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 shark's Aggro-Gator

 Teechur: Gimme some fin....noggin.....DUDE!
 Yam: I dont understand the reference, but thats a very nice looking turtle
Image 234276   02-24-18 3:37pm   Views: 2994   Uploaded by    shark
 tokyopig: I make my wife come every night. Come over and give me a hug that is ha ha ha.
 Robespierre: Make the effort for a change!
 Science: @Aufziehvogel: It's not really that difficult.
 Yurishiro: seems somewhat inappropriate for a mom t-shirt tho.
 Aufziehvogel: I tr, goddammit I try
 dangerkeith3000: Good advice.
 tib gubb: hell yeah lady
 apoxia: bold
 glenalec: That's what she said. :-/
Image 232737   02-15-18 11:31pm     Uploaded by    shark
 Kaviri: Wear a bowler, cat pees on your face.
 trelyate: let's see you tip your hat now, human
 Mr. Shine: The Cat On The Hat by Dr. Soos
 Ulillillia: M'eow
Image 231815   02-10-18 8:04pm     Uploaded by    shark
 2Berries: My wife has 50 of these all over the county. It's a dying biz for sure.
 Dr Awkward: My friend's husband bought like a dozen of these candy dispensers on a whim and she was super pissed. Apparently some locations do great, but mostly it's a dumb money-making scheme.
Image 231069   02-06-18 4:59pm     Uploaded by    shark
 wolfpk: Brace for impact!
 Yam: Yeah me too
 Mr. Shine: Incoming bonk
Image 229631   01-29-18 3:48pm     Uploaded by    shark
 Robespierre: ...Annnnnd jocularity ensued.
 tib gubb: shame it's not an action shot with the man and the eggs airborne
 tokyopig: oh hey there. Let me put down these eggs and steal your purse while you're in heels and can't run good. Gonna buy so many eggs with the money I make from selling this purse. [trips] Damnit, foiled by this sticker from an old Velvet underground album, if Warhol, Reed, or Nico was still alive I'd get such vengeance upon the lot of them but no they're all dead now.
 Felicity: Where LEggs pantyhose really come from
 whcvgre78: @Mr. Shine also, nearby, a cop who's just one day away from retirement.
 Coolguy: MIS HUEVOS!!!!
 Mr. Shine: @illBilliam Also, overhead, a piano being hoisted on a pulley.
 illBilliam: Not Pictured: Two guys carrying a long piece of plate glass, crossing this man's path.
 Shay: Hey baby, why don't you come to my place and I'll make you some eggs. So how do you like them: scrambled or fertilized?
 Diogenes: He didn't know how she did it. Frankly he didn't want to know. All that mattered was that the eggs were good and you couldn't tell the difference once they were cooked. ... still, you wouldn't catch him eating one.
 dangerkeith3000: Accident waiting to happen
Image 229327   01-27-18 8:31pm     Uploaded by    shark
 some guy : Everyone knows Wolf beats Lightning.
 Springbok: How to kill a dragon: Caress it gently with a sponge or a tree branch.
 Jabberwikket: Go home spirograph, you're high AF
 Slerzy: Wolf beats sponge? Major accomplishment for wolfkind!
 Yurishiro: Sponge and air are sexually linked.
 Amy Housewine: Thumbs down for trees.
 a robot: Too much work
 Hyphae: Where is human beats meat?
 Hyphae: @jochenau once the plastic melts off the handles, the exposed metal hurts your fingers when you use em
 Robespierre: This had me at "meat tornado"
 Ulillillia: in bed
 Side Boob: This game is too complicated
 jochenau: Rock beats fire but fire beats scissors?
Image 228899   01-25-18 12:48pm     Uploaded by    shark
 VeeKay: Show some damned respect.
 Side Boob: This is literally a picture of someone dying.
Image 228718   01-24-18 12:37pm     Uploaded by    shark
 jazzjunkie: At least it's not Tide Pods
 Yurishiro: Pour some Coke to stop the fire!
 RiderFan: Next on fox news: "NEW FAD HAS TEENS IN THE HOSPITAL! All the fault of liberals!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The children are the future
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward doo, doo doo doo doo, doo-ah
 Dr Awkward: "The Freshmaker!"
Image 227567   01-18-18 12:27pm     Uploaded by    shark
 FireBreathingMarmot: Red circle helps, but it would benefit from the following caption. "THE DOG IS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON THE WALL TO[sic]!!!"
