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 Prostata: can you hear me now?
Image 228360   01-22-18 3:08pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Emoji: He's pining for the fjords.
 DrinkMixMan: DO NOT EAT
 WTF: It's always good to have one on hand, just in case.
 Shay: This, my good sir, is what I call a dead parrot.
 Sadbot: I choose to believe this is the pilot episode for Bird Futurama
 square44: I don't know what I was expecting
 Mr. Shine: Show some godd@mn respect.
Image 226481   01-12-18 7:46pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Mr Bleak: Breakfast time, pink blob.
 Rat-Butt: Murder-death machines are watching you...and thinking, plotting...go to sleep, huemon, we will eat, I mean, watch you...
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cats also hate the cameras with the pre-flash 'Green-Eye Reduction' feature
 Not A Bot: Timely message for this holiday
 space: OP was murdered later that afternoon. RIP
 uncannie: This is how people go missing.
 MabelSyrup: The one on the left got the Jack Nicholson stare.
Image 225251   01-06-18 10:32am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Felicity: See you next year!
 Youll Cowards: "I wasn't ready! Do over!"
 Cory Trevor: Your dog's face in this photo is hands down one of *the* funniest things I've seen in awhile.
 camellia: Right in the dogular.
 cthulhu: holy cow thats hilarious
Image 224214   12-31-17 9:14pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 224175   12-31-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 jazzjunkie: I did this with my old phone's proximity sensor once, because otherwise it put itself to sleep instantly inside my rain-proof ziploc.
 addend: Put a band-aid on the problem, call it fixed, and move on.
 jonz: Webcam exploits are totally a thing. The fact that they haven't really shown up yet on iOS is actually a bit surprising.
 Bitcoin Burglar: Your mom is apparently smarter than you.
 Watch Out: Your mom is aware that cameras can be switched on without the user knowing and you're poking fun at her. Nice.
 WaffleIron: Its a solution.
Image 223881   12-30-17 01:03am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 9mm: @Jorp Lulter same here
 HairyNips: Atleast he loves D.
 rip odb: Do people call them "remote control" cars? I've always thought people were saying "remote controlled" because that makes more sense to me. Also prevents this buggery.
 Cami: That's a D move, D.
 Whatever: Gotta love those hand crafted gifts
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Dad.
 Jorp Lulter: Happy Birtday!
Image 223291   12-26-17 10:54pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 WaffleIron: Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a Chevrolet Impala had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien parking lot.
 Spazstatic: Alternative definition of double parking
 tib gubb: like a glove
 Hosebag: @drhenry I have a neighbor who goes through Mustangs every 6 - 7 months. He's posts the photos of the crashes on Facebook. Believe me it's possible if you are very dedicated to being an asshole.
 Teechur: @Robespierre Depends on the factor of mu. If we increase that factor, the fricative forces could be increased, based on the normal force which may or may not apply in this situation.
 charmander: @drhenry Don't even go there - physics can be a slippery slope with a long way to the bottom.
 drhenry: Im trying to figure out how this is physically possible...
 dad: Turns to passenger "How much room do I have on that side?"
Image 222279   12-21-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 San DoDo: @Cami what a mountain!
 Niels Bohr: Facit sejam
 Cami: @San DoDo On the right there's a puppy with a bow tie and on the left a barfing t-rex.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Orca-strated photo?
 San DoDo: I see a bears head in the mountain, maybe swimming
Image 218674   12-02-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit Maybe a tiny money.
 Air Biscuit: Saving a little money on your car insurance?
 San DoDo: Darkness envelops me
 Dr. Bathroom: 'Ello there! GEICO can help save 15%...
Image 218662   12-02-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Niels Bohr: Ugh, sorry about this, but i have to. A study conducted by the Midwest Research Institute on the economic impacts of the Apollo missions concluded that the $25 billion (1958) spent on civilian space R&D during the 1959-69 period returned $52 billion through 1970 and will continue to stimulate benefits through 1987, for a total gain of $181 billion. Source:The Economic Impacts of the U.S. Space Program Jerome Schnee Business Administration Department Rutgers University
 Flarmie: @Teechur No worries, I've got you covered.
 Science: The Internet - so much knowledge, and yet it is the refuge of the painfully ignorant.
 Catcat: America's forever was in Afghanistal et al have cost 4.3 trillion bucks up to this point. Google it!
 Teechur: I'm sorry I'm so lax on contributing to the whole potato chips thing.
