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 Scoo's Aggro-Gator

 Robespierre: Stealthy Sasquatch brand human foolers.
 El Barto: @illBilliam HAHAHA! Excellent
 illBilliam: Makes you think
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit And some underpants.
 Air Biscuit: Ugh. Needs lotion.
Image 198035   08-18-17 03:47am   Views: 6991   Uploaded by    Scoo
 El Barto: @Annoying Vegan :D :D :D I am ecstatic to hear that you know about them. They look like the pinnacle of delight.
 Annoying Vegan : @El Barto OH MY DOG they had one in Portland not too long ago! The pictures were epic. We keep missing the So Cal Corgi Beach Day. Hopefully the next one!
 Mr. Shine: DOGGY BAG! GIT IT?!!
 Teechur: @Bu7Z After I read your first comment, I looked to the left expecting to see that it was posted by @Not a Bot.
 El Barto: @Bu7Z I recently discovered the existance of something called "Corgi Con" that is a beach party for Corgi's in California and looks exactly as fucking outrageously amazing as your wildest dreams could imagine. For 4 days I've been so fucking impatient for my upload queue to get a moving so that I can tell Annoying Vegan about it via upload. Surprise potentially ruined hahaha. I CAN'T HANDLE THE WAITING AROUND!
 Bu7Z: I know... Seems irrelevant... I've just had some comments in my head lately. So waiting for a pic of a dog with a gun (it happens, on the spaceship...) also I've been waiting on another terrible coms room 'spagetti factory' image... Because I was running cat6 in an actual factory that made spagetti the other day... So major pun comment opportunity there... But hey, whatever...
 Bu7Z: The only thing that stops a bad man with a gun, is a good boy with a gun.
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 Rev80: Have you noticed how many commercials on TV in the U.S. feature CGI owls? It's pretty weird. Anyhoo.. Don't ask him how many licks its takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll.. He's been working out and doesn't put up with useless questions..
 ThoughtlessGentleman: gahhh!!!
 tib gubb: i barf skeletons... and i vote!
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 Volwen: Spuds MacKenzie after a long night of partying.
 ASTER: The Silver Screen's Adam Driver, everyone.
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 charlemagne: my dear fellow, look here, the pages for sabbatic goat and succubus have been stuck together. I do wonder how that happened, hhmm?
 WaffleIron: @Peter Pantsless : Notes wrote for goats?
 Peter Pantsless: That book is wrotes for goats
 tib gubb: you were expecting a human... how cute.
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 Science: Also: how I feel after getting home from work, even though I have BIG PLANS! to clean, work on hobby stuff, etc.
 Science: Pamphlet And Chill...
 Mr Shifty: I like the ennuis please
 apoxia: So dramatic.
 Bu7Z: I do declare... The vapours...
 Dr Awkward: Yeah, Jane Austin can be hard to get through...
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 Ulillillia: @Peach @hajjpodge (;
 Peach: @hajjpodge ;)
 Robespierre: I didn't know that F. Scott Fitzgerald has ANOTHER unpublished novel lying around somewhere.
 Dr Awkward: This bird is giving me the heebie jeebies.
 2Berries: 11 years ago we married.
 hajjpodge: @Peach God damn it.
 Peach: She was a real flapper.
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 tib gubb: haters gonna hate
 copunter: For Jenny was fated to be down with the Clown, until the day she was laid to rest in the muthafuckin ground.
 Side Boob: Woop Woop! (I heard it on Stern, I swear)
 Donut: We all have our secret shames.
 Dr Awkward: Seriously, Jenny. What the fuck.
 PenguinBartender: Poetry she was reading in the first panel: "Fucking rainbows after it rains, there's enough miracles here to blow your brains."
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 Yam: Deal.
 WTF: He tried to hang himself.
 funny in the wall: technically true...
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Mr. Shine: NOW they tell me!
 tib gubb: is your laundromat owner on drugs?
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 tib gubb: *clackety clack* this is your power usage
 SpaceCow: Crab meters, crab meters. Looks like crab, ticks like meters.
 ChubbyBuddy: ravioli ravioli give me the forumuloli
 FabricMan: Hip hop hooray! Ho! Hey! Ho!
 El Barto: *snap snap* Flamenco!
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 Dr Awkward: @Chest Rockwell Either you spelled "relish" wrong, or we're not friends anymore.
