A bukkake in every pot and a hover board in every garage
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90518Poop van Pants: A cone of searing flame shoots from your fingertips. Any creature in the area of the flames takes 1d4 points of fire damage per caster level (maximum 5d4). Flammable materials burn if the flames touch them.
savvoy:@Spazstatic You have doomed us all Spazstatic: I found a tool case at work a couple years ago with a 3 digit lock, apparently nobody knew the combo or knew what was in it. First thing I tried was 666 and it popped right open. Poop van Pants:@robocop nope, that's real. I actual took the pic while waiting in a check out line . Was I the one that put that combo on tumblers ? maaayyyyybeeeee Joseph: Try HAHA. I'll bet you $5 that's it. robocop: photoshopped Peter Pantsless: AG cracks down on offensive language Pizza: SHIT
msmstud:@questionable -- "C'mere baby, I'm gonna *strike* you into next week. And when your friend's done watching, I'll give him a *spare*. Roll me, you know you want to." questionable:@msmstud -- Wut msmstud:@questionable -- Later they're going to a weird club with girls in bowling ball costumes. questionable: man, I like bowling as much as the next guy, but this is too much SomeCanadian: Upon further inspection, the Kyoto Tampons were a poor name choice. SomeOtherCanadian: One on the left is rethinking this decision Knice: They look absorbent.
tib gubb: this is how we take care of shit on my street! John Singapore: They smoke cock in dough? petepuma: gimme all your dough Science: Say "Barney" again, muther fucker! I dare you! I double dog dare you! ignatz: whadaya mean you deleted all your cookies?
gary:#144965 back you go friend Poop van Pants: You may be high, but you'll never be Miley Cyrus eating pizza by a tree high static xyz:@sparename Same XLY: Pixie Pizza delivers by the slice Borkf: Is that Miley Cyrus? willowsprite:@hajjpodge the Pretty Prince of Parties, that is. ThatGuy: Drugs is a hell of a drug hajjpodge: Pancakes? Was this a party at Prince's house? TFChicken: There is a lot going on here, where to start... questionable: is this an anime thing? is this a new fetish? I...I just don't...I can't tell what's real anymore... *starts sobbing* Knice: Grimes? sparename: Isn't that Auntie Grandma going down on Pizza Steve? savvoy: Worst case of passenger-side sunburn I've seen in a while Gomi Day: please don't post my photo on the internet without permission
winwolf: I'm uploading gators now just to make @Derp Herpigan do shots. WaffleIron:@Peter Pantsless@Mattixvii@Derp Herpigan : Or until we all get banned from uploading Peter Pantsless:@Derp Herpigan soon as we hit 500, presumably Mattixvii:@Derp Herpigan as many as it takes I guess Derp Herpigan: So how many more gator pics before @luxuslurch can upload again?
Mad Collager: You! Fatso! Get away from our fish! Trick Question: Wow. That took me a minute--nice work. morakdais:@A duck that is a lye SomeCanadian: If these are supposed to be paleo-humans, then it's probably accurate. A lot of megafauna had a bigger range in the 10,000BC range. This could be Egypt, the Tigris-Euphrates area, or the Indus valley. A duck: Brave fishermen catching lutefisk BlarfyB: Diaorama shows an exciting new take on the Sea of Galilee.
Poop van Pants: I thought candling was for your ear ? trelyate: Pounded in the Butt by Yankee Candles Turd Ferguson: Whatever you do, don't fart. Or do. But just enough. dobbiesdoogs: "no, no, this isn't what i wanted at all." -- newly appointed panama canal handler
Natch: me also @Teechur! Frank herbert: Ugggh. Summer. Teechur: Trash panda says, "Thanks! Oh, and the bird feeder's empty again." Jayfu: Washin mah nuts, biatch!
Trick Question: at the very least you'd think he'd realize it makes it look smaller by comparison Science:@White Rice: The Finnish Lahti L-39 had skids for use on soft ground and snow. Also, anything can use more dakka (and red paint.) White Rice:@Penultimate Grunongo ...I'll take two. Penultimate Grunongo:@White Rice Those are shoulder straps, it's not a rifle, it's a jump pack. Whatever: Just in case those squirrels or bunnies try to attack... Yam:@Peter Pantsless Shoulda had a tank rifle then, shouldn't you? Jeannie C: I think it is a 20mm anti-tank gun from WWII. In the sixties, you could get one in the crate for $100. White Rice: I can't tell, is that an odd, bendy bipod, or did he put little sled runners on his gun? Either way, needs more daka. Bob Buttwhiskers: votingfortrump.jpg DeepReddishBlue: I don't know much about guns, but I imagine that thing has an impractical amount of recoil. Sadbot:@duckfarts Yeah, hunting tanks in Eastern Europe circa 1940 TFChicken: I call him 'Tickles' duckfarts: I NEED THIS FOR HUNTING Peter Pantsless:@Yam one of those things almost took ME down...the crapmobile, not the gun Yttermayn : BillyBob don't like his neighbors much... Yam: Pft, firepower like that and all he took down was a '97 ford explorer... weak Cami: compensation.jpg Peter Pantsless: Not gonna be much left of that deer to mount... balloonKnot: Say hello to my little friend
Whatever: What a dick head drilldo: Agreed @Knice Larfles: That's not natural, BUT OAK EXPRESS IS. Teechur: This Hellraiser reboot looks weird. Knice: Splutnik SunWukong:@sparename lucky bastard? sparename: Anti-bukkake, what's the word for being covered in fanny-batter?
