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 Korrok: Wow, the competition is getting serious.
 tib gubb: mascot's getting big numbers in the polls
 ping: Where we're voting we don't need eyes.
 shitshow: @Science don't care, Rad. Always Rad for the Cause.
 Bluetocracy: Make Our Spaceship Great Again!
 trumpet: Thanks obama
 Science: Wow. That really picked up a lot of artifacting...
 Austin: He's got my vote!
 Magma Safe: Finally. A friendly canidate
 WaffleIron: Your radpublican candidate
Image 105890   05-14-16 5:09pm     Uploaded by    Science
 Korrok: @Science ...Nah.
 Science: @Korrok: Perhaps a compromise and run a joint campaign?
 Science: @CrustyDusty: Thanks - the font I found was similar, but didn't have the cant of the real AG font.
 Korrok: @Knice I know right, this might be a tough debate season.
 Bluetocracy: much Mascot very Aggro-Greater!
 shitshow: RAD. Do your part. Help make Agmerica Rad A'geeyin.
 Noremak: Vote Mascot, vote Korrok, vote Gentle Creature... So many good candidates out there.
 Knice: Make Aggro-gate again?
 Greek Fire: *SRIV Hail to the Chief remix*
 a robot: Need a party logo? #99672
 Knice: @Korrok We have a problem.
 square44: what, it's not great now?
Image 105872   05-14-16 4:00pm     Uploaded by    Science
Image AIV   05-04-16 07:41am     Uploaded by    Science
 Science: @Bolt Vanderhuge: THe kappa is actually pulling out the person's organs through their butthole. True story, that's what a kappa does. Even 300 years ago, Japan was weird.
 MassDefect: @Merlins beard No worries!
 Merlins beard: @MassDefect omg it worked! thanks
 Merlins beard: ew
 fanny: go on...
 MassDefect: @Merlins beard Throw a bunch of spaces after it. AG compresses the spaces but only after it does the character count.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: is that kappa grabbing butthole or vagina- this is important. it is for @science
 fidelcastro: ew ew ew ew
 hajjpodge: It isn't easy, being a witcher.
 Mr. Shine: Pounded In The Butt By A Kappa
 TFChicken: Don't remember this Scooby Doo episode
 Call Of Pooty: ughhhhhhh
 Minx: Boy, i said that if i ever find you with my daughter again, id make you pay!
 Merlins beard: Damnit, AG, what do you mean 'ew' is too short a comment? It says everything I had to say about this picture. But here you go. Long enough for ya?
 Knice: Bird-dude likes peanuts.
 Alkavarion: First I fall into this swamp, then spirits and demons steal my lucky buttplug! This is the worst day ever.
 Slamajama: Not into , how you say?, butt stuff!
 SomeCanadian: This porn is Japanese
 Ulillillia: This porn is weird.
Image 101828   04-29-16 11:47am     Uploaded by    Science
 habbekratz: im the [=] sticker
 Mr. Whiskers: God bless CT
 willowsprite: Bitch get that junk out of your window so you can see what's around you.
 LKoroton: Spongebob? I'd expect that from Squidward or Barnacle Boy
 Sadbot: They see me rollin, they hatin, tryna catch me ridin spongy
 duckfarts: the sign's there because they have no way of telling what the driver behind them is doing
 chhumphrey: So much for equality of cellphone users!
 thratchen: Aposematism describes a family of antipredator adaptations in which a warning signal is associated with the unprofitability of a prey item to potential predators.
 Grandmas Ghost: Please don't tap on the glass.
 Knice: I can't hear you; I'm going through a tunnel.
 Warrax: Side view #88699
 jochenau: That's not snow on the bumper, if the rest of the car is any indication.
 Warrax: Who lives in a pineapple in your vagina? SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
 a robot: Thanks for using your car as an advertisement of your horrible personality.
Image 88715   03-07-16 8:47pm     Uploaded by    Science
 your nana: bozo marx
 Joe Bird: In leaner times, Fire Marshall Bill does children's parties.
Image 87348   03-01-16 8:17pm     Uploaded by    Science
 Janston: Just Data and Lore, hanging out.
