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Image EBP   01-22-17 4:40pm     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Spazstatic: At first I thought the street lamp was a semi that was semi submerged
 ping: @Scoo It means that there's a pot of gold somewhere in Meadowbank.
 Scoo: BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEAAAAAANNN!!!
 ignatz: Jings!
 ping: Aye. :)
 sparename: ENBRA!
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 Lestrange: My first 1000 plus image! So proud of these ladies.
 Skaalar: @Shay You did a rhyme!!
 Shay: @Annoying Vegan Yes sir (or ma'am), she would be a perfect fit for the friendly spaceship.
 Niels Bohr: @Cami you would have heard it on the radio, the revolution will not be televised.
 Cami: Heard on the radio yesterday: A woman's place is in the revolution.
 Annoying Vegan : @Shay Is she as rad as she appears?
 Shay: I kid you not, I think I know the woman on the left.
 Scoo: Just need a li'l of the ol' #155766
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 LieutenantTofu: Can I be reseated? I'm allergic to having my face taloned off
 LaeMi: Celebrities are now training falcons to enforce their privacy.
 Peach: Don't be alarmed, that's just my discomfort animal.
 whiplash: The captain SAID turn off your cell phone!
 Scoo: Guy in the back like ohhhh shiiiiit
 scribbs: @LieutenantTofu But my dinosaur-brained kill machine helps my nerves!
 LieutenantTofu: These emotional support animals have gotten completely out of hand
 BlarfyB: @Albatross So they will stay and prey.
 Albatross: In case of snakes on a plane deploy birds of prey in curds and whey
Image 157622   01-21-17 10:26am   Views: 32407   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Telkwa: Don't Zika Virus PSA ads usually have some text on the poster somewhere?
 duckfarts: @Lestrange don't ask me
 Lestrange: The duck is going on here?
Image 157375   01-20-17 12:10pm   Views: 67877   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 Niels Bohr: That feeling when you shave and think "oh yeah, that's why I grew a beard."
 Teechur: Take your camera out of panorama mode.
 A duck: Same
 a robot: Well that's not creepy at all.
 Scoo: Post-Modern Janus
Image 157374   01-20-17 12:03pm   Views: 64872   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Peter Pantsless: She's got a mean right hook, but she'll never make it with that glass jaw
 hearsegirl: Bowie's inspiration for China Girl
 whiplash: Chinese poison ivy is actually quite attractive, but still itchy.
 well duh: Delft Punk?
 LaeMi: #157282
 Kohapi: Nice design and all, but you need to get out in the sun, lady!
 Frank herbert: My plates have the same pattern
 wolfpk: Her face is from the Ming Dynasty.
 wolfpk: Her face is from the Ming Dynasty.
 WTF: That porcelain skin!
 ThatGuy: Fine China
Image 157367   01-19-17 11:26pm   Views: 80530   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 ChubbyBuddy: 1 shade of grey
 Scoo: Those look like a pair of big, heavy balls
 Ulillillia: If you know what I mean
Image 157170   01-18-17 10:54pm   Views: 108573   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 DrinkMixMan: Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?
 Yam: BATTLE AXE LESSONS AT THE REC CENTER, with my teacher Dolph Hauldhagen, The Instruc-TOR!
 thebiglutovsky: This DEFINITELY changes "The Nutcracker Suite"
 Pingulingus: I'd watch it, not sure if I'd do it tho...
 Prostata: I'm SO going to do this!
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 Headoftheclass: @Teechur I can take a shot at it...
 LaeMi: @Teechur - thanks. That's a new one for me to store away to delight my youngest nieces and nephews (they love auntie Lae's stories, which is in itself mildly disturbing).
 White Rice: @LaeMi it's probable (at least the Disney versions). I know Snow White initially had a sister as well (Rose Red, woo color names!) and they had multiple stories, but I don't know where the originals & the Disney differ in them. Classic stories/fairy tales were the best/worst (I think one involved red-hot iron shoes & a wicked step person dancing them self to death?)