 Zukero: You know the drill, dogs.
 Aufziehvogel: Thank you red circle
 Dan Tagonistic: You have a license for that hula hoop doggo?
 a robot: Highly necessary red circle is highly necessary
 Minnesotan: doggo knows what we doin
Image 227305   01-17-18 12:38pm     Uploaded by    shark
 Not A Bot: All these years you've been right behind me? You know I never look back there.
 fanny: @a robot you're just asking for someone to take a screen shot of this and upload it...
 a robot: What a nice photo of a printed-out meme.
Image 227155   01-16-18 08:48am     Uploaded by    shark
 Mr Bleak: Borkf! You gonna finish that sandwich, or ...
 wolfpk: Some used a can opener
 tib gubb: new meaning to the term 'friend zone'
 Yurishiro: "who's a good b-" *dies trampled*
 Robespierre: Hail, hail, the dogs' all here...
 Annoying Vegan : Squad goals!
 Nope: I would pet all them doggos
 Urn BooUrn: You've come to the right neighborhood, mother-friended.
Image 226692   01-13-18 9:10pm     Uploaded by    shark
 Jabberwikket: @White Rice, thanks! at least that makes a little more sense
 Not A Bot: Cry havoc! Let loose the meows of war!
 Hyphae: @White Rice iThink Thank you
 White Rice: @Jabberwikket I think the joke/point/whatever of this is to imply that since Apple started giving the majority of their products names that consist of (i-whatever the product is) (used parenthesis because my quotation marks dont work on the spaceship...weird, I know) the company is somehow losing to the letter i. I mean, if they were committed to the...joke(?) they would at least have put a lowercase i, as thats what Apple uses in everything. I dont know, its a poor joke with poor execution.
 Jabberwikket: Whut ?
Image 226207   01-11-18 12:37pm     Uploaded by    shark
 Dresdenkeogh: @Prostata it's a family activity now
 Robespierre: Minds blown.
 Prostata: they're sure excited about that shitter
Image 225975   01-10-18 05:47am     Uploaded by    shark
 tib gubb: gottagetabigtvandachickenholyshiiiiit
Image 225543   01-07-18 10:07pm     Uploaded by    shark
 Mr Bleak: Invisible darts is a new sport, but it's growing.
 Science: BoomBoom
 Shay: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Oscar, you stank.
 Robespierre: Dunno how timely this is...
 Winterneuro: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
Image 223621   12-28-17 5:58pm     Uploaded by    shark
 Yurishiro: I call bullshit.
 Spazstatic: If only the archer had the aim the photographer does. That arrow is perfectly centered in frame.
 tib gubb: @Sadbot not every bow hunter is a bad shot. a broadhead arrow kills much faster and with less trauma than a rifle bullet
 Amy Housewine: I honestly thought that it was a comical bad photoshop at first glance. Didn't mean to condone this sort of thing.
 Amy Housewine: Accidental good vote before I realise that this was real. Sorry, everyone.
 Sadbot: Bowhunters can go fuck themselves, if you really need to kill a deer, firearms exist. It's not the stone age, we can kill animals humanely.
 sparename: FuCkCupid
Image 223580   12-28-17 2:08pm     Uploaded by    shark
 tib gubb: that's what she said
 Robespierre: This Expedition: Unknown is weird.
Image 222976   12-25-17 10:07am     Uploaded by    shark
 Ihminen: Yea Need for Speed Undergound was a great game
 Gringos: why do you have energy drinks strapped to the side of your car?
 Stephen Milkmus: This might just be my second favourite flavour of mad science Dangerously overpowered everyday items. I'll post here one day after I manage to marry mister HD linear pneumo actuator to mrs. toaster.
 p nut: Blow dryers and baby bottles, Toy appropriate. There is no replacement for displacement.
 Not Sam: The thumbnail looks like a minion
Image 222428   12-22-17 11:46am     Uploaded by    shark
 Side Boob: I should play Left 4 Dead again.
 mrd0t: They just hosed the vomit off of the sidewalk.
 Scoo: I was just in New Orleans last week. Fun town.
 jazzjunkie: Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair; Deal out jacks or better on a blanket by the stairs; I'll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past; And send me off to bed forevermore.
Image 221756   12-18-17 8:37pm     Uploaded by    shark
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