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 Knice's Aggro-Gator

 Quackzy: The picture didn't load for me, but I'm sure it's some corn related sillyism, due to the comments, teehee. Thanks everyone!
 Jeffrat: Beats by Dr. Corn, copyright by Monsanto.
 NoRagrets: .....shit nvm
 NoRagrets: Knice would love this picture.
 grizzly: Y'all got all the good puns :(
 SunWukong: She seems @Knice.
 DrinkMixMan: Need a friend to talk to? She's all ears.
 a robot: *checks uploader username* *faints*
 Butcherboy: Looks cob-lled together
 Micro Jackson: It's corny, but I love it
Image 194922   08-02-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 ignatz: @Knice Awestruck! I tried ice skating once or twice , but I only ever scratched the surface..
 a robot: @Knice "Love you to Death" is also a song by the band Type O Negative, who my embarrassing teenage goth self loved very very much. At this point in my adult life I also enjoy Tegan and Sara, so this is all good news :)
 Knice: @fanny Yeah, if your spin/ jump rotation is clockwise when viewed from above, you're skating lefty. Counter-clockwise is right-handed. I can throw a couple jumps that way, but it's bad; and I end up on my back when I try to spin that way.
 Knice: @a robot OHMYGOD I'm giggling my butt off rn. It's a Tegan and Sara tour shirt supporting their Love You To Death album. Your take is WAY better. :-D
 fanny: @Knice that's awesome. good luck to you and your partner! and i didn't know skating had a dominate side (left or right) that was interesting to learn :)
 a robot: @Knice p.s. Does your shirt say "Lovely to bone?" LOL
 a robot: @Knice Imgur is the most reliable image hosting place I know of, it's just that their "community" is awful for being pretty racist, misogynistic and generally sucking ass. But I always love love love your skating updates!
 DarkTeddy: Thats knice. You are a gentleman. @Knice
 Warrax: I didn't know firing your partner out of a cannon was legal in figure skating. I should watch more.
 Ulillillia: Adam Sandler in: The Figure Skater
 Air Biscuit: @Sadbot hamm 'er? I just met 'er!
 Sadbot: The hammer throw is way different that I remember it
 Mr. Butt: @Knice You are an absolute treasure :D
 Donut: Looks like a double axel into the Fastball Special...
 Knice: I've skated Singles, Dance, and Synchro. Just recently, I've started training Pairs with a lady at my rink who skates lefty like me and I am excited! One of our first attempts at a lift (off-ice of course):… Side note: The comments on that gif nicely illustrate why I prefer the Spaceship over the rest of the internet.
Image 194595   07-31-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I think we've had this conversation before :P
 a robot: @Knice This is the best thing I've read so far today :D
 Wet farts: @Knice yup. Same here.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless When I was a kid, a friend's little sister couldn't pronounce my name. "Kay-nice" was her best effort and it became my nickname for several years. Except, we used K-Nice because it seemed 'sort of hip-hop or something.' Back when I quit lurking & made an account here, you had to type a user's name in order to reply to them; so I dropped the hyphen as a convenience to mobile users. :-)
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Are you fucking kidding me!? Look, if you're gonna drop that bomb, I will, too. Good thing my last name is unlikely and middle impossible to guess.
 WaffleIron: And yet...
 trelyate: same
 Knice: Ouch. Guess what my real name is. :-(
 Greifer: I miss that Show!
Image 194198   07-29-17 7:04pm     Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 a robot: @Knice WOOOOOOOO!! It's the little things that make life bearable :D (love the vid btw)
 Knice: @a robot They didn't have anything the other night; but I stopped on the way this afternoon, and --REJOICE!! I jumped for joy… :-D
 Felicity: Sapiosexual
 Knice: @a robot ODANG!! Bless your robotic heart. I'm gonna head over there after the rink tonight and check out the ol' spicy corn sitch...
 a robot: @Knice Unrelated to this image buuuuuuuut look what I found at work yesterday!…
 Knice: Animorphs not even trying any more.
 Dr Awkward: Hm, I'm getting de ja vunion from this image
Image 190924   07-13-17 07:38am     Uploaded by    nuke em
 antipatterns: The prosthesis are getting much better as well. My uncle was walking up and down stairs a week after 4m with no physical therapy.
