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 Scoo's Aggro-Gator

 Jaunty Shrimp: What an udder boob!
 carpwoman: I made a meme of this photo years ago. The one cow said "Poor dear only has two." The other cow replies "How does she feed her children?"
 tokyopig: Just for once I'd like to get hold of one their teats and just really yank on them over a bucket--see how they like it!
 carpwoman: I made a meme of this photo years ago. The one cow said "Poor dear only has two." The other cow replies "How does she feed her children?"
 carpwoman: Ah yes, Nebraska Mardi Gras.
 Hosebag: Her milkshake brings all the cows to the yard.
 Beef Supreme: @Sandor You win the day.
 Warrax: I'm bothered by the fact that her flip flops appear to be a half size too small, and also don't match the outfit.
 Prostata: Worst strip club evar
 yev: boobing moos
 Teechur: This flash mob is weird.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Sandor dammit Sandor haha
 dobbiesdoogs: big deal, we have 4 each
 Sandor: Only 2?
 Ulillillia: got milk?
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 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!
 tokyopig: Or just pay your taxes and you won't need charities to feed the poor... or but fuck then you wouldn't be able to write off your donations to charity and pay even LESS in taxes. Shit it all makes sense now! Charities exist to CAUSE hunger and not to end it! BRILLIANT!
 hat thrab: @trelyate @mexico mexico?
 Whatever: We need fewer walls and more tables
 Beef Supreme: The Walmart heirs control more wealth than the bottom 100 million Americans, and their idea of charity is giving their employees instructions on how to apply for food stamps. It's a dirty game.
 trelyate: can we get Mexico to pay for the table?
 Teechur: I'd build a taller table. Yeah, c'mon over and eat, but don't stay too long. There are loads of others who need a meal, too.
 fanny: (seriously, though, this is rad)
 fanny: But if I don't build a tall fence, they'll come over and steal my long table!!
 Scoo: That might work in Canada, but sadly it's not a common sentiment down here :-(
 SunWukong: Fuck yes.
 scribbs: I hope this breaks 2,000 points :-)
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 scribbs: Fake!
 square44: Godspeed moon cat
 Peter Pantsless: He went to the great litterbox in the sky. "One small step for a cat...everyone else can go to Hell."
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 LKoroton: Whe you take your child to the bar
 trelyate: that's my stripper name
 Lestrange: No. No. No.
 Scoo: So this is a real thing at a Mexican place near my house. They have a Gummy Bear margarita too...
 annterland: My opinion is unwanted.
 Mr. Whiskers: I prefer Skittlebrau (TM Homer Simpson)
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 whiplash: Cover art is ripped off from the poster for "The Rob Schneider from the Black Lagoon."
 tib gubb: classic thundercat
 Peter Pantsless: @smarkles *hic* biuuurrrdddd *hic*
 smarkles: @Peter Pantsless What's the word?
 Mr. Butt: Lion-O Richie?
 Derp Herpigan: "Soon"
 Peter Pantsless: More like Thunderbird, amirite?
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 Bob: This is my life after work every day. I am very fortunate. I hope everyone gets theirs.
 piranharama: Well, how did they know my Tuesday morning plans?
 Scoo: Happy Friday, everyone!
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs Amen. Feel the breeze, my friend
 scribbs: I want wine and beer and a cute girl and comfy furniture and I could do without the tightie-whities, though.
Image 162818   02-17-17 5:03pm   Views: 82799   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Skaalar: Kenny Loggins is a national treasure and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
 KyleisBobDole: @Mexico That's what a fool believes! Michael McDonald is the one who keeps the fire burning bright. Are you going to wait for a sign, your miracle?
 a robot: @Mexico #64070
 Amy Housewine: What the shit, Lana?
 Mexico: Remember, children, this is why we must honor our Lord and Savior Kenny Loggins.
Image 162692   02-16-17 11:47pm   Views: 108899   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Science: @whiplash: Made by VW.
 whiplash: Windmills are actually diesel-powered.
 Bast Relief: I used to think the sun turned round the Earth. Now I understand what my science teacher was talking about.
 Mr. Shine: Man, those things are really trucking!
 Bu7Z: A freshly ploughed skyfield with wind sprouts, this is how wind farming works.
 French Bread: It all makes sense! Wind power was secretly a liberal agenda to further the propagation of chemtrai- *ahem* Ah, let a bit of Alex Jones out there
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 dobbiesdoogs: this is your captain speaking, we're about to make like a tree and get out of here
 grizzly: Hello!
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 a robot: @kinggheedra Beard + beard = love
 kinggheedra: He made the right choice. That beard game...
 Uncle Phil: And everyone clapped. sth.txt
Image 162644   02-16-17 7:09pm   Views: 112651   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Beef Supreme: For that to happen, a large slice of aluminum would have to separate from the fuselage. You wouldn't be the only one falling to his doom.
 Lestrange: This made me laugh with a noise.
 Aemuli: Is this actually why people don't just flush the damn toilet? Because seriously, a phobia of this happening even on land makes more sense to me than just not doing it.
 fakeusername: better just leave this dump where it lies, for safety
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 Ronick: Scrub the launch
 Beef Supreme: Drop a perfectly sharpened #2 Dixon Ticonderoga into the abyss.
