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 SomeCanadian's Aggro-Gator

 Mad Collager: @hasseltkoffie Yes, that's how I do it, and yes, they should just spring for one more piece of cardboard. I'm glad we're on the same page!
 hasseltkoffie: Cut the short side, then lift the flap so there's room beneath for you blade, or cut at an angle so that you cut into the side of the cardboard. But they should just toss in another piece of cardboard. @Mad Collager
 Mad Collager: I always wondered just how you are supposed to open a box like this without cutting any tape? I just make an ever-so-shallow cut, and hope they didn't pack anything really crucial right under the box joint. One of these days, I'll get sprayed with ink or something by the parcel police who packed the box.
 Christina: Thug life.
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt "I'm looking over a seven-leaf clover, that I overlooked beseven"
 piranharama: Uh oh, we've got a badass over here!
 SomeCanadian: The Irish got around. But I don't have a douchey hand tattoo. @Mr. Butt
 Scoo: Technically Incorrect!
 VoR: Rubiks cube for giants.
 Mr. Butt: SomeIrishman
Image 187422   06-25-17 4:26pm   Views: 58996   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 ChubbyBuddy: I'm young and alone and i feel amazing
Image 186140   06-19-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 well duh: hippo sized crab, or 100 crab sized hippos? Yeah, definitely not the hippo sized crab.
 Amy Housewine: This is him singing, but the tapdancing is the best part of the show.
 Robespierre: Crabopotamus kill more humans every year than any other creature in the Seven Seas.
 Mr Shifty: Nope.
 Knice: Sweet mother, that's terrifying.
Image 185423   06-15-17 2:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 XLY: *throws pokeball
 Mr Shifty: Primitive caltrop, looks effective.
 Mr. Shine: Kidney stone, IRL
 Air Biscuit: Sonic the hedgerock
 Borkf: Gotta go nowhere fast.
Image 185335   06-15-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Hosebag: @Bob Oh, in case you are wondering, we were actually working, if you are wondering why I was driving around at 2 am.
 Hosebag: @Bob Near Annapolis, Maryland.
 XLY: thats detachable right? So you get a blocky bracelet and you aren't chained to the wall of a burning building right?
 trelyate: what could possibly go wrong?
 apoxia: ... the deterring sending of true alarms also.
 Bob: @Hosebag Crap, that sucks. Where was that?
 Hosebag: Once, when I was STUPID, I saw a fire at 2 am. I called the fire department. They responded with the police, who nearly locked me up for being suspicious of causing the fire. Really I'm not making this up. Never again. Now if I see a fire, I'll just hit the gas and drive away.
 Mr. Whiskers: I can think of two major design flaws
 Borkf: Maybe don't use this too close to the fire your signalling about?
Image 184683   06-11-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 enfanta: @a robot Oops. That was unintentional.
 a robot: Why is everything capitalized except "intentionally?"
 White Rice: @Teechur I blame the government (with good reason)
 Dr. Bathroom: Oh, I just thought you were stupid.
 Teechur: @Amy Housewine It's kinda like red delicious apples. They are red, and they are apples, but they fail miserably at the delicious part.
 Amy Housewine: It's not blank and it's on the right-hand side. It is, however, a page.
 WaffleIron: [This comment intentionally left blank]
 Cami: Not completely true.
Image 184359   06-10-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Warrax: My best friend's mom's neighbor was run over and killed by a bird on a tiny tricycle. When will the madness end?
 karmakat: they aww for a squirrel water skiing...I AM GOING TO SHOW THEM!
Image 184055   06-08-17 4:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Dr. Bathroom: " the Navy!"
 Bu7Z: The ol' wrap around is a good thing, takes the edge off being butfucked if you also get your dick touched.
 Hosebag: You keep that up and you'll get a dishonorable discharge.
 SomeCanadian: "Uh huh. Go on." *Takes notes*
Image 181756   05-28-17 1:49pm     Uploaded by    frenk
 Unstableton: lolz @wolfpk
 wolfpk: So what are the other uses?
 trelyate: *inception noise*
 ThatGuy: It's pan spray all the way down.
 WaffleIron: Can I borrow that? I've got a flight to jersey at 9 tonight.
Image 180480   05-22-17 11:47am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SpaceCow: In other words, a normal Chihuahua.
 RiderFan: Chihuahua's are 50% tremble, and 50% hate.
 Blitheryn: Was there ever a chihuahua without serious anger issues?
 Peach: There really needs to be a dognip.
 flyingBEARfish: *exhales* I guess I can come out of my house now.
Image 174523   04-20-17 8:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Radstarboom Reptilicus 2
 sparename: @A duck I must scan some pictures of the dinosaur book from when I was young that my Daughter just laughs at and says "dinosaurs didn't stand like that.."
 A duck: LOL that people used to think dinosaurs looked like this! *says guy looking at Jurassic Park, 50 years from now*
 Radstarboom: next on MST3K, The land that time forgot!
 Mutato Nomine: @Dr Awkward Maybe Cushing's Syndrome too.
