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 Prostata: pupper is pooped
 Air Biscuit: @NO JOKES but then youd have to carry him back.
 NO JOKES: Wish my dog would do this, he makes me walk forever!
Image 262591   08-16-18 01:54am   Views: 26686   Uploaded by    pawsies
 dangerkeith3000: Drink more water. He might be into it.
 a robot: That's nice, dear.
 ChubbyBuddy: roll with it
Image 261576   08-09-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 VeeKay: React to this: You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.
 PenguinBartender: Its your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. Inside that wallet is a condom, but you don't use it. Why?
 Eleftheros: Do Androids have wet dreams of their examiners?
Image 261231   08-07-18 5:40pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Air Biscuit: Its like they dont want to be eatn...
 AlexDeLarge: @tib gubb Monsanto world
 Teechur: Thith would pith me off.
 Dr Awkward: @Yam Why dont you throw yourself a pithy party?
 tib gubb: in what kind of messed up world is this okay
 petepuma: i'm just here for the pithy comments
 Amy Housewine: The gestating lemon is contained within a surrounding of albumen before it is hatched.
 dangerkeith3000: How am I gonna make lemonade out of this?
 jochenau: There's probably more actual lemon in her nail polish.
 Yam: I actually like to eat the peel of lemons (not just the zest, the whole thing)
 redmonkey3: Color coordination in image is color coordinated
 Prostata: more and more lemons you find at the store are like this. finding decent lemons should not be that hard!
 Peter Pantsless: When life won't even give you proper lemons
Image 260060   07-31-18 1:21pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 sparename: Don't skip tyre day
Image 258374   07-20-18 11:26pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 fanny: factshorn
 Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.
 Mr. Shine: But it IS treatable.
 Sadbot: Hey, my personality, looks, and crippling anxiety aren't a medical condition! Well, maybe the last one...
 million laffs: Fair enough
 Scoo: This is what incels actually want to believe
 PenguinBartender: @logono It's a part of the United Nations Organization. UNO WHO.
 logono: According to WHO?
Image 257981   07-18-18 2:05pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 TurkeyVulture: Dad bod.
 lecj07: He then looked to his wife and said "You're welcome."
 WTF: Taking after his old man, the baby has already starred in 341 movies since his birth two weeks ago.
 Bohab: We shall call her "Pebbles"
 Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"
 Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock
Image 257912   07-18-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 VeeKay: No thanks, I've got leukopenia.
 Robespierre: Slendercat looks slender
 Yam: @Psymon Yeah, around week 8 the melanocytes in the eye begin producing more melanin which changes the colour of the iris,
 Psymon: Is eye change color usual for cats?
 tib gubb: still got it
 crunchymush: Highly elegant and majestic.
Image 257140   07-13-18 10:15am     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Science: Sorry Tony - the prop department screwed up.
 VeeKay: Attack of the red arrow
 wolfpk: Cougar
 Liar tuck: Kid loves Stark stuff, she wears old merch to bed. EZ
Image 256930   07-11-18 11:03pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 petepuma: @well duh foolproof.
 Niels Bohr: @ThoughtlessGentleman @grizzly Once, I was at a party, and I wanted to go to the host's bathroom to rinse my hair. In my head I knew that's what I was going there for, but all I actually said was, "May I use your bathroom?" and when he jokingly said "No" I said "OK, I'll use the kitchen sink" and started walking towards the kitchen. Everyone shouted at me to stop, except for one person who knew me and guessed correctly that this was a hairrelated thing
 Unstableton: The Love Toilet
 Robespierre: Laurel & Hardy twa-lettes
 Otterman: This is hell
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @grizzly YESSSS!!!! i enjoy a good sink piss.
 well duh: The buddy system.
 grizzly: I'm pissing in the sink.
 dangerkeith3000: Now you can hold hands and poo at the same time.
