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 Skaalar's Aggro-Gator

 Gentleman: Don't talk to me or my cat again.
 Robespierre: 2-pet pileup on the split-level stairs...
 Captain Marsupial: Don't judge us.
 Christina: "hanging with my pal"
 Captain Marsupial: Don't judge us.
Image 237966   03-17-18 10:03pm     Uploaded by    Handyman
 mexican: An axolotl spirit guide? Sailor Pond?
 VeeKay: Clogged shower girl
 savvoy: Contra-Goth?
Image 223320   12-27-17 02:45am     Uploaded by    MylesX
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Argh, your pneumatic muscles are...surprisingly comforting :)
 Kikari: I have to askthree bowls of homegrown WHAT? Oatmeal? @Beef Supreme
 Beef Supreme: My grandmother used to put down three pints of ale a day, three bowls of homegrown a day, and ate like a pig. She was taken down by her extreme lifestyle at the ripe old age of 95. Outlived two of her children. At my dad's funeral, with tears in her eyes, she managed to make a joke while hugging me: "the milkman had such weak genes." RIP Grandma.
 Skaalar: I sleep at my grandmothers house now because I work with IHSS. So yeah, can confirm that I am slowly but surely turning into a ball shape.
 Butcherboy: Thought of you today. I bought this robot clock… robot
 a robot: Just gonna radvote all comments on this image and send virtual strong robot hugs to everyone :3
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia Sorry to hear that, friend
 Peter Pantsless: @Butcherboy I'm sorry to hear that, and I appreciate your empathy. Thankfully I will get to spend Christmas with her, my brother, and my sister-in-law. Securitas has absolutely been working me to death; my last day off was Nov 11, and I work 12+ hrs every day. I told them that I would be spending Christmas week in Wisconsin whether they liked it or not. Still haven't heard back. Screw them
 Butcherboy: Try and not dwell, just write and visit as often as you can. And dont feel bad about expressing yourself here. It is the friendly spaceship @Peter Pantsless
 Ulillillia: Haven't had any grandparents for over ten years :(
 Butcherboy: I know what you mean man. I had a grandmother pass not long after I moved away@Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: I really want to move my grandma near me, but it's very difficult, logistically; she's 101 and very weak. Everything was fine when my mother was looking after her, know. I've got somebody looking after her now, and he's great, don't get me wrong, I'd just feel better if she were closer. Sorry. Sometimes I think out loud, and sometimes I think out...Internet(?)
Image 220096   12-10-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Image IYO   09-21-17 09:25am     Uploaded by    Skaalar
 Rat-Butt: Old ppl, amiright
 Hokie333: Jean-Luc and Beverley's vacation snaps.
 Skaalar: @Teechur @Prostata When the comments make the image :3
 fanny: I told my parents not to post their selfies!
 Teechur: @Prostata Just the tip.
 Prostata: down at the lake gettin' a little head
Image 188808   07-02-17 4:07pm     Uploaded by    Gringos
 WaffleIron: @a robot : Darker pink does correlate well with shrimp intake, and more shrimp is better, so yeah, I bet that bird does think it's better than whitey.
 Shay: "Holy shit, did you hear about Frank?!?!" "Yeah man! He got turned into a saxophone!!!"
 Mr. Butt: more cool pelicans!
Image 180989   05-24-17 7:09pm     Uploaded by    Skaalar
 Entertainmentalist: That appears to be a wood gasification trailer to fuel the Lada. Because, Russia.
 tritium: The hose goes right to the driver's mouth.
 Lestrange: @sparename Respect. *Doffs cap and bows*
 sparename: Oxymoron time - a mobile still?
Image 152226   12-24-16 2:54pm     Uploaded by    Whatever
 Skaalar: Perspective is hard.
 Peach: He does even.
 Druman9991: The guy on the message boards told the truth, he is ripped!
Image 146958   11-28-16 01:54am     Uploaded by    Shay
 a sedated moose: Now kith.
 Mr. Butt: This porn is exceptionally good.
 Greek Fire: Get the symbiote in there for a threesome.
Image 145701   11-21-16 7:31pm     Uploaded by    Skaalar
 scribbs: "Professor Shok in the hizzouze!!1!"
 Skaalar: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
 annterland: Horrified scale for scale
Image 144371   11-15-16 01:55am     Uploaded by    midgetcastle
 Fett4life: Look into my eye.
 San DoDo: @a sedated moose @ThatGuy maybe it could cover the glint in her eye
 a sedated moose: @ThatGuy still not sure it would.
 3ravens: This is very well spotted...
 ThatGuy: @San DoDo technically it only needs to cover the pupil...
 mexican: I'm afraid I don't get it.
 San DoDo: A perfect fit
Image 144422   11-15-16 11:09am     Uploaded by    square44
 Skinr: 'ello, guvna
 LaeMi: Post-Brexit space program is would be even more British if the launch was in a UK-flag-painted mini.
 Nope: @Warrax A bulldog in a rocket ship would be funny
 Warrax: 3... 2... 1... LIFTOFF!
Image 141415   10-31-16 7:09pm     Uploaded by    Skaalar
 AverageJoe: it also turns your shit into liquid
 SpaceCow: We're up all night for good fun, we're up all night to get coffee.
 Peter Pantsless: Well that explains why they're up all night
 dobbiesdoogs: hooooo took all the coffee and didn't brew a new pot?
