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 SomeCanadian's Aggro-Gator

 Skaalar: @Mr. Shine The weird part is... Kind of miss her show.
 Mr. Shine: I want to make a Rosie O'Donnell joke, but I just don't feel she's relevant anymore.
 a robot: I don't know how to knit, but I can crappily crochet. I want to make giant sweaters for elephants!!
 Nope: You need to get them ear muffs too!
Image 157722   01-21-17 9:09pm   Views: 26400   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Lestrange: Pak Choi jade statue. Must do something other than be...
 Urn BooUrn: It's the Jadeite Cabbage. Considered one of the great treasures of Ancient China. Look out how much detail is on it, and then consider that is less than 20cm tall.
 Bob: Maybe nappa cabbage.
 scribbs: @Scoo It looks like glass or porcelain, like a sculpture or figurine. Of Bok Choy. Still cool :-)
 Scoo: @scribbs Bok Choy
 scribbs: I want one! What is it?
Image 157630   01-21-17 11:31am   Views: 36075   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SpaceCow: Squirrels can be stopped by balls whereas it only entices hackers.
 WaffleIron: In other news my dog Lara has become the highest paid cyber security expert in Canada.
Image 157114   01-18-17 5:31pm   Views: 112439   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Derp Herpigan: [Derp Herpigan has commented on this]
 Ulillillia: What is this, a hat for ants? ...I guess not.
 Kraken: If he couldn't support the hat, he certaintly couldn't support the responsibilities of being an ang. Natural selection!
 addend: That's just the kind of luck he needed.
 tritium: M'ant.
 XLY: lucky guy
 Scoo: Brimhorn
 WaffleIron: The crushing weight of the fedora has killed many ants.
Image 156954   01-17-17 8:31pm   Views: 142293   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 scribbs: Looks like he's REALLY enjoying it.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Nightmare fuel
 hearsegirl: o hai! just swallowing this egg, so i can pierce it with my throat fang, drain it and then regurge the shell. How are you?
 Butcherboy: Riki tiki tavi get your ass in gear
 Knice: Cue the server: "So, how's everything tasting here? Can I get you anything else? Refill on that Coke, maybe?"
Image 156890   01-17-17 2:31pm   Views: 143890   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Fancy Clown: Do the Japanese know something that we don't know?
 Kim: These aren't women's clothes. They're my clothes. I bought them.
 Lestrange: Monsieuriere?
 LaeMi: My first boss told me that when his brother gave up bodybuilding his pecs went all saggy and he needed a bra (I don't know if he got a bra, but he apparently needed one).
 SpaceCow: "It's a manssiere!"
 Knice: *brossiere
Image 156887   01-17-17 2:09pm   Views: 143625   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SomeCanadian: @RiderFan I used to say that a lot when I was a kid. I was subsequently put into therapy. True story.
 RiderFan: The sooner people realize that the world wasn't made for them, the better.
 Supermansbrother: @SomeCanadian My theory was that the cupcake shop worker was a friendly spaceshipper.
 SomeCanadian: @Supermansbrother @A duck In my defense I uploaded this pic before the original one published.
 Supermansbrother: Someone saw #156130.
 A duck: Now that there are two of them, these signs are not special.
 Peach: That's not what mummy says.
 Nope: I want to go to a nihilist bar
 Scoo: We love your face!
 addend: This sign is not special.
Image 156225   01-13-17 10:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 ClockworkJackalope: " Dave, please. This is not appropriate for the seminar. Could you please act more professionally?"
 a robot: Dog just doesn't quite know how to respond to this situation
 Bast Relief: I wanna bite you like an animal...because we're sitting on the NIN bench.
 dobbiesdoogs: i suddenly understand, i've been scaring people
 addend: vv "Man Bites Dog in Man Suit".
 ThatGuy: Dog bites man, no big deal. Man bites dog, big story.
 Derp Herpigan: It's a man eat dog world out there.
Image 156211   01-13-17 9:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 addend: Didn't trim it, Totally destroyed it.
Image 156208   01-13-17 9:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Peach: This reminds me of a commercial in Futurama: "Call Robo-Rooter when you flush a towel, and we can also help with that impacted bowl. Robo-Rooter!"
 Bluetocracy: The Rectal Rooter massager may cause bleeding
 addend: Might damage more than heal.
 Cami: Towerofpower.jpg
 Prostata: Call Recto Rooter, that's the name!
 grizzly: Stick it up your ass.
 duckfarts: seems like the cigarette lighter attachment might be a bad idea
 Scoo: For Internal Use Only
Image 156201   01-13-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @SomeCanadian he comes to work all scratched up and the embarassed mumbled explanations are hilarious. He never wins.
 SomeCanadian: @ThoughtlessGentleman The idea of drinking and getting into an argument with a raccoon is amazing. Now I want one too.
 Teechur: I kinda thought it was an urban meerkat.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Headoftheclass ha! Love that movie. Nope. Bim he's a truck driver.
 Headoftheclass: @ThoughtlessGentleman You work with Groot?
 funny in the wall: that's awesome but should the little guy be allowed to eat a coffee cup lid?
