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 Smorlacks's Aggro-Gator

 Air Biscuit: More birds pooping gloves...
 ignatz: @addend fair cop.
 addend: @ignatz *OCDs ;-)
 addend: Hello, Mr. Bannister.
 ignatz: OMG look at all those poor material transitions.. (one of my many OCD's)
Image 250858   06-03-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 nanananana: @Teechur agree
 Mr. Shine: D is also for DON'T
 Teechur: Huh. I would have thought Shel Silverstein would be on the "S" page.
 WannaBee: @OldKentuckyShark this is from "K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice" it's available on Amazon to buy.
 jochenau: wikiHow to Start an AMBER Alert
 Prombom: What's this from? Really wanna see the other 25!
Image 250765   06-03-18 01:08am     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 t48: They guy is crazy if he thinks I'm donating my gas pictures just because he's got an alapaca and a sign. This is the real world and gas pictures don't grow on trees.
 Spazstatic: I hope they gave them gas
 dangerkeith3000: Once you get your gas, alpaca full suitcase for ya.
Image 250331   05-31-18 12:38pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 tib gubb: i appreciate this; you gotta keep your emu cool.
 Shay: But this kills the emu...
 Peach: Hey, leave my emutional support animal alone.
 Peach: And that's how I got my eyes clawed out.
Image 250062   05-29-18 7:58pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 tib gubb: too salty for me
 durian: Yeah, but the fat content!
 Knice: Hope you don't mind the dinobeetus.
Image 249756   05-27-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 waffle iron: They gave us a lot of information about it without telling us what it is
 Whatever: This is why sailors swab the deck to get the seamen off it...
 Dr Awkward: (Insert penis joke here)
 Telkwa: Never trust a seaman who isn't prepared to encase his torpedo before heavy engagement.
 Mr. Shine: Took me a minute, but I get it. I ain't laughing, but I get it.
Image 248242   05-18-18 10:41pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 redmonkey3: @a sedated moose - one of many things, yes
 a sedated moose: Is this what the kids mean when they say "trap?"
Image 247059   05-11-18 10:58pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 VeeKay: Sleepy Sailor Moon! Love watching this on Youtube.
 Teechur: Probably more comfortable than MY mattress.
 WTF: She scored massive points for landing the quarter-flip to her back.
 fanny: Finally! an ice sport for the rest of us!
 Donut: "TIME FOR GO TO BED. Zzzzzzzzzzz..."
 Knice: Always rad for Evgenia.
 wootman: Goood night a-ring-ding-ding-ding
Image 246026   05-05-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 VoR: ...tied to a rocket..
Image 245732   05-04-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Donut: I need to get to God's Gym in 27 minutes.
 kazzy94: Come at me, all ye faithful
 funny in the wall: Made an Arab wizard white 1/10
 San DoDo: Heck your sins, I'm going home
 Dr Awkward: Filled with the swoll-ey spirit
 fanny: if jesus looked like this when i went to church, i probably wouldn't have left
 itskando: On the third day, he lifted again
 ignatz: Cross not fit
Image 245317   05-01-18 2:07pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Amy Housewine: now u r smol
 Dreforian: @Ihminen re-floofed in reverse
 VoR: Knew there was something I should have done today
 Ihminen: de-floofed
Image 243648   04-21-18 10:58am     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Mr Bleak: I made dis!
 Robespierre: Got a grip
 wolfpk: Mine!
Image 242714   04-15-18 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 XLY: ahahha... google!! Best guess for this image: loneliest man in the world
 jazzjunkie: And while I am growing older, you are busy growing older too...
 Kaviri: Falling Down
Image 238486   03-21-18 12:54pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 savvoy: that's some serious side-eye
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't talk to me or my corgi ever again
Image 237821   03-17-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Side Boob: Welp, I'm in love.
Image 237723   03-16-18 12:58pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 kornisjon: This isn't comforting at all, in any hemisphere.
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 DrNinjaman: But Uncle Ronnie, I don't wanna be an honorary Hellfish!
 Mr. Whiskers: "What will make me look more manly than this Sonic t-shirt? I know, Ill hold a bottle of heavily sweetened liqueur!"
 WTF: The old guy looks like a cross between Billy Barty and Rob Ford.
 jochenau: As long as he's not getting that Stewie tattoo I just saw...
Image 237165   03-13-18 03:26am     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 gumble: We've got you covered
 fanny: anybody else try to hum the notes?
 DarkTeddy: All of them are empty or dont work.
Image 235570   03-03-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Captain Marsupial: @Winterneuro Why not both?
 brown tony: I crave gummy candy, like, all the time.
 Captain Marsupial: @Winterneuro Why not both?
 Winterneuro: Root beer or cola?
Image 234883   02-27-18 11:14pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Science: @Yurishiro: I'm with you. Disturbing, isn't it?
 BavidDowie: Thats not a women's bike!
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro You too? Niccccccccce
 Not A Bot: Oh, this must be pre Jeff Goldbluman Group.
 elmstreet: I am seriously aroused by this. Who would have thought?
 WTF: Yes, I too like a tire burned anus.
 looch: Didn't I just see a weirdo item like this?
 Dresdenkeogh: Bicyxual
 jazzjunkie: Your glutes get tired after a long ride.
 Mr. Pepper: Ride-and-rack.
Image 234818   02-27-18 4:31pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 VoR: Tugs!
 El hefe: Fighting round the world
 a robot: That guy doesn't know what to do with his hands
 Hyphae: Boaty McBoat Face... Too
Image 233639   02-20-18 11:58pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
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