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 Scoo's Aggro-Gator

 a robot: Happy Borkfday!!
Image 253812   06-22-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 WTF: Ugh! Another trendy restaurant with a "Unique" name.
 Teechur: COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake restaurant logo or leave it blank.
Image 253800   06-22-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 redmonkey3: Pretty, High Kitty
 Robespierre: Brain goes ***SPROING***
Image 253774   06-22-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 ignatz: @Mr. Shine Yikes/Yay!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz I can distinctly remember the secretary from my dad's firm screaming at me "can't you swim?!" in panic, when this guy dove in, fully dressed in khakis and a polo shirt, and brought me back to land. He was a host at our local Public Television Station, who regularly appeared during pledge drives as Captain Slumberbag, a guy who wore a Sesame Street sleeping bag unrolled like a ca pe. So, thanks, Captain Slumberbag!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz Flat Top Lake in WV is a man-made lake, where people can drive their boats right up to their vacation homes. There is a two-foot concrete ledge around the lake shore, where the water is three feet deep. I was maybe seven, there for a company picnic, and several of us kids were splashing around. I slipped off the ledge, from a depth of three feet, to a depth of 20 or 30 feet. (Remember, for boats!) I sucked in about a quarter lungfull of water, and immediately started thrashing, which only pushed me further from shore.
 ignatz: @Mr. Shine... don't leave us hanging..
 Zaxxoff: Time to put the boots on because the bullshit on the road is getting deep
 charlemagne: .... before finally turning the clamp on himself
 Mr. Shine: True Story: Angle-Grinder Man is my favorite real-life superhero. Also True Story: as a child, I was saved from drowning by a man who played a superhero on TV.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice! *Zoidberg noises*
Image 253765   06-22-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Robespierre: The King and Queen of Vile
 dangerkeith3000: She's making her way up to 3 F arts.
 Sadbot: I'd wear that jacket
 fanny: i thought it was a joke yesterday when i saw the real one she was wearing. just when i thought they couldn't get more horrible.
Image 253759   06-22-18 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 some guy : Anne Taintor: the original meme page admin
 VoR: HAH. My wife will love this...
 DrNinjaman: So we'll all sit on the same side of the booth and like it!
 Spazstatic: @Mr. Whiskers are you from (stereotypical "backwoods" part of user's country)?
 Mr. Whiskers: "You came out of my personal space and I can put you back in!"
 Mr. Shine: "Gross, mom. And irrelevant to this argument. "
 addend: And it's about time they moved out.
Image 253377   06-19-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Hokie333: G.W. Mustaine
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hee hee well uh yeah ya see sovereign nations they got that ubhhh sovereignty thats what makes em you know sovereign.
 Side Boob: Mission, like, whatever, dude. PARTY!
 Dresdenkeogh: Maybe the mission's accomplished, maybe it's maybeline.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamn hippies.
Image 253009   06-17-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 a robot: @Scoo thank you for posting this so I could find out about this story, I love it :D
 a robot: Cats love the World Cup!…
Image 252771   06-15-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Robespierre: Steve Yobs, prior to the Black Permanency Era
 Greifer: Frederick Krueger before being burned alive by an angry mob. b/w 1983
Image 252744   06-15-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 charlemagne: 'aye, you'll be a breeder my boy, like your mother and father, and our mothers and fathers before you'
 Not A Bot: installations were followed to the letter: "place one stop sign at main and one at liberty"
 Knice: Gaybies, if you will.
Image 252740   06-15-18 09:47am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Zukero: Ebola.
 Shay: He saw the face of God.
 Teechur: Shouldn't have looked at me nekkid.
 Dick Inspector: Good.
 dangerkeith3000: His DeLorian reached 88 mph.
 Knice: That dude has seen some serious shit.
Image 252735   06-15-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 addend: "Did you get the picture yet? I'm tired of holding this."
 dangerkeith3000: attractive book cover.
 Air Biscuit: *whispers "there are no comments yet because this is a library and you have to be quiet."
Image 252646   06-14-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Stumpwiz: Yet another reprise: One of these things is not like the others. -Big Bird
 tib gubb: borccoli
 ThoughtlessGentleman: FOOD!!! WE NEED FOOD!!!
 Not A Bot: I was going to say no friends or family to ask questions about your disappearance but no, go with yours
Image 252631   06-14-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 PenguinBartender: "Day 3: the beast remains unalert to my presence."
 jochenau: I like how confused the doggo is. My dogs would have eaten the thing already.
 Shay: I spot a spotted gecko on Spot.
Image 252620   06-14-18 1:03pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 wolfpk: The land of there future home is being created in the background.
 tib gubb: shit's on fire
 barfolomew: Kiss while you can, since the nuclear apocalypse is happening back there.
Image 252516   06-13-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 VeeKay: 10,000 dick pics. Literally ten thousand pictures of dicks.
 Robespierre: Behind the curve, on numerous levels
Image 252332   06-12-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr Bleak: "I'm terribly sorry sir, but for the best internet speed, you need to sit closer to the WiFi router. It's mounted at the end of the wing, would you like me to open the door for you?"
 DrNinjaman: Louis CK said it first.
 Not A Bot: Shipping container homes are rad.
 Yam: I know how this seems like a first world problem thing, but if you promise high speed internet and charge people accordingly, they have a right to complain if you dont deliver
 Robespierre: It's jetBlue, fer chrissake - they should be thankful they didn't get stuck back in steerage, with the goats and donkeys
Image 252319   06-12-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 San DoDo: Same
 Spazstatic: Whew, we're safe. He wanted to raze Earth.
 Mr. Butt: @Dresdenkeogh Don't you fucking dare!
 Dreforian: "You know humans aren't really green like us, right?"
 Dresdenkeogh: Maybe we should stop probing butts
 Side Boob: Classic Xorposkozz
 Telkwa: Friendly Spaceship tutorial.
 Greifer: red shirt is always doomed
 Yam: lol ya
Image 251800   06-09-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Ironass: Beerlympics
 tib gubb: gettin' swoll
 Shay: Now chug.
 Telkwa: Ja! Ja! Heidi
 Micro Jackson: This looks like my version of The Bachelor
 VeeKay: Stop or I drink you under the table
 Dresdenkeogh: Facing off with a bunch of muscular women deadlifting Ben Stein
 Yam: Im way into this.
 Robespierre: Beauty of Oktoberfest
 WTF: St. Pauli Girl training. They start with a single stein and go from there.
Image 251140   06-05-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Mr Bleak: @some guy She's hiding behind Wally/Waldo.
 petepuma: @BavidDowie nope, was already by that point
 The Man: Now that it s been posted I can give the proper credit: these are the original city fonts in stitch form by Glenda Adams (glenda [underscore] atom on Twitter)
 E. HONDA: Apple's popularity among graphic designers goes way back and we can clearly see why
 poetrysucks: Where. in the world. is. CARMEN SANDIEGO???
 BavidDowie: Back before Apple was pretentious
 tib gubb: ye olde ransom letter font
Image 246220   05-06-18 11:54pm     Uploaded by    Felicity
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