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 breadtoaster: Perfect @Butcherboy
 Morn Bumbies: @Butcherboy no that's a giraffe
 Butcherboy: I think theres a submarine coning tower behind those trees
Image 244019   04-23-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.
 Teechur: @Mad Collager Spanish is my second language. Google translator is my third, fourth, fifth,.....
 Springbok: @kornisjon Oh God it is lmao I'm never mentioning Norwegian again
 kornisjon: @Springbok If you did, you'd know that it's Danish :p Although it's probably nearly the same in Norwegian.
 Springbok: I wish I knew more Norwegian :(
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Cool! I didn't know you spoke German, among your many other talents.
 glenalec: The Fat Controller.
 Beeble: Elon musk
 Teechur: @Teechur "But it's only waffer thin."
 Teechur: Herr Creosote sagt: "Ich konnte keinen weiteren Bissen essen"
Image 244008   04-23-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro Many (if not most) boozy thingies are vegan :) As for robots though I suppose it depends on the make and model?
 lizzz: @Annoying Vegan @a robot [narrows eyes] pretty sure robots can't get drunk... [narrows eyes more] and vegans don't drink alcohol... [eyes disappear]
 Johnnydunebuggy: That dog was totally shit-faced twenty minutes later.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!! Bring your dog too :D
 Youll Cowards: Oops, got a little pull in your sweater there..
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot May I join you?
 a robot: Definitely wanna get drunk on a patio with this pup
Image 243642   04-21-18 09:47am     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 kornisjon: Behind all of the surgeries and fashion choices is a very lovely person. Believe it or not, her heart is as big as her breasts. (People will disagree with me but I am right.)
 VeeKay: Vile individual.
 Robespierre: Yuck.
 when so: Fa god pals
 jochenau: Apparently the good life involves multiple silicone implants, then a breast reduction surgery, a few stints in prison, and ownership of a strip club in Copenhagen.
 Teechur: Those must be Stiffler's dogs, too.
 WTF: I don't know how they do it Holland but in the US we pet our dogs.
 Mr. Shine: There's a lot going on here.
 Ulillillia: My father flew with the Slap Dog Air Force
 kornisjon: This is silly, but the title amuses me because of what it sounds like in English. In Danish it basically just means "relax!"
 Captain Marsupial: Somehow I feel she's using those puppies to sell her book.
Image 239201   03-25-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 kornisjon: @Dr. Bathroom Beetroot/horseradish spread. It's pretty good.
 Dr. Bathroom: What's the reddish/pinkish stuff in the jar?
Image 239125   03-24-18 10:26pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan I wish i could MEGA + your comment :)
 Robespierre: Too much bling for this time of the morning. MORE COFFEEEEE!
 Side Boob: Make the Empire Glorious Again! (Nice work as usual, @Ping )
 Annoying Vegan : @mexican Too far? What part of MEGA dont you understand?!
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Finally, the button we all deserve!
 Not A Bot: Oh wait, that's legitimately me in the picture what the fuck!?!
 mexican: I think the diamonds are a touch too far, but the overall effect is nice.
 fanny: well hello beautiful!
 funny in the wall: *MAGA
 a robot: @ping Yay! So shiny :D
 ping: Created for #237223 because @ignatz deserves a gaudy, tacky trophy. :)
Image 237612   03-15-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    brown tony
 Side Boob: I shook my cane at this submission. Now I'm off to yell at clouds.
 Hyphae: @Prostata is doing me a hapi
 Prostata: this gave me a smile
Image 237280   03-13-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 bug: Look, Bambi... I know you've got a sad story and all, but you've been sofa surfing for years now. It's time you find a real job and move out man.
 funny in the wall: looks like it farted
 itskando: @illBilliam On the carpet? Do you want ticks? Because This is how we get ticks!
 illBilliam: Sure real cute, too bad it's loaded with parasites.
 Life Whacker: Oh deer.
Image 237205   03-13-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 DrNinjaman: Sorry, Horny Shingles #235818
 DrNinjaman: Also: Hurley Singles, Hangry Singles, and Sangria Shingles.
 ping: Miranda?
 kornisjon: @barfolomew It's fine now, but my finger hurts.
 Shay: Awwwwwwright, I gonna score me a Donut Wolf over at the Dunkin Donuts down the street.
 barfolomew: Better get Angus to fix it.
Image 235891   03-05-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 kornisjon: I hope people realize that the statue is not a nazi.
Image 235829   03-05-18 07:26am     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Kaviri: In that order.
Image 233604   02-20-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 kornisjon: Yep, this photo is definitely tinier than I anticipated.
 addend: It's a small world, after all.
Image 233448   02-19-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Yipee Kai yay yipee yo yo yo.
 zoe: I want to be a billionaire. What are the hours?
 Crim Tender: @carpwoman that's one of the reasons I waited to become purple before starting to donate!
 Teechur: I wanna be a cowboy....and you can be my cowgirl...
 carpwoman: @Knice - Hell, you can buy that now.
 Frank herbert: So IOW you want to be Dunkelzahn
 a robot: When I grow up, I want to be a steam shovel!
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 Zarathustra: Doesn't the first, include all others?
 melted plastic: I want to be a meme creator!
 Greek Fire: @Ulillillia President Dragon did a lot of great things for this country, like setting the Capitol on fire
 ping: @grizzly :)
 grizzly: @ping amateur at best.
 ping: @grizzly Not sure you want to declare yourself a professional in that field.
 Chest Rockwell: I wan't people to leave me alone.
 grizzly: I want to sleep with you.
 tib gubb: all of the above.
 Side Boob: I want to be a fire truck!
 Ulillillia: I want to be president, so I'll start with the first one.
 BoiledEggs: I want to be a vampire bat.
 Knice: I want to be a Purple-Ranked User.
Image 231955   02-11-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 sparename: Refractopus
 when so: Famous cats ep. 1: Meowchimedes
 karmakat: plays the JAW'S MUSIC
 tib gubb: am crocodile
Image 231053   02-06-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Annoying Vegan : Get down from there
 funny in the wall: i prefer soylent cola
Image 229176   01-26-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Matricii: This guy asked his guidance counselor in high school what jobs would bring in the chicks and he replied "I dunno man... uhh.. Concert Cellist?" after taking a huge bong rip.
 DrinkMixMan: Cello, is it me you're looking for?
 Mexico: Why, yes, this cello is touching my butt.
Image 228990   01-25-18 10:26pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 cran vodka: "Wat'choo lookin' at, crabcakes?"
 VoR: Black poog.
 grizzly: Don't cross me, mother fucker.
 Not A Bot: It creeps And leaps and glides and slides
Image 220210   12-10-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Mr. Shine: *lurking intensifies*
 kornisjon: Within 5 minutes or so, this cat went from the most sociable and cuddly kitty to, well, you see the look in its eyes.
 Rat-Butt: Is that the stairway to heaven that she was climbing.
Image 214230   11-08-17 10:31pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 trelyate: shit
 Ulillillia: Speak not the word of curse!
 Shay: This game is weird.
 Fenrisw01f: I don't remember this part of her training in Kill Bill
Image 212658   10-31-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    kornisjon
 zodiacflash: Are you threatening me?
 million laffs: fire! fire!
Image 211458   10-25-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    Ihminen
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