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 Micro Jackson

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 Micro Jackson's Aggro-Gator

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Image 269093   09-25-18 11:19am   Views: 1185   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Not A Bot: Guess you had to be there
 Whatever: Show me a subway you can sleep on and Ill show you a shortcut to a dirt nap.
Image 268835   09-23-18 6:26pm   Views: 50610   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Ratt Snack: I found this thing around the trash can again...can i keep it?
 White Rice: @Incubi nah, it's just an older extinguisher. Looks to be an early 90's Kidde from the body shape, so either an old ass extinguisher, or an old picture (probably some of both)
 barfolomew: Sir. My son. He's very sick.
 Prefuse: Save that cat!
 Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped
 Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!
 BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles
Image 268229   09-19-18 10:47pm   Views: 159515   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Spazstatic: When you're a purple user and you're trying to go to sleep but Aggro-Gator...
 Not A Bot: She looks about ready for a good Cameroning.
 Dr Awkward: Mascot wasnt always so friendly
 Not A Bot: HeIL Geronimo
Image 268059   09-18-18 9:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Amy Housewine: Snafety Snek.
 Passive: "Sir, you realize you have a snake-light out"
 Passive: "Sir, you realize you have a snake-light out"
 E. HONDA: ssssssseat beltssssss sssssave livessssss
 PenguinBartender: "All I'm saying is, maybe you don't try to be a fucking hero today, Ted. Heroes get chomped, Ted. Heroes die from snake venom, Ted... So go check someone else's ticket."
Image 267428   09-14-18 11:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Teechur: @Scoo @a robot Kermit e Frog, et al
 Throwbot: Or alternatively: "Iiiit's The Muppet Show with our very special guest: MY CORPSE! YAAAAAAAAY!!!"
 Throwbot: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
 Scoo: @a robot I believe it's 'Kermits the Frog' in this case
 VeeKay: Ugly as a box of frogs
 a robot: Would it be "Kermit the Frogs" or "Kermits the Frog" since there's more than one?
Image 267163   09-13-18 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 dobbiesdoogs: aaaaaaand presto, your balls are gone
 White Rice: Yakuza kitties...yakitties? Catkuza? All I know is I'm petting them, then getting dragged into some seedy criminal underworld business (or karaoke)
 Knice: "It means 'tranquility.'"
 Nope: Horitomo rules Ok?
Image 264979   08-30-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 itskando: Spooky club
 savvoy: Perfect timing
 Korrok: Soft grassy landing we hope..
 Air Biscuit: Dont let the ghost of your grandmother babysit your children. Or any ghost probably.
Image 260484   08-03-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr. Pepper: @charlemagne friend of mine's dealer (only green stuff) just quit the biz cos he turned 18. As a minor he had no legal worries..
 VeeKay: Mmmmmmm... free drugs....
 charlemagne: @ignatz most students I know sell gear
 daver: If only school was free.. Average student loan debt in the uk 30K. That buys a lot of gear..
Image 259284   07-26-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 doodle-lop-dool-ya-BOP
 dobbiesdoogs: that's gold, jerry, gold!
 dangerkeith3000: *slappy bassline*
 Knice: Yeah, U rite
Image 256773   07-10-18 11:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Springbok: When there's people arguing in hushed tones at the next table over and you're mildly concerned about shit breaking loose but the drama is too good to not snoop in on
 BavidDowie: tnomb...but still curious
 Scoo: Same
Image 256572   07-09-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Teechur: My neck has been back-ordered. Should arrive in a couple of days.
 Hokie333: "How do you do, fellow giraffes?"
 Mr. Shine: "I identify as a giraffe, how DARE you mock me!"
 dangerkeith3000: Meow!
 Robespierre: This is the default richload file for 300x250 units.
 a robot: Seems legit
Image 256079   07-06-18 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 FranzTrashka: I wonder what type of dog is that
 a sedated moose: *should've
 Fiveninety: *should'em
 Robespierre: "Should of". Heh.
 KnowLifer: I don't want my girlfriend back anyways
Image 255903   07-05-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 BavidDowie: They're just shawarming up
 crazymothaofa: Yo! Yo Ma! You want some tacos, Ma?
 Dr. Bathroom: I love the sound of this arpegyro.
 Yam: Virtuoso performance
 sparename: " # Donner cry for me, Argentina..! # "
 OldKentuckyShark: This concerto is delicious
Image 255750   07-04-18 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Not A Bot: your only hope is to eat him
 Fiveninety: i'd pay $10 for this, if only to fashion a little noose for it out of some category 5 cable and hang it on my front door
 tib gubb: i'd pay $100 just to see who'd create such an abomination
 Mr. Shine: And why is it moist?!
 jochenau: At the point when you decided to use actual teeth, you should have arrived at the conclusion that this was a bad idea.
 Robespierre: Is $100 what you'll pay someone to take it off your hands?
Image 255627   07-03-18 10:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: For the glory of Catan!
 Dreforian: Redundancy is good. Redundancy is good. Redundancy is good.
 Shay: Sanguire, kitty-os
 Killed By Death: This looks like anslimmer version of my cat....
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Become my willing thralls!
Image 255148   06-30-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Uncle Phil: They would still have solid walls between, only the corporate overlords can watch
 Mr. Shine: Now With Text!!!
 Air Biscuit: No read. Only sign.
 Scoo: Stop Corporate Spying
Image 254902   06-29-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: @dobbiesdoogs Hyundai is too hard to spell.
 addend: "Do you... take... passengers?"
 Spazstatic: That's a New Mexico area code
 Yam: Lets see you do a Hummer... wait no stop
 dobbiesdoogs: if you don't know an elantra is a hyundai, i question your credentials
Image 254492   06-26-18 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mad Collager: Thinkin' about those breams...
 Prostata: This is your brain on sushi
Image 254313   06-25-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 a robot: Rare photo of Trump as a baby
 dangerkeith3000: I prefer monkey brains.
 Otterman: Pumpkin segregation forever!
 jochenau: @penguinslovebananas Brains that even zombified @Annoying Vegans can enjoy!
 WTF: Does that make Pumpkin Head the father?
 penguinslovebananas: Mmmmm seeds the tastiest of brains.
Image 253754   06-22-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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