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 jochenau's Aggro-Gator

 drtofu: I cant breathe!!"
 Kaviri: So I says *wheeze* so I says to the guy, hey *snort* Why the long face?
 Peter Pantsless: Put it baaaaack
 Dr Awkward: Weird face swap
 Amy Housewine: Everyone here is having an absolute blast.
Image 221316   12-16-17 1:54pm   Views: 6828   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 fanny: can't fool me Luxuslurch I know it's you!
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Butt what a croc!
 Mr. Butt: Birdo-Gator II: The Re-Birding
Image 221296   12-16-17 11:26am   Views: 6916   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Mad Collager: That penguin has a husky voice.
 jazzjunkie: Approves Korrok.
 Ulillillia: Huskuin
 withak: God dammit, Moon Moon.
Image 220784   12-13-17 5:45pm   Views: 87353   Uploaded by    Korrok
 Felicity: Efficiency apartments
 Cami: A friend rented a basement suite with a toilet on a built up platform. It was done to put it above the sewer instead of putting in a sump and pump. The damn thing was so close to the ceiling that you had to sit for everything but it sure felt regal looking down on everything while doing my business.
 Robespierre: Deathfarts From Above.
 sirgallium: "Jim not now I'm cooking breakfast." "I can't hold it any more"
 tib gubb: the throne
 sparenamelaptopdied: I'll try to find the picture of the VERY compact place I stayed in Rome, where you could actually shit, shave and shower without moving
 WaffleIron: What a shitty kitchen.
 VeeKay: This made a neural disconnect in my brain
 Sadbot: Why even have a sink? Just wash your dishes and vegetables in the tub? Better yet, just mash all your doings down the tub drain with your foot, no need for a toilet! #tinyhouse #livingthedream
 Ulillillia: High on pot.
 Teechur: I've heard of people sitting high on a throne, but this is ridiculous.
Image 220336   12-11-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Side Boob
 VeeKay: Dat ass tho
 DrinkMixMan: his ass light up
 Spazstatic: @Amy Housewine everyone in this has a derpy face
 Amy Housewine: Chumbert does have a pretty derpy face though. I suspect he is the Moon Moon of reindeer.
 fakeplastic: Congrats on also getting the CAH Ten Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa!
 Bernie 2016: It's reardolph.
 Fancy Clown: Looks like Anthony Clark?
 addend: # Chumbert the taillight reindeer / shines two very bright, white beams #
 Amy Housewine: The bullying that Rudolph received was minor compared to what they did to poor Chumbert.
 Peter Pantsless: Nobody ever talks about Chumbert. God bless you, Chumbert
 HenryVIII: Why is there only one reindeer? Why is his name Chumbert?? *How did he get behind the sleigh?? WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY??*
Image 220108   12-10-17 01:47am     Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
 glenalec: People always ask me if I am on a diet because I am an obese man who eats a lot of salad. But I gave up dieting long ago and simply like salads. :-/
 ignatz: @sparenamelaptopdied I remember, that was Margaret Thatcher's cabinet..
 Warrax: HA HA HA!
 duckfarts: salads: the favorite meal of murderers who got away with it
 Jabberwikket: Its missing something. Maybe a small picture in the middle of someone stuffing giant hunks of cake into them with both hands
 Air Biscuit: Just nutritious things.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "What about the vegetables?" .. "Oh, they'll have the same as me" .... (Spitting Image quote - don't get all PC on me..)
 Himesama: I only like chefs salads everything else can kiss my ass
 Hosebag: Advertising makes me want to punch a baby.
 Whatever: Bowling for greens
 Spazstatic: @Theta Zero I keep stabbing it with a fork, but it just won't stop!
 Cami: Salads are serious business. Stop screwing around.
 Theta Zero: Salads tell the best jokes
Image 218895   12-03-17 5:40pm     Uploaded by    Prombom
 Teechur: *tap *tap "Is this thing on? *ahem "BAAAWWWK!!"
 Mad Collager: Well fuck, that's cute. (You saw it above first.)
 redmonkey3: He only has to scare you / make you jump Once!
 FabricMan: *kiss*
 Yam: Hello, headbird!
Image 218688   12-02-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 antipatterns: I'm nominating this haircut for a Nobel Prize
 zrj235: so i think i joined a gang today...
 funny in the wall: Jesus, how I love you, how I love you, Jebus
Image 218271   11-30-17 11:08am     Uploaded by    spydermon
 Robespierre: Where will YOU be when The Wideness strikes?
 Side Boob: There's a glitch in the Matrix again.
 daver: And a foot.
 Mustyrats: 120 lbs and an extra deformed foot apparently.
 Felicity: The camera does add ten pounds
 edvard: That bitch ate a lot of cameras.
 Derp Herpigan: U ever been so mad you created a portal to a parallel dinension?