 Felicity: Similar story. I overcame gout through a heroic process of lying in bed hiding from life
 a robot: @Knice @sporky A (presumably) sad sick kid who overcame her illness and went on to do awesome things! I definitely think this is rad
 Knice: @sporky This seemed more triumphant than sad to me; that's why I posted it.
 DrinkMixMan: She's got a leg up on the competition!
 sporky: dont really like seeing sad sick-kid stuff on here, sorry.
 Gomi Day: @Knice holy moley. just googled the name and while it looks strange as hell, that's awesome how well it works. modern medicine is awesome.
 Wet farts: Damn.And I complain about going to work. Good for her.
 Knice: Following months of chemotherapy, Gabi Shull had her lower leg amputated due to bone cancer. They kept the ankle & foot and reattached it backward to her upper leg to act as a replacement knee. She was able to walk again after about a year of therapy and training; and after another, she was back on stage dancing competitively.
Image 189843   07-07-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Warrax: @Peter Pantsless He's an overcooked steak with ketchup, which is way nastier.
 lumporungus: That's what you think. I have an inside anon source.
 SpaceCow: "I say, no way Jose, no way." - Trump on either the affects of CFCs on the ozone layer or his stance on butt consumption.
 DrinkMixMan: y'all cowards don't even eat ass
 ASTER: To be fair, can you imagine someone who would let him?
 Yam: Yeah, but something something pee something
 Aemuli: 5 years ago if you asked me if ass-eating would become a cultural reference, I'd have said, "who the hell are you?"
 Peter Pantsless: But what about the whole "you are what you eat" thing? Now I'm confused
 funny in the wall: he would if it came with ketchup
 Ihminen: What a monster
Image 185595   06-16-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Knice
 Mr. Shine: #184399 is the starting point, folks.
 Mr. Shine: @Joseph Welcome to the party!
 Mr. Shine: *Jaw hits floor* What's next??!
 Knice: @Joseph Holy shit!! I'm dying over here. :'-D
 Joseph: More like A0. There was a bus of Japanese tourists looking at me while taking this picture. So i'm sure there must be a picture of me taking this picture on one of their phones too. @Knice I tried to find a windmill with a cornfield, but apparently it's too early for corn here.
 Borkf: @Joseph The windmill was a dead giveaway. So, so you have an A2 copy of this image just lying around your house now?
 Joseph: @Teechur It's in Amsterdam. I figured you needed to get out more.
 Teechur: Wow! Where is this? Heck, I would like to know the geographical progression for ALL of the related images!
 fanny: lol i did NOT see this coming as the next progression!!
 WaffleIron: He's tilted at a windmill.
 Nopetology: Facit Sejam!!
Image 185305   06-14-17 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Joseph
 Amy Housewine: He sure does.
 Peter Pantsless: Probably a coincidence, but at least I learned how to do some stuff in GIMP
 Peter Pantsless: REJECTED! Somebody else go; I'll come up with something else later. I can't seem to upload shit since I dropped to blue.
 Borkf: I love recursion.
 Borkf: I love recursion.
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur The answer is none. None more aggro
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless o/ He turns on TV, guess who he sees, sk8er boi rockin' on A-G o/
 Teechur: Outstanding! What could be more Aggro than aggregating various types of media with a common theme?
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian Well he IS an athlete #140745
 SomeCanadian: Is Knice that built? I always imagined him as somewhat... uh... nevermind.
 Musician: *checks in after months away* "yep, they're still killing it with the meta"
 Ulillillia: CORN IS KNICE.
 Mr. Shine: I just KNOW this whole thing is going to end with a tattoo.
 Knice: @Side Boob Yeah, this is sitting in my Zazzle cart, waiting for me to come to my senses...
 fanny: I should not be on here when i'm trying to get baby to sleep i'm laughing out loud right now... this is amazing!!
 Side Boob: I see pixels!
 Himesama: Me: Aggronauts you so extra? Knice:
 Knice: #184830 Keep 'em coming! :-D
 Peter Pantsless: Actually this reads better, so I'm redoing it!
 Peter Pantsless: Well shit, I wish I had this when I did my mumbo jumbo a few minutes ago. Stellar work, though
 WaffleIron: We have reached peak spaceship.
Image 184878   06-12-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Knice: Also, I asked her: When it's hot outside, does her teacher wear sharts?