Image 139430   10-22-16 01:09am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 John Singapore: You know people are gonna get augments like this one day and yell at their parents for not loving them enough.
 Astanapan: The most disturbing detail is they still look like they are wearing too much makeup to play football.
 Jayfu: Where can I find more of this?
 petepuma: I admit, I wasn't completely creeped out until I got to the feet/hooves.
 Turd Ferguson: @Disembodiedfoot *raises hand*
 chhumphrey: @Mexico Neigh!
 Teechur: Oh, so THAT'S why the Kardashians are famous! They play soccer!
 hurr: keep your porn (yes we all know it is) to your self
 whiplash: "Pounded in the Butt by Two Ho rse-Women Soccer Players"
 a robot: Does your girlfriend play soccer?
 guest: it's time to stop
 Disembodiedfoot: Somewhere, someone has just gotten a very confusing erection.
 Warrax: Gah!
 Yam: Just horsin' around
 Mexico: Has science gone too far? Neigh, I say it hasn't gone far enough!
Image 138834   10-19-16 10:47am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Janston: It's neck rolls all the way down.
 SomeCanadian: And she knew with a generalized awareness that she had become, in truth, precisely what was meant by a Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother. The poison drug had transformed her. This wasn't exactly how they did it at the Bene Gesserit school, she knew. No one had ever introduced her to the mysteries of it, but she knew. The end result was the same.
 Knice: Fucking Jesus please no.
 WaffleIron: wormsign
Image 137559   10-13-16 06:47am     Uploaded by    danny
 Himesama: Hell yeah. I hate seeing commercials where the mom laughs when her kid spills something or jumps in clean laundry.
 SpaceCow: The knockoff Bernsteins cut straight to the crazy.
 Mr. Butt: Baby bear, you rat! How could you give your own mother the old soggy carpet?
 Coolguy: quelquefois Pan pan!
 hearsegirl: Pain! Pain!
 Skaalar: You don't understand, the carpet was friggin Berber!
 SoyUnPerdedor: NSFW
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Scoo I too get a little distressed whilst whacking
 Scoo: @SomeOtherCanadian Which make it even more odd that the international radio call for distress (vs. emergency) is "Pan-Pan", which I'm pretty sure comes from French (whack-whack?)
 SomeOtherCanadian: En Franais, whack = pan. Huh.
 grizzly: This is hot.
 Knice: They thought this would be more fun. #130377
Image 133308   09-22-16 2:54pm     Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Mr. Shine: @1fatfuck Read his first book. His commitment to the craft is amazing.
 ChubbyBuddy: six hours in the make-up chair for a 3 second sight gag. gotta love his commitment to the craft
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Bruce Campbell!
 Skinr: it'll be hard to say the words clearly in that situation
 Rincewiind: Whoa. Wrong book. Librarian's going to be pissed.
 Stonewyvvern: Bruce Campbell honorary himbo
 NoRagrets: Behind the scenes of army of darkness?
 sparename: Bryan Ferry looking well
 mutantmoose: Why the long face?
Image 131019   09-11-16 11:26am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Amy Housewine: Similar gas problems, I imagine.
 Firm Buttocks: That was the idea, yes.
Image 131025   09-11-16 12:07pm     Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
 scribbs: @A duck Yes, she was very bad; she believed others' suffering would bring her closer to Jesus. She brought in enough to fund free hospitals; offered only death sentences. No joke. /soapbox
 Himesama: Be kind to one another that in itself is worth so much.
 Skaalar: @Christina Depends on you believe I suppose.
 DrinkMixMan: This issue: 10 Secrets Tricks for Pleasing Your God in Bed!
 Micro Jackson: Stop hoggin the blankets, Momma Terry!
 A duck: Gwen Stefani is p cute IMHO
 A duck: AFAIK & IIRC Mother Teresa was actually a pretty bad person IRL.
 Christina: @Skaalar What do you mean! She will get nothing from that.
 Skaalar: She was made a saint today I think. Good for her.
Image 128982   09-01-16 1:03pm     Uploaded by    FatTigerWoods
 Knice: @Borkf I welcome 'dildoier' into my warehouse of malediction. Thank you.
 Borkf: @Knice I had that but wanted to go with something dildoier. @Niels Bohr Damnit, I pretty much had that one but didn't for some reason. Bravo sirs.
 Trick Question: I buy mine from Bad Dragon, so I'm not exactly impressed.
 Niels Bohr: Megalodong
 Niels Bohr: @Knice @Borkf Aggro-nauts have been on top of their pun game lately. I'm proud.
 Knice: Velocifaptor--I MUST STOP.
 Knice: Pegasaurus?
 Knice: Braviosaurus?
 Knice: @Borkf *cracks knuckles* Tyrannosaurus Sex?
 Borkf: @Knice @Niels Bohr I've been sat here for five minutes trying o think of a good dino dildo pun...
 Knice: @Niels Bohr Hahah, I like that one better! :D
 Niels Bohr: @Knice or maybe pterodickdil
 Cami: If it fits it ships.
 Teechur: I've been looking for a reason to ship something to my brother. Anything will do. This coffee cup on my desk, for instance.
 etc: Hey now!
 Knice: If I were playing this prank, I'd call it Diplodongus.
 msmstud: Someone's never buying that brand again.
 Derp Herpigan: Someone was brave enough
 questionable: it's no dragon dildo, but it'll have to do
 Scoo: Girth with a "u"?
Image 118862   07-13-16 08:07am     Uploaded by    potato
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