Aggro-Gator posts a new image every 5 minutes. To upload an image, register an account and log in.

 Never AFK

This user's ranking is   Skilled user



Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 66262
XP needed for green ranking: 36802
XP needed for yellow ranking: 14878

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

 Never AFK's Aggro-Gator

 apoxia: Is it supposed to be upside down?
 a robot: ...what?
 ignatz: jamoys
Image 175238   04-24-17 5:42pm   Views: 83898   Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Yeah, but if I try to use my willy on a 1980's-vintage amber-text WYSE terminal, they call the cops
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : They do, but now the pen is called "finger". We did away with the unecessary bit. You can also use your (or someone elses) willy.
 tib gubb: good job with the lighting there, cameraman
 Robespierre: @Scoo All computers did ... for about 12 minutes, and we missed it.
 VoR: ...jokes have taught me that tipex is next
 Teechur: I told you not to use White-Out!
 Scoo: When I was a kid, the local library used computer terminals with light pens that both scanned barcodes as well as allowed on-screen interaction. I remember thinking that they were the COOLEST thing EVAR and in the future, all computers would have them.
Image 174235   04-19-17 10:48am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Mr Bleak: I wish it was twilight, so I didn't have to look at 'em.
 Cami: Downtown rocks!
 piranharama: Vanpires!
 Peter Pantsless: This van sucks
Image 173247   04-14-17 01:10am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Vinochet: actually, we say neyn
 Aemuli: Same
 Whatever: Is there something wrong with saying "no" yet?
Image 173235   04-13-17 11:48pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Mad Collager: Not wanting anyone else to notice, Harold syruptitiously ate his shoes for breakfast.
 VoR: Off the floor more like
 Zampano: Now I know why they call them waffle sole shoes. Fun fact: Nike co-founder Bill Bowerman was having breakfast with his wife one morning in 1971 when it dawned on him that the grooves in the waffle iron she was using would be an excellent mold for a running shoe.
 Butcherboy: Sole food
 Spazstatic: 3/10 syrup was pretty good, so was the staff, but the waffles were awful.
Image 172183   04-08-17 12:38pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 sumodrsn: Looks like it shat itself when it hit.
 XLY: what a dirty bird!
 a sedated moose: It looks like a sea turtle!
 Zukero: Gotta sacrifice yourself to save your friends.
Image 171369   04-04-17 02:28am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 wolfpk: He is airborne but his grappling hook is still being deployed. Did he just jump off and hope he hooks something?
 Jabberwikket: Holy Highschool Batman! Catwoman is just not that in to you, so No, she doesn't want to go to the dance.
 Warrax: Now to go put a "no girls allowed" sign on the batcave.
 karmakat: and i will not share my toys with you. and you are not allowed to talk like my friends...and i still had my parents...I WOULD TELL THEM!
 tib gubb: shut up batman you know you want her
 ch: also where did his hand go batman where is your hand batman
 ch: who ever said comics were written for children
 San DoDo: Cryman to the rescue
 Mexico: We both know you'll never quit me, Batman.
Image 170862   04-01-17 12:00pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 enfanta: I now dub thee "dork."
 dobbiesdoogs: this pleases the nerd
 sparename: Saying "Eye Dew"
Image 167356   03-13-17 7:48pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 KingTrebek: I remember when I first realized I was incapable of generating electricity...
 Peach: Hell is for real
 duckfarts: whoa, it's the howard the duck remake
 redmonkey3: I like the invisible baby proof latches
 questionable: crawling in my skin / these wounds they will not heal
 whiplash: Plug and play?
 jochenau: Better keep #165747 away from the baby.
 Bu7Z: In my work I often lick a cable to see if there is voltage on it, but not mains voltage... Also why is a baby testing cables?
Image 165746   03-05-17 06:37am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 LKoroton: Warm enough
 BavidDowie: Look at that jerk on the other side of this window! Loser.
 jazzjunkie: When is the movie going to start?
 thebiglutovsky: "Human! There is no heat coming from this box! Remedy this immediately!"
 Radstarboom: Even after going mostly blind, mittens still loved to stare out the window.
Image 162860   02-17-17 8:59pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 LKoroton: Suddenly I want tea, with orthodox preparation
