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 Borkf: "It's Furio-SAH" That's the right film isn't it? Harry Potter and the Dude with the Flaming Guitar?
 yev: from this leg position she has a better chance to shoot an exhaust pipe behind her back than a tory mp she's looking at
 BavidDowie: I assent to be your prisoner
 CastleBravo: Hell NO, I won't dare comment! YOU do it!
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 piranharama: @Wooden Spoon I too learned this, and how to "sled" on ice in power armour.
 Wooden Spoon: "Fins"
 Wooden Spoon: this book taught me that if I'm going to lean against a hydrogen ice boulder in deep space I should make sure that my radiator find don't touch the ice, or I'll blow everyone to hell.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau A lot of them are not in the best condition, but to be honest I kinda like them that way
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless I'm gonna be super pissed if they sold those without getting new editions. The entire point of a library is to hold on to the old, good stuff. You can look at the new crap anytime at Barnes and Noble or whatever.
 piranharama: Damn, I really like that cover for this book!
 Warrax: Good series of books.
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt I'm glad you think so. My local library had a sale where they sold all of their old books; I bought out their entire sci-fi section, and this was one of the prizes. Another one was a first edition of "The City and the Stars." I also got first editions of all the "Foundation" books and most of the Disc- and Ring-world books...for less than $100. Assholes didn't even know what they had. I made out like a bandit.
 tokyopig: Yeah I really loved this book... but at the same time I think its really lame that anything Haldeman or his generation farts out these days get so much blind praise. You see I feel very strongly about fiction, which is why I changed careers to Engineering and drink whiskey.
 Mr. Butt: This is magnificent.
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 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Your idea sounds awesome. A library, of sorts. But just think about, all those assholes, and then...fuck it, I'm tired. Y'all know what I mean. Godspeed @enfanta; you' I like you
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless "You've never been to a stupid, worthless aggregator site?" It's entirely possible that I have but I didn't know that's the name for it. I imagine an aggregater site would be a kind of warehouse of images, each carefully tagged so I could switcherino to my heart's content. As I haven't done that yet, I guessed that I've never been to one.
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta I actually don't properly know what that is. I don't use social media, unless you count AG.
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless Does Pinterest count?
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Wait, what? You've never been to a stupid, worthless aggregator site? You've never mistakenly clicked on a link you shouldn't have? You've never let curiosity get the best of you? I don't believe it
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless well, now I have to Google "image aggrogater site." I've just been going to all my favorite sites individually. Pfft!
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta I found it on an image aggregator site and just thought it was funny! I didn't do the research
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless wait, YOU posted this image! How did you find it if not on Amazon?
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless well, he IS a "cat lover." 0o
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Whoa whoa whoa wait, is that real? If so, this is SUPER creepy! Is "Osenlund" the last name of...the DOG? Did he marry them? But wait..."and a dog, who shall remain nameless." But you just said his name was Chase...Okay, this is way more fucked up than I have the capacity to understand. Man, fuck my cat joke, right?
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless HA! I had it backwards! "About the Author Brandon Schultz is a lifelong cat lover who has lived with more cats than people and loves to cook. He is the author of The Taco Revolution, and his cat, Lucy, allows him to share her apartment in Brooklyn, New York, along with their dog, Chase. Lucy Schultz-Osenlund is a seasoned food taster and invaluable sous chef who prefers water glasses to bowls and loves the sound of can openers in use. She is particularly fond of ice cream and is notoriously vocal with her strong opinions. She is 5 1/2 years old and lives in Brooklyn, New York, with a human and a dog, who shall remain nameless."
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Typically, at least in the US, the married name comes second. Lucy is married, but her spouse's name is "Osenlund" and her maiden name is "Schultz"
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless I think she just hyphenated her maiden and married name.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny The names lead me to believe that this was written by a brother-sister team, which somehow makes this even creepier
 jochenau: Precisely zero of those meals look healthy for cats.
 enfanta: @fanny the cat is named Brandon.
 carpwoman: @Mad Collager - Bwaaahahaha! YOU win the internet today!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I see someone trying to slurp spaghetti noodles with their cat here.
