Aggro-Gator posts a new image every 5 minutes. To upload an image, register an account and log in.

 jochenau

This user's ranking is   Top of the line




i before e except in the alphabet


 

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 135765
XP needed for green ranking: 39385
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.




 
 jochenau's Aggro-Gator



 FabricMan: Correct me if I'm wrong but is this a CHALLENGE?!
 ChubbyBuddy: Dee DeeI Get Out Of My Labor-A-ToryI
 Side Boob: Consummate Vs!
 tib gubb: BURNINATION
 White Rice: You cannot grab ye flask.
 Skinr: At this rate, I'll be a thousandaire! ...or at least a hundredaire.
 a robot: The 'S' is for 'sucks'
 Dr Awkward: Dead air, um, dead air.
 DrNinjaman: You could buy a lot of hot jones with that kind of scratch
 FormerLurker: Limozeeeeeen!
 tib gubb: i was raised by a cup of coffee.
 jochenau: Crn is no place for a mighty warrior!
 Mexico: I'm sad that I'm flying.
 some guy : Good jearb!
 BavidDowie: Should be fulla Steak-umms
 Yam: Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above
 Knice: Valentimes is serious times.
Image 263539   08-21-18 10:44pm     Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 avemaria: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava
 E. HONDA: As your attorney I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
 Scoo: Old video games had really rough textures
 Nope: The CIA torture rooms were an assault on the senses, no man, woman or child could stay in them for more than 5 minutes without cracking.
 sparename: "Then after I saw the fucking huge rat, I walked into a massive rock-thing and my whole world just turned upside-down.."
Image 262868   08-17-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    jochenau
 Air Biscuit: This isnt ordinary catnip.
Image 261755   08-10-18 9:54pm     Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Solemn: ...damn it, chat bot, I just want to talk about the warriors of the socially justicial persuasion. Then again, my auto mechanic is actually one of them, so perhaps you were right all along.
 Solemn: Oh, I get it. It's a story about auto mechanics.
 Not A Bot: I have trouble reading the text on my small screen.
 tib gubb: holy shit, that's really fucking depressing. happy friday, everyone!
Image 261736   08-10-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    trucker
 Mr. Shine: SPAAAACE BABYYYYY!!
 ashton: Close Encounters theme
 savvoy: Faberge's later, avaunt-garde works were not highly regarded
Image 260850   08-05-18 11:03am     Uploaded by    Warrax
 Joseph: If turn this to a front view now, both eyes would overlap. Does that make sense?
 hajjpodge: @Micro Jackson I guess that's why those shows and the characters in them are so stupid and unwatchable.
 dangerkeith3000: What a looker.
 Micro Jackson: Don't leave much room for brains behind it. Just sayin
Image 260222   08-01-18 1:21pm     Uploaded by    majorchamp
 dangerkeith3000: William S. Burroughs and Joan Vollmer used to do this stuff all the time.
 Dreforian: Stoopid sexy beatniks and their exposed ankles
 savvoy: hapless
 Otterman: Too Drunk To Make It Hard!
 Skinr: George Gershwin was nothing if not a versatile artist.
 Shay: I think the hobo is looking at his precious bottle instead of those two beatniks.
 Knice: Dude looks like he's seen better.
Image 259770   07-29-18 4:58pm     Uploaded by    snekeyes
 Dr Awkward: Those are all English words, but you can't just smush them together and expect it to be an understandable sentence
Image 258415   07-21-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    jochenau
Image KBC   07-21-18 06:43am     Uploaded by    jochenau
 tib gubb: fucking bats, every goddamn time
 Wooden Spoon: Is bats a code word for Russian prostitutes and armor a code word for hotel mattress?
 grizzly: I whooped Batman's ass!
 bug: aka Castlevania IV
 a robot: This is the best sequel since "The Fart That Killed Everyone Part II"
 Robespierre: ...walkin' down the street ... get the funniest looks from ... everyone they meet ... and then it's PISSIN' TIME!
 Spazstatic: Chainmail is probably not the best defensive option against pee.
 Peter Pantsless: "Bats Kicked My Ass" could be the subtitle for a lot of video games
 Knice: *gets ass kicked by bats again*
Image 258311   07-20-18 4:26pm     Uploaded by    Warrax
 E. HONDA: It looks like you're solving a mystery
 FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.
 Side Boob: Kill it with fire!