 Knice: @Bu7Z @Mr. Butt This is from my Pairs partner's daughter. I just asked: Apparently there's a color-coded behavior graph and everyone has a clip on it. Good behavior gets you 'clipped up;' bad gets you 'clipped down.' Get this: Everyone starts on Green, then can move up through Blue, and then (You guessed it!) Purple at the top!! Down is Orange, Yellow, and Red.
 Bast Relief: What kind of shit assignment is this?
 Felicity: Should be what my teacher looks like or how my teacher looks
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Butt don't ask, or be clipped up! Fool.
 Mr. Butt: "Shits and pants" aside...what the heck does "clips almost everyone up" mean?
Image 184199   06-09-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Knice
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan :-D thanks! @Borkf i know right? can you believe this much Rad was just going to be thrown away?? My daughter was looking at me weird when i was gluing @Knice's head on the front, cracking myself up the whole time :)
 Borkf: I thought this was perfect before I even noticed the @Knice head. Well done @fanny !
 Annoying Vegan : We should all be allotted one daily Megarad that is worth ten rads. If we had those, I'd use today's on this pic.
 a robot: In case anyone needed reminding: #140745 and #174706. Also #141544 because LOL :D
 fanny: @Knice @Ulillillia @a robot @Spazstatic :-D I found this today in a stack of books being taken out of rotation in the library!
 Spazstatic: Took me a minute, but then I remembered. @Knice job, @fanny!
 a robot: LOL amazing work @fanny! :D
 Ulillillia: AH HA HA!
Image 182390   05-31-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Teechur: "That dinner was eggsellent. OH MY GOD WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?!"
 enfanta: Chicken lady loves life!
 dangerkeith3000: So what are your qualifications?
 UseYourName: Winner winner!
 Knice: @a robot @Annoying Vegan Quite a confluence going on for me. Our skating crew has developed a poultry theme; and I do like corn...
 Yam: What did I tell you about whipping your cock out at the table?
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot When I was a kid we had chickens, and one day I made a cornbread that was so terrible that even the chickens would not eat it.
 Shay: Bring me the head of the Colonel.
 a robot: "Yes, I'll have the bugs and corn, please!"
 WaffleIron: When you said we're having "chicken for dinner", this is not what I expected.
Image 181450   05-26-17 10:03pm     Uploaded by    John bee
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Aww, shucks! Thank you so much! Glad to hear you like it. I hope the young person(s) in your life will dig it too! Speaking of wordless picture books, I bought one called Flotsam by David Wiesner that is exactly that. No text at all, yet a surprising amount of plot and mystery in spite of that. And a wonderful illustration style.
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan My copy came today. Top work, AV; I really mean it. The story's light but engaging. And the illustration has a riveting depth; it could be a story without the words. It's just great, so very well done. :-)
 fanny: return #182195
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny That means the world to me!
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just ordered a copy :) can't wait to read it to my kids and to my kids at school :)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice @fanny @a robot @Peter Pantsless Thanks you guys!
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan wow!! that's beautiful!! take all my rads, that's so inspiring!!
 a robot: Looks super cute @Annoying Vegan! And I followed the link to your site, all your art is great. I particularly love the "iguanas on motorcycles in space" one!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Just ordered a copy for my GrandSweetie! :-)
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Whoa! But alas, I have but one rad to give
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice I did! Wrote it and illustrated it. This is shameless self promotion. It's available on Amazon. But shhh, don't tell anyone my true identity!
 Knice: @AV You wrote this didn't you. :-O MEGA-RAD!!!
 Scoo: I'm guessing there's some additional (probably rad) context here?
 Peter Pantsless: brb tying balloons to cat. Might take a while; she's pointy
Image 181418   05-26-17 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 ignatz: Wow- Ice skating is freakin impossible and you do it well enough to get a prize? Chapeau!
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Holy crap. Speaking of "things I would pay money to see" :D
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless I'd try it! A couple years ago, I volunteered to be Santa at a Skate with Santa kids' event. It required significant padding, in the form of my pillows. I got cocky and decided to throw down an open-axel sit-spin which shot one of my pillows out of my get-up and across the ice. I recovered and got my shit back together as discreetly as I could. At the end of the session a little girl came up to me and said "I don't think you're Santa, but you're funny," and just left. I think that's resume-worthy.
 Annoying Vegan : This is the raddest thing I've seen all day. And I have a corgi.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Oh oh oh oh "costume theme?" I would pay literally all the money to see you skating in a mascot know, as long as the medics were nearby
 a robot: None. None more rad.
