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 KingTrebek's Aggro-Gator

 VeeKay: Not gonna lie, this made me laugh like a drain.
Image 256312   07-08-18 07:03am     Uploaded by    KingTrebek
 Munkybut: This site is how I've learned about most of the comics I read
 ChubbyBuddy: Someone ought to check in on Roger's Single Set of Black Pants and Shoes Emporium
Image 256269   07-07-18 9:26pm     Uploaded by    KingTrebek
 Laree: Maybe if they're ghosts.
Image 255429   07-02-18 6:05pm     Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 Mr Bleak: The amount of plastic getting into the food chain is becoming silly.
 hoobleton: @Not A Bot I lolled irl at this
 Wooden Spoon: @Micro Jackson: Hispanic bread tags on half
 Not A Bot: COZ THIS IS THRILLER! Thriller night!
 jazzjunkie: horg. com/horg has an extensive taxonomy. This one appears to be closely related to Unidentia Obtusamaxilla.
 Not A Bot: Typical Kevin.
 dangerkeith3000: Future grandfather will eat it!
 Micro Jackson: Hey! I said bread tags on half!
 AlexDeLarge: This ruins the pizza
Image 253468   06-20-18 12:40pm     Uploaded by    georgerino
 glenalec: * may contain animals' feet.
 ChubbyBuddy: FACT: your GRANDMOTHER. Is. A VEGAN.
 Robespierre: COR!
 DrNinjaman: @Mad Collager It may be softer, but is it wetter?
 Mad Collager: @DrNinjaman A curator at the National Zoo had a further refinement: When someone said something criminally stupid and wrong about a collection animal, he suggested the volunteers gently correct him by starting with, "Well, actually..." It is even softer than "Um, actually...".
 DrNinjaman: "Hotdog by the foot" is tradmarked by Costco.
 Mr. Whiskers: "Hotdog by the Foot" was my nickname in high school. I know it sounds like Im making a penis size joke, but I had serious emotional eating. Luckily I found healthier ways to handle stress like screaming until I broke down weeping. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah...mmm, hotdogs.
 DrNinjaman: @Warrax Um, actually, pedantic nitpicking is required by statute to be preceeded by the phrase "Um, actually..."
 Warrax: I believe that's a bubble tape dispenser, so it should be hot dog tape instead of hot dog by the foot. No need to thank me, I provide this service for free.
Image 249057   05-23-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    WannaBee
 Mr. Shine: How I Disappointed Your Audience.
 Supermansbrother: @dangerkeith3000 you'll miss the parts that made all the fans super mad, then.
 dangerkeith3000: Well they just showed who the mother is. I guess I don't have to watch 8 or 10 seasons of this show now.
 Zarathustra: Photoshop studies no1
 VeeKay: Meh.
 KingTrebek: This joke is agressively dumb
 Yam: I get it. It aint making me laugh, but I get it.
 a robot: Ok.
Image 246966   05-11-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 a robot: vvv I just searched through a bunch of old photos on my computer cause I knew there was one of me with the bear, and I wanted to confirm that the giant bear is naked. Sadly, however, I was mistaken. It is wearing a nightshirt at least
 a robot: There's a giant stuffed Sleepytime bear at the Celestial Seasons factory in Boulder. You can sit on its lap.
 wolfpk: Image is reversed and clock radio position is different.
Image 245827   05-04-18 4:26pm     Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Darmstadtium: All of the sudden, the problems with the educational system in the US were explained...
 Teechur: BRB Gotta go to the mathroom
 glenalec: New Maths
 wolfpk: They are the same aize they were twenty years ago. Before they start slowly shrinking the size.
 Derp Herpigan: This is MATH
Image 245724   05-03-18 11:47pm     Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
 Amy Housewine: I like-a to chew
 Zarathustra: Ichiban
 Side Boob: 1-800-BABABOOEY
 Amy Housewine: Dem teeth clean
 tib gubb: down to chomp
Image 245642   05-03-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Air Biscuit: Give me all your credit card information and ill send you the backup files i made of your bones.
 Not A Bot: Ah!! The game is rigged! I tried posting comments left blank, but was shut down.
 BavidDowie: got 'eeeeem!
 Teechur: It's ok. Madam Pomfrey will grow them back for you.
 Skinr: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my bones the most.
 sparename: "Wow, my boneitis has completely vanished!"
 square44: oh no oooff oww ouch, my bones
 itskando: yiss
Image 245198   04-30-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 norgu5: He looks like the guy from Undefeatable
 sparename: I can't seem to find any of my shit that isn't already fucked up
Image 244700   04-27-18 7:23pm     Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 topcity: @Uncle Phil The reality show, not the 1980s cartoon Central Organisation of Police Specialists (which was good)
 Uncle Phil: Maybe it's about the TV Show COPS?
