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A bukkake in every pot and a hover board in every garage

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angry: this makes me want to shit
Peter Pantsless: @ignatz hahahaha
Colty Brumb: Now, which lesson did you miss?

Image 125085 08-13-16 3:31pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

ping: It's rare that you see one of the Nazgul this close up.
Agamemnon Triforce: First thy want my money, then they make me a green. Fuck you AG.

Image 123682 08-06-16 9:26pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

savvoy: @Spazstatic You have doomed us all
Spazstatic: I found a tool case at work a couple years ago with a 3 digit lock, apparently nobody knew the combo or knew what was in it. First thing I tried was 666 and it popped right open.
Poop van Pants: @robocop nope, that's real. I actual took the pic while waiting in a check out line . Was I the one that put that combo on tumblers ? maaayyyyybeeeee
Joseph: Try HAHA. I'll bet you $5 that's it.
robocop: photoshopped
Peter Pantsless: AG cracks down on offensive language
Pizza: SHIT

Image 122361 07-31-16 04:26am Uploaded by Poop van Pants

msmstud: @questionable -- "C'mere baby, I'm gonna *strike* you into next week. And when your friend's done watching, I'll give him a *spare*. Roll me, you know you want to."
questionable: @msmstud -- Wut
msmstud: @questionable -- Later they're going to a weird club with girls in bowling ball costumes.
questionable: man, I like bowling as much as the next guy, but this is too much
SomeCanadian: Upon further inspection, the Kyoto Tampons were a poor name choice.
SomeOtherCanadian: One on the left is rethinking this decision
Knice: They look absorbent.

Image 121986 07-29-16 06:47am Uploaded by Poop van Pants

tib gubb: this is how we take care of shit on my street!
John Singapore: They smoke cock in dough?
petepuma: gimme all your dough
Science: Say "Barney" again, muther fucker! I dare you! I double dog dare you!
DOW: whadaya mean you deleted all your cookies?

Image 121846 07-28-16 3:03pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

gary: #144965 back you go friend
Poop van Pants: You may be high, but you'll never be Miley Cyrus eating pizza by a tree high
static xyz: @sparename Same
XLY: Pixie Pizza delivers by the slice
Borkf: Is that Miley Cyrus?
willowsprite: @hajjpodge the Pretty Prince of Parties, that is.
ThatGuy: Drugs is a hell of a drug
hajjpodge: Pancakes? Was this a party at Prince's house?
TFChicken: There is a lot going on here, where to start...
questionable: is this an anime thing? is this a new fetish? I...I just don't...I can't tell what's real anymore... *starts sobbing*
Knice: Grimes?
sparename: Isn't that Auntie Grandma going down on Pizza Steve?
savvoy: Worst case of passenger-side sunburn I've seen in a while
Gomi Day: please don't post my photo on the internet without permission

Image 121714 07-27-16 8:54pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Albatross: @Vinochet but can she jump like a willy's in four wheel drive?
Vinochet: She can play a Cajun rhythm,
a robot: Ga-tair
Derp Herpigan: *takes a shot

Image 120749 07-22-16 8:26pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

winwolf: I'm uploading gators now just to make @Derp Herpigan do shots.
WaffleIron: @Peter Pantsless @Mattixvii @Derp Herpigan : Or until we all get banned from uploading
Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan soon as we hit 500, presumably
Mattixvii: @Derp Herpigan as many as it takes I guess
Derp Herpigan: So how many more gator pics before @luxuslurch can upload again?

Image 120671 07-22-16 1:47pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Mad Collager: You! Fatso! Get away from our fish!
Trick Question: Wow. That took me a minute--nice work.
morakdais: @A duck that is a lye
SomeCanadian: If these are supposed to be paleo-humans, then it's probably accurate. A lot of megafauna had a bigger range in the 10,000BC range. This could be Egypt, the Tigris-Euphrates area, or the Indus valley.
A duck: Brave fishermen catching lutefisk
BlarfyB: Diaorama shows an exciting new take on the Sea of Galilee.

Image 120396 07-21-16 01:09am Uploaded by Poop van Pants

tib gubb: i knew it

Image 120079 07-19-16 2:47pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Poop van Pants: I thought candling was for your ear ?
trelyate: Pounded in the Butt by Yankee Candles
Turd Ferguson: Whatever you do, don't fart. Or do. But just enough.
dobbiesdoogs: "no, no, this isn't what i wanted at all." -- newly appointed panama canal handler

Image 119623 07-17-16 01:47am Uploaded by l0dan

Natch: me also @Teechur!
Frank herbert: Ugggh. Summer.
Teechur: Trash panda says, "Thanks! Oh, and the bird feeder's empty again."
Jayfu: Washin mah nuts, biatch!

Image 119643 07-17-16 05:48am Uploaded by Spray Tan

Trick Question: at the very least you'd think he'd realize it makes it look smaller by comparison
Science: @White Rice: The Finnish Lahti L-39 had skids for use on soft ground and snow. Also, anything can use more dakka (and red paint.)
White Rice: @Penultimate Grunongo ...I'll take two.
Penultimate Grunongo: @White Rice Those are shoulder straps, it's not a rifle, it's a jump pack.
Whatever: Just in case those squirrels or bunnies try to attack...
Yam: @Peter Pantsless Shoulda had a tank rifle then, shouldn't you?
Jeannie C: I think it is a 20mm anti-tank gun from WWII. In the sixties, you could get one in the crate for $100.
White Rice: I can't tell, is that an odd, bendy bipod, or did he put little sled runners on his gun? Either way, needs more daka.
Bob Buttwhiskers: votingfortrump.jpg
DeepReddishBlue: I don't know much about guns, but I imagine that thing has an impractical amount of recoil.
Sadbot: @duckfarts Yeah, hunting tanks in Eastern Europe circa 1940
TFChicken: I call him 'Tickles'
duckfarts: I NEED THIS FOR HUNTING
Peter Pantsless: @Yam one of those things almost took ME down...the crapmobile, not the gun
Yttermayn : BillyBob don't like his neighbors much...
Yam: Pft, firepower like that and all he took down was a '97 ford explorer... weak
Cami: compensation.jpg
Peter Pantsless: Not gonna be much left of that deer to mount...
balloonKnot: Say hello to my little friend