 Teechur: @LaeMi If I'm not mistaken, Rumpelstiltskin was so angry for being tricked that he stamped in a circle, got himself stuck in the ground, and tore himself in half trying to get out of the hole. I think I'll stick to happier stories for my children. Like Ol' Yeller. Or are you going to ruin that for me, too? ;)
 LaeMi: Also, my young-teen niece enjoyed the series of books starting with this amazon.com/Mermaids-Madness-PRINCESS-NOVELS/dp/0756405831/ (I bought them for her, but read them myself first, and also enjoyed them).
 LaeMi: @LaeMi ... they have drifted from it."
 LaeMi: @Hiddentigerma - you might like Sherri S. Tepper's book "Beauty" which is a quite interesting scifi/fantasy retelling of a bunch of them: Basically Sleeping beauty sidesteps the sleeping spell when the wicked fairy accidentally curses her similar-looking illegitimate half-sister. While escaping she is abducted by time travelers from the 28th century filming a documentary tn the 'disappearance of magic' from Earth. She eventually makes it back to her own time via the 21st century (AKA: 'the last good time for humanity') to complain to her some-time faery guardian Puck that "I've seen Disney! What's going on here" when she notices some disturbing similarities to her daughter's life and that of Cinderella. Puck explains 'all stories are based on a kernel of truth, the only question is how far
 LaeMi: @White Rice - you are quite right. I get the two confused. Probably because one is rather derivative of the other (I wonder if they are branchs of the same origin?)
 White Rice: @LaeMi I thought that was for sleeping beauty, not Snow White (still, same prince every time; it makes you wonder)
 Hiddentigerma: @LaeMi I prefer those versions.
 grizzly: @LaeMi I'm running out of exclamation marks.
 LaeMi: @grizzly - there is also even older Cinerella-like tales that arguably may be related that go all the way back to China, in the bad old days of foot-binding (where an infant girl's feet were crushed with stones then tightly bound for life so she would grow up to have fashionably tiny feet). Yeah, reality isn't any better!
 grizzly: @LaeMi oh fuk!
 LaeMi: @grizzly - Cinerella goaded her step-sisters into hacking off bits of their feet so they would fit into the glass slipper the prince was bringing around! One died later from her injuries.
 grizzly: @LaeMi oh fuk
 grizzly: @LaeMi pray tell
 LaeMi: Since I have 20 minutes before I leave for my bus to work... (I imagine this is moderately well know by the viewership here anyway) In the original(s) he rapes her in her sleep and what actually wakes her is the pain of childbirth (twin boys) 9 months later. By then the prince is long gone, but she hacks her own way out of the thorny prison and tracks him down and presents his sons to him. He slut-shames her in front of the royal court for getting pregnant out of wedlock, then takes his (he doesn't deny fatherhood!) sons off her before having her run out of the kingdom. .... So who wants to be a fairytale princess?
 Scoo: Gross
 a robot: Ewwww
 LaeMi: Well it is better than what he does to her in the original (pre-Disneyfied) version.
Image 157103   01-18-17 4:31pm   Views: 110941   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 ThatGuy: Buck wild!
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 LaeMi: The little makers.
 Kim: I have the weirdest bone right now.
 Frank herbert: Oh good you found my fleshlight. Thanks
 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright
 LaeMi: Gor fleshlight.
 Kraken: *throw, not yheow. Damn my keyboard.
 Kraken: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE BURN IT DIE YHEOW IT TO SPACE KILLL ITTTT
 fanny: Dear space friends, thank you for always giving me new things to be afraid of. Love, fanny
 CastleBravo: It's the picture of the WOUNDS left by the Lamprey that REALLY leave one wishing for the brain bleach. For your own sanity, do NOT search for it.
 Wet farts: Fire. Fire can fix this right up.
 Scoo: It's like a nice pretty sunflower. Of death.
 tritium: I can see forever
 Knice: @Lestrange, Why do you hate me? :-(
 WaffleIron: Nice, but does it do sand?