 BabyVaccine: Many people do that I don't see what's wrong.
 dangerkeith3000: prolly
Image 244235   04-24-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    McMuff
 BabyVaccine: Thats demonstrably false. People who believe in astrology will have opinions about you based on when you were born, thereby affecting your life
 dangerkeith3000: Ok, I'm safe.
 Whatever: Unfortunately my sign is Wrong way, do not enter
 Sparkle Bucket: I KNEW IT!
 Air Biscuit: But if live on one, isnt that technically affecting my life?
 lazySolver: thats not even your sign you single twin
 BoiledEggs: Oh good. [gets horribly burned by the sun] FUCKING LIAR
Image 242488   04-14-18 09:40am     Uploaded by    kshoxx
 elmstreet: More importantly, will I get a seat, and will I be able to reach the exit at my stop, and will you run the buses more than once per hour?
 Scoo: Xcelsior!
 Air Biscuit: I somehow thought they would have a longer lifespan. Planes live longer than that.
Image 242297   04-13-18 04:07am     Uploaded by    wootman
 Sadbot: Video games don't cause violence, but they sure do cause...this
Image 241955   04-11-18 02:08am     Uploaded by    beyardo
 Kaviri: One of my highschool teachers used to go on and on about this million dollar idea he had. He eventually told us what it was: Chocolate gum.
 E. HONDA: If only I knew this 20 years ago
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur *takes off glasses dramatically* "Mother of God . . . ."
 dangerkeith3000: Is he tryna milk titties and put it into a squeeze bottle?
 Starky15: @tib gubb. a squeeze bottle
 Nope: Isnt this the guy who invented bitcoin?!
 mrdiron: So wait, how does the Heinz Automato fit into this?
 tib gubb: also this guy: "i smoked so much god damn weed last night"
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Oooooooooohhhh!
 Teechur: What about a squeeze-bottle.... WITH WHEELS?
Image 241248   04-06-18 7:58pm     Uploaded by    greenbean
 PygmyGremlin: That's still a pretty awesome deal, and on the bright side, you can lick honey off the dashboard while you drive.
 sodamachine: I am not normally afraid of bees, and have been stung many times. But I will say just 1 sneak attack sting while you're driving can cause big problems.
 square44: ooh, free bees
 Whatever: You could fix this problem with fire...
 funny in the wall: Assuming that these are bees and not wasps, of course @tib gubb @maura
 ThatGuy: Thinking about buying a car for my fiancee, girls like swarms of things right?
 bug: For more info, contact Nicholas Cage.
 tib gubb: especially now. swarms are very valuable, given the current state of the american bee population
 maura: Just call a professional or serious amateur beekeeper. They'll often take the bees away at no charge.
Image 218192   11-29-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 Science: I'm not lewd at all... I don't even know what... lube or lewd?
 hosehorse: Woop Woop! Pull over, that ass is too fat!!
 Amy Housewine: If you knooowwwwhatImean.
 Amy Housewine: If she has more car parts about her person then we may have encountered an actual Cathy.
 danny: #BUTTS
 KrazyKat: Professor jiggly is on the loose.
 Cami: Her bottoms obscure her insurance decal.
 enfanta: Seriously, what am I looking at? Was she riding a motorcycle? Is this Photoshopped?
 WaffleIron: I did a similar thing once through the toll gate of a highway, holding the plate on my ass with one hand and flipping the bird with the other. Made a great picture.
 Christina: Running below minimum speed.
 wolfpk: We believe you have crack in your trunk.
 wolfpk: We believe you have crack in your trunk.
 funny in the wall: guy on the right is averting his eyes and questioning his life choices.
 Scoo: Street Legal
 annterland: Do these plates make my butt look weird?
 redmonkey3: The mechanical engineering frat gets wierder every semester!
 Dr Awkward: Junk in the Trunk. Chunk in the Funk.
 Otterman: That can't be comfortable to sit on.
 Derp Herpigan: @ignatz but the tags are expired.
 ignatz: Do you have a license for that.. er.. Oh, you do. Carry on..
Image 180458   05-22-17 08:37am     Uploaded by    MylesX
 BavidDowie: I've got the weirdest cob right now
 itskando: Corn intensifies
 Scoo: Get yo self some zucchini and have a complete protein threesome!
 jochenau: Rad for botany and multiculture.
 fanny: plant it with squash and you'll have the three sisters. (beans grow up corn stalks, squash leaves cover ground and make it difficult for weeds to grow, native americans would plant this way)
 Knice: I don't know what to like.
 Peter Pantsless: Corn thinkin' 'bout those beans
Image 180358   05-21-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    KingTrebek
 tib gubb: "tiger guts"
 jochenau: #' Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight, but you just can't go wrong with the ryyyye or the kaiser '#
Image 179636   05-17-17 11:54pm     Uploaded by    KingTrebek
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