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 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE-OH BUGGER, YOU BEAT ME TO IT.
 Bernie 2016: @Warrax come on
 DangitBobby: Cats on ice
 Warrax: ...and Knice are cats!
 fanny: Super cute, made me smile :)
 Teechur: @Knice Doing a purrouette, no less!
 Mexico: Very @Knice!
 chhumphrey: I didn't know Puss in Boots had a northern cousin
 Knice: imgur.com/…
 Knice: You've made my day. :-D
 Off Topic: Stick a RAD sticker on those skates.
 Ihminen: lol nice
Image 207135   10-03-17 06:26am     Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 Catcat: Love the sign of the door
 DarkTeddy: Wow for the first time I get the inside joke.
 Side Boob: @Ihminen Now I want to do one with the Spanish Inquisition
 Ihminen: lol wasn't expecting this
 Clim Tinties: Hah!
 Donut: I HAVEN'T BEEN AWAY THAT LONG
 Knice: @Noremak Looking like you have a personal tailor-made swaperino, there!
 Noremak: I love satire.
 Shay: BU strikes again.
 Knice: Dayum.
 San DoDo: Wait, isn't that just a ... wooohooo, 2 close4me
 Side Boob: I lost XP laughing at this :P
 Sadbot: Sometimes the loss of XP is harder on the commenter than the poster
 eider: OOOOOOOH, BUUUUURRRRNNNN.
 jochenau: I have no idea what's going on here but I love it.
 Alaskan: I loss XP for this
 Cami: That's one dead fascine.
Image 206925   10-02-17 03:47am     Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 tib gubb: am photosynthesizin'
 Not A Bot: Another Perry Bible Fellowship
 sirgallium: the kitty plant is coming in nicely this year
 melted plastic: don't over water. This type of rarefied bloom hates too much water.
 skatermario: Ah, my downy jerk seeds finally bloomed.
 The Bees: Sun, I allow you to bathe my glory this morning.
Image 205652   09-25-17 6:31pm     Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
 Knice: @Teechur Quadzoople erryday :-D
 Teechur: @Knice vvv
 Teechur: Thought of you when I saw this: gocomics.com/frazz/2017/10/…
 tib gubb: pretty freakin' rad.
 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D
 hajjpodge: This is very Knice.
 fanny: @Knice wait wait wait... technical question here... you're left foot dominate, right? shouldn't THAT be your RAD foot??
 Annoying Vegan : Someone to the left of the first image is roasting corn.
 Niels Bohr: This is what peak performance looks like.
 Mr. Butt: hot DAMN!
 grizzly: Nice medal!
 fanny: looks pretty RAD to me!
 Mr. Shine: Gazelle-like movements!
 Knice: I let my colors show for this one. :-)
 Dan Tagonistic: My day has been made
 Peter Pantsless: Dat ass!
Image 205346   09-24-17 03:26am     Uploaded by    Knice
 Jaunty Shrimp: Coming outta retirement to rad dis
 fanny: @Knice :) I'm glad you like it! My husband went to a convention in DC way back in February and brought back some groceries he didn't eat including this Nice! butter so i've been sitting on this idea for a while, finally had the chance to do it :)
 Knice: @Robespierre I'm sure you've heard of SIDS? Well I've got GrIDS, Gradual Infant Death Syndrome. Shit's taking forever, man. :-/
 soccer: @Knice I thought you'd be dead by now!
 Knice: @fanny Still laughing about this. :-D
 a robot: I cannot possibly rad this nearly enough, because this needs to be radded like 15,000 times! Super love it @fanny!
 copunter: dedicated aggronauts, roaming the earth, turning BAD to RAD with their MINDS!!!1!
 Not A Bot: As the laughter leaves you, so does the last of your strength. Finally, you collapse into your chair. Like a domino.
 Annoying Vegan : *pew pew pew! pew pew pew pew!*
 Mr. Butt: @fanny Hahaha, amazing! I didn't even notice :D
 fanny: @Robespierre :) aww it came out a little blurry but i also laser the Butter into Mr. Butt :)
 Warrax: HOW DO I GET EYE LASERS THIS IS IMPORTANT!
 San DoDo: Ha ha, wut :D
 Knice: O SHIT I'M DYING!! It's been a while since I've giggled hard enough to sweat. :'-D
 gutwheat: If you think it's butter, but it's KNice ... then it's RAD!
Image 200708   08-31-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan That night, a wadded-up Kim Possible printed kleenex and some black electrical tape I keep in my bag for taping down laces. By the next day, I was satisfied that it had stopped leaking, so I left it. Now I've got a cool divot and the hair grows all wonky there. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Holy cow! Did you get stitches, or just tape it up?
