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It was either waste my time here, or Reddit.


 

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 annterland: A new weapon in the War on Drugs
 funny in the wall: these parrots know what's up. i wonder if one could teach a parrot to steal opiates
 XLY: I have never wanted to buy a parrot so bad in my life
 redmonkey3: THINK OF THE PARROTS! doesn't have quite the same ring as "think of the children" but i suppose anything to maintain the profitable idiocy of prohibition... THINK OF THE PARROTS! (here endeth todays preachy.ness)
 WaffleIron: Polly want some methadone!
Image 169447   03-24-17 9:03pm   Views: 25327   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Science: Bacteria scientists, on the other hand...
 Dr Awkward: Ah yes, many of my colleagues are "germ scientists"
 bug: Anthony Hilton might actually be a big pile of bacteria wearing a labcoat.
 Yam: I have no faith in second hand reports of scientific studies or comments. Media outlets misrepresent or misinterperate scientific news at an alarming rate.
 Sadbot: @Teechur so close...
 Teechur: @Sadbot When is a door not a door? When it's agar. Crap, that didn't work.....
 KnowLifer: Are we talking about a human scientist studying germs, or a germ scientist studying food?
 Sadbot: Texture matters, folks. Jam out in the wild (and on the floor) might as well be agar.
Image 167703   03-15-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 jazzjunkie: Fraud? Nah, more like an aggregator.
 SomeCanadian: @wooden boy *SOBS* I admit it! I'm a FRAUD!
 Wooden Spoon: Actually they're not radiation proof they have 3,520 picocuries of radiation per kilogram (pCi/kg
 Wooden Spoon: @Peach: Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
 Peach: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
 WaffleIron: Yo no entiendo.
 Teechur: @wooden boy Confirmed
 wooden boy: Feel like I saw this on The Worst Things For Sale just yesterday. Confirm/deny?
Image 167663   03-15-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 apoxia: Look, I think we can all agree that these dudes know what is best for girls.
 funny in the wall: We do the same fucking thing here. They at least have the excuse of being backward
 AdaMan: @Aemuli They were there, you just weren't allowed to see them
 Aemuli: Are we sure there aren't women there? I feel like we are making a lot of assumptions based on their outfits and terrible beards.
 Scoo: @ChubbyBuddy Which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing
 bug: Oh, just girl stuff.
 ThatGuy: #shocking#
 ChubbyBuddy: in fairness, 4 out of 13 are wearing womens underwear
 Scoo: Point: Missed
Image 167657   03-15-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 apoxia: Now that's a classy frog
 Ronick: Be fly - catch fly
 Wookiee: Hypno Toad needs lovin' too.
 BILL DOOR: "HELLO MY BABY, GIMME MY MONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Puttin' on the ribbitz
 tib gubb: mister VIP over here
 BavidDowie: They aren't warts. They're pimp-les
 Bu7Z: Pimp frog be pimpin'
 KrazyKat: Rad for the hat with a built-in monocle.
Image 166769   03-10-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 BILL DOOR: KIRK, KNIGHT OF THORNS.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Spiky happy people having fun
 Bu7Z: Don't FUCK with me
 BavidDowie: I think this is...like Mongolian Bear-hunting armor, or something like that
 zupobaloop: That man is wearing spikes for the day.
 redmonkey3: Pinhead's formal wear.
 msmstud: @SunWukong -- *Mmrff frrmm frm mrfm frm rfmf frmrmff.* [We have so much to talk about.]
 chhumphrey: @Sandor more like two hands
 AstoriaBum: Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
 Sandor: Hellraiser remake needs a hand
 Kim: Yeah, but what material is it lined with?
 XLY: Free hugs
 SunWukong: That's mine. And it's inside-out.
Image 166744   03-10-17 2:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SomeCanadian: @beep Thanks for getting the point of this picture :)
 beep: "HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it." -Princess Diana
 Darmstadtium: Why is Clark Kent in the back?
 redmonkey3: See "Princess Diana: The Mourning After" for an unflinching examination of who she really was... not what media programming declares her to be, post morten
 Lestrange: Sad button request
Image 166742   03-10-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 PenguinBartender: Horse doing a cannonball?
 WaffleIron: No upskirts on the spaceship! **REPORTED**
 Dr Awkward: Still frame from Tyler Swift's "Shake it off" video.
 Himesama: Your girlfriend said that picture was private!
 chhumphrey: Great use of a glass floor
 Sandor: Girlfriend jumping for joy
Image 166737   03-10-17 1:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 grizzly: Just got my driveway done. This made my anxiety go through the roof!
 Teechur: Reminds me of a cave painting in Altamira, Spain. Pretty sure that's a bison. Or a bull. Or a really bad scooterist.
 VoR: Dad is going to kill you.
 fanny: was a dog riding that thing?
 Mad Collager: Razor for the cure! Oh.
Image 165786   03-05-17 12:59pm     Uploaded by    meh
 Jabberwikket: Bill Hicks, positive LSD story
 BavidDowie: She forgot to tuck and roll
 Teechur: I'll bet it was fun getting those casts through those shirt sleeves.
 Wooden Spoon: There's an app for that... no, seriously there is.
 wolfpk: Well, she is still alive so her research is not complete.
 Lestrange: How low does your IQ have to be to make it too low to make you unfit to reproduce?
 Fancy Clown: Q.E.D.
 wolfpk: Well, she is still alive so her research is not complete.
 Mad Collager: Somehow, this reminds me of the Far Side cartoon with a piranha swimming in a tank and a cat with wooden front legs next to it.
 Amy Housewine: I'd say "quite high".
 TurkeyVulture: We had a kid at our outdoor science school get bit by a rattlesnake; his science fair project later that year was on snake toxins.
 whiplash: I have a photo of my junior high science fair project, and coincidentally I also have both wrists in casts. My project: "Wanking: How Much is Too Much"
 Dresdenkeogh: Funded by Snoop Dogg enterprises.
