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 SomeCanadian's Aggro-Gator

 fanny: @Urn BooUrn true, but one of my faults is that i sometimes name judge. For exmple, i've yet to meet an Aiden (Aaiden, Ayden etc.) that wasn't a total douche bag.
 duchaschmeremol: skunks is a cool dog name
 Otterman: Hope they're using the peroxide+baking soda combo to get out those thiols.
 Urn BooUrn: @fanny Don't blame Jerry-Lee, it's not his fault.
 tritium: @jochenau Yeah, I've had that experience. "Look what I got you, daddy: a skunk's dismembered paw!"
 tib gubb: jerry lee done got into trouble again
 jochenau: Speaking from personal experience, the problem here is that even if the dog wins, the dog loses.
 fanny: You named your dog fucking Jerry-Lee? I'd spray him too if i could
 scribbs: "Fifth time's a charm!"
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 Wooden Spoon: @Ulillillia @Peter Pantsless: wait, is Ulillillia the battle cry of the badgers from the red wall series?
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia Yeah but at least you can pronounce it @Ulill- Yuleill- You li'l- Uh-lilly- ah, screw it :P
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless That won't all fit on the street sign
 redmonkey3: I like pickles!... wait.
 Scoo: Apparently this is somewhere outside of Colorado Springs. Maybe a road trip is in order to find it and put a This Is RAD sticker on it.
 Peter Pantsless: I was visiting my dad, helping him open his swimming pool, and he's got these two little dogs; a female Yorkie and a male stray he found that we believe to be a Havanese. So while we're out there, the male eats some grass, pukes, eats some of the puke, and then poops. Then, the female walks over, eats some of the puke AND the poop, and then pukes herself. And then eats it. Goddamn dogs, man
 ignatz: i wouldn't eat a pickle road either
 SomeCanadian: Don't just vote Rad or Bad leave a comment below Blvd
Image 174864   04-22-17 5:31pm     Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
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 SpaceCow: In other words, a normal Chihuahua.
 RiderFan: Chihuahua's are 50% tremble, and 50% hate.
 Blitheryn: Was there ever a chihuahua without serious anger issues?
 Peach: There really needs to be a dognip.
 flyingBEARfish: *exhales* I guess I can come out of my house now.
Image 174523   04-20-17 8:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Radstarboom Reptilicus 2
 sparename: @A duck I must scan some pictures of the dinosaur book from when I was young that my Daughter just laughs at and says "dinosaurs didn't stand like that.."
 A duck: LOL that people used to think dinosaurs looked like this! *says guy looking at Jurassic Park, 50 years from now*
 Radstarboom: next on MST3K, The land that time forgot!
 Mutato Nomine: @Dr Awkward Maybe Cushing's Syndrome too.
 Dr Awkward: Kyphosis Rex.
 antipatterns: He did not forget leg day.
 Robespierre: Thug life.
Image 174472   04-20-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Annoying Vegan : Much excellence
 Ulillillia: Cathy cards
 tib gubb: I found it in the "sarcastic" section
 Robespierre: *Snore - Gasp* - *Cough
 Dresdenkeogh: No really, good job.
Image 174437   04-20-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 bug: I wish I had thought of this when I mailed in my tax returns.
 A duck: The Bean Bastard strikes again!
 Robespierre: What; nobody's thinkin about thos beans?
 illBilliam: *sigh* Here I go, mailing off the last of my beans. Not sure what I'll do now.
 tib gubb: i thought it said 'arbys french fries'
 Moe Burt: After funding for Welsh meals-on-wheels program got cut back.
 Scoo: Welsh is an awesome language
 Derp Herpigan: He;s shipping thos beans.
Image 174425   04-20-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Image GMG   04-20-17 08:19am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Image GLX   04-20-17 08:17am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 dangerkeith3000: Johnny 5 is ALIVE!!!
 zodiacflash: Being TRAINED to shoot guns? Can they not program that before he leaves the factory and save a lot of extra effort?
 Science: "See? Is not from future, and is not wearing rad shades. Cannot be Terminator!"
 addend: (Becomes sentient. Mentions 2nd Amendment.)
 some guy : Spetsnaz training is getting really intense!
 a robot: @Urn BooUrn…
 Teechur: It's gonna keep people from pooping in the corner.
 tib gubb: @Holkie333 I think the question is: "What are you doing without a gun in space?"
 Urn BooUrn: @Hokie333 He is protecting us from the terrible secret of space.
