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 Robespierre: My patent's gonna make me BILLIONS.
 Mad Collager: Put brain in dark, think of nothing, to achieve optic Nirvana.
 Warrax: Eye'm gonna sit right here.
 Dr Awkward: Eyes-fishing.
 dobbiesdoogs: dammit, i lost screw k, fucking ikea abominations
Image 193269   07-25-17 01:27am   Views: 91379   Uploaded by    Never AFK
 jazzjunkie: That is a dangerous mushroom to try to get high on
 a robot: I want that briefcase
 Donut: Trip?
Image 193218   07-24-17 8:27pm   Views: 113930   Uploaded by    Never AFK
 redmonkey3: @Ulillillia - at least it wasn't the one with flashing lights that can be towed around
 Ulillillia: I regret getting Dad that changeable letter board.
Image 192637   07-21-17 8:59pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Mr Shifty: Not ethically you can't. Treat or gtfo.
 a robot: I could use some happy pills.
 Meow: not if you can't catch me
 Skaalar: I wanna be...
Image 189536   07-06-17 07:49am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity yeah it does. I loved that show.
 piranharama: Is that Trump getting splashed over there next to the hot tub?
 Felicity: Reminds me of Tom Goes to the Mayor
 Bluetocracy: @dangerkeith3000 It's kind of like the human centipede, only with cocaine.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 Having fun, apparently.
 dangerkeith3000: Uhh...what is that guy doing to the chick that's bending over?
 Robespierre: The new Twenty'teens version of Splashwater Falls.
 SpaceCow: Deep down, Ted suspected this was the beginning of the end for Lehman Brothers.
Image 187007   06-23-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Bubo: This pic's currently on display in Liverpool, between the Albert Dock & Liverpool One, as part of an open-air exhibition of US involvement in WW1. Well worth a look.
 Prostata: Oh nevermind it's trenches dug for WW1. Wow. Thats cool
 Prostata: Karst environment. there's evidence that stream is a collapsed cave. Rad
 Zampano: @Nopetology not if i give your mom dozens of children first
 Nopetology: At last! The human race has hope. This is the valley on Antares 9 where we will start our new interstellar colony. I will give your mom dozens of children, and together we will populate the entire planet.
Image 185770   06-17-17 07:27am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Teechur: And it will remain that way until I get there.
 Felicity: (Stanley Stupid. Tom Arnold.)
 trelyate: so is the present
 Air Biscuit: But when is it?
 Peter Pantsless: It freaks me out
 sparename: But it was nice when I went..
 Mr. Whiskers: I SAID NO SPOILERS!!!
 Winterneuro: Perhaps. But since its coming no matter what, I say buckle in and enjoy the ride.
 tib gubb: you have an important message from captain obvious
Image 184225   06-09-17 1:48pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 El Barto: ALL OF THE NO!
 Meow: I think your makeup tutorial went awry
 Teechur: So, you say you met her in a cemetery in Guanajuato, Mexico? Nice...
 addend: You had me at "Hemmhmuhh".
 Theta Zero: @dobbiesdoogs #nofiIter
 Theta Zero: You might want to invest in some moisturizer.
 dobbiesdoogs: let's try again....#nofi1ter
 dobbiesdoogs: #noswitcherino
Image 182539   06-01-17 03:07am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Demon Universe: "...It's so horrifying that it's very existence is void in your memory, but people do notice it."
 SpaceCow: "I;m slathered in petroleum jelly.
 RiderFan: That humidity... Must be Florida.
 Peach: Try as I might, I simply cannot notice your face.
 Chest Rockwell: Wipe the fingerprints off your lens.
 Cami: Did you notice the fire?
Image 182166   05-30-17 12:37pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 apoxia: If this happened where I lived the city would close for at least two weeks.
 dangerous dave: Just a typical May evening in northern Minnesota.
 tib gubb: still has to show up to work
 Wet farts: *shuts door, grabs another beer*
 Moe Burt: Just standing there won't clear the driveway, lady.
