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 Mexico's Aggro-Gator

 Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.
Image 257654   07-16-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Staida: There are dozens of us!!!
 antipatterns: c'mon we all do it...right?
Image 256563   07-09-18 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Ironass: Lieutnant Dan! ...
 Shay: I think she's allergic to those blossoms...
 lecj07: Majestic AF
 SuedeOxford: Pusheen irl
Image 255152   06-30-18 11:03pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Passive: Arby's Roast Beef and Diarrhea, for a limited time only!
 a sedated moose: Fuck it, I'll eat it.
 Shay: Looks like somebody replaced the cheese with balsamic vingerette dressing.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Warrax ima fan of black bean pattys and hummus.
 Warrax: Back in middle school, I used to dip the cafeteria soy burgers in vanilla pudding. It was good. And I still like soy burgers.
 Robespierre: Carl Jr's Western Bacon Oyster Burger
 a robot: Looks like Nutella. Make it closer to mole sauce and I think it would be good
 grizzly: Puddin this burger in my face.
 barfolomew: You had me except for the chocolate sauce.
 Hokie333: I'll rad it. That's gravy and not chocolate, right?
Image 254764   06-28-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 lecj07: @Shay We do have *some* standards you know.
 well duh: Watching Tigers @ Cleveland (I think) the other day, and one of the sportscasters tried a "Slider Dog"; bun, wiener, pimento mac'n'cheese, bacon chunks, and Fruit Loops. I would totally eat the hell out of a Slider Dog, this shit can GTFO. (Not a fan of cotton candy. And, what's on top, Nerds? Hurk.)
 Not A Bot: Dem buns.
 Wooden Spoon: Better than Rhode Islands famous New York System Weiner
 Sadbot: Your sandwich looks sick
 bug: Third shit of the day.
 Shay: How furries make hot dogs?
 Sandor: Looks like number four of the day
 ChubbyBuddy: I dont want to live on this planet anymore
 ChubbyBuddy: I dont want to live on this planet anymore
Image 254646   06-27-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 IKEA Lady: When life gives you onions...
 Dr Awkward: Beauty of North Korea
 Shay: I'm in the mood for French onion soup and onion rings now.
 VeeKay: @Scoo That is a good story. Have a + from me!
 Scoo: I used to hang out in a bar in Golden, Colorado that had a $1 claw machine filled with live lobsters. If you got one, they'd cook it up for you for free. I never won but I'm sure I spent enough to buy several lobster dinners the easy way.
 Solemn: Winning a claw game is nothing to cry over... oh, wait.
Image 254422   06-26-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Aspirin: Oh pie eating snek where have you been my friend whole life?!
 UltraBeverly: I I had a nickel...
 a sedated moose: @AlexDeLarge (whispered) pie eaterrrr...
 AlexDeLarge: I'm still in a dream, pie eater!
 Robespierre: They're out there. I seen 'em.
 Shay: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" - Woman and Pie
 PenguinBartender: When I first looked at this image, it looked like the snake was popping out of the top of the barrel, like it had an elaborate ruse to infiltrate their home to get placed next to the window so it could spring it's trap to grab the pie. Now I notice the snake is just coiled up on top of the barrel.
Image 254235   06-25-18 11:03am     Uploaded by    Mexico
 DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud approaches.
 DrNinjaman: The beachmaster wins exclusive mating rights to the harem of relatively tiny females.
 a sedated moose: None more fluffy.
Image 253394   06-19-18 9:26pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 KEKOEKEOEK: ughhhhhhh
 DrinkMixMan: Mama mia. I guess I'll-a be cleaning my own pipes a-tonight!
 Yam: Me too, princess
 Ihminen: A missing panel where Waluigi barges in to the room and all 3 of them swoon in to his long gangly arms
 a robot: Don't worry Mario, you always have Toad and/or Bowser
Image 252456   06-13-18 09:47am     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Wet farts: @sparename me too!
 wolfpk: A fox-roll!
 Robespierre: Kwit'cher loafin', you vixen you
 TurkeyVulture: What does the fox say?
 sparename: "Where would you find a fox with no legs?" .. "Same place you left it...!" .. Thanks Dad
 Nope: Good job image bot, I enjoyed this image pairing
Image 251976   06-10-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 WTF: @antipatterns Dude, you're ragging on his cord.
 antipatterns: Lol are those extension cords? Like Nelson's belt?
 tib gubb: what do you mean it isn't up to code? fucking nazis, man.