Image 256862   07-11-18 3:40pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Hyphae: @grizzly tis true, the facial expression does carry that serious, yet confused, air that is so typical of the 'mid-poopy' process
 grizzly: @Hyphae the first picture could very much be mid-poopy.
 Hyphae: Before poopy / after poopy?
Image 256297   07-08-18 12:54pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Ironass: Quick! Throw in a SCUBA tank and shoot it!
Image 255987   07-06-18 06:46am     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Air Biscuit: @Killed By Death what kind of treat were you using?
 Killed By Death: I wanted so bad to give that pupper a treat through the gorilla glass of my phone, it cracked.
Image 255129   06-30-18 8:41pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Knice: A quick lil backfist will set things right.
 Mr. Shine: Nice elbow rest.
Image 254490   06-26-18 9:37pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Robespierre: @Hokie333 Database updated; thx
 Hokie333: @Robespierre Birmans have white toes. This looks like a Himalayan (Siamese+Persian).
 Robespierre: Burman? Anyone?
 Mexico: @Annoying Vegan Your assessment is correct.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mexico It is a good cat and a pretty cat.
 Mexico: Analysis complete. It's a cat.
Image 254217   06-25-18 08:40am     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Mad Collager: Me: "See ya later, alligator." Him, "Cheerio!"
 Mr. Shine: Ayyyyyy!!
 Not A Bot: i can hardly tell them apart
Image 253358   06-19-18 4:58pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 raditzu: "YOU" pay, sure...
 Science: Do you know why popcorn is banned? I worked at a college and the students would put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 10 minutes on high and just walk back to their rooms. Damn things would catch fire and set off the smoke detectors all the time.
 Telkwa: Entitled much?
 necronomicon: @addend hard to see with button without a red circle
 Fiveninety: so fish is ok?
 wolfpk: I worked at a place that after the thrid time someone burned popcorn and set off the fire alarm, microwaving popcorn was banned!
 Air Biscuit: Good thing these are... krackelkernels. Theyre totally different.
 Teechur: Who the hell listens to Blue Hula Hoop anyway? We want Red Hula Hoop!
 addend: But... but... "popcorn" button.
 Nope: Free university for all!
 Knice: :'-(
Image 251215   06-05-18 7:58pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 E. HONDA: wow, is this a Chuck Close cat portrait
 a robot: @Amy Housewine Ah, it all makes so much sense now :D
 Amy Housewine: @a robot I thought that's what the username was there for. Put the word 'pawsies' underneath the image as a verbal signifier of pawsies at the end of legsies.
 a robot: @Amy Housewine Except that we can't SEE them, we just assume kitty has them
 Amy Housewine: Good username/image, too.
 Amy Housewine: Soulful
Image 250492   06-01-18 11:58am     Uploaded by    pawsies
 Robespierre: @DrNinjaman Well, yes; a roll of the dice is always nice
 Fiveninety: @Entertainmentalist seriously.. and does the seller do gift wrapping?
 jochenau: Leave the doors open. Entropy dictates that over time, the concentration of crickets indoors should reach equilibrium with the concentration of crickets outdoors.
 Entertainmentalist: Okay, I'm now trying to think of people it'd be hilarious to have a box of 1000 live crickets shipped to.
 Brain: @Joseph lol I read "open the caged dude"
 Joseph: You have enough tarantulas to buy 1000 crickets,so just open the cage dude.
 DrNinjaman: Three words: Free Range Tarantula
 younglink: 1. Cricket is an awful game. 2. Tell them it's their turn to clean the toilet they will disappear immediately.
 Robespierre: Two words: Shop Vac
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I could have seen the look on his face!
 sparenamelaptopdied: You need Calcium and Vitamin D, oh, hang on - that's for getting rid of Rickets
Image 247660   05-15-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
 ThoughtlessGentleman: theres an elaborate prank afoot here.
Image 246687   05-09-18 6:58pm     Uploaded by    pawsies
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