 Knice: @jochenau It would be distracting if it's not overtly part of a costume theme. I went classic with my get-up, as this was the first solo event I've done in about ten years. :-)
 jochenau: @Knice They care that your skates have stickers?
 fanny: @Knice congrats!! you should just get the rest of your synchronized team RAD BAD stickers for their skates too :)
 SomeCanadian: A true Canadian hero. @Knice
 scribbs: Yay :-)
 Knice: This is why I've been absent a couple days. I had to cover up my stickers on-ice, but had 'em out on display otherwise. :-D Love my SpacePeeps!
 Mexico: Congratulations!
 WaffleIron: [APPLAUSE]
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I knew at least one of us was good at something :D
Image 174706   04-21-17 8:03pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Skaalar: This is fine.
 Cami: Ironlotus.jpg
 Dreforian: aaaaayep, ice is still there.
 itskando: O hai there
 DrinkMixMan: This is how you get a head in figure skating!
 Scoo: Skate Inspector just doin' her job
Image 171277   04-03-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 copunter: the rad, the bad, they are inseparable. two sides of the same coin. two antlers sprouting from the same head
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm in lubb wit dis radness
 Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.
 a robot: *head asplode from radness*
 Micro Jackson: TILT!!
 fanny: Hahaha!! I was so confused for a second! Love it :-D
 Peter Pantsless: Goddammit I love our users so much :D
 SomeCanadian: Rad head tilt.
 tib gubb: rad if confusing
 Knice: #163759
Image 163921   02-23-17 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 Mr Bleak: Deathtime Selfie!
 Science: P.W.A. - Straight Outta' Petsmart. Featuring: Hairballa, Lil' Nipper, Brutu$, and Ol' Yella. Available at Cat Tower Records today! (Mature content - must be at least three dog years old to purchase)
 ping: Chilling with ma dawgs.
 petepuma: i'd watch this lone gunmen reboot
 PenguinBartender: These found footage horror films need to stop. Although, this one does look kinda compelling.
 tritium: Bout to drop the hottest mixtape of 2017.
 SomeCanadian: Rollin' deep
 Knice: Squad goals.
Image 157041   01-18-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    mrwiffler
 Knice: Holy shit!! :-D
 Borkf: 2handsome4me
 smarkles: @mrwiffler Knice guess, but try again.
 fumbduck: Knice looks like a nice guy.
 mrwiffler: Isn't this actually Mr Butt?...or one of you purple folk
 Wet farts: No more mister @knice guy
 hajjpodge: Not spicy enough for me.
 LaeMi: If she is that fickle, he is doing you a big favor!
 copunter: they never go for the knice guys
Image 156232   01-13-17 11:31pm     Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Knice: @a robot Can it be true?? *slowly lowers revolver* Can it be; is He real?? :'-D
 a robot: @Knice Soooo not to go into too many boring details of my shitty retail job, but this particular brand is currently re-packaging all its products. I looked it up and there is a scheduled revision of the snack department at my store, with new items scheduled to arrive in the beginning of July, INCLUDING the corn nuggets! It also looks like they will increase in price from $.99 to $1.99 because capitalism and everything, but I HOPE they will still be available at your local store as well. All hope is not lost!!!
 a robot: @Knice That is sad! Unfortunately, every store is different and things come and go all the time based on sales...but if you ask, they might be able to still order it for you! And fear not, you're already safe from the robo-pocalypse. All the friendliest Spacefriends are :D
 Knice: @a robot, HELP!! The place where I get my corn fix shares a parking lot with my home rink, which is quite convenient for me; BUT: I went in there a couple weeks ago and they were out. No problem, I'm good, I can wait... *starts fidgeting and scratching arms* I'll be fine. *eyes dart nervously side-to-side; scratches faster* I went in there yesterday. No. Corn. They had even re-labeled the peg and stocked it with some trail-mix shit. I now know true loss. I did not authorize this bullshit. Can you please use your robotic powers to influence their supply system and make right what has gone so terribly wrong? If not, then at least give a brother head-of-the-line privilege when you set about killing all humans?
 Lestrange: Damn he good looks
 Hiddentigerma: God I love cooked corn kernels.
 Air Biscuit: @Nope nope, just lazer printer eyes.
 a robot: @Knice I work for the horrible franchise that carries this brand of've just made my job a tiny bit less terrible! I can think of this image every time I see the logo :D
 Frank herbert: Awesome sir. Well corned
 jochenau: @Nope Never fear, @Knice is here! With his trusty MS Paint Vision(tm) he'll .bmp the BAD-sticker guys back to where they came from!
