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 wolfpk: *Puts Kevin in chest and rebury
 A duck: Fucking Kevin, am I right?
 Nopetology: Archeologyhorn
Image 175879   04-28-17 12:47pm   Views: 7529   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Warrax: I've fought all these people. None of them are trifling, but you really need to watch out for S.A.R.A.H. They don't just hand out that many initials to people that aren't serious fucking business.
 jochenau: I feel like Grope Stunden's parents made a self-fulfilling prophecy when they named their child "Grope".
 a robot: Hey 1100010011100, wanna kill all humans?
 Winterneuro: 1100010011100 is currently playing LMD Aida on Marvels Agents of Shield
 Mr. Butt: I love this for no reason
 Scoo: O.G. Mudbone is my dancin' name
 Nope: Fuck yeah thats my Girl. You get it Cathy!
Image 175663   04-26-17 9:59pm   Views: 53372   Uploaded by    charmander
 Robespierre: @entropy Do you know of Rudyard Kipling? Perhaps you should - he wrote the poem.
 entropy: Wow @Robespierre
 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.
 Noremak: @Bu7Z I like to read the history of Lithuania's Christianization, as it was the last pagan country. Explains the national fascination with the pensive Christ statues (rupintojelis). More historical tragedy that helps put me to sleep everytime.
 Whatever: @Bu7Z Even though the British Empire may not have been ideal, in many ways it was better than the many alternative empires that could have risen in its stead; former French occupied regions such as Vietnam, Haiti and Tunisia suffer from a lack of a proper civil foundation.
 Scoo: Mmm... Sandwich Islands
 Bu7Z: ... And then tony abbots head appears on the banner ad... Sigh...
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z "entrenched power elites rarely see themselves as entrenched power elites." Vs "don't call me white" by NOFX. I know it's not enough to just say 'well I don't want to be a part of global capitalism' and I realise that I am hopelessly, unavoidably a part of global capitalism. I just don't know WHAT THE FUCK TO DO ABOUT IT!
 Bu7Z: @Robespierre exactly! Because I do, as a white, Anglo Saxon Protestant (not that my ancestors were Saxon, but merely enslaved then assimilated by Saxons) (not that I'm Protestant, or any Christian variant, just that white atheists are assumed to be some kind of Christian who hasn't made up their mind yet) i benefit from all this killing in countries ending in 'stan with cheaper prices on things...
 Bu7Z: (My rant got cut off..) carry it forward to this modern era, and it's not even America now, it's the corporations grown in that fertile soil who are the colonial dicks bombing civilians then offering to rebuild the infrastructure (such as pipelines) yeah they buy their way into governments but australia is no more immune to that than the U.S.
 Robespierre: @Bu7Z The White Man's Burden.
 Bu7Z: Man... I've been put in a political rant mood, which I know (I know!) is not what the spaceship is all about... And it's Monday night, which for most of you is a school night but here in the AU to the ST is the eve of a public holiday 'celebrating' our involvement in wars that ultimately we could have avoided. Fuck even Switzerland was neutral and they shared a border with Germany... So... I've had a few drinks because I don't have to work tomorrow... Anyway. The Romans were kahnts, pure and simple. They rode around enslaving and killing and generally being dicks. England was a roman colony, and when the Roman Empire fell apart the 'spirit' of it lived on. England and the Catholic Church carried on the parent cultures works, enslaved, murdered etc... Carry the cultural bloodlines forward t
 Bu7Z: The greatest of Britains. Sailing around, subjugating, claiming terra nullis, this is biology on a sociological level.
Image 175163   04-24-17 09:26am   Views: 111540   Uploaded by    tritium
 ThatGuy: @dangerkeith3000 eeeeeeeehhhhhhh...
 dangerkeith3000: @ThatGuy it's so obvious now how did i miss it?, i was high when i wrote that before oh yea
 ThatGuy: @dangerkeith3000 that's probably because of the photoshop
 Robespierre: "Are you tired of winning yet?"
 Peter Pantsless: Thanks, Barf
 wolfpk: Barf. Not in here, Mister. This is a Mercedes!
 Scoo: I'm my own best friend! (I'm my only friend)
 sparename: What special abilities does Barferine have?
