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 majorchamp's Aggro-Gator

 some guy : We're borkfing the conditioning!
 kornisjon: Well, I'm convinced.
 Annoying Vegan : Do they think that cancer is communicable or something?
 Munkybut: Prevent no dogs. Cancer in house.
 petepuma: CANCER DOG #1 is a cheap comic book
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't choose your bumper stickers.
 VeeKay: The court appointed psychiatrist isn't really your friend, no matter what you think. It's called a therapeutic relationship.
 Mr. Whiskers: Perl Horber lady got a new ride!
Image 235478   03-03-18 08:31am     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 trelyate: hey, it's that guy with the raspy, deep voice who voice acted in just about every 90's animated movie!
 Felicity: Remember, Tone, Sheenas need love too
 Winterneuro: Alright, dig it Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-see? The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
 Gomi Day: heck yeah.
Image 235394   03-02-18 8:07pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Donut: Wait, what were you saying about the Democrats again?
 hajjpodge: Grandma, you left the speech-to-text function on somehow.
Image 235230   03-01-18 9:58pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 DrNinjaman: Do kids even know what the pink panther is anymore?
 RiderFan: Its a nice idea, but people keep knocking things over with it.
 Robespierre: What do you get when you mix an Angry Bird with a hobbyhorse, and then cross it with a fidget spinner? Anyone?
 Yurishiro: Gurl is this silk?
 Skinr: If an Angry Bird wore a body, would he wear it like THIS... or like THIS?
Image 235190   03-01-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Hokie333: #165633
 dangerkeith3000: They were in an eggcident.
 Not A Bot: "You are getting sleepy... now... slowly, put the hamburger on the ground..."
 VeeKay: Cops came round huh? Found out they were at the wrong address eh?
 Teechur: Ova cryin' out loud! Omelette you two cool off before you kill each other.
 Mr. Shine: Two eggs, beaten.
 Zarathustra: Die eier von satan
Image 234918   02-28-18 03:40am     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Mr Bleak: @trelyate Well, I can turn wine into water...
 trelyate: now he can turn water into wine!
 Micro Jackson: Our true saviour
 barfolomew: No one seems to consider how utterly fucked-up the whole idea of Kirby is.
Image 233716   02-21-18 1:03pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Robespierre: Eh, after that little incident at the mirror factory, a few more years aren't going to make any real difference
 VeeKay: Back to 9Gag with you my friend!
 Ulillillia: There's no upvote option here so when I see it I always substitute badvote.
 Side Boob: The coin of the realm is RAD. (this ain't it)
 wolfskin: Don't bring your cultural-colonialist 'up' votes around here!
Image 233297   02-19-18 02:07am     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Felicity: That looks good! Soon I will eat.
 sparename: Sesamoebun
 Matricii: When sesame seed critical mass was achieved, the burger collapsed in on itself and created a singularity, a gateway into the world of Ronald McDonald
 XLY: on a sesame seed bun ya big dummy
 mexican: Sesame saturation achieved.
 iatemyhomework: This is too much. Says who? Says a me
 dobbiesdoogs: #87390 sorry i think our buns were switched
Image 232049   02-12-18 03:38am     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Annoying Vegan : Happiness is a blurry tail.
 barfolomew: Treat?
Image 231600   02-09-18 4:04pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Rev80: I've heard of second-hand smoke, but second-mouth smoke!??! Mind and lungs blown..
 when so: Somebody won a bet
Image 230757   02-04-18 9:47pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Not A Bot: At this point, how could this possibly not be their fetish?
 Teechur: Anybody seen my kid? We've been playing hide and seek for a little too long. I'm getting worried.
 Wooden Spoon: Does shit stick to your fur?
 Mr. Shine: Get off my @SS!
 kornisjon: You sat in something.
 redbranch: Baer so beeg it needs a cub to steer its rear.
Image 230346   02-02-18 3:23pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Skaalar: Hold your shit together, Sister Margaret! The Lord smiles on those who can keep it down!
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Back to their old habits, eh?
 Yurishiro: @Felicity I like the 'sister act' ones
 alborland: Nuns should go back to the old uniforms
 genius: Reminiscent of "Weekender" by Flowered Up, innit?
 GoGo Robotto: pfft. amateurs!
Image 228951   01-25-18 6:27pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 kornisjon: I admire your attentiveness, but you should blink every once in a while.
 mwoody: @dangerkeith3000 Protip: I weigh so much I snore when awake. Loophole!
 Korrok: Korrok refuses.
 dangerkeith3000: I need a pair of those for work for when I don't get enough sleep at night. Problem is, I boss may notice anyway.
 VeeKay: Stop making a spectacle of yourself bruh.
 Amy Housewine: Aye-aye, cap'n.
 WTF: "Eye"-glasses
 a robot:…
Image 228337   01-22-18 12:37pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Not A Bot: This is what you get for thinking your dog has it so easier than you, and then falling asleep on your homework...
Image 227985   01-20-18 3:33pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Yurishiro: Super cozy
Image 227893   01-20-18 01:05am     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 kornisjon: Eyes: On the prize.
Image 227819   01-19-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 PissedOff: Nothin' beats flying First Class.
 Annoying Vegan : This is everything I want in life
 UnknownSample: Chillin, illin, mindin my business
 San DoDo: Don't ever talk to me or my dogecoin millionaire son again!
 Hyphae: @Lantry how dare you talk that way to a dogecoin millionaire
 Lantry: ugh, get a job!
Image 226479   01-12-18 7:27pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Surprising: Reduce Reuse Recycle
Image 225886   01-09-18 6:31pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 VeeKay: Central Parkis
Image 219156   12-05-17 01:03am     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 Teechur: @nightmarez Mine's only 8.5 pounds. Jumping keeps people from stepping on her. It's a survival thing.
 Urn BooUrn: @Rhombo Dimple Southern Cuddlehound.
 Rhombo Dimple: What breed is that?
 genius: Awwwww
 nightmarez: I still haven't taught my dog to not jump when someone comes in. It's just way too hard to not give in.
Image 217924   11-28-17 3:03pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
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