 Kess: Alas, poor Yorick...
 windmill78: He may be dead, but he's still getting head
 FeckingBirdsAgain: They told me I would never get a head in life
 KnowLifer: I'm the Kryten's main head!
Image 87289   03-01-16 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Science
 willowsprite: @Bone Loc spookkktacular? Spectretacular?
 johnnyc: racist
 Cami: They're CLANTASTIC!
 Ukulelemike: I wonder if they have a graham CRACKA crust.
 DrinkMixMan: I'm guessing I can't get them in chocolate
 hnnngh: Well, if it's any consolation you can act like you're a giant eliminating racism in the world and biting the heads off Klan members.
 dickbutt: Someone needs to call the KLANBUSTERS #87184
 Robespierre: Just pumpkin, not pumpkin spice? Hmmm...
 SoyUnPerdedor: They should have brought this to Anaheim instead, they probably wouldn't have been beaten up as bad
 nlx27: the lil pitchforks and torches are missing.
 Bone Loc: These pumpkkkin cheesecakkkes aren't spectacular. They're just all white.
 Bone Loc: Mmmm, pumpkkkin
 A duck: Strangely popular with Trump supporters for some reason...
 crudites: #justaryanthings
Image 87275   03-01-16 3:00pm     Uploaded by    Science
 a robot: Instant migraine
 ping: This mess with my head to the extent that I have trouble focusing on it.
 Skaalar: @Weather No.... No... Noooooo.... They're all terrorists. Also, poopyheads.
 Mr. Butt: Shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii -
 Robespierre: I remember that morning ... sorta
 KnowLifer: @Weather VS. @Science
 Ghabo: Steve Twoscemi
 hajjpodge: Batarians are people too.
 Weather: fuck you
Image 87227   03-01-16 10:09am     Uploaded by    Science
 BlarfyB: Piggy says you're next!
 Mr. Shine: "Rufus was laughing AT me, mother, not WITH me. That's why he had to die. I guess you could say he lost his head." *Maniacal laughter grows*
 Wet farts: Have a good caption for this one? No, no I don't.
Image 84395   02-18-16 01:47am     Uploaded by    Science
 funny in the wall: all these babies died from PFOA-induced illnesses
 PenguinBartender: I know it's not the main thing I'm supposed to be focusing on, but why do they all have faux-hawks?
 CrustyDusty: This. Stale babies are most annoying, I hate when they dry out and loose their flavor.
 Borkf: Early emoji in the blurb down the bottom there.
 willowsprite: Yes...more plastic means less waste...
 superpingpong: I see suffocation and death
 WTF: No dealing with spit-up or diaper leaks for those parents!
 Warrax: I wrap my children in cellophane to protect them from vaccines.
Image 84372   02-17-16 11:17pm     Uploaded by    Science
 Agamemnon Triforce: Looks like some anti-capitalist pageant.
 superpingpong: Looks like they about to kill us all. Creepy
 Headoftheclass: In Soviet Russia, Disneyland comes for you!
 Viles Davis: Welcome to Ukraine.
 Coolguy: Yeah, what's up with this Banksey and Dismaland? Kinda creepy
 NoRagrets: Season 3 of true detective is looking good.
 Warrax: In this crowd, YOU"RE the freak.
 Shay: Where The Horrible Things Are
Image 84278   02-17-16 4:09pm     Uploaded by    Science
 morakdais: I was blinded by this beauty
 Mexico: @carpwoman You're welcome!
 Scoo: Tooo rah loo rah looooo
 charlemagne: goodbye Horses, I'm flying over you
 carpwoman: @Mexico - NOW I remember where I know him from.
 Mexico: Eileen must've been really disappointed when he promised to slip into something more comfortable.
 Warrax: It must be on the inside.
Image 83183   02-12-16 9:00pm     Uploaded by    Science
 CrustyDusty: A late-19th century Pierrot... one of the most horrible things ever to come from Earth.
 BILL DOOR: DR. WHITEFACE IS HERE TO PUT ON A SHOW.
 Fishy: "When you're a clown."
 tacticaljay: Looks like he's successfully activated his pineal gland.
 Jaunty Shrimp: One singular sensation, every little step he takes!
 a robot: Is this a photo of @ J. Random Bozo?
 Mattixvii: Dammit, my Halloween costume has been done already.
