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 Prostata: there's a new Sharif in town, pardner
Image 266997   09-12-18 11:49am     Uploaded by    marxist
 DrinkMixMan: So do you think anyone responded to his meme on time to give him advice?
 Joseph: A fair amount of diggity.
 White Rice: @Prostata unless you're using Winamp.
 lecj07: Carl is pissed. Pray for a swift end.
 wolfpk: Get ready to use your windshield wipers!
 FormerLurker: @Prostata good. Because you should never, EVER fuck with an angry llama.
 Prostata: @FormerLurker I typed angry alpaca but i didn't like the alliteration. I know it's not the same thing. :)
 Butcherboy: Beware the coking alpaca-lyps
 FormerLurker: @Prostata true dat. This was an alpaca, though. Those you can mess with, just not too much.
 Prostata: don't mess with the angry llama
Image 266232   09-07-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    electrode
 Mad Collager: Poor guinea pig does not deserve this slight.
 dangerkeith3000: I stupid laughed.
 wooden boy: The real reason Trump's building that wall... to stop his hair from running away.
 Pop That Ponzi: that is not a hare.
 BabyVaccine: Too dark and thick to be Trump's hair. But it's carrying his sanity in the bindle.
 DOW: be free little one. be free and heal
Image 265686   09-04-18 09:18am     Uploaded by    carlin
 Prostata: a guineapig cozy!
Image 265469   09-02-18 9:46pm     Uploaded by    dragon horn
 BavidDowie: Jesus loves corn
 Micro Jackson: Cobs and cobs of cron
 dangerkeith3000: I love corn.
 Mad Collager: Amaize your friends!
 WannaBee: @Knice I was going to put Knice on his shirt, but I didn't like how it looked.
 Knice: O HELL YES
 Prostata: corn is good
Image 265027   08-31-18 06:47am     Uploaded by    WannaBee
 Fiveninety: @addend i am Lynx on FreeBSD on a mid-90's Compaq Presario in some retro-computing enthusiast's hoard-pile and sometimes jokes go over my head at first and i comment before thinking about them
 Spazstatic: Only 19 tabs? I have at least that many in 6 different windows, on 4 devices. 6 devices if you count my work computers.
 addend: @Fiveninety I am Netscape Communicator on OS/2 on a Gateway 2000 PC in an office suite between a strip mall and a motel. And I am ashamed. :(
 Fiveninety: @addend except IE in that era didn't have tabs
 SuedeOxford: Pls don't ask about my mind's browser history
 addend: You are IE on Windows 98 on a Packard Bell PC on a wobbly card table in the corner of a wood-paneled den.
 Sadbot: Get more RAM, then
Image 264841   08-29-18 11:47pm     Uploaded by    greg
 tib gubb: what, delusional hysteria? all the time
 Whatever: At least alien Illuminati from the future didnt take out a hit on that potential presidential candidate... or did they?
 Not A Bot: The friendly escape-pod.
 KingTrebek: I believe this is fake but mostly because I don't want to cope with it being real
 Fiveninety: i can print this image and use it as a coupon for free advil and tylenol, right?
 Sadbot: Sympathy Challenge Level: Epic
Image 264308   08-26-18 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Prostata
 FranzTrashka: @male anon hella true fun mom=best mom
 Mad Collager: Well, at least these stones aren't into scatophilia.
 Annoying Vegan : At least they are purdy.
 Whatever: May cause constipation
 raditzu: @male anon in Diablo maybe
 Dr Awkward: This is great. I might have to print off a couple dozen of these and post them around Sedona.
 Prostata: i hear the sharp pointy ones can cure hemorrhoids
 Robespierre: Green fluorite thinks "ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME"
 Spazstatic: Same.
 WTF: They do something but only if you're brave enough...
Image 260507   08-03-18 08:07am     Uploaded by    clueful
 White Rice: @Prostata oh, commenting on images before they're front page is easy. The numbers/pages go up before the front page is updated, so there's a window of images that are uploaded & viewable, but numbered beyond what the front page lists.
