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 Micro Jackson

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 Micro Jackson's Aggro-Gator

 trelyate: tacihsus
 Telkwa: Cats is friend, not food.
Image 249370   05-25-18 4:03pm   Views: 91219   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Robespierre: So ... what are your plans for the Summer?
 Passive: Hello, I like money!
 tib gubb: sir, are you aware that you are a crayfish?
 Scoo: "Sir, are you aware that you are 'Jaunty'?"
 Air Biscuit: "Sir, do you consider yourself a "harmless" tidepooler?"
 Shay: Excuse sir, have you ever been on a real shrimp boat?
 well duh: "Local Crawdad loving the soggy weather, film at eleven."
 jochenau: [clacking in Spanish]
 ignatz: Talk to the claw..
Image 249232   05-24-18 7:47pm   Views: 105047   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Ironass: How the hell did you let that thing get inside you?
 tib gubb: ain't science amazing?
Image 249054   05-23-18 6:47pm   Views: 130793   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Psymon: Looks like someone's got a seed in the oven
 barfolomew: Geez, keep it in the box, you two.
Image 248136   05-18-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Felicity: Oldsmeowbile
 tib gubb: oh man this is gonna take a complete overhaul
 DrNinjaman: @Air Biscuit Well, I'm glad that's settled.
 Air Biscuit: @DrNinjaman it's a Renault
 WannaBee: Bucatti
 Dr. Bathroom: This is the most French thing I've ever seen. Also, #213066
 DrNinjaman: Isn't that a Daewoo?
 a sedated moose: Wait, damnit!
 a sedated moose: Ford
 Shay: Grease Kitty
 a robot: Paw-nda
 Knice: Meugeot
 a robot: Kitroen
 a robot: Mewzuki
 a robot: @Knice Mewbaru
 Knice: Meowserati
 Knice: Catillac
 Knice: Furrari
 Knice: Mini Coopurr
 Knice: General Meowtors
 Knice: Meowzda
 Knice: Lampurrghini
 Knice: Mewic
 Knice: Meowdi
 Knice: Alfa Romeow
 Knice: It's a Kitsubishi.
 glenalec: I'll get that engine purring like a kitten.
Image 247544   05-14-18 8:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Hokie333: RIP Satan's lawn
 barfolomew: LEMMY!
Image 247023   05-11-18 6:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 AstoriaBum: If he still has balls, he's trippin' them.
 Side Boob: All glory to the hypno-toad!
 wolfpk: Dog: I heard that is you lick the right type of frog you can get waisted. Let's try it....... Jack poooooh everything in spinning!
 ignatz: Toadally baked!
Image 246844   05-10-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Scoo: Awww yissss mutha fuckin carrots
 Yurishiro: Girlfriends vegan party!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is your girlfriend paleo?
 sparename: "Fuck you, Buridan!" .. Well, until searching yet another thing that I have 'known' all my life and appears to be wrong. I thought that "Buridan's ass" (theoretically) starved whilst being unable to choose between two identical piles of carrots that he was exactly halfway between.. and now the internet tells me it was piles of hay (and these are horses)
Image 246665   05-09-18 4:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Telkwa: Merry Christmas!
 lecj07: Don't try wearing them. I wore em for a day and my dogs wouldn't stop barking.
 sparename: Pup socks
Image 246335   05-07-18 5:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 DrNinjaman: Sinkhole? I think you mean Drinkhole!
 Yurishiro: The most disturbing thing is that there aren't clothes anywhere, meaning he drove naked
 RiderFan: Meanwhile in Hawaii.
 wolfpk: Sewer line broke again!?
Image 245937   05-05-18 08:26am     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Warrax: This was the plan all along. Fatten us up, then eat us.
 Bluetocracy: It should be a methane collector.
 Prostata: chicken pod
 DrNinjaman: Kentuckydome one bucket enters, no chicken leaves.
 Not A Bot: Is it deLivery or DiGiorno?
 Side Boob: Context:
 Side Boob: What intellectual giants thought it would be a good idea to market a Faraday cage for women and minorities?
 Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about
 Springbok: Naughty children go in the c h i c k e n o r b
 sparename: @thecraftywolf @thecraftywolf Wot? the tent or the beans? kfc(DOT)co(DOT)uk/our-food/snacks/regular-beans .. Baked beans with a hint of Kentucky BBQ sauce. The simple family favourite...
 thecraftywolf: @sparename wait thats a thing?
 sparename: * not recommended for use with KFC BBQ baked beans
 thecraftywolf: this feels advertised but i cant place my crispy drumstick on it seriously it like at the tip of my original recipe fried chicken tasting tongue
Image 245833   05-04-18 5:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 eurotrash: This almost happened. IIRC Kevin Smith wrote it, but it didn t get made. It would have been weird casting, but then I suppose so was Michael Keaton
 funny in the wall: I will eat the declaration of independence
 Mad Collager: He's actually made of cake and fondant.
 Mr. Butt: I have an erection.
Image 245503   05-02-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 WannaBee: Rad for Capaldi
Image 244706   04-27-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 SpaceCow: When your hospital is too cheap to install speakers.
 Mr. Shine: @bug Holy crap, that's hilarious.
 Side Boob: @sparename I did that to a foreign Doctor when I was 15. My mother was NOT amused. The nurses dug it, though.
 grizzly: @sparename Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus.
 sparename: "Hey, Doctor.. after the operation will I be able to play guitar?" .. "I don't see why not" .. "Oh, that's great 'cos I couldn't play before"
 Mr. Shine: The idea of conscious brain surgery utterly terrifies me.
 bug: @Scoo Anyway, here's Chewbacca sandwich geyser librarian ovenware.
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 glenalec: If he starts playing well, they know they have made a mistake.
Image 244540   04-26-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: This what happens when you feed cats after midnight.
 PenguinBartender: I feel bad. It's not my cat or anything, but I just feel like I let him down. *weeps*
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: Maybe they called him Precioussssss?
 Mad Collager: My! It's the love child of Gollum and Darth Sidious!
 Yurishiro: @wolfpk holy sith!
 wolfpk: Holy Shit! Screw Kylo Ren, this should be the next Sith Lord!
 glenalec: Give in to the Dark Side. There's kitties there!
Image 244189   04-24-18 5:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: It's from a site called "Sukima Nurse", and is part of nurse-web dot jp/photo/ - they are strange stock photos of a nurse doing odd stuff, like eating scissors, delivering a pizza, etc.
 Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?
 Side Boob: Dammit Susan! Poseidon isn't coming!
 Suburbanmom: Calling Dr. Trident....
 Urn BooUrn: It's a metaphor for the rule of law among the boys on the island.
 Warrax: #170257 "...and this is a metaphor for how we're going to fix your prostate."
 dangerkeith3000: Not all heroes wear capes.
 WTF: I see he has one of the new high cost, worthless treatment ACA plans.
 WannaBee: That is a horagai shell. Pronounced hora-gai hahaha
 Mad Collager: @Prostata I think she's being a conchientious objector.
 ignatz: Conch ya see I'm tryna sleep?
 Prostata: When I said I wanted a blow that really was not what I had in mind
 glenalec: @barfolomew - no, it's horn.
 Mr. Butt: Korea (?) made a whatever this is for whatever occasion this is.
 barfolomew: I'm 90% sure this is porn.
 antipatterns: Impact DASH DASH DASH
Image 243216   04-18-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 WannaBee: It*s Britney bitch.
 romangreek: okay
 lolenyManiac: get in bitch, we're headin' downtown
Image 242867   04-16-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Air Biscuit: This isnt walmart?
 Pront Remp: @a robot Art! Like when Marcel Duchamp used to shave star shapes into his hair
 a robot: But......why?
 Mad Collager: Wait! Is she in the new Coneheads remake?
 Mad Collager: Words fail me.
 jochenau: I really hope she did that for charity or something.
 VeeKay: Peak Murca
 lazySolver: that's gonna give ya a cold-stimulus headache
 DrNinjaman: You're wearing that merkin wrong.
Image 242043   04-11-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 tib gubb: where can a person acquire some of that? i'm asking for a friend
 twenty4: Primary ingredient in #241860
 Suburbanmom: Do they sell this at Costco?
 Passive: Smother it on thick
 BavidDowie: Costs 3x more than love potion
 Yurishiro: Also known as lube.
 bug: I always wondered what sriracha translated to.
 addend: (Pours it everywhere.)
Image 241851   04-10-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine SLASH GORDON IS ALIVE!!!
 Amy Housewine: Slash! Aaaaa-aaaaaaah... saviour of the universe!
 jazzjunkie: Damn kids!
 Derp Herpigan: o no, my tire has been slashed
 Knice: At least it'll have extraordinary shine and bounce.
Image 241106   04-05-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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