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 Mr Bleak

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 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Please suggest it to my wife - it'd be more frequent than I get. :sigh: Admittedly, she has arthritis in her hips, which is why, but ...
 raditzu: @WannaBee or she's wondering if she should ask whether it's in already
 WannaBee: 8 is my favorite. Either way she is just is not amused.
 redmonkey3: Needs corresponding "Management or Masturbation" page
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay What? No. The baby is in the Uterus. A penis can't even get to the cervix. Just push against it. You don't think pregnant women ever get laid? Imagine telling a couple they can't have sex for 9 months. Let's see how that works out lol.
 Shay: 7. Snooki just being Snooki
 dangerkeith3000: Why not both!
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 Bu7Z: @Robespierre we're all living on dog food, so what?
 DOW: Iggy Pop, striding along the strand.
 sparename: Cue slo-mo of Spaniela Anderson
Image 178574   05-12-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Teechur: Mercedes Bends
 wolfpk: Missed it by that much.
 Jolly Well: It's tough to see Optimus Prime in his old age
 itskando: Needs to be a statue somewhere.
 Bluetocracy: Autobots, I need help!
 BavidDowie: was this a perfectly timed shot, or did it get STUCK like that for a bit??
 annterland: Jacked up
 KrazyKat: Can't Even.
Image 178192   05-10-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Science: I hope it was a gradual tip, otherwise someone lost chompers.
 sparename: Then the driver spilt his beer..
 BavidDowie: woopsie-doodle
 Niels Bohr: Hit X
 fanny: poor little thing can't even tank.
 tib gubb: stand back, i know what i'm doing
 PygmyGremlin: If you thought parallel parking was hard, you should try perpendicular parking.
 Ulillillia: Lllllike a glove
 tritium: Well... shit.
 WaffleIron: The windows are really tiny though...
 dobbiesdoogs: that's coming out of your pay
Image 178043   05-09-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Psymon: The rat race demands your obedience.
 wolfpk: The new plan to control the rat population. Tell cars to run over them.
 Amy Housewine: Do not stop here, rats will attack you.
 WaffleIron: Banksy keeps hammering that point. How many jobs are truly like this? Mine isn't.
Image 177648   05-07-17 1:47pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Suburbanmom: Back in the 90s I was so addicted to Tetris that everything turned in to Tetris..I literally had the Tetris arcade version theme in my head from 1993-1997
 illBilliam: That tall grass is loaded with ticks.
 WaffleIron: LIES! Many of those rows should be gone!
Image 177510   05-06-17 6:31pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Ulillillia: No Uni-Blows
 Suburbanmom: I will attest that I have been waxing my son's eyebrows since he was 11...
Image 177494   05-06-17 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 enfanta: "I don't care if his name is Fluffy, you get him out of there right now!"
 Dan Tagonistic: "Heh Heh Heh - fuck the dog"
 fanny: "Man I wish i had a squeezebox so i could shove my ass in that thing"
 Bluetocracy: The main cause of catalepsy
Image 177365   05-05-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 cran vodka: New Misfits song?
 Joseph: @WaffleIron This is true. Almost all German girls don't sound like Hitler, and most males sound like Sacha Baron Cohen doing an impression of Hitler. Except in the south, where they sound like Hitler singing.
 itskando: Jeffrey Dahmer was such a sweet boy...
 WaffleIron: German is a beautiful language, and many who speak it do not sound like the hollywood version of german, "Hitler screaming over a jet engine."
 jochenau: @White Rice No worries! My awareness of pop culture is pretty patchy for some reason. I hate those categories on Jeopardy :(
 White Rice: @jochenau I find it hard to believe you haven't seen, or somehow indirectly been made aware of the particular scene from the simpsons that was being referenced there (not exact quote, but gets the point across). But yeah, not German in the picture, but I couldn't change that part of the quote to still get the joke out there.
 jochenau: @White Rice @Ulillillia This is Dutch :3
 White Rice: @Scoo Well, I'm convinced. No one who speaks German could be evil.
 Wet farts: This kills the mama
 Ulillillia: Danke, @DerErklaerer
 Peter Pantsless: Hey Stewie, I found your partner in crime
 Scoo: The Mama, The
Image 177127   05-04-17 5:47pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
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Image GZY   05-02-17 10:49pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Ulillillia: At first glance I thought the sign was in Russian.
 ChubbyBuddy: @fanny because its full of mercury from the paper mill upriver
 SomeCanadian: It's the birthplace of Lord Rodney Mirror, First Earl of Chatwick. @fanny
 fanny: huh, i wonder why they call it mirror lake?
Image 176754   05-02-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 BavidDowie: on land it's a table that chops your salad for you
 Cami: I prefer more freeboard.
 Teechur: Dining vroom table.
 Niels Bohr: Is this the water table that we're depleting?
Image 176752   05-02-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 funny in the wall: shoe mew (it's an ear rhyme)
Image 176549   05-01-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Ironass: Catnip smoothie
 BavidDowie: Iced-Katte
 Ulillillia: Your cat sucks
 Nope: Annnnnnnnnd your cat has diabetes.
 CrystallineEntity: Brain freeze or bust!
Image 176327   04-30-17 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Flarmie: This seems intentional.
 Pizza: These two couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
 Scoo: Why not both?
 Mr Bleak: @SomeOtherCanadian And he wishes...
 SomeOtherCanadian: She knows
 fanny: Try anal until you piss your pants, apparently
Image 176094   04-29-17 05:26am     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
 Zampano: This is the only way to get kids 20 years ago to exercise
 sunset blues: Mario Kart in real life
 SpaceCow: This is the only way to get your bicycle to power slide.
 Micro Jackson: I will make you hurt
 fakeusername: dang it, now how do I hit the trigger?
Image 175763   04-27-17 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Image GSI   04-24-17 9:56pm     Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
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