 Dr Awkward: Kyphosis Rex.
 antipatterns: He did not forget leg day.
 Robespierre: Thug life.
Image 174472   04-20-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Annoying Vegan : Much excellence
 Ulillillia: Cathy cards
 tib gubb: I found it in the "sarcastic" section
 Robespierre: *Snore - Gasp* - *Cough
 Dresdenkeogh: No really, good job.
Image 174437   04-20-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 bug: I wish I had thought of this when I mailed in my tax returns.
 A duck: The Bean Bastard strikes again!
 Robespierre: What; nobody's thinkin about thos beans?
 illBilliam: *sigh* Here I go, mailing off the last of my beans. Not sure what I'll do now.
 tib gubb: i thought it said 'arbys french fries'
 Moe Burt: After funding for Welsh meals-on-wheels program got cut back.
 Scoo: Welsh is an awesome language
 Derp Herpigan: He;s shipping thos beans.
Image 174425   04-20-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 dangerkeith3000: Johnny 5 is ALIVE!!!
 zodiacflash: Being TRAINED to shoot guns? Can they not program that before he leaves the factory and save a lot of extra effort?
 Science: "See? Is not from future, and is not wearing rad shades. Cannot be Terminator!"
 addend: (Becomes sentient. Mentions 2nd Amendment.)
 some guy : Spetsnaz training is getting really intense!
 a robot: @Urn BooUrn…
 Teechur: It's gonna keep people from pooping in the corner.
 tib gubb: @Holkie333 I think the question is: "What are you doing without a gun in space?"
 Urn BooUrn: @Hokie333 He is protecting us from the terrible secret of space.
 Scoo: @a robot is actually a secret Russian killbot?!
 Nope: so its an ex-terminator?
 Hokie333: "Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?"
 WaffleIron: It's not nearly buff enough to be a terminator.
Image 174133   04-18-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 werterland: Oh, didn't notice the hands still partially submerged. But still, put it back.
 Robespierre: Paisley Octopod wears paisley.
 dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
 apoxia: That is beautiful
 raditzu: Let that poor woman go, octobeautiful people!
 Bob: super awesome if real
 Borkf: @Nopetology Earning that qualification in nopetology again!
 Dan Tagonistic: @Nopetology I like "envenomated"
 Nopetology: That's from Wikipedia..
 Nopetology: The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in.[8] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean.
 ThatGuy: Call Loggins... Cause you're headed to the Danger Zone
 Urn BooUrn: I think the octopus only mimics a poisonous ainimal, but this i still a remarkably bad idea.
 Nopetology: This kills the human
Image 174122   04-18-17 6:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Bob: I need more of this news and less alarmist bullshit on the TV
 Scoo: With his buddy, li'l piggy!
 Urn BooUrn: Daww.
Image 174116   04-18-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 a robot: If the cows are following the beaver, then the beaver isn't herding them. Technically. But also, username/upload combo, so
 Prostata: oh, Canada. U so kwazy. #150392
 Wooden Spoon: Beavers controls the actions of a lot of creatures. If this was a herd of bulls they would have followed much faster.
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron You can tell me that your dog ran away, you can tell me that it took three days
 WaffleIron: There's little else to do in Saskatchewan than watch a beaver herd cattle, then watch it again on the news.
 dangerous dave: There are jokes involving the word "bullocks" and "beaver," but I ... just ... can't ....
 Micro Jackson: I herd about this
 fanny: "Lone Bever Herd Curious Cattle on Sasquatchewan Pasture" is the name of my one woman show.
 Amy Housewine: Thas why they call 'em beevers, 'cos they deal with thuh beeves.
Image 174069   04-18-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Robespierre: Burning Hair Festival is rad.
 Bluetocracy: Head 'n Shoulders can fix that.
 Urn BooUrn: Oh scarecrow-san.
 Meow: Thats how I want to die. Inhaling fumes from two giant lovers as they burn
 BavidDowie: Take it easy with the ideas, you two!
 Scoo: Burning Men
 duckfarts: man that couple is totally hot for each other
 Derp Herpigan: Hunka hunka burnin' love
 sparename: "Headache?, tense, nervous headache?"
Image 174036   04-18-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 enfanta: I looked too quickly and thought "This must be Australia if there's a ten foot crab scaling a cliff."
 tib gubb: goat lyfe
 WTF: "I've made a terrible mistake."
 White Rice: @Scoo now, is he saying it totally suave/ladies-man style, or full opposite, damn near "did I do that" level Urkel?
 ignatz: Head-logs don't seem to cramp his style much..
 Teechur: Yeah, there's another sphincter puckerer.
 piranharama: Totes
 Nopetology: Facit sejam
 Scoo: Ewes...
Image 173357   04-14-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Scoo: Polyjuice Potion is a highly-controlled magical substance
 a sedated moose: "Expecto-Pat-woah, this is good shit, Ron."
 Dan Tagonistic: Hey kids, wanna buy some magic?
Image 173300   04-14-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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