 Kynsman: OLOCO MEU!!!!
 Science: NAS-crack?
 Bartleby: Golf shirts were considered scandalous in the 60's
 WaffleIron: We have liftoff!
 enfanta: Was Frank's tail always that color?!
 petepuma: They should have sent a poet
 tritium: Where's the MTG ass-crack guy when you need him?
 WTF: He's acting like he's never seen one before.
 Mr. Butt: My god, it's full of stars.
 chhumphrey: Being a rocket scientist wasn't Ted's first career.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, I can see the moon from here!"
 SomeCanadian: Pounded in the butt by my lusty NASA co-worker?
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 zennoo: nice
 WaffleIron: The ciiiiircle of life humwinana humwinananana
 bug: Dang, that rabbit is REALLY good at making snow angels.
 Scoo: @Derp Herpigan Oh shit, I didn't notice that on my phone! Now that I'm at work on a large screen, it's obvious. D'oh!
 Knice: ...the Lord replied, "The time when you see no footprints, is when I swooped down and ate you."
 Derp Herpigan: Thank you, AllPosters, for this image.
Image 162551   02-16-17 10:09am   Views: 112591   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr. Shine: We met on Hammurabi's List.
 Kohapi: I bet their wrinkles perfectly fit together, like two ancient Lego bricks.
 Mr. Shine: We met on Hammurabi's List.
 Ulillillia: Celebrating their 30th birthday.
 Knice: I'd like to meet these people.
Image 162540   02-16-17 08:31am   Views: 117582   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Prostata: I did.
 Bu7Z: Beats fruit topped rape
 AverageJoe: if you want to ear yourself to death, there are better options
 Borkf: No I would not like cheese on that.
 Radstarboom: Subway footlongs are not a full 12".
 Psymon: Can you double wrap it?
 tokyopig: Only if that footlong has got some tasty meat balls. OOOOO!
 Bast Relief: Check, and DOUBLE check.
 Mexico: Should I wrap it or not?
 WaffleIron: They know what they're doing here.
Image 162296   02-14-17 11:31pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 WaffleIron: @Wet farts : I saw my very first man bun there. Good times, you get plus
 Robespierre: @Wet farts The whole bowler/beardo scene has moved over to BedStuy since then.
 Wet farts: @WaffleIron in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Back in the day... when the world made sense...
 WaffleIron: Taken such a long time ago, 2015.
 birdythemighty: Damn that's a tasty brew!
 Bill Rye: ...........ladies...
 Mexico: I'm just an ordinary guy who loves beer! I'm not a lady in disguise at all!
Image 162180   02-14-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 TurdFerguson: New Addams Family Shades of Grey looks weird.
 Zukero: Is she smacking her own fingers ?
 jochenau: Expelliarmus!
 Bu7Z: Kinda hot
Image 161906   02-12-17 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 petepuma: @KingTrebek possibly earlier
 Air Biscuit: @well duh youre like a kid that just walked into the middle of a movie.
 well duh: This makes me want to go bowling tomorrow
 KingTrebek: 2017-21.jpg
Image 161524   02-10-17 9:31pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 San DoDo: Yer a plane @Scoo
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Do a barrel roll!
 grizzly: @Scoo nice approach!
 Headoftheclass: @Scoo is that Afterburner you're playing during your approach? RAD.
 carpwoman: This is really awesome, @Scoo!
 Scoo: So this is me, on approach to Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Came across this yesterday and thought it was cool. Probably the closest I'll ever come to putting a photo of me up on the Spaceship!
 tokyopig: Mom always said I should cut my hair and stop wearing hoodies, so to get back at her I whittled away her retirement savings on expensive, inefficient flight training in a rainy location where I'm only able to get into the air maybe two times a week. Take that mom, I'm never gonna get that lisence, Ahahaha!
 grizzly: Thats alotta glass.
 scribbs: Don't sneeze.
Image 160932   02-07-17 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Scoo
 LKoroton: Before image
 Bu7Z: @jazzjunkie I like my romantic partners like I like my scotch, 12 years old and mixed up with coke. (Sorry, I know, so wrong. Blame jimmy Carr)
 lecj07: @jazzjunkie Strong, sweet, and full of cream?
 SomeCanadian: @jazzjunkie Burned beyond infinity and served at Starbucks for $3?
 hearsegirl: oh yeah, it's great coffee right now. but just wait until i squeeze them out my bunghole. people go crazy i tell you. they used to follow me around the jungle. Now I'm doing this gig for a while.
 jazzjunkie: @Knice Honestly, I'm stumped. Thought there would be a good angle on the whole jungle theme, or overpriced civet droppings. No inspiration has struck :-(
 White Rice: @jazzjunkie eaten by, then crapped out by a civet?
 Knice: @jazzjunkie Ground-up and in the freezer?
 Ulillillia: Trash panda got a buzz cut.
 jazzjunkie: I like my coffee like I like my romantic partners...
Image 161217   02-09-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    Scoo
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