 Knice: One of my most notable scars is from a toepick. I was in a show, doing a pairs spiral with this lady when I hit a rut in the ice and went down. She kept going, and her left toepick stabbed me in the back of my left hand, right where the first thumb-bone joins the wrist. That caused her forward motion to become a turn, which gouged a sizeable chunk out of your boy. I got off as non-chalantly as I could, cupping my right hand under the left to catch the blood. When I got off-ice, I whispered to the Director "I need a bucket to bleed in!" She had one.
 Knice: @a sedated moose @Warrax @Annoying Vegan They're sharpish. Like, if you pulled your fingernail across an edge. It would shave up some dust; but they're not kitchen-knife sharp. I've seen and had some fairly bad cuts from them, but that's more a function of the amount of force behind the blade, not its sharpness.
 Warrax: @Annoying Vegan This is precisely what I wonder every time I see someone ice skating. I assume @Knice is down a few digits, like a shop teacher.
 a sedated moose: @Knice @Annoying Vegan I'm thinking more along these lines: #200598
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Are ice skates actually sharp? Has anyone ever lost a finger by falling and someone skating over them?
 Knice: No DIY squatty-potty; this is why I put my skates on to shit.
Image 200688   08-31-17 4:42pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Knice: Return flight: #200207
 Jabberwikket: Getting all "righteous" is not is not going to make a lick of difference to the person blackmailing you for buying prostitutes. Just leave the money in an envelope in the marked stall at the right time.
 Knice: Brought to you by the butt-holiest stall in all of the Ashland, VA Walmart. Canya feel tha salvation?
 forkbear: His name is...darn, its covered up, now well never know. Its not Elvis, though, so that narrows it down
 UltraBeverly: Wait, you can now pay parking tickets in blood? SWEET!
 Cyka: @funny in the wall It's a cultural thing - you'll note that they did NOT hyphenate Elvis.
 funny in the wall: i hadn't realized jesus-christ was hyphenated
 Nopetology: So we're really sure it's not Elvis Amen? How about Becky?
 Side Boob: Payd?
Image 198895   08-22-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Cami: @Science They suck but they sure leverage your manpower.
 randomhobo: Pachyderm prosthetics - they're the latest thing; all the kids are talking about it.
 Science: Poor elephant probably lost it due to a landmine. Stupid landmines.
 Skaalar: @Donut :3 Farside still rules
 Donut: "I'd be fine with this if you didn't turn my other foot into a wastebasket."
 Cami: Plot twist: They made a prosthetic leg so he could keep hauling logs.
Image 198748   08-21-17 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Ronick: This is how boxing day should be celebrated
 a robot: That's a....weirdly good deal!
 addend: Yes, that's what suits and dresses are.
 gulpeg: Short (and curly) wardrobe.
 Teechur: Don't really know what you would store there, but you might not want it afterwards.
 Butcherboy: Organic dental floss
 sparename: Just merkin some space..
 Dr. Bathroom: I usually just throw mine away.
Image 194960   08-02-17 4:31pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Quackzy: The picture didn't load for me, but I'm sure it's some corn related sillyism, due to the comments, teehee. Thanks everyone!
 Jeffrat: Beats by Dr. Corn, copyright by Monsanto.
 NoRagrets: .....shit nvm
 NoRagrets: Knice would love this picture.
 grizzly: Y'all got all the good puns :(
 SunWukong: She seems @Knice.
 DrinkMixMan: Need a friend to talk to? She's all ears.
 a robot: *checks uploader username* *faints*
 Butcherboy: Looks cob-lled together
 Micro Jackson: It's corny, but I love it
Image 194922   08-02-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 NoOneImportant: @Knice Awestruck! I tried ice skating once or twice , but I only ever scratched the surface..
 a robot: @Knice "Love you to Death" is also a song by the band Type O Negative, who my embarrassing teenage goth self loved very very much. At this point in my adult life I also enjoy Tegan and Sara, so this is all good news :)
 Knice: @fanny Yeah, if your spin/ jump rotation is clockwise when viewed from above, you're skating lefty. Counter-clockwise is right-handed. I can throw a couple jumps that way, but it's bad; and I end up on my back when I try to spin that way.
 Knice: @a robot OHMYGOD I'm giggling my butt off rn. It's a Tegan and Sara tour shirt supporting their Love You To Death album. Your take is WAY better. :-D
 fanny: @Knice that's awesome. good luck to you and your partner! and i didn't know skating had a dominate side (left or right) that was interesting to learn :)
 a robot: @Knice p.s. Does your shirt say "Lovely to bone?" LOL
 a robot: @Knice Imgur is the most reliable image hosting place I know of, it's just that their "community" is awful for being pretty racist, misogynistic and generally sucking ass. But I always love love love your skating updates!
