 Radstarboom: Psst! Psst! off the table! Bad owl.
 tib gubb: just a friendly reminder to wax your owl
 Sadbot: Stay moist and Bird Up!
 Ulillillia: Superbowl.
 KrazyKat: Feels good man
Image 193967   07-28-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 redmonkey3: @Wooden Spoon - my bad! The unbelievers would also be left, so the fun, intelligent wicked party people and the aforementioned assholes, etc.
 Wooden Spoon: @redmonkey3: I must be a lunatic because I don't think I'm an asshole or a bad person, but I seem to be surrounded by assholes and bad people.
 copunter: like perry. the revolving door of shitty television and shitty government
 Peach Toddler: I hope he wears the bunny suit
 redmonkey3: @antipatterns - OR the rapture has already happened and only the assholes, lunatics and bad people are here now ?
 Sadbot: @addend McCarthy dressed as Spicer dancing with Spicer would be great
 addend: Melissa McCarthy, too? Alec Baldwin as a guest judge? That might make it watchable.
 fanny: please be true please be true please be true
 SunWukong: Giving us the old Spicy Spicer.
 antipatterns: If this is Hell, I can get used to it.
Image 193964   07-28-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Mr Bleak: Never seen the attraction of Mermaids. I mean, yes, you can talk to the top half, have some fun. But ... fishes don't have vaginas, which is going to be a problem in the relationship at some point. And the reversed version is gonna be a total turn off for me.
 Beef Supreme: This lifestyle is only acceptable at Weeki Wachee Springs.
 carlin: Wear sunscreen
 redmonkey3: Peroxide kills brain cells
 Himesama: Bewbs
 tib gubb: you forgot to mention "coy"
 UltraBeverly: How are you more magical, unusual and different than any other mermaidand are those good things? Explain.
 antipatterns: I want to Rad but the text made me squint so hard I am now blind.
 Ulillillia: Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me
 Knice: Do you, Gina.
 Bu7Z: Seems like the same old usual unmagical mermaid to me...
Image 193960   07-28-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Teechur: @redmonkey3 You're welcome! I just wish I could see opportunities like many "street artists" and then have the skills to carry them out.
 redmonkey3: ART!
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - cow in the tractor beam! thank you ;;)) Thank you lots
 Teechur: @redmonkey3 Flying saucer at the top, tractor beam in the middle, grass at the bottom.
 redmonkey3: Halp - i dunna git it
 scribbs: Took me a minute to work that out. Outstanding.
 Wooden Spoon: Destroy All Humans!
Image 193959   07-28-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Wooden Spoon: This is the kind of statue you leave on a friends back doorstep late at night
 addend: And nobody set foot on the lawn again.
 Meow: I don't go outside anymore because of this picture
 dangerous dave: I've heard of candied apples but this is ridiculous.
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 193517   07-26-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 XLY: My opinion is unwanted.
 Wet farts: The road speaks to me. It says "drift meeee"
 Nwcorset: "We're on a road to nowhere..."
 Stoner: Is this what the Avus racetrack in Berlin is looking like these days? I had no idea there was such a drought in Central Europe these days.
 Nopetology: @karmakat Decelerate to 'only' 100mph, take the turn fully sideways, then open the taps again.. My van won't do any of this, but I still enjoy driving it as if it could..
 karmakat: u-turn?
 Nopetology: Pretty sure any car that people bother to bring o this road will be an automatic 'yep'..
 Catcat: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road
 Catcat: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road
Image 193309   07-25-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 champeen: @Prostata If elected, I promise to appoint younger conspiracy kooks. At least Generation X or better
 Prostata: guys...I think maybe we should stop electing senile conspiracy kooks to office.
 Borb Prembus: @Felicity *they
 Backhand: Notice that the said Nasa and not NASA. The National Aeronautic Space Administration did not deny there are artifacts on Mars. Some guy named Nasa did.
 trelyate: that's what they want you to think!
 Jennerator: "Admit ya saw the grooves the ark scraped on the moon when it went on past."
 tib gubb: the republican party should be renamed to the emotional party
 Dr Awkward: The term "forced" almost makes it sound like NASA believes otherwise
Image 192652   07-21-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Teechur: Be careful when you call for Trucky McTruckface.
 El hefe: We call my cousin Tracky McTrackmarks, but not for his love of trains
 SomeOtherCanadian: This is how the Irish take over the planet.
 Wet farts: Raddy McRadface
 scribbs: @Ulillillia @Bluetocracy Just don't show me a photo of Shitty McShitface.
 Ulillillia: @Bluetocracy Plussy McPlusfaced this comment
 Bluetocracy: I vote this comment should be named 'Commenty McCommentface'!
Image 192619   07-21-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Side Boob: The lemonade stand is illegal, but that shorts/top combo on the left goes unpunished?
 thebiglutovsky: Lesson to be learned: Never dream, little girls. Never have ambitions. When you see the police, RUN.
 bug: Fuck the police.
 Fancy Clown: This actually happened but the only good thing is that someone at the local council found out, cancelled the fine and castigated the idiots who fined HR in the first place. Still though...
 funny in the wall: Screw the lemonade stand, I want to know more about the tasseled individual on the left
 XLY: @Derp Herpigan yeah, its panhandling but usually kids get a pass for cuteness but with a face like that I can see why she didn't get away with it
 XLY: @Derp Herpigan yeah, its panhandling but usually kids get a pass for cuteness but with a face like that I can see why she didn't get away with it
 Derp Herpigan: Read up on this, apparently the little girl lacked a commercial license to sell lemonade.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Theresa
 tib gubb: she learned that there are absolutely horrible people in the world who get off on picking on little girls
 Sadbot: @Minnesotan and that she should get corner boys to sling product and take the heat
 Minnesotan: Hopefully she learned a lifetime lesson that will serve her well: ACAB.
 Amy Housewine: The ol' Spicy Spicer Lemonade.
Image 192572   07-21-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Mr Bleak: @kinggheedra Aw! No fair - I wanted to read the reviews.
 kinggheedra: Currently unavailable... did he sell this?
 CrookedCop: Why is 'books' plural?
 Derp Herpigan: 34 reviews, one copy?
 Zukero: Self-fulfilling prophecies are rad.
 copunter: yeah but then he'll have to write it in a hurry
Image 192336   07-20-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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