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 johnnyc's Aggro-Gator

 omgpro: @piranharama this made me vote rad
 piranharama: Suplex in 3, 2...
Image 204690   09-20-17 9:07pm   Views: 54864   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 a robot: Dads gonna dad.
 Yurishiro: BOW before Thoden King of Rohan!!!
 WaffleIron: @DangitBobby : "I reckon the friendly drive is all snuggled out, we're gonna have to load up on cat pics at the next planet, ayup"
 DangitBobby: Is this a crew member on the Friendly Spaceship?
Image 204053   09-17-17 5:32pm   Views: 141192   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Dr Awkward: @Science Right, that's where my confusion was.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: Obviously not - he's @SomeCanadian
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Hmm, did you grow up in the American health care system?
 SomeCanadian: I drank a thing of this once as a kid. My mom refused to take me to the hospital and said it would be my own damn fault if I died.
 Uncle Phil: The cool kids had the purple kind. Pun intended.
 Dr Awkward: Ice Ice, Maybe?
Image 203276   09-13-17 6:32pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Skaalar: Damn, Evil-Lyn. You do something different with your hair today?
 Felicity: Why are wicked queens always the sexiest
Image 202517   09-09-17 9:09pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Robespierre: Everybody knows this is nowhere.
 Felicity: Paint me like one of your French Mon Calamaris
Image 199845   08-27-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 addend: "It's for yOU..."
 Hosebag: It maces people when they video in portrait mode!
 Lantry: Maybe it automatically maces you when you take a selfie
 VoR: @Knice Ah. I assumed Mace
 Robespierre: Samsung? The new 8 Note?
 Mad Collager: @Knice Oh! I thought she was masochistically macing herself!
 Bu7Z: Vapenatio just came up as an autocorrect and rendered any comment I was trying to mave irrelevant because... Vapenatio
 Knice: Do you get it? iVape.
Image 199269   08-24-17 1:05pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Snowta: There is nothing better on YouTube than How To Basic ... NOTHING
 Christina: Only Kimmy Schmidt want to play Game Boy games.
Image 198518   08-20-17 5:04pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Air Biscuit: Do they deliver pizza to the ocean?
 Scoo: Wow, I'm like an anti-octopus
 trelyate: my spirit animal
 Ulillillia: butttopus
 a robot: That's not a sad fact. Being able to live alone and only leave when it suits you? Sounds AMAZING
Image 197171   08-13-17 8:07pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Mr Shifty: Yeah, my backing band, The Sunflower Boys.
 sparename: " # Mna, Mna... # "
 Cami: Someone shoot those trees that are working their way up to the OP.
 Hosebag: @ChubbyBuddy Let's make like a tree and get out of here!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Hosebag they made like a tree
 Hosebag: Fuck, where did those guys go????
Image 196578   08-10-17 7:32pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Annoying Vegan : PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.
 Aufziehvogel: Also, make sure you don't recast your front door.
 dangerkeith3000: Thanks, Daniel Berg.
 Felicity: Secrete
 bug: @ignatz Also, don't keep THIS book in the secret bookshelf.
 Ulillillia: I hide my books behind it.
 ignatz: Pro tip: try not to make it look so much like a door, maybe by having it stick out from the wall, or at least paint the base to match the skirting..
Image 196111   08-08-17 1:10pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Jabberwikket: Clouds are not a cloaking device. Nice try ship
 antipatterns: Nimbus!
 Robespierre: Levitating horseshoe crab?
Image 195309   08-04-17 11:07am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 dangerkeith3000: Bless Bill Murray.
 Ulillillia: #194905 did it better
 NoRagrets: Timely
Image 195038   08-02-17 11:09pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Winterneuro: Now I'm just annoyed. It's a b I t l y link
 Winterneuro: Change grilledloinbacon to bacon
 Winterneuro: @WaffleIron grilledloinbacon/2vppcEY
 WaffleIron: @Winterneuro : A new Reboot, or a new Stargate? I mean, I'm gonna watch it either way, but I would like to prepare myself here.
 Mr Bleak: @Prostata I liked Stargate Universe, but it was canceled just as it was getting interesting. The others - for me - were rather *blah*.
 Donut: Luxor Casino making a few revisions, I see.
