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 Smorlacks's Aggro-Gator

 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine I'll take SPRITE
 Prostata: good for him. But more to the point. WTF is up with the shape of that kid's head?!
 Mr. Butt: Shitty haircut aside, people turning their lives around is RAD.
 dangerkeith3000: "Dammit, man. I said I wanted to look like TUPAC - Not TUVOK!"
 Robespierre: 53d&3d
 Amy Housewine: Tag yourself: I'm SAL98 (or maybe XYZZY on a really good day).
 Knice: @Not A Bot Hell yeah you tell em
Image 262160   08-13-18 1:08pm   Views: 27696   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Yam: Oh man this is wholesome
 Mr. Shine: Schoolbus.jpg
 a robot: Chick magnet
Image 261973   08-12-18 10:03am   Views: 55807   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Suburbanmom: If you don't mark this as rad, do you even have a heart?
Image 261428   08-08-18 9:26pm   Views: 157755   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 VeeKay: Orion's galaxy is on belt
 lecj07: My god, it's full of stars!
 redmonkey3: @Booty Kicker - please yes & thank you to friend
 FabricMan: The belt is on Orion's galaxy
 Side Boob: I can see my house from here!
 FunkyDrunk: The galaxy is on Orion's belt.
 Booty Kicker: Update a friend has received the cat and shes gonna be taking it to the vet in the morning. I would keep it but I already have 4 dogs so you know... I will ask her to give updates
 Tiny Butt: The galaxy is on Orion's belt.
 Never AFK: The galaxy is on Orion's belt.
Image 261302   08-08-18 02:54am   Views: 162400   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Mr Bleak: Farmer Caaaaalviiiiin!
 Mr. Whiskers: Hiiiiiiidey Ho!!!
 Robespierre: What do you get when you cross dung beetles with mad skillz?
 sparename: A scatcrow?
Image 261222   08-07-18 4:40pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Robespierre: Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh - OK
 ThoughtlessGentleman: buy three of whatever antprint thing you buyin.
Image 260267   08-01-18 6:21pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 sparename: " # Thing a thong of Thick's pants.. # "
 redmonkey3: @Robespierre - a what? or is this a "if you have to ask, you'll never know" situation
 antipatterns: the real question is two legholes or four
 VeeKay: Who doesn't?
 Robespierre: Andy Devine had a thong rind
 Side Boob: "Are you about a size 13?"
 Dr Awkward: What is this from, even. Is this a book?
 Mr. Whiskers: I have extras...
 dangerkeith3000: Then ask your mom if you can borrow some of her skin.
Image 259096   07-25-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 hosehorse: @charlemagne lolol!
 redmonkey3: Needs nipples - for a friend
 Dr Awkward: "Hey Mom, what's for dinner.... aw man, Deez Nuts AGAIN?!"
 Robespierre: Haw haw (badvote)
 charlemagne: @glowstick that's perfectly normal
 glowstick: Hey one side looks lower than the other
 communist: Smooth peanut butter has a superior texture. CHANGE MY MIND.
 jayjay: Bolt it on the back of your truck, if you have one.
Image 258874   07-24-18 01:54am     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Robespierre: Moistness detected
 Mr. Shine: @Knice But then they'd see ME in return! I feel like I would lose that exchange.
 Knice: This is why you should go swimming on a first date.
Image 257984   07-18-18 2:46pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 parrotsnest: Seems like a very nice life. Rad
 DrNinjaman: @addend Does the friendly spaceship sell identical jumpsuits? That would really simplify things in the morning.
 FireBreathingMarmot: At least you know what the cat is getting up to.
 addend: Mac, iPhone, Star Wars shirt, flannel shirt, wool cap, cat, Starbucks beverage... Why aren't we all wearing identical jumpsuits yet?
 DrNinjaman: The Cat on the Hat
Image 256615   07-10-18 12:38pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 In The Pocket: Perfect @lecj07!
 lecj07: If he were smiling this would be Joan Cornella.
 Spazstatic: Panels 2 and 3 were unneeded
 bug: Still beats airplane travel.
Image 256352   07-08-18 12:58pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Air Biscuit: @a robot in some ways. But they cant resist sunbeams.
 a robot: @Air Biscuit I thought they already were
 Air Biscuit: Cats wouldent make good vampires.
 Shay: Zzzzzz....this is fine...zzzzzzzz
Image 255549   07-03-18 1:41pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 sodamachine: this is me
 jokertothethief: Does she get to wear one of those beautiful quinceanera dresses?
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - my dog was far better than most children actually; tho the lifespan issue breaks yr heart
 dangerkeith3000: I didn't know boys got quinceaneras! How progressive!
 jochenau: Your dog is not your child.
 Greifer: treats!
 Mr. Shine: Happy Birthday, Chico!!
Image 255374   07-02-18 11:58am     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 crazymothaofa: Like, renew your GREEEEEN card maaan
 redmonkey3: @FabricMan - ollld joke from High Times magazine (pre pre internet @ no searching for Other Things On This Date)
 Slerzy: Aww...I haw haw'd myself
 Slerzy: HAW HAW!!!!!1!
 Slerzy: HAW HAW!!!!!1!
 FabricMan: I'd like to think potheads chose that date to steal it from the Nazis
 dangerkeith3000: that's the weed number. also, hitler's birthday.
Image 255361   07-02-18 10:21am     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Air Biscuit: More birds pooping gloves...
 ignatz: @addend fair cop.
 addend: @ignatz *OCDs ;-)
 addend: Hello, Mr. Bannister.
 ignatz: OMG look at all those poor material transitions.. (one of my many OCD's)
Image 250858   06-03-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 nanananana: @Teechur agree
 Mr. Shine: D is also for DON'T
 Teechur: Huh. I would have thought Shel Silverstein would be on the "S" page.
 SurfNTurf: @OldKentuckyShark this is from "K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice" it's available on Amazon to buy.
 jochenau: wikiHow to Start an AMBER Alert
 Prombom: What's this from? Really wanna see the other 25!
Image 250765   06-03-18 01:08am     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 t48: They guy is crazy if he thinks I'm donating my gas pictures just because he's got an alapaca and a sign. This is the real world and gas pictures don't grow on trees.
 Spazstatic: I hope they gave them gas
 dangerkeith3000: Once you get your gas, alpaca full suitcase for ya.
Image 250331   05-31-18 12:38pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 tib gubb: i appreciate this; you gotta keep your emu cool.
 Shay: But this kills the emu...
 Peach: Hey, leave my emutional support animal alone.
 Peach: And that's how I got my eyes clawed out.
Image 250062   05-29-18 7:58pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 tib gubb: too salty for me
 durian: Yeah, but the fat content!
 Knice: Hope you don't mind the dinobeetus.
Image 249756   05-27-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 waffle iron: They gave us a lot of information about it without telling us what it is
 Whatever: This is why sailors swab the deck to get the seamen off it...
 Dr Awkward: (Insert penis joke here)
 Telkwa: Never trust a seaman who isn't prepared to encase his torpedo before heavy engagement.
 Mr. Shine: Took me a minute, but I get it. I ain't laughing, but I get it.
Image 248242   05-18-18 10:45pm     Uploaded by    Smorlacks
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