Firm Buttocks: I want to say why in the hell did they make an action figure of Codpiece, but I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth Trick Question: DD? He's barely an A-cup. Supermansbrother: He was a Doom Patrol bad guy, defeated by Coagula, I think. SomeCanadian: Well if Korrok says so I should probably do so. Korrok:@SomeCanadian That's the seal of one Danger Dolan. He has a YouTube channel, 'Planet Dolan'. I recommend you check it out, it's funny and informative. Musician: It looks like a record player spindle - 2X the fun! Penultimate Grunongo: Is this cannon? Amy Housewine: Subtle phallic imagery. msmstud: Orgazmo...and Chodeboy! Ulillillia: Coooock rooocketttt! msmstud: Heh, his head looks like a foreskin. grizzly: Dick dude! Peter Pantsless:@Firm Buttocks holy shit, you're right. His name is Codpiece and he's got a Looney Tunes spring-loaded boxing glove in there Firm Buttocks: Wasn't this guy in Rachel Pollak's Doom Patrol? SomeCanadian: Double D?!? Count me in.
Trick Question: Dickshot makes it to third base, but gets picked off before going all the way! Yttermayn : "Johnny, how'd you get your name?" "I don't want to talk about it." Lestrange: Pittsburg Ass Pirates Headoftheclass: "Shhhh...whatever you do, don't say it within dickshot of Johnny." msmstud: I'm a Dickshot man. How about you? grizzly:@Peter Pantsless that dude had one hell of an arm. Peter Pantsless: Good thing he's not a pitcher
Futurepants: Goes great with an ice-cold Bepis. Suburbanmom: I prefer beatos Suburbanmom: Dollar store snacks are awesome werterland: You guys are going for those other chips, so I've got all those Alooz to myself! trelyate: and I'll wash it down with a healthy glass of malk DeepReddishBlue: I'm more of a Lies kind of guy Urchin: After eating all these Detos I really need a good detox lasagna: chicken wings chips? Sadbot: I prafur Chetoos fanny: Detos r delicious Thelter: oma daa its da detos! Ulillillia: I'll have the Rofles.
Mr Bleak: Look, I *know* it's called a blow job, but... Magma Safe: The only way he could reach the trigger is with a VERY close friend ThatGuy: The Queef-O-Matic 5000 is still in early prototyping Thelter: wouldnt... wouldnt a leaf blower just... end up making a mess once youre finished midnightmosesuk: I'll give this a go the next time I feel like having my dick launched over the roof of my house. Agamemnon Triforce:@sparename that's as may be, I hope his bladder doesn't rupture. Borkf: Don't these sometimes shred as well? Knice:@copunter Hahah! :D Stanley Pain:@winwolf Whrrrrrrffrrrrrrlllltttttt Stanley Pain: The real question that begs answering. Has she gone from suck to blow? winwolf: I want to hear the sound this thing makes. SomeCanadian: Try this one weird trick women don't want you to know! sparename:@Agamemnon Triforce but it's a blower, his dick will be sticking out of his arse Agamemnon Triforce: Your foreskin is going to be 12" long after you try this. copunter: queafblower Galacta: There's at least fourteen ways this could go badly. Knice: For when #98022 is in the shop. VoR: It's small but this has A&E written all over it
Poop van Pants: The arrow for stupid penguins at the bottom points to the RAD button . Does that mean we are all stupid penguins here ?? hajjpodge: "Libertarian's Wet Dream" is probably the only accurate thing on this map besides Jesus and Meth. ThatGuy: ARKANSAS WITH A BEACH!! Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!! Mr. Butt:@Cami by their powers combined.... Cami: Meth and Jesus.. Together, unstoppable! tib gubb: ninety percent unreadable... great work. Mr. Butt: Well, if I have to be exposed to racist bullshit, I'd like it to be microscopic racist bullshit
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A bukkake in every pot and a hover board in every garage