 Shay: Think anyone will notice? Naaahhhhhhh.
 Butcherboy: Save that tape for taping off the accident scene
Image 251663   06-08-18 2:26pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 snipdawg: I swing it around to see if its magical
 trelyate: I wonder if I can get my insurance to cover this
 VeeKay: Rad for obvious plant.
 Not A Bot: A productive member of the Air Force!
 Mad Collager: @Wooden Spoon I ran into this interesting video that casts doubt on whether these were used much, or existed at all. It seems some examples in museums are of doubtful provenance, and may actually be made up forgeries.…
 Robespierre: This Week's Weirdo Item
 Wooden Spoon: @VoR: the real danger are the spiked flails. I have a friend with matching holes in his ceiling and back.
 Butcherboy: They make practice ones and one that are just a bottle opener inside@sparename
 jazzjunkie: #250958 knows what's up
 mammal883: Much more effective than my coping Bourbon. Maybe if I combined them into a single treatment?
 sparename: I had enough trouble when I got a butterfly knife, even with only a single sided blade
 VoR: I'd be maimed within the week
Image 251014   06-04-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Fiveninety: lake chicken
 dangerkeith3000: DUCK
 charlemagne: the dave channel is like the space prison general zod is in, just the same face trapped spinning for all eternity
 Peach: Dave
Image 250469   06-01-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Wort Mumpus: Im very conflicted on berets. In this case, it looks good on her
 Air Biscuit: Its a rocketship ifyou have enough imagination.
 Micro Jackson: Maybe you are cat
 Shay: Oh shut up you big emo baby, Solid Snake sits INSIDE a box and he's going places.
 dangerkeith3000: She's happy she finally got the box out of lay-away.
 tib gubb: in today's economy, you're lucky to have a box
 Whatever: At least she has a box - there are lots of people who dont even have that luxury
 barfolomew: You could ship the box...
 FabricMan: Step one...
Image 250328   05-31-18 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Air Biscuit: I was on a plane and the plane crashed in the water near the beach. Everyone was ok and swam to shore and we spent the rest of the dream staring at the plane under about 10 feet of water and talking about how we were going to try and get our luggage back. One guy had a giant snorkel and insisted on going in and we kept telling him it wouldent work because he would lose line of sight to the waters surface.
Image 249996   05-29-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    Mexico
 lebron: phailsauce The theme to the movie Baby Ghost
 phailsauce: @Felicity Huh?
 charlemagne: that's a funny name for a council estate
 chhumphrey: It's just a patch of wild grass, to immature to grow whack offs
 Peter Pantsless: I've heard of "sowing wild oats," but this is ridiculous
 InfiniteZero: Baby farm, Im a
 Whatever: Well the storks need to grow them somewhere
 dangerkeith3000: "Well son, you are about to find out where babies come from."
Image 249990   05-29-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Mr Bleak: Well, that escalated quickly.
 trees: @Felicity Why are you green btw.
 Pront Remp: It looks like she has a sweatstache
 butt poop: Yeah!!!
 wolfpk: Miss Congeniality
 Beer 30: Agreed @tib gubb
 Nothing: Amen, sister!
 WTF: Ok, but tell me how you really feel.
 charlemagne: @tib gubb I will fight you for her
 jochenau: I wear closed-toe shoes and cargo pants regardless of season, but she might hate that too.
 SuedeOxford: @GoGo Robotto My automatic Miata defensiveness zoomed right in on that.
 Air Biscuit: New season of portlandia?
 Prostata: I agree with most of this
 GoGo Robotto: United in hate!
 tib gubb: i'm in love
 GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...
 Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata
 FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling
 Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.
 a robot: She's right you know
Image 249696   05-27-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Robespierre: Jaunty!
 toolbag: *sea shanty intensifies*
 San DoDo: I forgot to file my taxes!
 Annoying Vegan : Fancy water birb.
Image 248674   05-21-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 BavidDowie: He's not wrong...why am I impelled to buy Oreos!? WHY??
 Soy Peso: 3. VIDEODROME
 Donut: 3. MS-DOS
 jochenau: Is this, like...Televangelism: The Video Game?
 tib gubb: this makes me uncomfortable
Image 248203   05-18-18 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Weather: Reminds me of 1980s Ninja High School fan art
 Springbok: Waifus
Image 247322   05-13-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
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