 DarkTeddy: Thats knice. You are a gentleman. @Knice
 Warrax: I didn't know firing your partner out of a cannon was legal in figure skating. I should watch more.
 Ulillillia: Adam Sandler in: The Figure Skater
 Air Biscuit: @Sadbot hamm 'er? I just met 'er!
 Sadbot: The hammer throw is way different that I remember it
 Mr. Butt: @Knice You are an absolute treasure :D
 Donut: Looks like a double axel into the Fastball Special...
 Knice: I've skated Singles, Dance, and Synchro. Just recently, I've started training Pairs with a lady at my rink who skates lefty like me and I am excited! One of our first attempts at a lift (off-ice of course): imgur.com/gallery/… Side note: The comments on that gif nicely illustrate why I prefer the Spaceship over the rest of the internet.
Image 194595   07-31-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I think we've had this conversation before :P
 a robot: @Knice This is the best thing I've read so far today :D
 Wet farts: @Knice yup. Same here.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless When I was a kid, a friend's little sister couldn't pronounce my name. "Kay-nice" was her best effort and it became my nickname for several years. Except, we used K-Nice because it seemed 'sort of hip-hop or something.' Back when I quit lurking & made an account here, you had to type a user's name in order to reply to them; so I dropped the hyphen as a convenience to mobile users. :-)
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Are you fucking kidding me!? Look, if you're gonna drop that bomb, I will, too. Good thing my last name is unlikely and middle impossible to guess.
 WaffleIron: And yet...
 trelyate: same
 Knice: Ouch. Guess what my real name is. :-(
 Greifer: I miss that Show!
Image 194198   07-29-17 7:04pm     Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 a robot: @Knice WOOOOOOOO!! It's the little things that make life bearable :D (love the vid btw)
 Knice: @a robot They didn't have anything the other night; but I stopped on the way this afternoon, and --REJOICE!! I jumped for joy imgur.com/… :-D
 Gentleman: Sapiosexual
 Knice: @a robot ODANG!! Bless your robotic heart. I'm gonna head over there after the rink tonight and check out the ol' spicy corn sitch...
 a robot: @Knice Unrelated to this image buuuuuuuut look what I found at work yesterday! i.imgur.com/…
 Knice: Animorphs not even trying any more.
 fidelcastro: Hm, I'm getting de ja vunion from this image
Image 190924   07-13-17 07:38am     Uploaded by    nuke em
 topcity: The prosthesis are getting much better as well. My uncle was walking up and down stairs a week after 4m with no physical therapy.
 waaaaaat: Similar story. I overcame gout through a heroic process of lying in bed hiding from life
 a robot: @Knice @sporky A (presumably) sad sick kid who overcame her illness and went on to do awesome things! I definitely think this is rad
 Knice: @sporky This seemed more triumphant than sad to me; that's why I posted it.
 DrinkMixMan: She's got a leg up on the competition!
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 sporky: dont really like seeing sad sick-kid stuff on here, sorry.
 Gomi Day: @Knice holy moley. just googled the name and while it looks strange as hell, that's awesome how well it works. modern medicine is awesome.
 Wet farts: Damn.And I complain about going to work. Good for her.
 Knice: Following months of chemotherapy, Gabi Shull had her lower leg amputated due to bone cancer. They kept the ankle & foot and reattached it backward to her upper leg to act as a replacement knee. She was able to walk again after about a year of therapy and training; and after another, she was back on stage dancing competitively.
Image 189843   07-07-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Warrax: @Peter Pantsless He's an overcooked steak with ketchup, which is way nastier.
 lumporungus: That's what you think. I have an inside anon source.
 SpaceCow: "I say, no way Jose, no way." - Trump on either the affects of CFCs on the ozone layer or his stance on butt consumption.
 DrinkMixMan: y'all cowards don't even eat ass
 ASTER: To be fair, can you imagine someone who would let him?
 Yam: Yeah, but something something pee something
 Aemuli: 5 years ago if you asked me if ass-eating would become a cultural reference, I'd have said, "who the hell are you?"
 Peter Pantsless: But what about the whole "you are what you eat" thing? Now I'm confused
 funny in the wall: he would if it came with ketchup
 Ihminen: What a monster
Image 185595   06-16-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Knice
 Mr. Shine: #184399 is the starting point, folks.
 Mr. Shine: @Joseph Welcome to the party!
 Mr. Shine: *Jaw hits floor* What's next??!
