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 WannaBee: That is when the first web page went live. It outlined how to create Web pages and explained more about hypertext.
Image 267706   09-16-18 6:47pm   Views: 52491   Uploaded by    melted plastic
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 267149   09-13-18 10:21am   Views: 136685   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Remp Wulgus: He was looking a little unsure in the first pic. Completely validated in the second.
Image 266911   09-11-18 8:03pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 CheezGrater: I wanna rad this more than once
 Micro Jackson: Skake it!
 dangerkeith3000: His condom fits like a glove.
 hajjpodge: @Side Boob I know I wouldn't talk to hem if he did this.
 Side Boob: I hope this is a sewing class :P
 mission2mars: All I imagine when someone mentions they don't wash their hands after using the bathroom
Image 266668   09-10-18 10:58am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Teechur: Moan(uhhh) Lisa.
 dangerkeith3000: J B F
Image 266605   09-09-18 10:03pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 some guy : @jochenau digital camo hat
 jochenau: So, ideas on what's covering the keyboard at the top of the picture? I'm guessing it's a paper plate.
 Shay: It's a Comic Sans keyboard *thatsthejoke.png*
 MrBoffo: Image/username combo
 Snix: Yep, thats a keyboard.
Image 266046   09-06-18 1:47pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 IM AN ASSHOLE: What were they trying to do?
 bug: Jesus, take the wheel. -Wait, crap, I need it back
 Joseph: Just buy a second steering wheel and pretend next time.
 revtom: War boy has his steering wheel, but is missing his silver cake mix and white body paint.
 Side Boob: Who would have thought?! Actions have consequences!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: probably riding dirty im sure.
 Teechur: Looks like SOMEone already slammed the Post button.
Image 265185   09-01-18 04:36am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Prostata: @Teechur ha! not sure how i missed that!
 ClockworkJackalope: Plank grew up, got himself a job in trucking
 Teechur: @Prostata is that a concrete bumper? Or is it a hunk of wood?
 Prostata: what the shit am i looking at here? am i missing something?
Image 263664   08-22-18 6:40pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 some guy : @Robespierre or Carrion
 FabricMan: Arr! I never rest me bones well, unless upon the fair bosom of the C.
 Robespierre: C is for "Crashpad"
Image 263266   08-20-18 10:03am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Air Biscuit: Please rub my sons and my bellys.
Image 261697   08-10-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 White Rice: @a robot well, I guess I should have expected as much (and like Dr Awkward said, at least it was only an obnoxious racist & not one of the title holders of "History's Greatest Monster")
 Dr Awkward: @a robot I suppose it could have been way worse! (Pol Pot, Stalin, etc...)
 dangerkeith3000: Slick Dick Rick
 PenguinBartender: @a robot Apparently not only is the artist 1) proud of this tattoo but 2) named it "Dickle Rick." Sigh.
 a robot: @White Rice @Dr Awkward It's just about what you might expect from this magnificent specimen of a human (sorry for twitter link)…
 Dr Awkward: @White Rice good catch. Im super curious about the beginning of that tattoo now
 White Rice: @PenguinBartender especially with the last half of a "so and so did nothing wrong" visible up top (I've yet to see/hear that statement used outside of referring to truly horrible people)
 PenguinBartender: I'm sure this leg belongs to a greeeeeat person.
 Knice: "It's American for 'tranquility.'"
Image 261318   08-08-18 08:40am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Staida: I'd easily live in the world of my little pony, that's easy. The terrible dichotomy I think you wish to proffer is this: Overrun with Zombies vs. Overrun with Bronies
 Air Biscuit: Running zombies or walking zombies?
 Uncle Phil: @kazzy94 In the zombie world yes. In the Pony world you would be a zombie. Your choice if it's a zombie pony or zombie human.
 dangerkeith3000: Original My Little Pony or Next Gen?
 BavidDowie: I've already got the body glitter. I think I've voted already!
 kazzy94: Would I have to be a pony version of myself?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Pront Remp not with that attitude!
 jochenau: I would rather live in Zombieworld than get the Groupon app.
 Scoo: [cue vigorous, angry, overwrought, but ultimately sad and meaningless Internet emanating from parents'-basements everywhere]
 Pront Remp: Easy choice. You can't fuck a zombie.
Image 260026   07-31-18 09:03am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 namaste: Batlike
 Mad Collager: Is this where I audition for the part of Anubis?
 fumbduck: Kinda looks like Joe Pesci
Image 259893   07-30-18 12:38pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Scoo: Great, the university maintenance staff already hate you, now you've given them an outlet
 Passive: listen here you entitled shits
 tib gubb: It only makes stealing the chair that much more sweet.
 Annoying Vegan : Cmon. Leave a chair. Dont be afraid.
Image 259462   07-27-18 6:34pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 donhomero: Congrats on adopting a cloud!
Image 258355   07-20-18 9:11pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!
Image 258223   07-20-18 12:54pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Springbok: Tripod
 apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.
Image 258209   07-19-18 10:58pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 257917   07-18-18 01:37am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Shay: Meanwhile, the United States is still working on their apology for Donald Trump and whatever dirty deeds.
 Mad Collager: At least they made sure their girlfriend had protection. She's a Trojan horse, after all.
 Mr. Shine: Surprise! Its full of debt!
 Whatever: Those Greeks are great gift givers arent they?
Image 257462   07-15-18 10:08am     Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Mr. Shine: Pleasant dreams, fuzzy one.
Image 256722   07-10-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    melted plastic
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