 Prostata: @werterland i noticed that some folks seems to be able to comment on images that are not yet visible on the front page yet. I assume it's a browser cache thing or something. You can click through the recent comments and get to them from there but not just by loading the page.
 werterland: Has anyone else been noticing pre-RAD-ed images? Or images that look like they haven't been rated either way, but when you go to rate, it says you already have? (This is definitely a RAD guinea pig, so I'm not complaining, I just find it odd.)
Image 259759   07-29-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Prostata
 Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!
 Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?
 Bagels: I'd rather watch a show about this adorable dog than a sponge
Image 258410   07-21-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Prostata: @cakefizzle I made the same mistake many years ago! I'm a lot more careful checking them now. :)
 Prostata: Momma pigger did well!
 Hyphae: @cakefizzle unfortunately, we also thought those guinea pigs were buttons...
 Scoo: "I made these!"
 cakefizzle: We thought her pen-mate was a girl, turns out we were wrong! Now we have 4 babies that are as cute as buttons!
Image 257218   07-13-18 7:05pm     Uploaded by    georgerino
 Robespierre: Pining for the fire escape
 addend: "We should buy a boat."
 Prostata: teddy pigger!
 sparenamelaptopdied: A coupla quid and tenpence
Image 257067   07-12-18 8:21pm     Uploaded by    grace
 Amy Housewine: Singer accompanied by the jazzcat immediately below.
 tib gubb: majestic as frig
 Robespierre: RrrEEEEEEEE-Ko-Laaaaaa!
 mexican: Happy Cappy.
 Side Boob: Yodel-Ay-Ee-Oooo
Image 254389   06-26-18 10:03am     Uploaded by    Prostata
 DerMantis: @grizzly this is why they hate us
 a robot: Just sign up for Tinder like everyone else
 Robespierre: Stella D'Oro used to make pretty good breadsticks - how did they get roped into doing this?
 dobbiesdoogs: there's no wrong time to eat them…
 grizzly: Scott Rogowsky
 barfolomew: That's about 50 a page.
 Mr. Shine: Desperate cry for attention?
Image 252333   06-12-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    Prostata
 copunter: finally, a job for infinite bees that is not nick cage based (:nickcage)
 Nothing: We went to high school together
 Spazstatic: What's the translation?
 Air Biscuit: *does an interpretive bee dance
 Stumpwiz: Yeah, I can make honey, baby. Let me come inside. -McKinley Morganfield, AKA Muddy Waters.
 square44: No. The researchers are pulling a fast one.
Image 251536   06-07-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Prostata
 trelyate: napybara
Image 249160   05-24-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    Prostata
 GTA VII: why? @Side Boob
 Jaunty Shrimp: Obviously he's an H.R. PUFF n'Stuff afficianado
 Robespierre: FLOOFY KILLER
 Side Boob: Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
 VeeKay: Pallas Athena
 tib gubb: fine, you're big-boned. jeez.
Image 248778   05-22-18 02:15am     Uploaded by    grid
 tib gubb: not to mention the cheap undocumented labor
 wolfpk: + EPA, FDA, CPSC, FLSA and probably more
 Sadbot: Hey, regulate all you want, but good luck getting children to wear their PPE
Image 248052   05-17-18 7:58pm     Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 Prostata: @Air Biscuit i don't think he would be tasty
 Air Biscuit: @Prostata not food?
 Prostata: Since folks are posting fish. This is Deano, a fish friend.
Image 246151   05-06-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    Prostata
 Mr. Shine: Mini-man or Mega-doggo?
 dangerkeith3000: Attack of the 50 ft. Dog
 Micro Jackson: Who's a big boy?
 Scoo: Boop!
 Sadbot: Artorias and Sif in a better timeline
Image 240696   04-03-18 1:03pm     Uploaded by    Prostata
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