 Bluetocracy: I knew it!
Image 257613   07-16-18 08:40am     Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Shay: Claudia uses Limit Breaker!!!
 wolfpk: @Passive It was Cloud! He wants his sword back.
 Laree: Cloud makes it look so easy.
 grizzly: @White Rice hacks
 White Rice: It's pretty good, though the lack of a second party members name when their stats are right there is some amateur hour stuff.
 Mr. Butt: Whoever is downvoting this clearly has never seen a rad image
 Passive: Whoever is downvoting this clearly has never seen a rad image
 Passive: Whoever is downvoting this clearly has never seen a rad image
Image 257522   07-15-18 5:09pm     Uploaded by    matos
 frankie: Cool TransAm! It reminds me of Coach McGurk's car
 antipatterns: Look! Those Pakistanis are trying to have a wedding! Transform into drone mode, Joe!
 bug: Yes, it does. In 2016. (Sorry, spoiler alert)
 a robot: Haha my mom sent me a link to this. I think she did buy it, I'll have to ask her how it is
 VeeKay: @TurkeyVulture He's got an interesting page on Amazon!
 TurkeyVulture: 18 seconds later: click, it's in my kindle.
 TurkeyVulture: I would buy this in a heartbeat. In fact, I am going to check Amazon right now just in case there is any chance it's real.
Image 257161   07-13-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Mr. Shine: Did the doll HAVE to be naked?!
 VoR: @Shay of pringles... because that's easier
 Shay: OK, that's enough Internet for one day...*closes lid*
Image 256865   07-11-18 3:58pm     Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 256871   07-11-18 4:40pm     Uploaded by    desertfox
 Greifer: mothafukka
 Spazstatic: Oh crap, it is midnight isn't it?...
 BavidDowie: Cheep shot
Image 256897   07-11-18 7:44pm     Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
 Scoo: Fun fact: "humectant" is the opposite of "desiccant"
 Robespierre: Link Bros in Minong used to have it all when I was in college up that way - groceries, cars, forest fashions. But since then they've allied themselves with a sasquatched and backed themselves into being a one-trick jerky pony.
 trelyate: don't give the tide pod generation ideas.
 Shay: Wanna protect yourself from Sasquatch? Throw him a pack of these.
 Amy Housewine: Meat snacks, if you will.
 dangerkeith3000: The moisture packs are my favorite part!
Image 256848   07-11-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 ChubbyBuddy: ctrl + alt + delicious
 Teechur: CH2O3CoLa2Te I have no idea what I'm doing.
 Air Biscuit: This keyboard is not ergonomic.
 bug: Don't eat the Pb one. Trust me, it's not peanut butter.
 sparename: When I took it out of the really cold fridge, some of it melted straight away and some of it even disappeared...
Image 256410   07-08-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    ineedhepl
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot I mean, duh! Clearly.
 Sadbot: @a sedated moose it's clearly a pneumatic impact bird
 a sedated moose: This is doin me a confuse.
Image 256165   07-07-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 E. HONDA: If you're an only child playing this you can hit 'mute' and do something else while halfway listening to the call
 tib gubb: @Felicity it most absolutely is not -- stability and security are BORING
 WTF: "Well, there went 2 hours of my childhood I can never get back but, hey, at least we planned the next three meetings to plan the big meeting we have at the end of the week."
 Brain Thoughts: How sad is it that in this modern world that actually seems kind of idyllic
 RiderFan: There is a country where for one day a year children are made to recreate civil and government duties to show them what their parents have to do. They sit at desks, fill out forms, and such.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot just like real meetings!!
 jochenau: Playing: at least as productive as meetings, and a lot more fun.
 a robot: I like that the one kid has a pen but is just pretending to write on the table
 tib gubb: learn to synergize your core competencies
Image 255251   07-01-18 4:26pm     Uploaded by    steve
Page 2 of 48 in  jochenau's Aggro-Gator

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

(You are looking at  jochenau's Aggro-Gator. Go back to the front page?)







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email ignorantfacts@gmail.com.


Aggro-Gator and Ignorant Facts are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.