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 piranharama: I'll have the crab burrito
 VeeKay: See the sign back there? Yeah? Get the fuck off mah property then.
 Jeffrat: Great now I got to go find my Ween albums.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dont be seeing me back!!! no!
 Amy Housewine: My eyes are down here.
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 happier: DEVO's video for "Satisfaction". RAD!
 Yurishiro: "If another coommercial interrupts my show...." "wwwwwrrrrrrennennnnnnnnnnn"
 WTF: @a robot I dare you to be!
 a robot: We can be stupid all night!
 mission2mars: Wendy O. Williams' father, spending a relaxing evening at his suburban home in the VHS Format subdivision.
 Hosebag: @Donut Oh, that's where you are wrong. So very wrong.
 Sage: Put down the chainsaw, and listen to me.
 Donut: That's not the remote control, honey.
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 AverageJoe: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
 Annoying Vegan : Yes, it's true. You ARE a good boy.
 Skaalar: "???"
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 Amy Housewine: I use 'reckon' (particularly "ah reckons" at the end of a sentence) and 'yonder' all the time.
 Catcat: *slow jazz plays in the background*
 Teechur: @Niels Bohr It would behoove us all to reintroduce these archaisms into the vernacular.
 Scoo: @Niels Bohr I reckon I use "reckon" all the time
 Borkf: @Niels Bohr I've been called out for using yonder in casual conversation before.
 fanny: @a robot ah! thanks :)
 a robot: @fanny #194293
 Bohab: A rare photo of the original, steam powered "friendly spaceship" being prepared for its debut at the 1893 Chicago world's fair.
 Niels Bohr: Welp. This'll hit a grand before lunch I reckon. Reckon, reckon and yonder are words we need to bring back in to the modern lexicon.
 fanny: I don't know the reference, but I like it!
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 Science: I have holes all over my yard, thanks to these two fleabags.
 a robot: Dogs R great
 redmonkey3: Laying in the dirt - being cool doggos!
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 SpaceCow: Now he's an anime character who goes around trying to convince every one that it's the Jojo family's fault.
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 Spazstatic: :
 DarkTeddy: Your pupper needs to be washed
 Wet farts: Gooby plz
 VoR: Breaking bad dog.
 KrazyKat: Your dog is still broken.
 ignatz: Bork/Off!
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 Micro Jackson: @LaeMi ex-ACK-ly
 generic: @Micro Jackson - Ack ACK ack ack!
 Air Biscuit: Hmph, i thought they just really didnt like birds.
 SpaceCow: "Don't run, we are your friends."
 Micro Jackson: Ack Ack!
 ch: here it comes we were warned
 Amy Housewine: Nah man Martians have tripods and say "Ulla". You've got it all wrong.
 Ulillillia: I'm club fucking footed you asswipe
Image 134505   09-28-16 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Science
 Joseph: Rad for Kuwahara bike.
 Borkf: @ch Going to school is also rad. And listening to your parents.
 chhumphrey: The 80's called, they want their meme back
 ch: do you know what else is rad it is staying off of drugs is rad
 Thyming: red*
 Thyming: Someone decent at photoshop, please make the read portion of his helmet the proper purple color.
Image 134086   09-26-16 11:09am     Uploaded by    Science
 SpaceCow: I'd say take the apple, it's much harder to play but that much more rewarding once it's mastered.
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 Grandmas Ghost: Twenty minutes later: #133065
 carpwoman: WTF. I fixed my comment and now it's showing up like three times.
 carpwoman: @ch = pineapple or knife?
 Micro Jackson: That's exactly what I was thinking
 ch: lo que es mas macho ... un platano o un acordeon
 a robot: I've seen Weird Al three times in concert, the third time he finally did this song and I was so happy, it's one of my favorites!
 Scoo: Squeeze box for scale
 thecraftywolf: nice name and post combo
 Peach: After hours of deep thought, normal Al was ready to choose. "The accordion! I'll take the accordion!" And that's when things got... weird.
 Bacon Train: this is a good one
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 WaffleIron: Now it's "100" with two lines underneath.
 Shay: Big Bird was dealing some serious drugs back in the day. Thankfully he's clean now.
 dobbiesdoogs: i miss trippy sesame street
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 Korrok: @ignatz Just the fancy ones during the holidays.
 ignatz: @Korrok Do you prepare all your meals with necrotising fasciitis?
 Korrok: It's great to be me.
 Wolfechu: "adorable"
 Beef Supreme: @Peter Pantsless A couple weeks later, when the egg sac left behind opens, a chorus of tiny spider voices chant 'Vote Korrok 2016' incessantly, until the undecided voter succumbs to madness.
 ignatz: @dtallon13 thats a lot of "opens"
 dtallon13: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
 willowsprite: Discovered on a dead guy
 John Singapore: They eat eyes, exclusively.
 Knice: Who's a cute little smiter of worlds? YOU are!! Oh, YESYOUARRRE...
 Peter Pantsless: It crawls on people at night and whispers "Vote Korrok" into their ears
 msmstud: "Drink of my eye, precious. You are a fuzzy eight-legged Prince, and my legacy."
 Mexico: I want one! We'll be bestest friends forever!
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 Urchin: @Jayfu Because you're a horrible person? Also probably not, because back then everyone was a horrible person.
 Jayfu: I'd be willing to bet a woman was driving.
 nointernet: go home car your drunkl
 Annoying Vegan : It has been hot lately.
 questionable: the car that literally couldn't even
 Musician: too tired to car
 Peter Pantsless: Benny the Cab, Sr.
 TurkeyVulture: Somebody shoot the poor thing. It's suffering.
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 NoRagrets: @A duck The more you know......thanks :D
 Science: @A duck: But continued to electrocute neighborhood dogs.
 A duck: @NoRagrets: And IIRC one of Edison's people working on x-rays died of radiation poisoning after spending a shitload of time around the machines, and it reportedly freaked Edison out to the point where he forbade his employees from doing any more x-ray research.
 A duck: @NoRagrets: Used to be a real thing. Like, instead of a still photo, you could see it in real-time. One of Edison's people working on x-rays noted that he got a "strange rash" after looking at his hand under an x-ray machine for a long time.
 Gargoyle: The family that x-rays together...
 Peter Pantsless: Guys it's a metaphor for the fact that they're about to bone.
 NoRagrets: That's what I want. A picture frame pumping X-rays into my exposed abdomen.
 ignatz: I want a science window too..
Image 114441   06-21-16 11:47am     Uploaded by    Science
 carpwoman: Ah, Minnesota....
 ssignature: Gilligan's Island II
 Mr. Shine: "How fasht was I going, Ossifer?"
 Tom Nob: you can't park that there.
 Minnesotan: Jesus walked on water and boated on land
Image 113083   06-14-16 6:09pm     Uploaded by    Science
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