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 Mr Bleak: See #195776. I approve.
 tib gubb: funny - he doesn't look tired
 Supermansbrother: When I'm God everyone dies...
 sparename: If an arsonist has a few 'off' days, is he suffering from 'Lighter's Block'?
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Image ILF   08-06-17 1:16pm     Uploaded by    scribbs
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 Felicity: Deus Ex Moochina
 Jabberwikket: a great manifestation of deus ex machina
 dangerous dave: Buttus Hornious.
 Joseph: I could pretend I know Latin, but it would be a lie. Still rad for flying pig
 RalphyNoPants: Ave!
 Ulillillia: @scribbs :-)
 Fishy: Sizzle the day.
 scribbs: wonderful :-)
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 jochenau: Yes, if by "absolutely have to be" you mean "are, by arbitrary (though perhaps motivated) convention, usually".
 Dr Awkward: Damn, sorry 'bout these double posts.
 Dr Awkward: So an "ancient steel Mexican 12-in straight sword" doesn't follow these rules, and makes sense... perhaps if you're using that many adjectives, you sound like a fucking nutter, not the order of them
 Dr Awkward: So an "ancient steel Mexican 12-in straight sword" doesn't follow these rules, and makes sense... perhaps if you're using that many adjectives, you sound like a fucking nutter, not the order of them
 PissedOff: Why is Noun capitalized?
 Teechur: @TurkeyVulture…
 scribbs: Origin of this, from BBC news: "The tweet by Matthew Anderson, the editor of BBC Culture contained a screengrab from a 2013 book 'The Elements of Eloquence: How to Turn the Perfect English Phrase', and has been retweeted many thousands of times."
 TurkeyVulture: This sounds like Gaiman.
 Jeffrat: That's some misleading blue circular French bullshit.
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 Wooden Spoon: @scribbs: that may be the greatest comment I've ever read on the internet.
 RiderFan: Neigh.
 Prostata: shady underground horse
 itskando: Das my gf
 scribbs: C.H.U.D. Dressage, the most dangerous of games.
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 Cami: Pthhhp.
 Nopetology: a smol mlem in the hand is worth two naps and a rad
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 Felicity: I often get sonder when I watch the credits of movies. Also, to add to the list: the sudden realisation that time is still happening now, after a long period of thinking about the past and the future.
 Teechur: @fanny Only too well. This year's seniors checked out at Spring Break LAST YEAR! This year's juniors did pretty much the same thing.
 fanny: @Teechur lucky you! i'm ready for a break... the kids are restless and checked out a couple of weeks ago... weather is warmer so crime is going up which means more or their parents are getting in trouble which means the kids are bringing all this extra baggage to school... i'm sure you can relate :)
 Kim: Love the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
 Bluetocracy: @E. HONDA yeah, it's called being awake.
 sparename: @ch Xmal Deutschland
 Teechur: @fanny In other words, I may not wait until the 8th.
 Teechur: @fanny My children finished today. My school's final exams are finished on the 8th.
 E. HONDA: Is there a word for having all of these at the same time?
 ch: What about sehnsucht JESUS WHAT ABOUT SEHNSUCHT
 fanny: @Teechur 21 more days for us! we'll have to do some spaceship drinking on our last day ;)
 Teechur: My classroom as we approach summer vacation passes from 12 to 21.....
 scribbs: The first one is especially sad for a solipsist.
 CrystallineEntity: Useful list
 Mr. Butt: If only there were a way to explain things...maybe if we tried to arrange words into sentences, and sentences into lists...?
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 Jaunty Shrimp: Pssst...hey kid...a little tip coming from experience...if you're tired of being kept up late and bored and surrounded by increasingly erratic adults, simply go around the room and take the last sip leftover in all of the grownups "special glasses". You'll feel better in a jiffy, and if it's late enough, the grownups will have no fricken' clue what you're up to.
 Zampano: At first i thought the man directly behind her was a Bill Clinton mid-bite
 skillet: Same.
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 archanon: If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
 bug: Thinking about those beans (with contempt)
 Scoo: Russia is weird
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 Bob: My wife wanted to dye her hair something crazy, so I suggested gray like in this photo. She went with purple instead. :(
 Niels Bohr: @Knice oh yeah, well my face looks 30 years older than I am!
 Mr. Butt: She's so smooth I could die!
 Knice: Her hair looks 30 years older than she does.
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 scribbs: That's my dad IRL, photo taken 15 to 20 years ago.
 Peach: *clomp, clomp, SPLAT!*
 Micro Jackson: I think you are going to need a bigger umbrella
 fumbduck: Self-driving trojan
 SunWukong: Da Vinci's girlfriend was a big lass.
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 Lestrange: Aw yis
 XLY: this is the raddest cat pic i've seen (today)
 jazzjunkie: Derp
 scribbs: This is the second-best thing I've seen all day :-)
 Cami: This cat has a drinking problem.
 carpwoman: Whatever works.
 LaeMi: Well, if I must have a bath, it will be on my terms!
 San DoDo: Almost there
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 scribbs: The Miranda Cosgrove anime looking weird.
 AverageJoe: well, at least it was not a penis...
 Mr. Butt: @turde Stick with it. The first issue is slow and weird, but it gets good pretty quick :)
 turde: @Mr. Butt looks pretty sweet, putting it on the list
 Mr. Butt: Please read House of Penance if you have a chance.
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