 Scoo: @a robot is actually a secret Russian killbot?!
 Nope: so its an ex-terminator?
 Hokie333: "Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?"
 WaffleIron: It's not nearly buff enough to be a terminator.
Image 174133   04-18-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 werterland: Oh, didn't notice the hands still partially submerged. But still, put it back.
 Robespierre: Paisley Octopod wears paisley.
 dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
 apoxia: That is beautiful
 raditzu: Let that poor woman go, octobeautiful people!
 Bob: super awesome if real
 Borkf: @Nopetology Earning that qualification in nopetology again!
 Dan Tagonistic: @Nopetology I like "envenomated"
 Nopetology: That's from Wikipedia..
 Nopetology: The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in.[8] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean.
 ThatGuy: Call Loggins... Cause you're headed to the Danger Zone
 Urn BooUrn: I think the octopus only mimics a poisonous ainimal, but this i still a remarkably bad idea.
 Nopetology: This kills the human
Image 174122   04-18-17 6:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Bob: I need more of this news and less alarmist bullshit on the TV
 Scoo: With his buddy, li'l piggy!
 Urn BooUrn: Daww.
Image 174116   04-18-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 a robot: If the cows are following the beaver, then the beaver isn't herding them. Technically. But also, username/upload combo, so
 Prostata: oh, Canada. U so kwazy. #150392
 Wooden Spoon: Beavers controls the actions of a lot of creatures. If this was a herd of bulls they would have followed much faster.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron You can tell me that your dog ran away, you can tell me that it took three days
 WaffleIron: There's little else to do in Saskatchewan than watch a beaver herd cattle, then watch it again on the news.
 dangerous dave: There are jokes involving the word "bullocks" and "beaver," but I ... just ... can't ....
 Micro Jackson: I herd about this
 fanny: "Lone Bever Herd Curious Cattle on Sasquatchewan Pasture" is the name of my one woman show.
 Amy Housewine: Thas why they call 'em beevers, 'cos they deal with thuh beeves.
Image 174069   04-18-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Robespierre: Burning Hair Festival is rad.
 Bluetocracy: Head 'n Shoulders can fix that.
 Urn BooUrn: Oh scarecrow-san.
 Meow: Thats how I want to die. Inhaling fumes from two giant lovers as they burn
 BavidDowie: Take it easy with the ideas, you two!
 Scoo: Burning Men
 duckfarts: man that couple is totally hot for each other
 Derp Herpigan: Hunka hunka burnin' love
 sparename: "Headache?, tense, nervous headache?"
Image 174036   04-18-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 enfanta: I looked too quickly and thought "This must be Australia if there's a ten foot crab scaling a cliff."
 tib gubb: goat lyfe
 WTF: "I've made a terrible mistake."
 White Rice: @Scoo now, is he saying it totally suave/ladies-man style, or full opposite, damn near "did I do that" level Urkel?
 ignatz: Head-logs don't seem to cramp his style much..
 Teechur: Yeah, there's another sphincter puckerer.
 piranharama: Totes
 Nopetology: Facit sejam
 Scoo: Ewes...
Image 173357   04-14-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Scoo: Polyjuice Potion is a highly-controlled magical substance
 a sedated moose: "Expecto-Pat-woah, this is good shit, Ron."
 Dan Tagonistic: Hey kids, wanna buy some magic?
Image 173300   04-14-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 LKoroton: Fresnel fun
 piranharama: Quaid... Start the reactor...
 Dan Tagonistic: A young General Zod
 ch: starchild can you see into the future tell me the lotto numbers starchild (starchild)
Image 173181   04-13-17 6:31pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 piranharama: Why is she face-butting that stationary football?
 Peach: Laughing in the face of adversity.
 Scoo: I had a girlfriend in college who played rugby. She was halfway-decent at it, though.
 SomeOtherCanadian: the ball melting her face?
 Shay: Fixed it.
 Robespierre: And ... it's a TRY!
 tib gubb: yeowch
Image 173174   04-13-17 5:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SpaceCow: The only problem is they keep whispering dino facts into your ear.
 SkidSolo: I love the strangely malevolent expression on Dino's face.
 Psymon: I want to work in this office
 WTF: I feel myself getting prostatitis just by thinking about sitting on one of those for eight hours a day.
 RalphyNoPants: Underperformance gets the stegosaurus.
Image 172651   04-10-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Scoo: Those Samsung Galaxies - so hot right now!
 Knice: Too soon.
Image 170653   03-31-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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