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 Robespierre's Aggro-Gator

 mwoody: "So we just put the scroll in his mouth?"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: its ok there guy its our first time picking up a hobo for sex too.
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 Scoo: "Welcome to John's, sorry we have no john"
 Shay: The government shutdown is already taking its toll.
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 AlexDeLarge: @Donut I'm sure there are good people on both sides
 bug: @tokyopig I never knew it was possible to experience advertising envy until this moment.
 Dr Awkward: @tokyopig You're talking about a giant margarita, right?
 Donut: Nazi wife swapping is weird.
 Himesama: @tokyopig I get those too and I love it!
 Not A Bot: "I" is a subject, so no
 Robespierre: When America Was Great
 tokyopig: Also family bullshit I am going through right now I'd rather be forced off the plank into a pool of lime. arghhhh
 tokyopig: Living in Japan, the ads I get embedded here on the friendly spaceship are just as colorful. Right now there's a naked anime girl offering to bathe me from some sort of smart phone game.
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 Robespierre: No nudity detected?
 trelyate: REAL MEN
 Aufziehvogel: @tokyopig : you've got a bigger hous - so what?
 WTF: It's awfully red.
 wolfpk: It was his last day on the job, and he wanted to get back at his boss. What's he going to do, fire you?
 carpwoman: @tokyopig - Sure it is, Donald.
 tokyopig: Mine is bigger.
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 Not A Bot: If Steve Buscemi walks past does it explode?
 Teechur: Honey, I shrunk the ice cream trailers!
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 Mr. Butt: I think I'm in love....
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro *ring collapses*
 Yurishiro: In the Red corner, threehundredfortyseven pounds.. CLARA "THE IRONCLAD" THOMPKINS!!
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 Peter Pantsless: @Butcherboy YOU'RE LATE. MEEEEAAAT
 Butcherboy: You rang?@Peter Pantsless
 jochenau: Packed with original feathers!
 Peter Pantsless: MEAT
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 Robespierre: It's about a mile down to Badwater from here, @mrdiron - but you'll need projection, because it's about a half-mile horizontally as well.
 Side Boob: "I should buy a boat"
 Kaviri: Ow, my butt.
 mrdiron: "I wonder how long it would take my pee to hit the ground from here"
 Peter Pantsless: "I should start a band."
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 Lantry: that's not a job
 wolfpk: Weeeee
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 Wooden Spoon: Once unplugged from the machine farm they had to get Neo-Chicken back underground quickly
 Felicity: The Duc de Ventre says he will carry that schlupping sound to his grave
 Felicity: @Fiveninety This comment caused me to look it up. This *might* be one such video, but its smaller than I imagined so I wonder if its a special effect: N1SYTyAM8 (YouTube)
 Slerzy: Is this from the new Aliens movie?
 Kaviri: Packed in its own secretions!
 Fiveninety: in case you are wondering, yes, there are videos of cans giving birth to these things
 funny in the wall: @robespierre thanks! this did not disappoint
 apoxia: Oh dear
 Xeno: Canned whole chicken -- a product that for years I thought my grandfather was lying about existing.
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 Felicity: Turn to page 159
 DrinkMixMan: Okay, I guess I'll mark my calendar?
 addend: Mmm... double fingers.
 jochenau: das nasssssty
 wolfpk: And here is the chicken before it is cooked #227843
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 piranharama: Let me go fiend! I am the night! Put me DOWN!!!
 wolfpk: Yo man. I'm so high right now!
 apoxia: Where have its arms gone?!?!?!
 mrdiron: na na na na na na na na na na na bat doggo!
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 Greifer: instarad
 Slerzy: You remind me of the babe
 well duh: I have a friend who would totally wear that shirt out to dinner on the weekend, un-ironically, and think he looked good wearing it in this day and age. Sigh. Oh, and Rad for The Duke.
 Himesama: Beautiful man
 apoxia: Instant rad
 San DoDo: Major Tom FTW
 Ulillillia: Never let me down.
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 Robespierre: @jochenau And let's name out mascot Chance, the Golden Gila Monster - when gila monsters don't even live in the Mojave. And THEN let's get sued by the US Army for stealing the copyrighted name of their parachute team. The only thing that's NOT So Vegas about this fiasco is that they're actually winning games.
 Kaviri: Stop right there, criminal scum!
 jochenau: @Ulillillia Also let's give it a terrible name (Golden Knights, really?) and a nonsensical mascot!
 Side Boob: Our team sportses better than your team.
 Ulillillia: Here's an idea: let's put another hockey team in the middle of the desert
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 UseYourName: Which pokeman is this?
 Wooden Spoon: Jaunty!
 Felicity: Moo!
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 glenalec: The part of the brain that stores the start of the alphabet.
 Robespierre: @Bluetocracy Aye; 'tis true.
 Bluetocracy: part of my brain looks like that
 Felicity: 1/3 of a guitar
 Kaviri: Dendrites in black
 Robespierre: Not Gorey. Guess again.
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 Felicity: And now, James Burke shows us his poo
 Teechur: This telescope shows that something wicked this way comes.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Your future shows you having been eaten by owls"
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 Felicity: Pterifying
 Xeno: They both need haircuts.
 WTF: ... the hierophant we deserve.
 Shay: I almost phanted looking at it.
 antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."
 Amy Housewine: She looks very young to have achieved as high a rank as hierophant.
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