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 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Scoo: We used to call this "percussive maintenance"
 Warrax: Just whack the person asking for hard copies.
Image 238275   03-19-18 7:37pm   Views: 107406   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Nine months too late
 a robot: Babies are terrifying.
 grizzly: You don't even think to call me "Godson." You come into my house on the day my foreskin is to be cut and you ask me to do murder - for money.
 Teechur: I'm this many minutes old. Stop askin'
 Kaviri: Thug life.
 dangerkeith3000: Inconceivable!
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 Teechur: I know it does not smell great in there.
Image 237143   03-13-18 12:11pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Himesama: @VeeKay I work for a company that sells them and man are they expensive! Old southern ladies go nuts for them.
 VeeKay: Le Creuset 'Teal' 23 cm cast iron skillet. Must really love your disease raddled cat to let it sit in a piece of quality cookware.
 Yurishiro: @funny in the wall I don't think jesus is the chef here
 funny in the wall: Jesus, at least pluck it or something
 Christina: Alf is preparing dinner today.
Image 237032   03-12-18 10:40am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Wooden Spoon: @jazzjunkie: yes and it was bad because he is the only one to ever do that in an adult movie theater.
 jazzjunkie: Is this a reference to that thing he did in an adult movie theater a few years ago?
 Robespierre: Knock it off - I saw that episode where he had his hands ALL OVER Chairy
Image 236388   03-08-18 2:40pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 hajjpodge: What if it's bad luck?
 San DoDo: The socio-economic implications here are pounding my reality
 XLY: I'm only radding this because it is a good dog
 Yam: This is not how the prosperity gospel works. Oh wait.
 bug: That's a lot of ones. Is money dog aka stripper chihuahua?
 Sadbot: hooray, a whole FOUR quarters found in the couch
 glenalec: @sparename x2 is an even worse negative for me.
 sparename: X2 of *my* economic luck is still recieieiving fuck-all
Image 233759   02-21-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Robespierre: @tib gubb every day, we drift farther from good
 tib gubb: every day, we drift farther from god
 Sadbot: @Nope It didn't work, now I'm a Domino's guy and only read weird twitter and video game wikis
 Nope: @a robot My Grandma owned a bookstore, suckers didnt know what hit em.
 a robot: @Nope FUCK YEAH, Book It! Soulless corporate marketing to schoolkids! I loved that shit though, I read a ton of books anyway, and free pizza is good at any age
 Nope: Did anyone else have the Pizza hut program where your teacher would sign off on books you read and if you read 4 you would get a small/personal pan pizza. I read so much because I liked reading and pizza rules.
Image 232923   02-17-18 12:03pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 VeeKay: It's all happening in Hollywoo tonight!
 Matricii: Boss Baby 2: The Grownuppening
 Amy Housewine: He's standing on the shoulders of two others.
 when so: @AlexDeLarge That's just a baby in a coat.
 a robot: "How do you do, fellow adults?"
 AlexDeLarge: Princess Carolyn's new beau looks dapper.
Image 229599   01-29-18 11:59am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Matricii: Didn't understand, pooped in sink instead.
 Side Boob: Next they will want us to wipe.
 Off Topic: Gotcha. Pee on the drawing of a bowl.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: peed on sign
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Are those tadpoles?...or...hmm...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Thats a circle
 fumbduck: Looks good on paper.
Image 229590   01-29-18 10:32am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Prostata: can you hear me now?
Image 228360   01-22-18 3:09pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Robespierre: He's pining for the fjords.
 DrinkMixMan: DO NOT EAT
 WTF: It's always good to have one on hand, just in case.
 Shay: This, my good sir, is what I call a dead parrot.
 Sadbot: I choose to believe this is the pilot episode for Bird Futurama
 square44: I don't know what I was expecting
 Mr. Shine: Show some godd@mn respect.
Image 226481   01-12-18 7:48pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Mr Bleak: Breakfast time, pink blob.