 Mad Collager: @WTF Because someone will not shut it.
 ch: @WTF that is the pie window so everyone can tell what jagoff flavor the pie cook (or "piook") selectorated
 fanny: Lucy Schultz-Osenlund is a strange name for a cat.
 ch: mittens you're doing three-dimensional spacetime wrong MITTENS
 Zampano: @WTF that's a good question. Especially because your average run of the mill crazy cat lady, is a lady
 WTF: Why does that pie have a hole in it?
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 Hosebag: Snake eyes.
 Snake Jesus: How did it end up like this / It was only a hiss / It was only a hiss
 Mad Collager: Got your nose and brow ridge!
 Lestrange: Kissy snake wuvs you
 A duck: @SunWukong: No bitey, snek! No bitey!
 Otterman: Mmmwaa! Big kiss!
 Noremak: @Amy Housewine Instructions unclear...
 Amy Housewine: Snoot-to-snoot boop attempt went wrong.
 VoR: I am not enjoying this.
 Jabberwikket: Stay on target, STAY ON TARGET !
 Aemuli: Aww, i love you too Mister Snuggles. Now please let go of my face
 SunWukong: Why you headbutt Snek?
 Knice: Boop!
 a sedated moose: Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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 Mr. Shine: His power level is over 9000!!!
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot their feet seal the deal…
 a robot: Seriously, image search "cassowary" and you'll understand how dinosaurs evolved into birds.
 Prostata: where's Godzilla when you need him?
 Scoo: This is the last thing you will ever see before your gruesome death
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 Starky15: Still can't breath properly. Even with pupper gills
 Air Biscuit: (Underwater nose dribbling)
 Jaunty Shrimp: Only a very special creature can be seen alternately as a manatee or a croissant
 Sandor: Pugatee
 Ironass: It's a seal pug.
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 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?
 Peter Pantsless: @Beef Supreme @Eleftheros Hard to tell from the outside, but this one is actually a Stellarator; the Wendelstein 7-X in Germany, to be exact
 Beef Supreme: "We're finally done assembling the Ikea Tokamok, and with only three pieces left over."
 Lestrange: Valve lessons in plumbing school
 hearsegirl: Now THAT's an everything bagel!
 ignatz: In search of the perfect donut
 Hosebag: My GF's vibrator is broken again.
 Eleftheros: "Dude, brah, it's your turn to hit the tokamak."
 SunWukong: Developing nuclear fusion. Which would be handy.
 Zampano: Im not sure what kind of workplace that is, or what that is, but it looks either fun or terrifying, and definitely nothing in between
 Sheikhjahbooty: And now we throw in the sacrifice, lest the paricle gods withhold antimatter from us.
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 enfanta: Dog's grinning because he plans to crap on every single pink thing Zsa Zsa owns.
 fanny: We have complete opposite dogs back to back here. (and is that Zsa Zsa? so beautiful!)
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 Beef Supreme: Earth first! We can strip mine the other planets later!
 Bu7Z: @Nope I think mine would be just on the horizon, on the right, towards the bottom somewhere...
 DrinkMixMan: There she is. Mother to all rad pictures.
 Nope: I cant see my house from here.
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 Robespierre: @Sadbot The operative word was "maybe." I looked up a tailor there once - it was an intense, uptight experience. Imagine what it would be like today if it had been allowed to survive? Go to Chungking Mansions in Kowloon TST if you want to see a tiny scale living version of KWC.
 Skaalar: This seems like a healthy place to live.
 winwolf: SimCity was fun.
 Teechur: Wall-E's been busy, I see.
 Lestrange: I find your lack of patios disturbing
 Sadbot: I wish it hadn't been demolished, I always wanted to live in a cyberpunk slum with no regulations and maybe access to a bathroom
 Peter Pantsless: Kowloon Walled City
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 werterland: Pooping in the woods is the one part of camping I could never handle. Luckily, I'm a girl, so I don't poop.
 Teechur: I don't like that the WCs are so close to the fuentes (fountains) and the rio (river).
 addend: May I borrow your farming tools? I have to "go".
 jochenau: tr: "bury your poops = fewer flies + health"
 apoxia: Very descriptive.
Image 167026   03-11-17 11:47pm     Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Teechur: Wait, where did the photographer stand?
 Peter Pantsless: MARS OR BUST
 Dan Tagonistic: Kerbal Space Program won't be the same now I've put that image in your head
 tib gubb: this would be on earth if it weren't for the robot friends
 jazzjunkie: Is it friendly, though?