Image 118763 07-12-16 7:03pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Whatever: What a dick head
drilldo: Agreed @Knice
Larfles: That's not natural, BUT OAK EXPRESS IS.
Teechur: This Hellraiser reboot looks weird.
Knice: Splutnik
SunWukong: @sparename lucky bastard?
sparename: Anti-bukkake, what's the word for being covered in fanny-batter?

Image 118732 07-12-16 4:26pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Fiasco: I am very much seeing what it is you have done over there my friend
Alkavarion: Ayyyyy!
Bluetocracy: Abu Dabi? Yeah, you dabi!
Headoftheclass: Back atcha!
Peter Pantsless: Chill as fuck
caesar: Shit yes

Image 118720 07-12-16 3:26pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Firm Buttocks: I want to say why in the hell did they make an action figure of Codpiece, but I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth
Trick Question: DD? He's barely an A-cup.
Supermansbrother: He was a Doom Patrol bad guy, defeated by Coagula, I think.
SomeCanadian: Well if Korrok says so I should probably do so.
Korrok: @SomeCanadian That's the seal of one Danger Dolan. He has a YouTube channel, 'Planet Dolan'. I recommend you check it out, it's funny and informative.
Musician: It looks like a record player spindle - 2X the fun!
Penultimate Grunongo: Is this cannon?
Amy Housewine: Subtle phallic imagery.
msmstud: Orgazmo...and Chodeboy!
Ulillillia: Coooock rooocketttt!
msmstud: Heh, his head looks like a foreskin.
grizzly: Dick dude!
Peter Pantsless: @Firm Buttocks holy shit, you're right. His name is Codpiece and he's got a Looney Tunes spring-loaded boxing glove in there
Firm Buttocks: Wasn't this guy in Rachel Pollak's Doom Patrol?
SomeCanadian: Double D?!? Count me in.

Image 118712 07-12-16 2:47pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Trick Question: Dickshot makes it to third base, but gets picked off before going all the way!
Yttermayn : "Johnny, how'd you get your name?" "I don't want to talk about it."
Lestrange: Pittsburg Ass Pirates
Headoftheclass: "Shhhh...whatever you do, don't say it within dickshot of Johnny."
msmstud: I'm a Dickshot man. How about you?
grizzly: @Peter Pantsless that dude had one hell of an arm.
Peter Pantsless: Good thing he's not a pitcher

Image 118710 07-12-16 2:31pm Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Futurepants: Goes great with an ice-cold Bepis.
Suburbanmom: I prefer beatos
Suburbanmom: Dollar store snacks are awesome
werterland: You guys are going for those other chips, so I've got all those Alooz to myself!
trelyate: and I'll wash it down with a healthy glass of malk
DeepReddishBlue: I'm more of a Lies kind of guy
Urchin: After eating all these Detos I really need a good detox
lasagna: chicken wings chips?
Sadbot: I prafur Chetoos
fanny: Detos r delicious
Thelter: oma daa its da detos!
Ulillillia: I'll have the Rofles.

Image 117947 07-08-16 3:26pm Uploaded by rennis938

Mr Bleak: Look, I *know* it's called a blow job, but...
Magma Safe: The only way he could reach the trigger is with a VERY close friend
ThatGuy: The Queef-O-Matic 5000 is still in early prototyping
Thelter: wouldnt... wouldnt a leaf blower just... end up making a mess once youre finished
midnightmosesuk: I'll give this a go the next time I feel like having my dick launched over the roof of my house.
Agamemnon Triforce: @sparename that's as may be, I hope his bladder doesn't rupture.
Borkf: Don't these sometimes shred as well?
Knice: @copunter Hahah! :D
Stanley Pain: @winwolf Whrrrrrrffrrrrrrlllltttttt
Stanley Pain: The real question that begs answering. Has she gone from suck to blow?
winwolf: I want to hear the sound this thing makes.
SomeCanadian: Try this one weird trick women don't want you to know!
sparename: @Agamemnon Triforce but it's a blower, his dick will be sticking out of his arse
Agamemnon Triforce: Your foreskin is going to be 12" long after you try this.
copunter: queafblower
Galacta: There's at least fourteen ways this could go badly.
Knice: For when #98022 is in the shop.
VoR: It's small but this has A&E written all over it

Image 117884 07-08-16 07:31am Uploaded by Poop van Pants

Poop van Pants: The arrow for stupid penguins at the bottom points to the RAD button . Does that mean we are all stupid penguins here ??
hajjpodge: "Libertarian's Wet Dream" is probably the only accurate thing on this map besides Jesus and Meth.
ThatGuy: ARKANSAS WITH A BEACH!! Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!!
Mr. Butt: @Cami by their powers combined....
Cami: Meth and Jesus.. Together, unstoppable!
tib gubb: ninety percent unreadable... great work.
Mr. Butt: Well, if I have to be exposed to racist bullshit, I'd like it to be microscopic racist bullshit

Image 115557 06-26-16 8:07pm Uploaded by Mr. Lizard

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