 Skaalar: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid. Uuuuuuuuhhhhh.... Where the hell do I start?
Image 162732   02-17-17 06:27am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 E. HONDA: the less popular chicken-giraffe chimera
 mrdiron: Look at that cock
 grizzly: O'Reilly book cover fo PHP.
 Urn BooUrn: facit sejam
Image 161702   02-11-17 8:55pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 E. HONDA: use this to push the buttons so your fingers stay clean. Except that maybe the stick is even more dirty. Man, real dilemma here for a germaphobe.
 whiplash: Stick is for women to use when men get grabby in the elevator.
 Bu7Z: Now that's what I call a sticky situation
 Gomi Day: gas stations often put the bathroom key on an awkwardly long, hard to steal pole. i can only imagine this is there so nobody steals the elevator car.
 Zampano: @Bluetocracy no, rather, someone was walking their stick and abandoned it
 Bluetocracy: is that a door keeper-opener, or supposed to be for someone too short to reach the buttons?
 scribbs: "Emma, where's your zombie-catching doohickey? We need it."
 Headoftheclass: Awwww, man. Somebody stole the table.
 WaffleIron: No take, only poke
Image 161579   02-11-17 05:07am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Mr. Shine: Timeless.
 whcvgre78: respect the plank, or walk it mate
 Dresdenkeogh: Combination wedding/exorcism at economical prices.
Image 161541   02-10-17 11:08pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Jotun: Nooooot
 Kohapi: This is why we don't invite Uncle Ronney to the family get togethers.
Image 161491   02-10-17 6:22pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Beef Supreme: What an arrogant image: A proud beta male struts proudly amongst the masses he enslaved.
 tib gubb: that's gotta feel surreal as hell
 wolfpk: The Matrix beta test.
 antipatterns: Also, Silicon Valley's obsession with the t-shirt and jeans look betrays a very deep desire to identify with the working class, while stabbing them in the back.
 Fancy Clown: Facebook is terrible
 funny in the wall: @Scoo one doesn't become a billionaire by neglecting opportunities
 antipatterns: Meanwhile, outside our collective crypto-fascist hallucinations, our curator studies his domain.
 Scoo: Perfect opportunity for him to steal shit
Image 159739   02-01-17 2:37pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Kim: When she wants you to ask her to prom, but you're too nice to ignore her.
 hosehorse: @SpaceCow Huh?
 Blitheryn: ewww
 tib gubb: This captures it pretty well for me.
 SpaceCow: If you say no, these will end up in your locker.
 IWasHarpooneer: managing expectations
 hearsegirl: *hissing intensifies*
 Mad Collager: Oh goody! They'll provide roach clips so we don't burn our fingers.
 fanny: I'd be afraid to say no
 tritium: So gothmantic.
Image 159715   02-01-17 11:59am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Teechur: Probably left the damned lights on, too.
 chhumphrey: Yeah, I get this from my kids too.
Image 155896   01-12-17 08:07am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 a robot: Mono means "one" and rail means "rail."
 El hefe: That train has a buoyancy problem
 Prostata: North Haverbrook
 SomeCanadian: 'Is there a Chance the track could bend?' 'Not on your life, my Hindu friend!'
 sparename: "I call the big one 'Bitey'"
Image 154560   01-05-17 09:37am     Uploaded by    Never AFK
 Skaalar: @trelyate Literally my first thought... I think WE might be too literal.
 Kraken: Well, they'll both be dead soon and you get four massive cod fillets to eat. Don't worry about it, yoh win in the end.
 Mad Collager: At this point, the shocked French hotel manager exclaimed, "Fin!".
 Skinr: "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE..."
 San DoDo: I always love a good pun..or a bad one
 jochenau: Almost but not entirely unlike Comic Sans.
 ch: You COULD say there are two fish fucking on my bed. Or maybe I'm a motel proprietor and they rented the fish-themed room? Yeah, that's it. I'm a goddamned PROPRIETOR [FX: walks around with heightened sense of self]
 sparename: @Jotun "I'm a poor old sole in an empty plaice waiting for someone to fillet"
 Jotun: uuumm...*another fish pun*.
 Knice: Not tonight, dear; I have a haddock.
 SomeCanadian: Oh they're gonna have another roe over this.
 sparename: They're gonna get battered
Image 154448   01-04-17 6:37pm     Uploaded by    Never AFK
Page 1 of 7 in  Never AFK's Aggro-Gator

Next Page >>

(You are looking at  Never AFK's Aggro-Gator. Go back to the front page?)

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator and Ignorant Facts are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to