Image 218036   11-29-17 02:37am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Cami: My cats never went searching for the red dot...They just set up an OP on the fence. If they could figure how to carry wet food they would.
 Cami: I would watch this.
Image 217049   11-23-17 9:03pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Rev80: It's gonna be YUGE!
 Sadbot: @tess There's a good Stewart-era Daily Show bit along these lines with one of the correspondents saying "it's dark where I am, where has the sun gone!?"
 White Male: The RMS Titanic nominates all passengers for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
 tess: Heard Steven Colbert say something similar: "Saying climate change isn't happening because it's cold outside is like saying world hunger isn't a problem because you just ate."
Image 216120   11-18-17 10:47pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Mr Mumble: Is projectile shitting becoming A Thing around here?
 Wooden Spoon: Cormorant projectile shitting
Image 215686   11-16-17 5:07pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 tib gubb: well with 200 pounds of bricks you have the weight of the workers that made those bricks so i'm gonna go with that
 Ulillillia: Which is heavier, 112lbs of pounds or 8st of stones?
 Amy Housewine: Which is heavier, 200lbs of feathers or 14st 4lbs of bricks?
 Bluetocracy: who would win in a fight, a 200 pound brick, or a 200 pound feather?
 Felicity: Ontological confusion
 ThatGuy: @Mr. Skeltal I have to think that by pound feathers fetch a higher price
 SharkysMachine: The bricks were made by slaves
 Ulillillia: @satoshi Neat
 satoshi: I'm a lil high and this made me rly angry for some reason but I've calmed down
 Mr. Skeltal: Take 200 pounds of bricks, flip them, and walk away with a lot of money
 wolfskin: If those 200 pounds of feather came from geese, then the world is a much safer place.
Image 214858   11-12-17 08:47am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 ptrain: @Felicity Same
 RiderFan: Sponsored by L'eggs.
 Mr. Shine: I had such a crush on Valerie from the cartoon. She was the smartest one.
 brian greene: now ifeel old ...... thanks
 zrj235: Ok so for a socially-progressive site, this spaceship sure has given me a bunch of new weird fetishes.
 Felicity: @a robot They do look a little older here
 Air Biscuit: Where are the long tails and ears for hats?
 Scoo: @a robot "Backdoor Lover" still comes up occasionally when I shuffle songs on my phone, and makes me laugh every time.
 Ulillillia: @a robot I'm more partial to the Josie and the Beautiful people movie
 a robot: Lol I'm glad that particular switcherino still works on purples :D
 a robot: I like the Josie and the Amazing grandmothercats movie from 2001. Fight me.
Image 211019   10-22-17 11:03pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 bug: Evolution sucks. I'm going back.
 Not A Bot: I don't know Alice. I meant Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees.
Image 210874   10-22-17 05:07am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Felicity: Looks like I missed the kafuffle
 jochenau: @Spazstatic My guess is that their accent substitutes p for f?
 DarkTeddy: I dont even get it. But yer done bud. @Rembo Prundus
 Spazstatic: Then again, I don't think anything that starts with "what do you call (race)" can be anything but racist.
 Spazstatic: I don't get it, but by the other reactions, I'm guessing it was racist.
 grizzly: @jochenau @Nope purps! Unite!
 jochenau: @Nope Purplefriends can! @Flarmie reported it for moderation.
 Nope: @Rembo Prundus @moonmoon can I badvote a comment?
 nanananana: Plot twist: those are his kids
 Pop That Ponzi: I'll buy you a meal, but I am sure as hell not listening to your blabbering.
Image 210741   10-21-17 1:31pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 superfudge: Def read it in his voice
 lionstrong: I NEED THIS TREE.
 a robot: Oh TannenBLUM, oh TannenBLUM....
 djublonskopf: "Merry uh Christmas."
 Sadbot: I'd be more down with Xmas if we celebrated it by watching Earth Girls Are Easy, Jurassic Park, and The that order
 Felicity: Falalala Hahahrawrrahaha
 WTF: ...and a Goldblum in a Pear Tree.
 Warrax: Celebrity memes are the most tiresome, and that's really saying something.
 rockkstar: Jurassic Park, that is all.
Image 210453   10-19-17 10:54pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 wolfpk: Add to #209954
 windows96: Enough with the plastic surgery already!
 fanny: but, IS IT NICE?????
 Sadbot: This is the future furries want
 Knice: GAAAAHH!!! The thrab is strong with this one.
 NonRhetorical: JESUS, NO NOOOOOO
Image 209952   10-17-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
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