 Chest Rockwell: WWJD? Apparently he would ruin a hot dog by putting ketchup on it.
 DrinkMixMan: Probably a Hebrew National
 Sadbot: @Kim Yeah, so is a poptart. Radical sandwich anarchy forever!
 Kim: Is a hot dog a sandwich?
 Sadbot: "JC eats a sandwich"
 sparename: My daughter likes to wear soup
 Dr Awkward: Jesus Christ, use a napkin!
 Knice: Damn, JC slobbin that thang w/ gusto!
 Scoo: "When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that I went and grabbed a quick Coney Dog"
 Felicity: *(ngumngumngumngum)*
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 piranharama: Girlfriends went on a diet
 sparename: "Hay there!"
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 tib gubb: dis my chair now
 Felicity: ...Engage
 Cami: When I open my eyes there better be a beer in front of me!
 Not A Bot: It craves nuts... YOURS
 Nope: Wanna admire that cat from a distance cuz it sleeping and pets would wake it up.
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 Mad Collager: This seems like a parody of a place where I used to fence - Sallad'armes.
 charlemagne: infamy! infamy! they've all got it infamy!
 WTF: et tu Blue Cheese?
 piranharama: You can't win friends with salad
 Nope: @Mr. Shine Not that you didn't... Oh god i've made a fool of myself!
 Nope: @Mr. Shine I like to dig a little deeper for my jokes.
 Shay: You might not bring a knife to a gun fight, but you sure as hell don't bring salad to a knife fight.
 sparename: " # .. But they just can't kill the beast.. # "
 Mr. Shine: Its a Caesar salad @Nope
 Nope: ohh so this is what the night of long knives was
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 Felicity: Snufflophagous: eats snuffles.
 White Rice: @Ulillillia those were some dark days on the street. Classic, but dark.
 bug: @Dr. Bathroom I once used a police scanner and overheard a call to arrange for picking up drugs. The dealer's street name was "Snuffleupagus." Best call ever.
 Ulillillia: I remember when only Big Bird could see Snuffleupagus.
 Dr. Bathroom: This photo is making me Snuffleupagus.
 Shay: Hey Bert, you can really smell the Mary Jane in the fur!
 Dr Awkward: blep
 Knice: #Every day I'm Snufflin'#
Image 197538   08-15-17 5:31pm   Views: 98614   Uploaded by    Scoo
 a robot: Same.
 Not A Bot: That looks terrible for the neck.
 Teechur: @funny in the wall Worked for me. But I STILL don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Except, not grown up.
 tib gubb: your cat looks lost
 funny in the wall: i recommend graduate school, followed by more soul searching, followed by more graduate school
 Robespierre: Introduce him to catnip - problem solved.
Image 197519   08-15-17 3:54pm   Views: 84122   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr Bleak: Where. Is. The. BACON?
 a robot: I, too, follow "We Want Plates" on Twitter
 Hosebag: You want it separate or shall I mix it all up in a bucket?
 Mr Shifty: Mushroom game is weak.
 Robespierre: WHY would anyone FRY their MASH!??!
 Science: What kind of monsters eat beans for breakfast? They are strictly for enjoyment with hamburgers and hotdogs, and that's all! Oh, and BLTs.
 kinggheedra: Its right on top of a plate...
 dangerkeith3000: This is the most English thing I have seen all day.
 Dr Awkward: I'd definitely shovel that right into my fucking face.
Image 197493   08-15-17 1:26pm   Views: 87980   Uploaded by    Scoo
 raditzu: Behind blue eyes.
 grizzly: Milking a cat
 tib gubb: *chomp*
 sparename: Extreme Cats-Up..
 Meow: thats the face of love right there
 Annoying Vegan : Are you venomous?
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 tib gubb: B-E-N-D-E-R, bender!
 thebiglutovsky: Bender bender ben-DER!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i am great!!!
 Teechur: @Volwen Ozybenderus, amirite?
 Jabberwikket: Bite my shiny metal gigantic nachos !
 Jabberwikket: Is there a thread here ? #197429 #197432
 sparename: Got bent... Sooooo bent
Image 197433   08-15-17 02:54am   Views: 93440   Uploaded by    Scoo
 ThoughtlessGentleman: are there shiny metal asses?
 a robot: "How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?"
 Skinr: But the nachos at the Kwik-E-Mart are equally gigantic. #197429
 Cami: Internet porn killed fine magazines like this.
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