 Dan Tagonistic: Space dildo
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 Peter Pantsless: @fanny That channel has the whole show, btw
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless that was amazing! thanks for the link. (and there were sooo many reasons to watch the whole thing :)
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny… Found it! Battle starts at 6:20 but there's no reason not to watch the whole thing
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I couldn't find one, but the DVD is called "Live at The Quick." It's ten bucks on Amazon… Too many "how did you even do that?" moments to list
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless that sounds amazing. i'll have to see if i can find that clip. (and that was very interesting about the shoes, i had no idea.)
 Rat-Butt: Do something about that shirt!
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Wooten, not Fleck.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I have a Bela Fleck DVD where he did the previously discussed Michael Jackson lean thing whilst battling with a tabla player, of all people
 fanny: @Mr. Butt Amen!!
 A duck: This is my guitar. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I must master it like I must master my life. Without me, my guitar is useless. Without my guitar, I am useless.
 Mr. Butt: Victor Wooten is superhuman.
 DragonWagon: All of those hands and he still doesn't have his fingers on the right chords.
 Knice: You're gonna need eight hands, Nephew.
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 Skaalar: Aww yiiiissss...
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 SpaceCow: Why was it made with a permanent ball gag in place of a mouth.
 whiplash: Robot twerking is the worst kind of twerking.
 Micro Jackson: That shiny metal ass tho
 EvilOtter: I demand my robot washroom attendant wear a full tuxedo.
 a robot: Being a space-waiter orbiting Saturn wasn't the most glamorous of jobs, but at least I had some small pleasures, like taking the time to smell the space-flowers
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 tib gubb: really puts it into perspective
 redmonkey3: I don't know how this makes me feel & that makes me uncomfortable - not voting... well executed, though.
 Hosebag: We are gathered here on this day, to remember all those brave men who gave their lives to keep China British...
 enfanta: Those who play soldiers never mourn them.
 duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]
 Mr. Shine: I absolutely agree @hearsegirl
 hearsegirl: i love star wars but i just can't rad this. i feel it's kinda disrespectful to real actual veterans, dead or alive.
 Meow: Wait, didn't he force-choke all these guys?
 Ulillillia: Ani, are you okay?
 Sadbot: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited planets.
 Aemuli: This makes me strangely uncomfortable.
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 zennoo: my fox post didnt even break 700 :'(
 raditzu: So? What did that fox say?
 Peter Pantsless: @KingTrebek It was really hard to pick one image out of the set
 redmonkey3: @KingTrebek - thank you; "bunny island" also sounds fun
 KingTrebek: are you all aware of this "fox village" in Japan? grilledloinwww.boredpandaburgerzao-fox-village-japan/
 enfanta: Behold the stone on which I plant my fox.
 Prostata: skritchy skritchy!
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian What the fox were you thinking?
 SomeCanadian: Looks like he has at least one fox to give. (I'll see myself out)
Image 163309   02-20-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 enfanta: Ugh. I hated it when the dentist said I had to wear headgear.
 Peter Pantsless: The "adventure mask" used during the filming of "Hardcore Henry." Basically they threw this thing on a few acrobats and had them almost kill themselves until they had enough footage for a movie. Good news; it worked!
 Aemuli: Do you want to play a game?
 sparename: Early versions of Simstim were a little obtrusive
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 a robot: @Sheikhjahbooty Terrible! *ba dum tisss*
 XLY: Thats a lotta snoot to boop
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Hosebag How does he smell?
 Hosebag: My dog has no nose.
 Lestrange: Latawnya, the Naughty Capybara, Learns to Say "No" to Drugs
 Prostata: now that is one happy capy!
 Knice: *puts hand over heart* I feel ya, Capy. I feel ya.
Image 161069   02-08-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 ChubbyBuddy: Who's That Pokemon?
 SpaceCow: He wouldn't be wearing body armor if he didn't expect trouble.
 hearsegirl: aww bless. look at its wee ear.
 CapitalismMeow: Armored Squirrel!
 SomeCanadian: It still boggles my mind that these are real. Is this one real? Still can't decide.
 Prostata: pangolin!
Image 161031   02-08-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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