 Warrax: @Knice, you rat! How could you give your own corn the ol' spicy gaze!
 Hyphae: Damnit why did I rad, it was at a cool 666... Bad
 Hyphae: Damnit why did I rad, it was at a cool 666... Bad
 fanny: omg i'm trying to rock baby to sleep right now but keep waking her up with my silent chuckle over this! i love the facial expressions :)
 Borkf: @scribbs You have been granted the power to blow fuses in plugs.
 scribbs: @Borkf Heh. If I have one, it's doing something that should cause massive damage to machines at work, without actually causing massive damage.
 Borkf: @scribbs I guess this is @Knices crappy X-men power. My friend is able to bend glass, but only those plastic cups that look like glasses. Mine is accuratly guessing the prices of things.
 guest: i see that we're both corn of action
 Peter Pantsless: This corn is rad
 scribbs: I wish I had a superpower. Not the k-placement one, though :-P
 SomeCanadian: (Get Corny)
 Nope: Holy shit, Lazer eyes!
 DrinkMixMan: Knice's Knugs
Image 153269   12-29-16 7:09pm     Uploaded by    Knice
 trelyate: I didn't know Zach Braff was an aggronaut
 a sedated moose: @scribbs @fanny Thank you$ I'm already at the Homeworld soundtrack/Yes stage of drubk; so thankyouv!
 fanny: fan-fucking-tastic @a sedated moose!!!
 scribbs: Fantastic =D
 Teechur: @a sedated moose Rad for rad Mommies!
 a sedated moose: @jochenau if you fold the shirt there it just says "fuck you." Which my mommy also pointed out when she gave it to me.
 jochenau: Is the Klingon above and below "Fairbanks, Alaska" supposed to say "Dick Vate Fuck You"?
 a sedated moose: @ClockworkJackalope "moderate whit?" well that's... that's... pretty accurate.
 Musician: This has to be at least 100,000 XP
 ClockworkJackalope: And low a face is given to a moderate whit
 a sedated moose: @Knice I thought you'd like it! My mommy gave it to me years ago; I dug it out when somebody posted a picture of the billboard.
 carpwoman: Bwaahahahahahaha! Love it!
 Knice: AH HA HA!! AH HA HA!! AH HA HA!! AH HA HA!! *head explodes* (I actually barked out loud and startled some people) :-D
 WaffleIron: If this isn't top 50 by monday I will have lost faith in my friendly spaceship.
Image 146670   11-26-16 4:47pm     Uploaded by    a sedated moose
 Fiasco: @Knice *standing applause* and + for not drinking it from a shoe like a peasant!
 Fiasco: We should probably just go ahead and get all these to 1000.
 fanny: wow. just... wow.
 Mr. Shine: *bows deeply*
 VoR: Oh! There's a whole set. . . . . . . . . . . . . . a . . whole. . set . ..... complete.........................okay.........
 VoR: Someone's looking like a pretty big deal...
 Knice: A coffee cup struck the floor. Its contents (some coffee, mostly Bailey's: a suggestion from a Spacefriend earlier that day) trickled across the linoleum, and along a bare foot that did not notice. "Did something fal- ..." Mrs. Knice's voice trailed off as she hurried into the room and saw him. Knice stood at the table, gripping it with both hands as if it were pushing back. He felt her approach, but dared not look away. A hand on his shoulder, then his hand on that. Knice tried to speak. "It ..." She took over. "It's beautiful." Elsewhere, the good suffered. Elsewhere, the innocent were persecuted and the villains prospered. Those things would be there later, and they could wait until then; because here, in their little world, @Mr. Shine had done just that, and brightly indeed.
 Korrok: Looking good, Mr. Vice President!
 ping: "Naturally Aerodynamic" [giggles to self].
 Peter Pantsless: @Mexico it has the special ability to find any card in the deck and make a pun about it. It's also strong against Trump and Clinton, much like the @Korrok card
 Mexico: If I'm remembering correctly, @Knice has the most badges out of all of us. Is his card the most powerful card, @Mr. Shine?
 a robot: Aaaaaand the rads just keep on coming! @Mr. Shine, you are the hero the Spaceship needs!
Image 132591   09-19-16 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
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