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 Micro Jackson

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 Micro Jackson's Aggro-Gator

 Not A Bot: your only hope is to eat him
 Fiveninety: i'd pay $10 for this, if only to fashion a little noose for it out of some category 5 cable and hang it on my front door
 tib gubb: i'd pay $100 just to see who'd create such an abomination
 Mr. Shine: And why is it moist?!
 jochenau: At the point when you decided to use actual teeth, you should have arrived at the conclusion that this was a bad idea.
 Robespierre: Is $100 what you'll pay someone to take it off your hands?
Image 255627   07-03-18 10:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: For the glory of Catan!
 Dreforian: Redundancy is good. Redundancy is good. Redundancy is good.
 Shay: Sanguire, kitty-os
 Killed By Death: This looks like anslimmer version of my cat....
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Become my willing thralls!
Image 255148   06-30-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Uncle Phil: They would still have solid walls between, only the corporate overlords can watch
 Mr. Shine: Now With Text!!!
 Air Biscuit: No read. Only sign.
 Scoo: Stop Corporate Spying
Image 254902   06-29-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: @dobbiesdoogs Hyundai is too hard to spell.
 addend: "Do you... take... passengers?"
 Spazstatic: That's a New Mexico area code
 Yam: Lets see you do a Hummer... wait no stop
 dobbiesdoogs: if you don't know an elantra is a hyundai, i question your credentials
Image 254492   06-26-18 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mad Collager: Thinkin' about those breams...
 Prostata: This is your brain on sushi
Image 254313   06-25-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 a robot: Rare photo of Trump as a baby
 dangerkeith3000: I prefer monkey brains.
 Jonananathan: Pumpkin segregation forever!
 jochenau: @penguinslovebananas Brains that even zombified @Annoying Vegans can enjoy!
 WTF: Does that make Pumpkin Head the father?
 penguinslovebananas: Mmmmm seeds the tastiest of brains.
Image 253754   06-22-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 piranharama: Shitshitshitshit...
 Shay: Don't mind me, I'm just a bird.
 NoRagrets: Be cool, be cool, be cool...
 bug: Nice try, but Cerberus will find us all.
 itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase
Image 253625   06-21-18 2:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 VoR: I'm often told I have a good pallet
 addend: To upcycle a drab, old pic, just add text and repost. Don't pollute our planet with deleted JPEGs!
 sparenamelaptopdied: I made mine out of a futon
Image 253375   06-19-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 some guy : Ravi Zupa
 SuedeOxford: Hey Frank! $80 says you can't fit a bottle up your ass! Hell, get it in there, and I'll drink it!
 a robot: The legend continues! #252047
 Side Boob: At least he's not gambling. Yet.
 tib gubb: if only i learned from kitty
 Dr Awkward: That cat is trouble.
Image 252775   06-15-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Side Boob: Moo?
 Warrax: This french dip is a little under done.
 Starky15: Pool full of pure methane. Sweet
Image 252382   06-12-18 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: There's a bunch of 'em: Google "Robot Next Door" and you'll find 'em.
 Ironass: I knew she wasn't tall, but now she's short 2 feet.
 a sedated moose: I always had my suspicions that Natalie Portman was at least a cyborg.
 jochenau: @DrinkMixMan And as Michael Jackson said, no one wants that.
 DrinkMixMan: She looks defeeted
Image 251022   06-04-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Bluetocracy: The most adorable predator ever.
 DrNinjaman: Arnie probably would have had an easier time if the Predator had worn a bell too.
 a robot: So lifelike!
 barfolomew: If you're a junebug, sure.
 Robespierre: Indeed
Image 250530   06-01-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 DrinkMixMan: Snake, you're headin' for a treadin'!
 Air Biscuit: None.
 Sadbot: I live to step
Image 250364   05-31-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Flam Dangler: ta-da!!! (scattered applause)
 square44: POTATOES
 WTF: Clever girl
 Knice: T-Rexfk
Image 250230   05-30-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mad Collager: Aach! Now I know how the T-Rex felt!
 carlin: @Yam o shit, waddup
 Stumpwiz: Froggy went a courtin' and he did ride, uh huh.
 t48: I haven't heard that name in years.
 a sedated moose: @Yam o shit whaddup!
 Yam: Here come dat boi
 grizzly: Frog and toad was my favorite book.
 Peter Pantsless: That's preposterous. Frogs can't ride unicycles! Their legs aren't even long enough!
 Robespierre: Something something ragtime gal
Image 250034   05-29-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Warrax: Horror-rad
 uncannie: Im just barely hanging on by the skin of my chompers
 Not A Bot: Sit prefect!
 Mad Collager: Nail biters
 Mad Collager: Nail biters
 Side Boob: Bababooey!
 FunkyDrunk: Dear lord no.
 Teechur: Denticurists hate this one simple trick
 iCEy: too much chompers on a hand job? science, what have you done?!
 savvoy: Listen to me type
 The Man: Eight white horses on a tan hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still...
Image 249877   05-28-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 trelyate: tacihsus
 Telkwa: Cats is friend, not food.
Image 249370   05-25-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Robespierre: So ... what are your plans for the Summer?
 Passive: Hello, I like money!
 tib gubb: sir, are you aware that you are a crayfish?
 Scoo: "Sir, are you aware that you are 'Jaunty'?"
 Air Biscuit: "Sir, do you consider yourself a "harmless" tidepooler?"
 Shay: Excuse sir, have you ever been on a real shrimp boat?
 well duh: "Local Crawdad loving the soggy weather, film at eleven."
 jochenau: [clacking in Spanish]
 stunt nuts: Talk to the claw..
Image 249232   05-24-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Ironass: How the hell did you let that thing get inside you?
 tib gubb: ain't science amazing?
Image 249054   05-23-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Psymon: Looks like someone's got a seed in the oven
 barfolomew: Geez, keep it in the box, you two.
Image 248136   05-18-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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