 Side Boob: Just close the door and go back to bed
Image 178802   05-13-17 3:55pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 GabrielFarage: is this the Rank system?
 addend: (Buys new paperclips.)
 tokyopig: Didn't the enterprise give birth to one of these things in season 7?
Image 176429   04-30-17 11:48pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 apoxia: Is it supposed to be upside down?
 a robot: ...what?
 ignatz: jamoys
Image 175238   04-24-17 5:42pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Yeah, but if I try to use my willy on a 1980's-vintage amber-text WYSE terminal, they call the cops
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : They do, but now the pen is called "finger". We did away with the unecessary bit. You can also use your (or someone elses) willy.
 tib gubb: good job with the lighting there, cameraman
 Robespierre: @Scoo All computers did ... for about 12 minutes, and we missed it.
 VoR: ...jokes have taught me that tipex is next
 Teechur: I told you not to use White-Out!
 Scoo: When I was a kid, the local library used computer terminals with light pens that both scanned barcodes as well as allowed on-screen interaction. I remember thinking that they were the COOLEST thing EVAR and in the future, all computers would have them.
Image 174235   04-19-17 10:48am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Mr Bleak: I wish it was twilight, so I didn't have to look at 'em.
 Cami: Downtown rocks!
 piranharama: Vanpires!
 Peter Pantsless: This van sucks
Image 173247   04-14-17 01:10am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Vinochet: actually, we say neyn
 Aemuli: Same
 Whatever: Is there something wrong with saying "no" yet?
Image 173235   04-13-17 11:48pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Mad Collager: Not wanting anyone else to notice, Harold syruptitiously ate his shoes for breakfast.
 VoR: Off the floor more like
 Zampano: Now I know why they call them waffle sole shoes. Fun fact: Nike co-founder Bill Bowerman was having breakfast with his wife one morning in 1971 when it dawned on him that the grooves in the waffle iron she was using would be an excellent mold for a running shoe.
 Butcherboy: Sole food
 Spazstatic: 3/10 syrup was pretty good, so was the staff, but the waffles were awful.
Image 172183   04-08-17 12:38pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 sumodrsn: Looks like it shat itself when it hit.
 XLY: what a dirty bird!
 a sedated moose: It looks like a sea turtle!
 Zukero: Gotta sacrifice yourself to save your friends.
Image 171369   04-04-17 02:28am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 wolfpk: He is airborne but his grappling hook is still being deployed. Did he just jump off and hope he hooks something?
 Jabberwikket: Holy Highschool Batman! Catwoman is just not that in to you, so No, she doesn't want to go to the dance.
 Warrax: Now to go put a "no girls allowed" sign on the batcave.
 karmakat: and i will not share my toys with you. and you are not allowed to talk like my friends...and i still had my parents...I WOULD TELL THEM!
 tib gubb: shut up batman you know you want her
 ch: also where did his hand go batman where is your hand batman
 ch: who ever said comics were written for children
 San DoDo: Cryman to the rescue
 Mexico: We both know you'll never quit me, Batman.
Image 170862   04-01-17 12:00pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 enfanta: I now dub thee "dork."
 dobbiesdoogs: this pleases the nerd
 sparename: Saying "Eye Dew"
Image 167356   03-13-17 7:48pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 KingTrebek: I remember when I first realized I was incapable of generating electricity...
 Peach: Hell is for real
 duckfarts: whoa, it's the howard the duck remake
 redmonkey3: I like the invisible baby proof latches
 questionable: crawling in my skin / these wounds they will not heal
 whiplash: Plug and play?
 jochenau: Better keep #165747 away from the baby.
 Bu7Z: In my work I often lick a cable to see if there is voltage on it, but not mains voltage... Also why is a baby testing cables?
Image 165746   03-05-17 06:37am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
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