 Lestrange: Is that a racoon dog rather than an actual racoon?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Shay i dunno if thats a good idea a guy i work with has one and they get into arguments when they drink together. Not joking.
 Shay: I wouldn't mind having a trash panda as a pet.
 XLY: yuck
 Aemuli: I think your kitten is sick.
 DrinkMixMan: Little King Trash Mouth!
 Scoo: First a baseball game, then a stroll along the beach? He's having a great day out!
 RiderFan: Taking a trash panda for a walk.
Image 155961   01-12-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 tib gubb: this kid is destined for an office environment
 Entertainmentalist: Don't worry, kid, that'll never change. Second grade is merely your first taste of everything to come.
 San DoDo: S-same
 Headoftheclass: ...and this kid was Albert Einstein
 Knice: -Second-Grade Teacher
 whiplash: I will give him credit, he caught and corrected his spelling errors.
 Peter Pantsless: shit *dies*
 AverageJoe: stupid special-snowflake generation
Image 155875   01-12-17 03:26am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 antipatterns: Shit on the floor
 Alkavarion: Zardoz prequel is looking pretty rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: nadjectives. im high as shit
 ChubbyBuddy: nerbs and vounds
 ChubbyBuddy: Squanchy (n.) - both crunchy and squashed, as like a broken potato chip
 Headoftheclass: Later on The Tonight Show, Bald Disembodied Jay's special guests are Doctor Emmet Brown, Marty McFly, and the Planter's Peanut Man!
 ClockworkJackalope: I am ok with what you got!
 Scoo: I do like my science extra-squanchy
 Peter Pantsless: Actually getting schwifty seems to solve most problems
 LaeMi: Gettin' Schwifty wid it.
Image 155821   01-11-17 8:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Kess: I can't stop laughing at this...
 SpaceCow: First, we attack his heart!
 Minx: Aaaaaand i'm done.
 ASTER: He scared me very much as the Green Gobble in.
 addend: What Dafoe is this?!
 Kim: Yeah, but he'll never replace Mrs. Doubtfire.
Image 155672   01-11-17 01:47am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 DOW: Yup @Dresdenkeogh
 birdythemighty: He sees you when you're sleeping...
 Wet farts: MRRROOOOW
 Teechur: Dang it! I voted BAD! I meant to vote RAD! Gary is awesome!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo those are the eyes I fell in love with.
 Scoo: Those eyes!
Image 155378   01-09-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SomeCanadian: @Borkf @Ulillillia It makes a fart noise. Close enough.
 Ulillillia: @Borkf Can't tweet from that phone.
 Borkf: This will be the only phone is the Oval Office on January 20th.
 fanny: receiver also makes great brass knuckles! (and very rad phone @SomeCanadian!)
 Ulillillia: Nickelphonedeon
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo I couldn't resist.
 Scoo: As mentioned in #155335!
Image 155361   01-09-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Scoo: @a robot Yissss!
 a robot: @Scoo Estes Park is less than an hour away! ROAD TRIP
 Shay: No public restrooms? Then where does Wafer go to the bathroom...*sniff* that basket smells *sniff*
 DrinkMixMan: Sick dog, bro. Oh, wait.
 LaeMi: Lazy dogs are the best dogs.
 whiplash: "There is a public restroom = the river behind this building."
 jochenau: No public restrooms, those are for Wafer only.
 Annoying Vegan : 10/10 would kiss on the nose
 XLY: Living the dream
 msmstud: I wonder if there's ever a line to pet the dog. Or do we have to take numbers?
 Urn BooUrn: Hi Wafer!
 Scoo: Gonna have to go meet this dog!
Image 155345   01-09-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 jazzjunkie: What, should they be pissing on the flames? Chill out already!
 Supermansbrother: #155176
 msmstud: Gee, if that upset the town, wait'll they see their YouTube video lip synching to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".
 Wet farts: To be expected from Nassau county police
 tritium: Fuck the millenial police.
 Prostata: not much else to do when you're waiting for the firetruck.
 fanny: The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
Image 155337   01-09-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Wooden Spoon: @jochenau : Well... he is pretty angry.
 jochenau: Is he okay? He looks seriously red.
 ChubbyBuddy: i don't care how dogs wear their pants as long as they're union made in USA
 addend: #154708 The answer was in front of us all along.
 a robot: @fanny Agreed...the political news of the last few days has been one horrible, awful WTF moment after another. Bernie is still out there doing his thing, though, so maybe there is some tiny light of hope shining through the darkness
 fanny: god damn i miss you bernie *sobs*
 duckfarts: Bernie covering the real issues
 Headoftheclass: Our tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.
 Ulillillia: @a robot I too wear pants that expose the top half of my butt
 Mr. Shine: Just let him finish talking, he's not hurting anybody.
 a robot: It's the one on the left, FIGHT ME
Image 154867   01-06-17 8:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 duckfarts: @SunWukong yes
 Lestrange: In this case flight was the better option
 Zampano: Right, though?
 Fancy Clown: In school I got an 'F' in Art...
 SunWukong: but is it fart?
Image 154836   01-06-17 6:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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