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 Micro Jackson

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 Micro Jackson's Aggro-Gator

 Kaviri: What's it all mean, Linus? I mean, is there any point in trying to understand? Good grief.
 Mad Collager: Yup, that's Fluffy up there. She just soloed this morning in that restored F4F. I feel sorry for those geese over yonder, yup, I do.
 square44: come over, exhilarate kitten
 PenguinBartender: "What the hell does that say? 'Exhilarate Kitten?' What does that even mean?" "I--have no idea."
 dobbiesdoogs: everything the light touches is our kingdom
Image 240890   04-04-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Robespierre: Real raccoons play cribbage.
 Otterman: Waschbaer
 Otterman: Unbelievable. Real raccoons would play cards by a pool of water for frequent washing.
 Bluetocracy: Classic. I've always loved Trash Pandas Playing Poker.
 Butcherboy: Ahh Ive got garbage. What?!?! I mean my cards Steve,calm down
 grizzly: Nope! Chuck Testa!
 Mad Collager: Okay, I'll see your pork chop bone and raise you two banana peels.
 fanny: Make a move already, Stubborn Jeff!
Image 240736   04-03-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 DrNinjaman: Nice day for a Bread Wedding!
 Shay: Froma---ACCKKK!!!! No honey, I said baguette.
 elmosco: She will now sit uncontested on the breadstick throne.
Image 240594   04-02-18 8:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 2Berries: Joke-stealing from John Leguisamo...or however you spell the pests last name
 jazzjunkie: Winnie the Pooh never said anything about this!
 Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender @Zukero From my understanding of ASL, many verbs involve movement. So "to shit" is not expressed as a static gesture.
 charlemagne: @PenguinBartender you open and close your left hand, to represent the bulls arsehole releasing shit
 PenguinBartender: Does it mean something else that her left hand is semi-clenched, instead of open like the symbol on the left?
 Zukero: Left hand is not in the same posture. She's saying "bullbutthole".
 Yurishiro: I think I undrstand rock concerts now
Image 239674   03-28-18 07:26am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Not A Bot: SPACE FOR LEASE is my favorite store!
Image 239055   03-24-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 brutal: @mexican - this type of bird is intelligent enough to know what a reflection is, so it probably knows when you are taking the Mick!
 a robot: @mexican Birb knows he's prettier
 mexican: He doesn't seem to be particularly impressed if you ask me.
 Ulillillia: Bananatiel
Image 238765   03-22-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 gumble: Nothing to see here, move along please Citizen
 SuedeOxford: This fish market is empty.
 Himesama: Cho is sick of your bullshit.
 Annoying Vegan : Thanks, pawfficer
 Robespierre: Helm Master(R) with Set Point
Image 238592   03-21-18 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: Anything is a light saber if ...
 Yurishiro: @Dick Inspector COMBO
 Dick Inspector: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...
 Prostata: lol dongs
 drtofu: Fleshlightsaber
 bug: I hope it still makes the fvooom noise when you activate it.
 Yurishiro: R2V2
 Yurishiro: Dildoda
 Yurishiro: Darth Vibrator
 Yurishiro: Hand Solo
 VoR: May the force be in you
 WTF: Reusable fuck given.
 Warrax: "Here, go fuck yourself."
 Christina: NSFW.
Image 238410   03-20-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Jabberwikket: Kung Floof
 Robespierre: Hiiiiiiiii-YAH!
 some guy : While this still frame looks impressive, I will bet it is from a vertical drop.
 carpwoman: Jebus, those claws!
 Dr Awkward: Everybody was Kung fu fighting.... those cats were fast as lightning
 ignatz: Shirley not everyone was kung-fu fighting
 Peter Pantsless: Great, now they know karate
 dobbiesdoogs: alas, poor yorick, i knew him, horatio
Image 237772   03-16-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 tib gubb: cut it out, neko
 VeeKay: I think that I will never see a poem lovely... fuck it. Best image ever posted.
 ignatz: Day three and they still think I'm a trawlerman..
 Dr Awkward: I kindly request more cat fisherman stories from @knice
 San DoDo: The see is a bountiful mistress
Image 236415   03-08-18 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Dick Inspector: A less healthy version of Sankta Lucia
 Bluetocracy: Tiara of the princess of Spliffsaria
 Mr. Whiskers: I havent had a cigarette in many, many years. For some reason, these ones look good. Of course Im fully aware of the severe nausea if I actually smoked one. Starting is even harder than quitting.