Image 156953   01-17-17 8:26pm   Views: 139332   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Kraken: Nice swimsuit.
 yev: i say, do you frequent this fine shore?
 Fancy Clown: Try getting in the water first, dingus
 Lestrange: That charming gent is Nikola Tesla.
 WaffleIron: SO MUCH SAND EVERYWHERE ARGGHHHH
 SomeCanadian: I'm not sure the weight-lifting belt is necessary, but you're the boss...
 Scoo: They look happy!
 fanny: cover up that elbow, you harlot!
Image 156883   01-17-17 1:54pm   Views: 189713   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 tib gubb: whoa, sorry.
 SomeCanadian: This kills the illusion.
 Annoying Vegan : Don't point your hair dryer at your dog.
 Mitchell: FLUBBBAFLUBBAFLUBBBBAABBBPPPBBB
 Amy Housewine: I keep imagining a Gabby Johnson "Rebbrer" sound.
 Mr. Butt: Mother of God
Image 156874   01-17-17 12:47pm   Views: 148735   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Amy Housewine: NO
 Radstarboom: Consummate V's!
 Bast Relief: I actually want this. State's rights in CA never looked so good, but I still want to be ironic about it.
 Lestrange: Available in Finland from Varusteleka, in the 'old jokes' department.
 smarkles: @Chest Rockwell Dang, I didn't know we were coming up with cool names for things.
 San DoDo: No tred on mi
 Chest Rockwell: @Flarmie I prefer "snake".
 Flarmie: I prefer "Danger Noodle"
 jazzjunkie: Don't heck with me red coats! Heck off u leave.
 WaffleIron: No step, only boop!
Image 156619   01-16-17 01:54am     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 sparename: @scribbs Hanx
 scribbs: @sparename Sounds good!
 sparename: @scribbs Stiff Little Fish Fingers
 scribbs: What's the Alternative Ulster fry?
 whiplash: That does it, I'm booking my (Northern Ireland) Norn Iron Foodie Tour right now.
 petepuma: DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
 E. HONDA: NEED 2 EAT? GO ON AND HAVE IT
 whiplash: Oh, who doesn't like a nice brekkie of eels and dulse?
 addend: This kills the linguist.
 Scoo: Does the fishfinger sarnie come with custard for dipping?
 thebiglutovsky: This makes me sad.
Image 156586   01-15-17 10:03pm     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Fett4life: Glassy
 smarkles: @DarkTeddy Left side.
 DarkTeddy: Im struggling to tell which side is the reflection
 addend: A clean-air factory.
Image 156390   01-14-17 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 WaffleIron: I for one am a fan of genetic diversity.
 Beef Supreme: A Korean guy has just as much right to be Queen of England as an old German woman does.
 Ulillillia: You don't say.
 LaeMi: vvv I was tempted to say 'yellow-washing' but besides being based on a slur, my own SE-asian-sourced skin is definitely not any shade of yellow I can find on a Panatone chart!
 LaeMi: Is this the Chinese version of Hollywood Whitewashing?
 Peter Pantsless: PAY HERE. Make up a fake bill or leave it blank.
Image 155974   01-12-17 5:09pm     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Minx: Majestic. *bring tears to eyes*
 DrinkMixMan: @Zampano @Zampano It is a joke with a setup stolen from The Simpsons... and a punchline stolen from the Simpsons.
 SomeCanadian: If you can't say an obscure Simpsons quote here, then it needent be said. @Zampano
 Zampano: I wanna say this is an obscure Simpsons quote
 Teechur: It might be pigeon-toed....
 addend: Your cars and outdoor sculptures are sooo doomed.
 jochenau: It is, on all levels except the physical, a pigeon.
Image 155670   01-11-17 01:26am     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 hajjpodge: Had sex? @Scoo
 Scoo: Doesn't matter
Image 155660   01-11-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Lestrange
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