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 Micro Jackson

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 Micro Jackson's Aggro-Gator

 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 doodle-lop-dool-ya-BOP
 dobbiesdoogs: that's gold, jerry, gold!
 dangerkeith3000: *slappy bassline*
 Knice: Yeah, U rite
Image 256773   07-10-18 11:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Springbok: When there's people arguing in hushed tones at the next table over and you're mildly concerned about shit breaking loose but the drama is too good to not snoop in on
 BavidDowie: tnomb...but still curious
 Scoo: Same
Image 256572   07-09-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Teechur: My neck has been back-ordered. Should arrive in a couple of days.
 Hokie333: "How do you do, fellow giraffes?"
 Mr. Shine: "I identify as a giraffe, how DARE you mock me!"
 dangerkeith3000: Meow!
 Robespierre: This is the default richload file for 300x250 units.
 a robot: Seems legit
Image 256079   07-06-18 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 FranzTrashka: I wonder what type of dog is that
 a sedated moose: *should've
 Fiveninety: *should'em
 Robespierre: "Should of". Heh.
 KnowLifer: I don't want my girlfriend back anyways
Image 255903   07-05-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 BavidDowie: They're just shawarming up
 crazymothaofa: Yo! Yo Ma! You want some tacos, Ma?
 Dr. Bathroom: I love the sound of this arpegyro.
 Yam: Virtuoso performance
 sparename: " # Donner cry for me, Argentina..! # "
 OldKentuckyShark: This concerto is delicious
Image 255750   07-04-18 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Not A Bot: your only hope is to eat him
 Fiveninety: i'd pay $10 for this, if only to fashion a little noose for it out of some category 5 cable and hang it on my front door
 tib gubb: i'd pay $100 just to see who'd create such an abomination
 Mr. Shine: And why is it moist?!
 jochenau: At the point when you decided to use actual teeth, you should have arrived at the conclusion that this was a bad idea.
 Robespierre: Is $100 what you'll pay someone to take it off your hands?
Image 255627   07-03-18 10:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: For the glory of Catan!
 Dreforian: Redundancy is good. Redundancy is good. Redundancy is good.
 Shay: Sanguire, kitty-os
 Killed By Death: This looks like anslimmer version of my cat....
 Felicity: Become my willing thralls!
Image 255148   06-30-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Uncle Phil: They would still have solid walls between, only the corporate overlords can watch
 Mr. Shine: Now With Text!!!
 Air Biscuit: No read. Only sign.
 Scoo: Stop Corporate Spying
Image 254902   06-29-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: @dobbiesdoogs Hyundai is too hard to spell.
 addend: "Do you... take... passengers?"
 Spazstatic: That's a New Mexico area code
 Yam: Lets see you do a Hummer... wait no stop
 dobbiesdoogs: if you don't know an elantra is a hyundai, i question your credentials
Image 254492   06-26-18 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mad Collager: Thinkin' about those breams...
 Prostata: This is your brain on sushi
Image 254313   06-25-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 a robot: Rare photo of Trump as a baby
 dangerkeith3000: I prefer monkey brains.
 Otterman: Pumpkin segregation forever!
 jochenau: @penguinslovebananas Brains that even zombified @Annoying Vegans can enjoy!
 WTF: Does that make Pumpkin Head the father?
 penguinslovebananas: Mmmmm seeds the tastiest of brains.
Image 253754   06-22-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 piranharama: Shitshitshitshit...
 Shay: Don't mind me, I'm just a bird.
 NoRagrets: Be cool, be cool, be cool...
 bug: Nice try, but Cerberus will find us all.
 itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase
Image 253625   06-21-18 2:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 VoR: I'm often told I have a good pallet
 addend: To upcycle a drab, old pic, just add text and repost. Don't pollute our planet with deleted JPEGs!
 sparenamelaptopdied: I made mine out of a futon
Image 253375   06-19-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 some guy : Ravi Zupa
 SuedeOxford: Hey Frank! $80 says you can't fit a bottle up your ass! Hell, get it in there, and I'll drink it!
 a robot: The legend continues! #252047
 Side Boob: At least he's not gambling. Yet.
 tib gubb: if only i learned from kitty
 Dr Awkward: That cat is trouble.
Image 252775   06-15-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Side Boob: Moo?
 Warrax: This french dip is a little under done.
 Starky15: Pool full of pure methane. Sweet
Image 252382   06-12-18 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: There's a bunch of 'em: Google "Robot Next Door" and you'll find 'em.
 Ironass: I knew she wasn't tall, but now she's short 2 feet.
 a sedated moose: I always had my suspicions that Natalie Portman was at least a cyborg.
 jochenau: @DrinkMixMan And as Michael Jackson said, no one wants that.
 DrinkMixMan: She looks defeeted
Image 251022   06-04-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Bluetocracy: The most adorable predator ever.
 DrNinjaman: Arnie probably would have had an easier time if the Predator had worn a bell too.
 a robot: So lifelike!
 barfolomew: If you're a junebug, sure.
 Robespierre: Indeed
Image 250530   06-01-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 DrinkMixMan: Snake, you're headin' for a treadin'!
 Air Biscuit: None.
 Sadbot: I live to step
Image 250364   05-31-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Flam Dangler: ta-da!!! (scattered applause)
 square44: POTATOES
 WTF: Clever girl
 Knice: T-Rexfk
Image 250230   05-30-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mad Collager: Aach! Now I know how the T-Rex felt!
 carlin: @Yam o shit, waddup
 Stumpwiz: Froggy went a courtin' and he did ride, uh huh.
 t48: I haven't heard that name in years.
 a sedated moose: @Yam o shit whaddup!
 Yam: Here come dat boi
 grizzly: Frog and toad was my favorite book.
 Peter Pantsless: That's preposterous. Frogs can't ride unicycles! Their legs aren't even long enough!
 Robespierre: Something something ragtime gal
Image 250034   05-29-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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