 SomeOtherCanadian: The real mistake in this project was trying to land on her hands
 chhumphrey: Guess she didn't have the budget for a human analog
 KrazyKat: Looks like she found out.
Image 165413   03-03-17 1:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 AverageJoe: everything will eventually die... except for those inmortal jellyfish
 raditzu: Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy?
 jazzjunkie: So long, and
 TurkeyVulture: Thanks for the fish.
 grizzly: Squeak Squeak.
 ignatz: "we're"
Image 165295   03-02-17 7:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 redmonkey3: Jordan used Leaf Blower - it was super effective
 AverageJoe: John dropped to his knees crying, as he realized the woman he loved was actually a scarecrow
 CastleBravo: *WASTED*
 LKoroton: Paleolitic love
 piranharama: I'm leafing you!!
 Mr. Butt: "EAT SHIT, YOU GODDAMN WOOD ELF"
 scribbs: "TAKE THAT, LOVER!"
Image 165283   03-02-17 6:47pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 titular role: @ignatz Same here
 Warrax: It didn't tho.
 scribbs: Nuh-uh! I saw a documentary recently, and the great wall kept out monsters from a green mountain. True fact!
 Greek Fire: 1/5 The American one is bigger.
 ignatz: 10/10 would siege again
Image 165279   03-02-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Zukero: 100 shades of 'kel
 jochenau: It looks like the text is just dates and locations. I was hoping for Pantone numbers or color names or something. Like a special Merkel-themed box of Crayolas.
 guest: This is before the superglue crisis
 antipatterns: It's one suit that changes based on emotion
 Micro Jackson: She comes in colors ev'rywhere / She combs her hair / She's like a rainbow
 bug: You can tell spring is on its way when Merkel turns a light shade of green.
 VoR: 100 shades of Merkel? She spanks the whole of Europe in this unbelievable story.
 SunWukong: This is my fetish.
 Annoying Vegan : This suits me just fine.
Image 165210   03-02-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Robespierre: Dude...
 SomeCanadian: @Snake Jesus Anytime :)
 AverageJoe: at that time, superman lamented having x-ray vission
 Snake Jesus: @a robot Yeah, I had long forgotten this specific image until it popped up today and I lost it laughing. Thanks, @SomeCanadian for making my day better.
 a robot: @Snake Jesus I loved Superdickery too, I forgot about this one though which is why I can't stop laughing, thank you @Mr. Butt :D
 Prostata: man of steel, woman of kleenex
 Snake Jesus: I remember Superdickery. Been ten years, I'm still laughing.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot , you dog, you.
Image 164735   02-27-17 8:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Zampano: I back any plan using Nutella. You can use it to bait anyone or anything, it's so delicious
 cenecia: Where are all the gray rights activists!?
 Niels Bohr: Prince Charles' Nutella sterilized me.
 sparename: There're red squirrels near Southport - it's no wonder they're going extinct 'cos when you throw food to them they run off..
 SunWukong: @annterland He wants more Red squirrels. Because, essentially, Grey squirrels are immigrants. British xenophobia runs deep, and odd.
 annterland: Why Prince Charles? Why do you want less squirrels?
Image 164074   02-24-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SomeCanadian: @BILL DOOR The Bill Door Institute for Feline Studies
 AverageJoe: keep repeating that to yourself...
 BILL DOOR: @jazzjunkie I WOULDN'T DREAM OF ACTUALLY MAKING ALBERT LEAVE, AS HE MAKES A DECENT FRIED SLICE AND IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHERE THE DISH SOAP IS KEPT. BUT IF HE EVEN HINTS AT GETTING RID OF MY CATS ONE MORE TIME I WILL GET VERY UNREASONABLE INDEED.
 jazzjunkie: @BILL DOOR Best to keep Albert around, I reckon. Besides being useful around the house, he'll get up to no end of mischief if left to his own devices.
 BILL DOOR: I KNEW MY DONATIONS TO THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY WOULD PAY OFF. NOW I CAN TELL ALBERT TO BUGGER OFF.
 tib gubb: ah, the good ol' fake news
 Darmstadtium: I knew it! I must talk to my lawyer as soon as possible!
 Higdec: Finally validation that I'm not crazy
 Mr. Whiskers: Well...single cat ownership, at least
Image 163756   02-22-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice I still remember when I learned about nachos. Always hated gym class
 White Rice: @Sheikhjahbooty don't worry, everyone knows about Nachos (and nachos bel grande) so your comment is fully realized, and a bit funnier for the switch.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Lol, I got word-replaced, but I hope everyone can guess what word for erections starts with B.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @ignatz Those are B cups. B for nachoss.
 Prostata: also: lol dongs
 Prostata: IT'S CALLED FASHION, LOOK IT UP!
 ignatz: @Nope OK how about: Is that a double D cup?
 annterland: They aren't trying very hard anymore
 Warrax: Excuse me, my dicks are up here.
 Nope: @ignatz bit of a stretch but I'll allow it
 ignatz: Nobody dicktits what I wear..
Image 162995   02-18-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Chest Rockwell: I remember when this was acceptable. It motivated you to not be a dumbass.
 Lestrange: Those kids are in school at ten to six. Weird.
 Skaalar: "Am I out of touch? No it's the children who are wrong."
Image 162771   02-17-17 12:31pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 ChubbyBuddy: that question has never been anwsered in the affirmative, even when asked of clowns
 BILL DOOR: AAAAAH IT'S DOCTOR WHITEFACE!
 deeeeeeeez: 19 things flights attendants wish you knew..
 Scoo: But is it Literature?
Image 162580   02-16-17 1:31pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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