 Winterneuro: @WaffleIron well.....a new series was just announced at comic con. But I'm not sure about it...looks like they are going more serious, and the camp is what made the TV show entertaining
 Prostata: i tried to like stargate. i really did.
 Borkf: @WaffleIron There was meant to be a State videogame years ago, but it got trapped in licence/development hell. This makes me sad.
 WaffleIron: I would watch a Reboot-style reboot of Stargate.
Image 194189   07-29-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Felicity: @Wooden Spoon True...Im also factoring in that he has a full head of hair, a good complexion, a decently strong chin, a reasonable eyeglass prescription, and a fit body. He may not have grown up to be an astronaut or a cowboy or a rock star but I want him to feel good about himself
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: there are a surprising number of barely above minimum wage jobs that require you to wear a suit.
 Felicity: His life still looks pretty good.
 hat thrab: Mine's in August. Luckily, I never had any dreams.
 thebiglutovsky: This is how a LOT of us celebrated our 30th birthdays.
 Chest Rockwell: He should have tried the Zoltar machine.
Image 193982   07-28-17 5:22pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Felicity: @AstoriaBum Jellystones of the Gods? [question mark is part of title]
 Robespierre: Anybody ready to play Space Invaders?
 AstoriaBum: What would Erich Von Daniken conclude from this?
 Christina: Is this a Nascar geoglyph?
 Mad Collager: This pic-a-nic is amaizing, Booboo!
Image 191118   07-14-17 06:27am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when you don't make sure the verb is unambiguously reflexive.
 Felicity: As I leave the bathroom at some restaurants I see a sign saying As handlers of food, you must wash your hands. Im sure its addressed to employees but I like to think it applies to us customers too. Only we just handle our own food.
 Jabberwikket: I always read the sign that way
 Peter Pantsless: Somebody has to wash that, dickturd
 duckfarts: that's because you're an asshole and nobody likes you and they want you to die early
 ChubbyBuddy: yeah the guy quit after people kept asking him to wash other appendages.
Image 190489   07-11-17 12:55pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 apoxia: * No it doesn't
 duckfarts: yes, but you need to drink a lot of it
 Annoying Vegan : Boycott shampoo. Demand realpoo!
 Mad Collager: You'll be talking fluently to Romans in no time!
 Yam: I should get an oil change...
 dobbiesdoogs: the ferengi are very interested in the strength of latinum
 piranharama: Shampoohorn
 Derp Herpigan: Hence the asterisk
Image 189264   07-04-17 9:10pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 FireBreathingMarmot: [color] wheel of misfortune
 Robespierre: Part of your good breakfast.
 Rat-Butt: Taste the rainbow
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs no Hoisin?!!?
 Air Biscuit: Welcom to mcdonalds. Your grownup meal prize is some toyota looking keys and a dirty ashtray!!
 Horatio: Which of these is the Szechuan?
 Warrax: Too saucy for the spaceship imo.
 Yam: y u eat on flor
 Scoo: @dobbiesdoogs 20 Kinds Of Dipping Sauce!
 dobbiesdoogs: you need your *boom* honey mustard and your *boom* barbecue and your *boom* sweet and sour and your *boom* hot vindaloo and your *boom* garlic aioli and your *boom* nacho cheese and your *boom* marinara and your *boom* chipotle, please and your *boom* creamy dill and your *boom* yogurt tzatziki and your *boom* thai peanut and your *boom* mango chutney. buttermilk RANCH cheesy RANCH bacon RANCH cool RANCH spicy RANCH original RANCH regular RANCH non-fat RANCH tartar SAUCE app1e SAUCE soy SAUCE taco SAUCE fish SAUCE buffalo SAUCE aaaaaaaaand ketchup
Image 187113   06-23-17 11:42pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Felicity: OK, Gary, for starters, try not to mention poo
 Warrax: Your words are just too small and grainy, Gary. I can't help you.
 Hyphae: Face it Gary, you're good enough to lay with, but not enough to stay with
Image 185849   06-17-17 5:07pm     Uploaded by    johnnyc
 hajjpodge: Washington's left arm is freakishly long.
 Hosebag: I can eat this?
 Horatio: Why does Lincoln look like a ventriloquist dummy? It'seems genuinely giving me the creeps.
 Mr. Shine: It's the Freedom Slam-a-jamma!!
Image 184372   06-10-17 05:13am     Uploaded by    johnnyc
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