 Rat-Butt: Murder-death machines are watching you...and thinking, plotting...go to sleep, huemon, we will eat, I mean, watch you...
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cats also hate the cameras with the pre-flash 'Green-Eye Reduction' feature
 Not A Bot: Timely message for this holiday
 space: OP was murdered later that afternoon. RIP
 uncannie: This is how people go missing.
 MabelSyrup: The one on the left got the Jack Nicholson stare.
Image 225251   01-06-18 10:32am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Felicity: See you next year!
 Youll Cowards: "I wasn't ready! Do over!"
 Cory Trevor: Your dog's face in this photo is hands down one of *the* funniest things I've seen in awhile.
 camellia: Right in the dogular.
 cthulhu: holy cow thats hilarious
Image 224214   12-31-17 9:08pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 224175   12-31-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 jazzjunkie: I did this with my old phone's proximity sensor once, because otherwise it put itself to sleep instantly inside my rain-proof ziploc.
 addend: Put a band-aid on the problem, call it fixed, and move on.
 jonz: Webcam exploits are totally a thing. The fact that they haven't really shown up yet on iOS is actually a bit surprising.
 Bitcoin Burglar: Your mom is apparently smarter than you.
 Watch Out: Your mom is aware that cameras can be switched on without the user knowing and you're poking fun at her. Nice.
 WaffleIron: Its a solution.
Image 223881   12-30-17 01:03am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 9mm: @Jorp Lulter same here
 HairyNips: Atleast he loves D.
 rip odb: Do people call them "remote control" cars? I've always thought people were saying "remote controlled" because that makes more sense to me. Also prevents this buggery.
 Cami: That's a D move, D.
 Whatever: Gotta love those hand crafted gifts
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Dad.
 Jorp Lulter: Happy Birtday!
Image 223291   12-26-17 10:54pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 WaffleIron: Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a Chevrolet Impala had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien parking lot.
 Spazstatic: Alternative definition of double parking
 tib gubb: like a glove
 Hosebag: @drhenry I have a neighbor who goes through Mustangs every 6 - 7 months. He's posts the photos of the crashes on Facebook. Believe me it's possible if you are very dedicated to being an asshole.
 Teechur: @Robespierre Depends on the factor of mu. If we increase that factor, the fricative forces could be increased, based on the normal force which may or may not apply in this situation.
 Robespierre: @drhenry Don't even go there - physics can be a slippery slope with a long way to the bottom.
 drhenry: Im trying to figure out how this is physically possible...
 dad: Turns to passenger "How much room do I have on that side?"
Image 222279   12-21-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 San DoDo: @Cami what a mountain!
 Niels Bohr: Facit sejam
 Cami: @San DoDo On the right there's a puppy with a bow tie and on the left a barfing t-rex.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Orca-strated photo?
 San DoDo: I see a bears head in the mountain, maybe swimming
Image 218674   12-02-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit Maybe a tiny money.
 Air Biscuit: Saving a little money on your car insurance?
 San DoDo: Darkness envelops me
 Dr. Bathroom: 'Ello there! GEICO can help save 15%...
Image 218662   12-02-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Niels Bohr: Ugh, sorry about this, but i have to. A study conducted by the Midwest Research Institute on the economic impacts of the Apollo missions concluded that the $25 billion (1958) spent on civilian space R&D during the 1959-69 period returned $52 billion through 1970 and will continue to stimulate benefits through 1987, for a total gain of $181 billion. Source:The Economic Impacts of the U.S. Space Program Jerome Schnee Business Administration Department Rutgers University
 Flarmie: @Teechur No worries, I've got you covered.
 Science: The Internet - so much knowledge, and yet it is the refuge of the painfully ignorant.
 Catcat: America's forever was in Afghanistal et al have cost 4.3 trillion bucks up to this point. Google it!
 Teechur: I'm sorry I'm so lax on contributing to the whole potato chips thing.
Image 218036   11-29-17 02:48am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
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