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 johnnyc's Aggro-Gator

 Mad Collager: The small, angry dog in the background has really flipped out this time!
Image 252799   06-15-18 7:03pm   Views: 183272   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Wooden Spoon: It upsets me to know that roughly half the people in the US dont believe in global warming (or any science), but I feel better when I realize that that is the only large group of people on the planet who are that stupid.
 Korrok: I am not impressed...
 San DoDo: 'Bout right
Image 252419   06-13-18 02:36am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Sprinkles: okay, this is actually funny
 VeeKay: If this is (as I suspect) a metaphore for America's overseas ally baiting foreign policy then I love it. If it isn't, then it's fucking rubbish.
 Not A Bot: Liam Neeson is really ET! I KNEW IT!
Image 252106   06-11-18 05:47am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 dangerkeith3000: Incum
 Fiveninety: @a robot bad
 addend: Gross income.
 square44: @grizzly I can think of some places, but usually they're in the, erm, private sector.
 Mr. Butt: This really takes me back to Vacation Bible School.
 a robot: What the fuck is this
 grizzly: Who asks for a copy of your source of income? That doesn't even make sense.
Image 251864   06-09-18 6:54pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Robespierre: Tiny angry dog is intimidating
 PenguinBartender: "Is" "Is you...scratching post?"
Image 251631   06-08-18 09:44am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Not A Bot: slightly used, some scuffing and stains, may contain a dead hooker
Image 250707   06-02-18 6:26pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Teechur: Badding for the incorrect usage of "its" and "who's," the lack of a definite article, and the presence of the "n" word. I am so tired of that ignorant word.
 dangerkeith3000: I would need more context for this joke.
 tib gubb: true. but badding out of irony
 cakefizzle: Ugh. Educate yourselves.
Image 249943   05-29-18 01:47am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Warrax: Who'd they just kill on that carpet? Previous king I would guess.
 a robot: Glad they got dad involved #178322
 Teechur: @anaerob After all, it's GOOD to be the king!
 anaerob: No mater what, the king is the king!
Image 249287   05-25-18 02:26am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 VoR: Don't you know there is a hosepipe ban!
 clueful: good life hack
Image 246337   05-07-18 5:40pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Zaxxoff: You just worry about OMG THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Image 244390   04-25-18 9:40pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 E. HONDA: Sideshow Bob, I presume
 wolfpk: Clearly not a Simpsons fan.
 johnnyc: Translated from its German, it literally means, "The Bart. The". "No one who speaks German could be an evil man "
Image 243698   04-21-18 5:40pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 glenalec: Fire has better things to do than burn down this dump!
 VeeKay: If it looks stupid and it works then it isn't stupid.
 Side Boob: And stay out!
 Christina: You don't have to put out the fire if it get out for itself.
 ignatz: You're fired!
Image 243153   04-18-18 10:58am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 HatStand: If you buy one you won't need the other
 itskando: Something for the whole family
 Mr. Whiskers: Three tried and true pregnancy preventions
 SS Keith: Thee vending machine for guys who think theyre gonna some, virgins, and stank bagz
Image 242651   04-15-18 09:40am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 BavidDowie: @Christina Jeez, it looks like they may have been burned to make them round. Could an infection do that?
 Not A Bot: Bloodthirsty war dolphin
 Ulillillia: Like a deep blue sea, on a blue blue day
 Robespierre: @Christina This is what happens when you scritch their ears too hard
 Christina: What happened to their ears?
Image 241714   04-09-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Kaviri: Woah here she comes.
 DrinkMixMan: Her milkshake brings all the boys to the hop
 Prostata: every single element of this pic is rad AF
 square44: "I could go for a pizza right about now"
 mammal883: Why am I imagining that she's on roller skates?
Image 241325   04-07-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 well duh: ELC*ME
 PenguinBartender: "Nope. Car isn't under here either. Where the hell...?"
 dangerkeith3000: Slartibartfast isn't done yet...
 Amy Housewine: Casualties of the turf war.
 VeeKay: Got roots in this neighborhood
 Derp Herpigan: Thus you find all the dirt swept under it.
 artfulcodger: And that's where hills come from.
 wolfpk: That astro turf lawn sounded like a good idea at the time.
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, sod it all
Image 233893   02-22-18 12:35pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Mr Bleak: Nice! Instructions for when you are high as fuck and get the munchies.
 tiffany: Universal
 UltraBeverly: For more information, please re-read.
 Teechur: @Felicity Over the Hedge is a great movie!
 wolfpk: You read "Do not consume raw cookie dough" as you are holding a spoon and an empty container.
 grizzly: Your altitude has no affect here.
 Punt Numbles: But I like raw cookie dough...
 Scoo: Just means these cookies are high in fat, low in hydration
 Dresdenkeogh: I can't see the part that tells me how to just EAT IT OUT OF THE TUB WITH A GIANT SPOON
Image 232988   02-17-18 11:31am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 barfolomew: All right, this is okay, because it analyzes the meme format and presents interesting information. I'll let it go. Just this once!
 dangerkeith3000: Haters gonna hate, but I like this one.
 durian: Send this to the Snore Zone, where it belongs
 Side Boob: Death to all memes.
 copunter: metamemes. available NOWWWWWWWwwwww ask your metadoctor about metamemes NOWwww
Image 232455   02-14-18 12:32pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Skaalar: @Nope I think it literally means a useless packet of information. Id put that in quotes, but any punctuation above letters disappears for some reason.
 Ulillillia: I have a meme, and I must scream
 Nope: The word meme has lost all meaning... meme? meme! MEME. MEme. MEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEEMM Memmmemme Breme SCREAM memes are now screams thanks for reading.
Image 231681   02-10-18 12:42pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 ping: @ASTER Agreed. I think this just playing with the idea of Moses parting the Red Sea. I don't see anything beyond that.
 ASTER: @funny in the wall It strikes me more as just a joke about a famous biblical scene but maybe I'm giving too much credit.
 funny in the wall: @ASTER i would argue that this can be seen as a depiction of jewish exceptionalism which is related to the rabid nationalism and being god-appointed. on the other hand it could just as easily be an antisemetic cartoon (jews cheat, etc.).
 ASTER: @funny in the wall Doesn't Zionism only have to do with rabid nationalism and claimed God-appointed ownership when it comes to the state of Israel? Just showing a Jewish biblical figure isn't that, I think.
 ping: Technically within olympic rules.
 AFanOfSprite: I've got a C-note riding on Moses here.
 funny in the wall: i'm not sure which reason i should choose for to be offended: blatant antisemitism or blatant Zionism?
Image 230117   02-01-18 08:07am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
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