 Knice: @Joseph Holy shit!! I'm dying over here. :'-D
 Joseph: More like A0. There was a bus of Japanese tourists looking at me while taking this picture. So i'm sure there must be a picture of me taking this picture on one of their phones too. @Knice I tried to find a windmill with a cornfield, but apparently it's too early for corn here.
 Borkf: @Joseph The windmill was a dead giveaway. So, so you have an A2 copy of this image just lying around your house now?
 Joseph: @Teechur It's in Amsterdam. I figured you needed to get out more.
 Teechur: Wow! Where is this? Heck, I would like to know the geographical progression for ALL of the related images!
 fanny: lol i did NOT see this coming as the next progression!!
 WaffleIron: He's tilted at a windmill.
 Nopetology: Facit Sejam!!
Image 185305   06-14-17 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Joseph
 Amy Housewine: He sure does.
 Peter Pantsless: Probably a coincidence, but at least I learned how to do some stuff in GIMP
 Peter Pantsless: REJECTED! Somebody else go; I'll come up with something else later. I can't seem to upload shit since I dropped to blue.
 Borkf: I love recursion.
 Borkf: I love recursion.
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur The answer is none. None more aggro
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless o/ He turns on TV, guess who he sees, sk8er boi rockin' on A-G o/
 Teechur: Outstanding! What could be more Aggro than aggregating various types of media with a common theme?
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian Well he IS an athlete #140745
 SomeCanadian: Is Knice that built? I always imagined him as somewhat... uh... nevermind.
 Musician: *checks in after months away* "yep, they're still killing it with the meta"
 Ulillillia: CORN IS KNICE.
 Mr. Shine: I just KNOW this whole thing is going to end with a tattoo.
 Knice: @Side Boob Yeah, this is sitting in my Zazzle cart, waiting for me to come to my senses...
 fanny: I should not be on here when i'm trying to get baby to sleep i'm laughing out loud right now... this is amazing!!
 Side Boob: I see pixels!
 Himesama: Me: Aggronauts you so extra? Knice:
 Knice: #184830 Keep 'em coming! :-D
 Peter Pantsless: Actually this reads better, so I'm redoing it!
 Peter Pantsless: Well shit, I wish I had this when I did my mumbo jumbo a few minutes ago. Stellar work, though
 WaffleIron: We have reached peak spaceship.
Image 184878   06-12-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Knice: Also, I asked her: When it's hot outside, does her teacher wear sharts?
 Knice: @Bu7Z @Mr. Butt This is from my Pairs partner's daughter. I just asked: Apparently there's a color-coded behavior graph and everyone has a clip on it. Good behavior gets you 'clipped up;' bad gets you 'clipped down.' Get this: Everyone starts on Green, then can move up through Blue, and then (You guessed it!) Purple at the top!! Down is Orange, Yellow, and Red.
 Bast Relief: What kind of shit assignment is this?
 sassysass: Should be what my teacher looks like or how my teacher looks
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Butt don't ask, or be clipped up! Fool.
 Mr. Butt: "Shits and pants" aside...what the heck does "clips almost everyone up" mean?
Image 184199   06-09-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Knice
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan :-D thanks! @Borkf i know right? can you believe this much Rad was just going to be thrown away?? My daughter was looking at me weird when i was gluing @Knice's head on the front, cracking myself up the whole time :)
 Borkf: I thought this was perfect before I even noticed the @Knice head. Well done @fanny !
 Annoying Vegan : We should all be allotted one daily Megarad that is worth ten rads. If we had those, I'd use today's on this pic.
 a robot: In case anyone needed reminding: #140745 and #174706. Also #141544 because LOL :D
 fanny: @Knice @Ulillillia @a robot @Spazstatic :-D I found this today in a stack of books being taken out of rotation in the library!
 Spazstatic: Took me a minute, but then I remembered. @Knice job, @fanny!
 a robot: LOL amazing work @fanny! :D
 Ulillillia: AH HA HA!
 Knice: OHMYFUCKINGGOD :-D
Image 182390   05-31-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Teechur: "That dinner was eggsellent. OH MY GOD WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?!"
 enfanta: Chicken lady loves life!
 Tacorleone: So what are your qualifications?
 UseYourName: Winner winner!
 Knice: @a robot @Annoying Vegan Quite a confluence going on for me. Our skating crew has developed a poultry theme; and I do like corn...
 Yam: What did I tell you about whipping your cock out at the table?
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot When I was a kid we had chickens, and one day I made a cornbread that was so terrible that even the chickens would not eat it.
 Shay: Bring me the head of the Colonel.
 a robot: "Yes, I'll have the bugs and corn, please!"
 WaffleIron: When you said we're having "chicken for dinner", this is not what I expected.
Image 181450   05-26-17 10:03pm     Uploaded by    John bee
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