Image 218193   11-29-17 10:31pm     Uploaded by    greg
 Teechur: I think it should be labeled with "thinky parts" "RunAwayallosum" "Remembernator" Instinctamus" and "BodyMakeDo-er"
 Mr. Shine: Knit for brains!
 Not A Bot: you don't have to tell the one on the right twice
 Ulillillia: Yoshi's Wooly Brain
Image 218112   11-29-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    Warrax
 2Berries: Your not going anywhere punk
 sirgallium: I didn't realize robocop was associated with funk music but I guess it makes sense in the time period
 Yurishiro: "I nailed Robocop."
 Niels Bohr: Funk music playing.
Image 218063   11-29-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 WaffleIron: Hey, don't their parents open carry?
 Yurishiro: The Ramones, an origin story.
 a robot: Well that's fucking terrifying.
 duckfarts: damn girl, your overalls are way too tight
 Derp Herpigan: With this birdhouse, I can rule the world!!!! -Blue Overalls
 Not A Bot: killllllllll meeeeeeeeeeee!
 Nope: Tomas needs some lessons on how not to draw humans like troll dolls.
Image 218012   11-28-17 11:26pm     Uploaded by    binglesnort
 Catcat: It's hard to find a working Computer Lab Assistant.
 jochenau: It was just a stupid stapler until I saw that they named it "Slammy Sosa", and then it became strangely endearing.
 Amy Housewine: Looks like a cheery lil' fella.
 King Polly: He's off to join his anarchist red cousin who he heard burned down an entire office building.
 pig 3: I think Slammy left the lab, hitched a ride to the airport, and is currently sipping cocktails in Tahiti like he always dreamed since he got closer to retirement.
Image 217635   11-26-17 11:47pm     Uploaded by    god666
 SharkysMachine: I would save this forever.
 Felicity: Dont drag me into this, Muffin Top
 Dr. Bathroom: This note should be taken seriously. It was written with a twelve pack of Crayola markers.
 wolfpk: Either this was done by a young child, or someone with serious mental issues. I suspect the later. If I wss Payton I would be on my guard. Muffin top could turn into fruitcake.
 jochenau: I'd be wary of a girl who takes the time to write threat letters in 30 different colors.
 au bon pain: This is hilarious and actually believe that it happens. Preteens are fucking retarded, she's probably 12-14.
 BlarfyB: @humanfog Muffin Top's fury cannot be contained.
 humanfog: Poor kid. He's made an enemy out of "muffin top" Nobody makes an enemy out of the dreaded muffin top and lives to tell the tale.
 BlarfyB: -Your enemy, Muffin Top
 yawgmoth: Payton and Skylar. Based on their names alone, they were made for each other.
Image 217428   11-25-17 9:31pm     Uploaded by    redbranch
 Rev80: I bet Damn and Shit are now shaking in their boots, overcome with paranoia...
 Shay: Nancy Drew isn't on the case.
 Yurishiro: Now they just CAN'T give a fuck.
Image 217097   11-24-17 02:47am     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Wooden Spoon: Symbol of the Net Neutrality fight we're in again thanks to Pai?
 Dick Inspector: Should be made of lego bricks
 jazzjunkie: My rolling chair's wheels are hungry though.
 Not A Bot: Sam Gamgee
 sparename: Etherthnek
Image 216762   11-22-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    grizzly
 Warrax: Would make more sense if he played for a team named after a bird.
 Scoo: When I'm in a slump, I comfort myself by committing an egregious logical fallacy. Then I bust out.
 Amy Housewine: Same.
 jochenau: Dinosaurs are awesome like that.
Image 181049   05-25-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Felicity: *(hiss)* *(chitter)* *(scuttle)*
 glenalec: This course will help you get a head
Image 215550   11-15-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 WTF: Kids say the darndest things.
 BlarfyB: Foolish humans!
Image 214259   11-09-17 01:54am     Uploaded by    The Bees
 Ulillillia: This amiibo is TRUE and HONEST
 ElitrArceus5100: Would've been funnier if I couldn't see the rip where he obviously tore the box and replaced the original figure. Bet he paid $7 on EBay for that cancer.
 White Rice: @funny in the wall theyre figures with NFC cards in their bases. They can be used to store gameplay data (smash Bros has it where you basically make a powered up CPU character you can customize) or to unlock content (paid DLC, but you get a figure too, and they work with multiple games)
 Robespierre: Uh, ... dunno, mahn.
 WTF: @luxbu I think this is Princess Zorldo
 funny in the wall: alright, can some explain to me what an amiibo is? i have a switch and games keep making references to amiibos...
 funny in the wall: trump sonic
 sirgallium: Sanic
 tib gubb: @tib gubb amoobo
 tib gubb: sonic has moobs now
 Teh Simpson: Sonic let himself go. How fast can he run now?
 luxbu: I can't wait to get my Dankey Kang amiibo!
Image 214107   11-08-17 09:46am     Uploaded by    snekeyes
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