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 Robespierre's Aggro-Gator

 Cami: Is there anything in The Bluejacket's Manual about double entendres?
 AstoriaBum: @Hosebag By Edmund Wells, the well-known Dutch author.
 Hosebag: @eyebrowsonfleek A sale of two titties.
 eyebrowsonfleek: A Tale of Two Dicks
 Peter Pantsless: @KL1NGON I almost joined the Navy. I'm glad things turned out the way they did for me, but I still wonder what might have been
 Peach: A Ladybird 'Sleazy Reading' Book
 KL1NGON: This dude is going to treasure his memories of his time in the Navy, no matter how much he complains about it now. It's a good move and the adventures I had and training I got really set me up well for later life.
 sparename: Oh for Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy... Except they weren't, unfortunately.
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 whipwing: for real @hearsegirl
 DerMantis: A chorus of excited wheezing fills the air.
 prospector: Blew through a pile of cash in about 6 months by snorting coke and gambling every day and night (Addendum: No, I did NOT do this in Las Vegas; I was living in San Francisco at the time)
 hearsegirl: Lo siento
 Air Biscuit: Siesta
 Kniers: Kill... me...
 Horatio: El perrito muertado?
 Air Biscuit: Siesta
 fanny: estoy muerto por dentro
 WaffleIron: [HAT DANCE MUSIC]
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 Slamajama: Only issued after eating at Sizzler's megabar
 petepuma: Please hurry
 VoR: Permit this!…
 Fishy: Permission granted.
 Stonewyvvern: Poopy
 Air Biscuit: So thats why it wont come out...
 duckfarts: buddy, i don't need your permission
 mrwiffler: purple users...
 Scoo: I just had a huge burrito, guess it's time to see the county clerk's office.
 Ulillillia: Mmm, dump cakes.
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 Warrax: "Chief!?"... "McCloud!?"
 Supermansbrother: McClous was about an unfrozen cowwboy who helped a super constipated New York City detective solve crimes with the help of his horse.
 Trick Question: Burt Reynolds' musical career was short-lived
 ModelTRex: Upwind from Marlboro Country, I hope...
 DrinkMixMan: Welcome to McCloud Country
 qazwsx: is this a meme
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 Drunk Orc: Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men ...
 Christina: Backcomic.
 Air Biscuit: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
 Zukero: @Magma Safe The Shadow ! Great !
 Zukero: I can't remember his name, but that masked guy was pictured as Batman's mentor in an old comic I read.
 Magma Safe: The Shadow knows!
 Idontknowszz: Ok, so there's an oddly angled gun on a yellow table, and the midget getting robbed by a cowboy can't reach it in time.
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 Micro Jackson: I'll take one
 big h: Robbie the Robot popped up in several Hollyweird B sci-fi movies. his 2 antennae spun and he lit up like a juke box.
 CrookedCop: crouching human infestation. blugeon them with wooden sticks
 clabauter: The moment before bruce wayne knew he would be batman
 Coolguy: The end scene of last episode of Walking Dead season six... Or maybe to many Pena coladas to remember...
 TrollAscetic: danger!
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 gulpeg: who needs a rollercoaster - get on the expressway & floor it
 ping: Needs more gaffer tape.
 drtofu: His arm in going THROUGH the mattress.
 XLY: yassss
 CrustyDusty: Attempting to re-enact opening scene of Rango.
 Entertainmentalist: At least when the mattress becomes dislodged and falls out, his landing will either be cushioned, or it'll absorb some of the impact of the car behind hitting him.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Texas
 flo: The see me ridin', they hatin'! No they're not, what the hell were you thinking, *insert generic american name*!?
 WaffleIron: More of this.
Image 95398   04-04-16 8:00pm     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Shay: @Merlins beard I think it's suppose to say No THE Flash
 vincenzo: i will touch if i damn well please, fingers be damnd
 Angry Lobster: That's a huge cat, alright.
 hat thrab: That cat saw like 30 dicks a day before that sign was put up.
 Merlins beard: *no flashing
 Catcat: Hentai guardcat
Image 95220   04-04-16 01:17am     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 willowsprite: I'll move when I'm good and ready, m'kay?
 killerjunglist: Look buddy, youse needs a ride or what? Meow.
Image 95194   04-03-16 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Derpderp: We get it, you vape
 duckfarts: you must need a lot of gas for this car
 vincenzo: @Robespierre my dad used to have a 70s cougar, and goddamn that car was amazing.
 Robespierre: @vincenzo My uncle had a '69 Mercury Marquis Brougham. It looked a lot like this. It had a 429 cid motor.
 guest: gotta cover every time it rains
 Annoying Vegan : That car makes a lot of revenge farts.
 Albatross: I'm bad, I'm nationwide
 Amy Housewine: It's flammable, but any fires are put out by the rainwater collected in two big receptacles at the back.
 ur mom: this driver must have an enormous penis!
 werterland: @vincenzo But it's FLAMMABLE! Sounds dangerous to me!
 Scoo: Loud pipes save lives
 vincenzo: i want this car, i dont care how it makes me look I WANT IT
 DonkeyPuncher: Almost too classy for a Walmart parking lot... almost
Image 94351   03-31-16 2:54pm     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 sunset blues: Child abuse
 Grandmas Ghost: I am Robby Rotten, master of disguise...
 Grandmas Ghost: I am Robby Rotten, master of disguise...