 TFChicken: Bet he had a "Puzzle Basement"
 shitshow: Clowns. Not even once.
 Unbathed: I was sent in.
 Doing me a Frighten: Uncle stop
 Warrax: He looks fun.
Image 82934   02-11-16 8:09pm     Uploaded by    Science
 sumodrsn: Also latex
 a robot: That stork is terrifying
 afroking: If you came in cellophane, there wouldn't be a baby to deliver
 Chef Says: Microwave safe/Oven safe
 Agamemnon Triforce: I keep my dick wrapped in celophane. It's sexy.
 funny in the wall: aaaaand it's dead.
 Air Biscuit: *not suitable for use on children.
 fracking: Oh DuPont, you know better than this (I hope)
 a sedated moose: How is babby packiged?
 Knice: But if there's a hole in it, you might form a babby.
 dark.elf.raya: I bet this led to a lot of problems with people trying to repeat it for photo-ops.
 Joe Bird: Like SIDs!
Image 82829   02-11-16 11:55am     Uploaded by    Science
 Ulillillia: 1961 Gathering of the Juggalos
 eykei: I don't want to know what's on the clown's thumb...
 Korrok: Oh good, more nightmare fuel.
 hanky: Heya Georgie
 Magma Safe: ...and the boy was never seen again
 Horp Lello: Burn them both. The child is contaminated
 duckfarts: @Catcat: clowns being scary has always been a cold, hard fact
 Catcat: Back when nobody had seen 'It' and clowns being scary wasn't a maymay...
Image 63711   11-10-15 02:58am     Uploaded by    Science
 SomeCanadian: DERP DERP
 somedude: Picks you up... AIDS... but also you digest better
 Skinr: @Lousy AI: he "picks you up" and you're never seen again
 Lousy AI: They call him Ginger, and he's responsible for the disappearance of over a dozen women in the Ottowa-region.
 Mexico: He is a Satanic hellspawn who steals souls and ginger ale.
 hapi papi: Canada's answer to the India Pale Ale
Image 63662   11-09-15 9:17pm     Uploaded by    Science
 camellia: oh FUCK WHERES @Korrok
 whiplash: Not bad, legs too skinny tho. Would not hit it.
 duckfarts: LOOK AT HER
 duckfarts: look at the pretty lady
 discodisco: yeah thats not too creepy
 robocop: He's a grand old...
 Extreme Locorito: Unfunny...
 wwwdotcom: Tim Burton IRL
 Reddest of Necks: Come to the circus and see the worlds tallest nightmare
 JollyWell: Mrs. Slender
 Lousy AI: As you enter the Devil's Carnival you see a LEVEL ?? OH SHIT RUN GUYS RUN
 ch: You got trouble. That's a capital T and that rhymes with ... jesus god what is that
Image 63613   11-09-15 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Science
 Wolfechu: Made in England, from actual chest hair
 AverageJoe: Too bad beauty standards have changed
 Skinr: the limited edition is actually made from Sean Connery's shaved chesht hair
 FTCLTL: Damn, too late this year.
 Lousy AI: THESE ARE CLEARLY REPURPOSED MERKINS
 lizzz: Buy merkins made in 'murica!
 a robot: @Robespierre Just cut up the chest wig
 MyPasswordAintPassword: zazzer has no need for this.
 Robespierre: Where can I get a set of those eyebrows?
Image 62494   11-03-15 5:17pm     Uploaded by    Science
 Frank herbert: for only a dollar more I'll take the hand made one
 Robespierre: Mannitol
 Lousy AI: Jebediah took his time with his work. Sure, it might mean he'd be late to supper, but he'd rather feel a little peckish than betray the divinity of his gifts. Working his tools, handed down from his father to him like a dozen generations before him, he created the most intricate mosiac, crafting even reflections in the tiny dew drops on the flowers. His vision of Edgen was complete. He didn't know what the outsiders were doing with his hand-made teakwood fittings, but he hoped they appreicated what it was he did.
 Chronic Fatigue: Big deal, this just breaks up the chunks of baby powder, her nose still has to inhale all that shit. You want to be nice to your nose? Smoke crack.
Image 62479   11-03-15 3:58pm     Uploaded by    Science
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