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 Lantry's Aggro-Gator

 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back
 glenalec: I hardly know 'er.
 Warrax: This car is ass.
 Nope: Ah *puts out cigarette* you see this car, it is like a beautiful lady with a nice round rump. How do we convey this?
 Robespierre: Lawd, take me downtown; I'm just lookin' for ... a Pacer?!
 wolfpk: Small car or big women?
 trelyate: that is a great car... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
 Mr. Whiskers: Ah...the mirthmobile
 jochenau: Jean-Charles: The perfect car for getting prrted on by ladies.
 Mr. Shine: With rear windows like that, you can see all the junk in the trunk.
Image 248396   05-19-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 TheFrogMan: @Otterman It*s better than bad, it*s good!
 Otterman: @Not A Bot And finally, my daughter sings The Log song to me every so often.
 Otterman: @Not A Bot Well, who didn't?
 Otterman: If it sucks, hit da brucks
 Beef Supreme: Real winners quit. I prefer to think of it as cutting my losses, and only do so if I haven't hedged my bets.
 Not A Bot: I used to watched ren & stimpy with my dad when I was about 4 or 5 years old. rad.
Image 240747   04-03-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 Science: @Ulillillia: Catnip is part of the mint family and is edible by humans
 Peach: Coco Peru approves
 DrNinjaman: Eleuthero? I didn't even know her.
 jazzjunkie: Hops?
 a robot: Ok... #237111
 Hokie333: @Ulillillia I have some of that growing in an AG cup on my windowsill. It's very minty-smelling, much more so than the dried form.
 Ulillillia: Ingredient list, third line, last word.
Image 237130   03-12-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 Queen K: Gotta catch 'em all: STD edition
 Side Boob: Seems legit...
 redmonkey3: Too many windows
 Psymon: Gets kids inside cheaper than candy
 Smorlacks: You should highlite the plate not cover it
Image 231848   02-10-18 11:41pm     Uploaded by    carlin
 karmakat: hey...BABY! How yah doing?
Image 230092   02-01-18 02:47am     Uploaded by    Lantry
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie Clearly it can on Amazon!
 jazzjunkie: I may only have $5.63, but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money; money can't buy me love.
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward not worth it, anyways.
 Dr Awkward: Still too steep for my blood.
Image 218499   12-01-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 WotGives: Did not lol at all. Is that quiet enough?
 Lantry: Also i think that the first image was replaced at some point. The picture currently at /images/aggrogatordotcom1.jpg has the newer watermark style, but there's on at /images/aggrogatordotcom.jpg with the old style
 Lantry: This was already on the website at /images/0.jpg. i decided to re-up it to see if anyone knew anything about it.
 necronomicon: Mrs. Doubtfire strikes again!
 itskando: Mrs Doubtfire?
 eurotrash: I'll just mull it over for a bit
Image 215539   11-15-17 9:09pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 Quackzy: Credit KC Green, Gunshow
 Hokie333: Apparently, yes. #202778
 desertfox: My skull faced obelisk Friend!! HI
Image 203012   09-12-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 Spazstatic: Man has a hammock, 3 grills and a beard... What he did next will surprise you...
 Rat-Butt: Man has a hammer, 3 nails, and a board...what he did next will surprise you...
 Wet farts: @Rev80 #127312
 Mr. Shine: Just checking!
 Rev80: I infer from the blank area that those two guys are telling injured individuals to go fuck themselves..
 SomeCanadian: Not yet. Wait.
 Chest Rockwell: Lamar looks a little too happy.
 UltraBeverly: They seem fine.
 Mr. Butt: I'd like to be...??
 San DoDo: N-No..
Image 200480   08-30-17 3:54pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
Image IRH   08-28-17 5:08pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
Image IRG   08-28-17 5:08pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 99.9 Percent: If youre not eating square pizza...
 Warrax: If it were a little more oily, it would look like the pizza my school cafeteria used to serve.
 Sadbot: First world almost-problem played up for attention online
 DrinkMixMan: The found out about unnecessary captioning habit and punished you
 Off Topic: That's a caption.
Image 199881   08-27-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 PenguinBartender: Sage advice: do NOT ask questions on a bus. About anything.
Image 199245   08-24-17 09:47am     Uploaded by    Lantry
 Jorp Lulter: @Shay Also, Snitsky
 Amy Housewine: @Shay Oh. That's a shame. It's somehow less funny when it's not Jerry Lawler.
 Shay: @Amy Housewine Actually I believe that was Tony Atlas.
 Flarmie: @A duck I like how he's fighting either Mike or Lando.
 Niels Bohr: Shatner in front?
 Amy Housewine: Jerry 'the noted foot fetishist' Lawler.
 Brain: One guy wears a clown mask. That is scary.
 A duck: Jerry "The King" Lawler more like Jerry "The King" LOLler am I right?
 luxbu: Trajan is...the wrestling font. (I got nothing. Rad for indie pro wrestling shows.)
Image 192142   07-19-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 Air Biscuit: Become uncomfortably numb.
 Hosebag: When I was a child parents asked me to light the grill. This stuff was too slow. A quart of gasoline did it though. No more eyebrows either!
 Mad Collager: But I wanted odorless charcoal heavier fluid!
 Nopetology: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. He'll also be pain-free in short order- not instantly, but pretty quickly if you do it right.
Image 185071   06-13-17 6:47pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
Image HTO   06-13-17 1:48pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 tekfro: wonder twin powers, activate!
 SgtScaredFrog: @Peter Pantsless Musa acuminata
 Peter Pantsless: What the Hell is that yellow thing? I feel like I used to know, but after dropping to blue, I'm not so sure...
 grandma: B-a-n-a-n-a-s go well with Diet Coke, so maybe it works for beer too
 Skaalar: Ah. We meet again, Old Friend.
 fakeusername: cramming some fruit in works for cheap mexican beers, so...
 WotGives: @chhumphrey That all seemed pretty clear
 chhumphrey: Instructions unclear, discarded for good craft beer
 Knice: Budnana for scale.
Image 184191   06-09-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    Lantry
 redmonkey3: @Catcat - the target for fish jizz
 Spazstatic: Red users
 White Rice: Those look like the "popping" boba things. I tried some for the first time the other day (they were melon flavored) and they were interesting. I prefer the regular boba, but they were refreshing on a warm day.
 tib gubb: would you like some tea in your bubbles
 Catcat: Fish jizz?
Image 184138   06-08-17 11:47pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
 Mr Shifty: Oh boo the old double comment thang
 Mr Shifty: Oh yay, the old pineapple/pizza thang
 Mr Shifty: Oh yay, the old pineapple/pizza thang
 Extreme Locorito: "Hawaiian" pizza ... urp.
 Kim: I usually get the pisano.
 Shay: Just another Thursday night at the frat house.
Image 184117   06-08-17 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
Image HSM   06-08-17 9:04pm     Uploaded by    Lantry
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