 Gargoyle: Shazam!
Image 94317   03-31-16 11:54am     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 NuclearWinter: @saluted 54-46
 saluted: me also @NuclearWinter
 Micro Jackson: So many toots
 copunter: at this particular moment, nobody else has his number!
 copunter: you think I would take something, and give it to the police man? I wouldn't do that
 NuclearWinter: @Robespierre the soul of ska, my friend
 sunset blues: i hate you
 Robespierre: @NuclearWinter Funky Kingston, baby
 Robespierre: @Coolguy Nothin' better to do, at least until I get to work - I made my coffee kinda strong today
 NuclearWinter: Toots Hibbert on the spliff kazoo
 Coolguy: @Robespierre haha! Feisty this morning!
 Robespierre: @Coolguy Rather rare, actually...
 Coolguy: Is that Common?
 Robespierre: @skillet The Maytals
 skillet: Toots & what?
 Mr. Butt: Doots.
Image 94282   03-31-16 08:00am     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Robespierre: @A duck Ah, but Mexicanism is a CULTURE, not a RACE; so now we've come full-circle. @Drazil: If a candidate does not dismiss the support of the KKK out-of-hand, that candidate is a racist, or at the very least courting the racist vote. Have a nice day, and let the subject die - simply getting the last word in doesn't mean you've won. It just means you need a life outside of Trump-defending.
 A duck: @Drazil: that was in the speech that launched his campaign to the forefront, by the way.
 A duck: @Drazil: Ok, how about the time he said Mexicans were murderers, rapists, and thieves, and then added, "And I'm told some of them are good people."
 A duck: @Drazil: Trump supporter spotted
 A duck: @Drazil: He's gone past the usual dogwhistle racism into saying outright racist things.
 A duck: @Drazil: If you haven't heard Donald Trump say anything racist then you haven't been paying attention.
 Janston: Making tats great again.
 Derpderp: Local chump bumps Trump, is stumped
 Robespierre: He's being chumped. And now he gets to carry this reminder of that fact with him for the rest of his life.
 hex0: Would have been funnier as a tramp stamp. Trump Tramp
 Robespierre: @Drazil Give it up. The "it's a CULTURE, not a RACE" card's been played, and it's a loser. Have an exclusionary day behind your wall.
 jeffrey: no regertin this one ever haha
 Knice: I love a well-executed bad decision.
 VoR: shia labeouf?
 tib gubb: politics is too intuhlectual; vote for the guy who promises things will be like they were when i was a child!
 duckfarts: "so, what do you want?" "something i'll regret"
 A duck: "What has two thumbs and is a racist, insufferable fascist? THIS GUY!"
 VoR: That trump is going to linger
 Coolguy: 100% nope to that
Image 94250   03-31-16 03:00am     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Jaktai: All the white people have to stay outside the zoo fence and look in.
 elmstreet: Don't worry white people, heroic stormfrontors are on the case as we speak to rectify this horrible injustice.
 hex0: Racist if zoo
 Robespierre: @Mumbo Dingus You should be careful about saying things like that. Whenever I have in the past, I have certain commentors point out to me that they don't have all the freedoms the rest of us have even today.
 Dick Inspector: And now we're having bathroom issues again in the same states.
 Mumbo Dingus: This wasn't that long ago. Nice reminder.
 georgerino: and stay out
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 hex0: I can tell by the frilly neck that this is a young Ruth Bader-Ginsburg.
 Ulillillia: Why not taxi dancing, it's only natural?
 SomeCanadian: Is that Liz Lemon?
Image 94195   03-30-16 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Robespierre
 werterland: Does this make Kenny Rogers an analrapist?
 MassDefect: I would be interested in a book on anus-blowing mindsex.
 Gomi Day: "you can run you can hide never let it inside - keep livin' your life in the dark - but sooner or later that gentle persuader Is gonna catch up with your heart"
 big h: @Warrax don't forget what every farm boy secretly knows-that hen has a hole big enough to pass 2" eggs daily
 Poop van Pants: Is this real or a 'shop, Cuz I'm not sure what would be more disturbing .
 Turts: "My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you"
 Warrax: I don't want to know how the roast chicken factors in.
 hnnngh: Just dropped in to see what condition my colon was in.
 Knice: Know when to cornhole 'em, know when to fold 'em.
 Gargoyle: Take his word for it... After all, he knows all there is about music and chicken?
 nathan: Be natural harvest over there. chewie fu
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 CrustyDusty: @Robespierre: ...and that sound. Gotta have the sound.
 Micro Jackson: Needs more hailing
 Urn BooUrn: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 Robespierre: @Dr. Obvious But only if its eyes do that thing they do.
 Gentleman: want one of these.
 chhumphrey: All hail the Hypno-Toad
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 Robespierre: @Gargoyle No worries - I was just making a joke of it, but sometimes on the Internet it's hard to tell
 Gargoyle: @Robespierre I should not try to type and answer a phone at the same time. I suck.
 werterland: This picture makes me happy.
 Robespierre: @Gargoyle I'm appalled by the whole concept of her "dip(ping) the dog in pain."
 Gargoyle: Did she dip the dog in pain and let it walk on her dress?
 indolentia: girls just want to have fun.
 Ulillillia: Chihuahuas mostly.
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 Mexico: I'll do anything to keep the Wrigley Goblins away.
 tib gubb: truthin advertising
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