 Scoo: Count Smokula's crown
 Yurishiro: All hail the cancer king!
 sparename: Very Regal (kingsize)
 Not A Bot: Diabeetus denial
Image 236400   03-08-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 hammy: It's on their bucket list.
 dangerkeith3000: 'Fuck it'? I thought you said 'Bucket'!
 dangerkeith3000: How Buckethead was born.
 Mr. Shine: For when you're BOTH ugly?
 Ulillillia: Buckethead's hot date
 karmakat: interesting way to not see what you are with...
 barfolomew: Man, that's a lot of trouble, just close the curtains.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I'd prefer to fuck a duck myself. Or on second thought, maybe not.
 VoR: Fill your b.. buckets
 Dr Awkward: Fuck a bucket!
Image 236356   03-08-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 tib gubb: no better way to carry around your peperoni and chez
 Amy Housewine: Donner Kebag.
 Annoying Vegan : Stylish AND practical!
 dangerkeith3000: Do they still sell these at Jack In The Box?
 Warrax: Where can I buy this? I'm really tired of carrying my salad around in my pocket.
Image 236207   03-07-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 realjon: @Hyphae Dying
 Robespierre: Bet it smells great in there
 Mr. Shine: *ocean liner tooooooooooooooot*
 Amy Housewine: * panpipe music *
 Lorm Bembo: @Peter Pantsless - Even as a dog person, I have to say there has been a glut of dog pictures lately!
 hammy: Pole-cat.
 Hyphae: We get it, you take bong rips from a 6 footer
 Yurishiro: Polecat
 barfolomew: Curiosity.
 Greifer: Ohm nom Nom nom
 VoR: Ooooooohh
 bug: Oh God, they've learned how to use didgeridoos.
 Peter Pantsless: This website needs more posts with cats
Image 236202   03-07-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 DrNinjaman: That's how Warren Buffet started
 Robespierre: Colour me dubious
 VeeKay: #doubt
 Captain Marsupial: I sing of matches and the cigarettes...
 Warrax: Nickles are kind of oversized.
 barfolomew: Doubtful.
 Scoo: So dirty limericks count?
Image 235116   03-01-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Kaviri: Alright, look. I'd be fine if it was just the fish. Why'd you have to bury it under all this garbage?
 Shay: How do you expect to eat this shit with no chopsticks?
 Christina: "I said Chinese, why did you bring sushi?"
 Robespierre: "Not gruntled in the least by your silly tricks, hoomin."
Image 234770   02-27-18 10:31am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 wolfpk: Feed me!
 Robespierre: "SURPRISE!!!"
 Teechur: Hey! Close the door! Parliament is in session.
 Kaviri: My god, it's full of mice!
 DrNinjaman: What a bunch of sluts. Look at all those sex bracelets.
 hajjpodge: How do you solve a problem like Maria?
 Butcherboy: Sorry I should have knocked first. My fault entirely
 Warrax: Why yes, we would love to join your dungeons and dragons game.
Image 234142   02-23-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: Excellent dad / mum / sister / friend (*Delete as appropriate*)
 Amy Housewine: It looks decorative, but she can actually pick signals up with that. It's an Ariel.
 redmonkey3: My bad
 redmonkey3: Looks headachey, imo
 redmonkey3: Looks headachey, imo
 sparename: The Little Hairmaid
Image 233950   02-22-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Unicorn: The cat has finished consuming the corpse.
 Yurishiro: I find this humerus.
 Eleftheros: Those feet tho. Did the cat break them to make him stay?
 Ulillillia: SEE, CATS ARE NICE.
 Scoo: I'm waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone
 BavidDowie: 9 (beats) 1
 Peter Pantsless: I wouldn't want to get up either if the kitty was being that nice
Image 233791   02-21-18 9:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."
 Felicity: @Scoo @a robot The song from the Pringles ad?
 Prostata: @trelyate I think it just became mine
 trelyate: this is someone's fetish
 Dresdenkeogh: This icecream licks back... Idk if I'd want to lick my own face in miniature.
 dangerkeith3000: weird
 funny in the wall: @Scoo don't let the walls cave in on you
 Scoo: @a robot Thank you so much for getting the Basement Jaxx stuck in my head for the rest of the day!
 carpwoman: That was funny. This isn't.
 carpwoman: There was a cartoon years ago, guy gets an ice cream cone and the ice cream looks hairy. He tastes it, says "This isn't vanilla." Guy behind the counter says "Vanilla?! I thought you said 'gorilla!"
 a robot: Where's your head at?
Image 232807   02-16-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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