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 jazzjunkie: I approve of this musical selection.
 Skaalar: It must be very nice in the tiny box that separates you from the rest of the experiences in the world.
 Chest Rockwell: Better than being at a shopping mall.
 Robespierre: Than doing what?
 Dr Awkward: I'm pretty sure this guy is Rob Thomas.
 Zukero: I don't.
 VeeKay: Highly specific, if true.
Image 227554   01-18-18 10:37am   Views: 59463   Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Teechur: Dogwood? Can't tell by the bark.
Image 226667   01-13-18 6:59pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 apoxia: Surely the purchaser can burn their own pizza post delivery. Unless this was a prank pizza.
 Ulillillia: urat?
Image 226665   01-13-18 6:49pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Wooden Spoon: Wait, are the lap dances gluten free or are only gluten free couples allowed?
 dangerkeith3000: Harry Sachs
 Mad Collager: Okay, but please don't give me a dancer with a package.
Image 225080   01-05-18 1:09pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Robespierre: This trailer for "Wilford's Dream" is Rad.
 Greifer: Diabetes in 2...1...
 Ulillillia: It's pretty big...I guess...
 WaffleIron: We're gonna need a bigger knife
Image 224219   12-31-17 9:40pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 DrinkMixMan: *Sai*
 jazzjunkie: The sai is an effective deterrent to anyone sneaking tastes or hovering around without actually helping.
 Mr. Skeltal: Don't even lie, you know you couldn't resist getting some immediately after this picture
 crunchymush: She's a keeper!
 Mord Tingies: What am I seeing here? She shits bacon, so that's where the spatula is?
 livelovebarf: Then she should be cooking it in the oven.
Image 224041   12-30-17 10:09pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Kaviri: Op, stab!
 Felicity: That looks like a Red Robin restaurant
 Ulillillia: Oh snap
 flowers: It's even pronounced stahp in Dutch.
 Soy Peso: FYI to non-Dutchies it means something like "on the go" or "going out".
Image 223876   12-30-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Mr Bleak: @Teechur I prefer "Crazy Killer" myself.
 Mr Bleak: @chemical It will, eventually. When the last backup of the last font file is ritually destroyed by fire, and mankind can finally be free.
 Teechur: @Fiveninety There's a ransom note typeface for that.
 Felicity: And notice that these are mistakes *not* made by the person who used Comic Sans.
 Felicity: Please dont use a hyphen instead of an em-dash, and please dont use Random Capitalisation for Emphasis. You are a nationally-chartered trust company, not a taco stand.
 Fiveninety: this is actually an acceptable use of Comic Sans.. unacceptable uses would be: company policies, complaints to HR, press releases, legal documents -- you know, official stuff.. it's perfectly ok for a note, personal sign or death threat.. although for death threats, i really prefer the ol cutting letters out of magazines and pasting them thing
 FabricMan: Please don't font-shame your coworkers. They can make their signs in any typeface they like
 chemical: The Anti-Comic Sans circle-jerk is never going to end, is it?
 Kevin II: Fuck the person who left the bottom note. Some people are so stupid.
Image 223237   12-26-17 5:40pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Felicity: Palms are sweaty, arms are heavy
 tib gubb: to enhance your regretti
 Spazstatic: Maybe get a microwave safe bowl
 SpaceCow: "You could stir it and continue heating but you won't. I hold all the power here, human!"
 Dresdenkeogh: There is vomit on my sweater already
 Air Biscuit: Shame if some of it were to... BUBBLE OUT OF YOUR CONTAINER AND MAKE A LITTLE MESS!
Image 223127   12-26-17 02:07am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 CheezGrater: If you cover her mouth, she looks like she's seconds away from stabbing someone.
 apoxia: Dynamic.
 Nope: nailed it tho
 Scoo: Spend hours making your hair look like you just woke up on a stranger's couch
 sergeant: "Say no more"
 Capital: In the UK and other places as well she's the driver.
Image 222917   12-24-17 11:45pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 blendedtwice: I love the smell of commerce in the morning!
 Rev80: Back when the only item in the International Food aisle was saurkraut
 Knice: @bug Eh, its a living.
 bug: *ahem* I mean, uhh, welcome to Trader Joes!
 bug: You evolved as hunter-gatherers, but this is your life now, citizen. Consume. Work in order to consume. Run the race. Run until you are dead.
Image 221751   12-18-17 8:03pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "I wish you were beer!"
Image 219530   12-07-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Chest Rockwell: I hope dragging the basket makes the same sound the table made in Men in Black.
 El hefe: Life, hacked.
 kornisjon: Pretty smart, actually.
 VoR: Oh. Price cuts.
Image 219460   12-06-17 5:21pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 VeeKay: Dear Jughead: I do not think you understand the meaning of the word 'agape'.
 Felicity: @jochenau Thats just Jughead. He never opens his eyes
 jochenau: What is wrong with his eyes?
 Ulillillia: Same
 tib gubb: round is a shape
 Jabberwikket: Real pizza has curves
 Amy Housewine: The shape is a circle.
Image 218795   12-03-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Spazstatic: @E. HONDA eh, they have a wax coating, I'm sure it's fine.
 E. HONDA: you might not want to try this with the folded paper boxes
 El hefe: Life, hacked.
 Haute and sweaty: We've come a long way since Gummo.
Image 218764   12-02-17 10:58pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Sadbot: @Ulillillia Football players and boxers at least have the excuse of repeated blows to the head, but Rodman is just like that
 Ulillillia: Dennis Rodman once tweeted that when he visited North Korea, he hoped to meet Psy.
 glenalec: @Gazden - from Mongolia. Like Ghengis.
 Greek Fire: North Koreans are just hungry South Koreans.
 kate2point0: With all of Snickers new commercials, I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually the biggest advertisements known to man.
 Gazden: I need to know what a war mongler is. I know what warmongers are, but the monglers are new to me.
Image 218549   12-01-17 7:58pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Robespierre: Scragglier than most.
 Catcat: Sir, your dog asploded.
 dobbiesdoogs: where will you be when diarrhea strikes
Image 218211   11-30-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 uncannie: And then when puberty happens, she won't shut up about it for 50 years.
 alborland: My daughter is 8 and is being miserable because she has not seen Peabody and Sherman yet, is this what your daughter wanted too?
 ironmaiden: YOu put my diary on the internet?! I HATE YOU!!!!
Image 215885   11-17-17 5:58pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 UltraBeverly: She has mastered sparkle fingers to a degree I can only dream of.
 Shay: The Lesser, LESSER known member of the Jackson family.
Image 215109   11-13-17 4:40pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Not A Bot: I think I paid less than that yesterday for 2 five topping large pizzas at pizza the hutt
Image 214377   11-09-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
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