 ASTER: "BARF" is right!! Thanks, folks.
 dangerkeith3000: Kiiinda looks like trump in the pic though. (Definitely no disrespect to John Candy)
 dangerkeith3000: He's a Mog. Half man, half dog!
 Yam: What did Barf ever do to you?
Image 174698   04-21-17 7:22pm     Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
 jochenau: I've been unable to detect any taste other than ethanol in 95% of the alcoholic beverages I've tried.
 Quackzy: It's incredible this was drawn with the non dominant hand. Left handed toons
 apoxia: That's about the gist of it.
 Theta Zero: [spits wine into giant jug]
Image 174185   04-19-17 01:09am     Uploaded by    conner
 DrinkMixMan: Mine just keeps making the same "tossing your salad" innuendo over and over. It wasn't funny originally but it's gotten to that "so unfunny it's funny" stage.
 dangerkeith3000: This is sooooooooo RAD!
 BavidDowie: @addend it's balsamic
 sparename: They look almost as happy as the idiots on teleshopping who're using some new "pile of shit with springs" exercise aid
 addend: Only known photo of someone having coffee with a salad.
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo I certainly wouldn't if she was Grumpkin(TM) #173840
 Spazstatic: I keep stabbing it with my fork but IT. JUST. WON'T. STOP...
 Scoo: Would you buy the salad being advertised if she was grumpin'?
Image 173915   04-17-17 5:11pm     Uploaded by    chelseachels
 KingTrebek: @zodiacflash No, they just cover it in stinging hairs
 Otterman: Radded for horror
 zodiacflash: Do they still cut up the roof of your mouth?
 SomeCanadian: I didn't know they were made of corn.
 Robespierre: Gluten-Free!
 Zampano: This has effectively ruined capn crunch for me forever
 Scoo: Looks good but I'm watching my cholesterol, you know
 Nope: Fuck captain this is your worst mistake yet!
 Peter Pantsless: I laughed
 Cami: Sugar is still the second ingredient on the list.
 Cami: Neither eggs nor abdomens....the rest is good to eat.
Image 173308   04-14-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Robespierre: Borkf, damn you.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax d1d you know that today 1s also Nat1onal Skept1c1sm of Nat1onal Hol1days Day
 a robot: @Warrax You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
 Warrax: @a robot I'm starting to suspect that all these "National-Day-of" things might not be entirely legit.
 a robot: According to social media, today is apparently National Grilled Cheese Day. Godspeed, zebrooster
Image 172951   04-12-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    XLY
 WaffleIron: Why not Ireland?
 Yam: Ireland - an adequate substitute for anything else
Image 172653   04-10-17 10:38pm     Uploaded by    daisy picker
 Wort Mumpus: this made me vote rad @tokyopig!
 FabricMan: @frenchrevolution Baby, my love for you is like evolution: there's a lot of evidence that it's real, but your ultra-religious parents say it isn't.
 tokyopig: 'Peer review' is a euphemism for 'approval of the ruling class'
 frenchrevolution: Baby, my love for you is like evolution: There is a lot of evidence supporting it so it is highly regarded to be real, yet there is still a chance that it's not. *gets slapped in face*
 BavidDowie: So romantic! *sweeps beakers off lab table*
 Cami: Sceptics in love.
Image 172662   04-10-17 11:31pm     Uploaded by    tritium
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian No. He didn't. ::shudder::
 jazzjunkie: ... So here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.
 drtofu: Oolong!
 BavidDowie: "..And THIS is my very visible, and tangible Ayn Hand"
 el jefe: Is a man not entitled to the pancake of his abdomen? "No," says the Rand. "It belongs to me."
 jochenau: There's a lot to love here but the pancake-bearing rabbit/bullet train seals the deal for me.
 SomeCanadian: He forgot nipples and that's creepy
 Hyphae: Pounded in the Butt by My Own Surrealist Vision of an Unachievable and Childish Utopian Fantasy Based on Selfishness By Ayn Tingle
 Dr Awkward: What's cookin', short stack?
 Yam: I feel like Ayn Rand would think Paul Ryan was a punk... so I guess she'd be right about something for a change
 Nope: Never understood the pancake thing. Dan Lacey, what happened?
 WaffleIron: OooOOh! A six pack!
Image 172665   04-10-17 11:47pm     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Mr Bleak: That's a normal mosquito for these parts.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Hahaha, take that God!
 sparename: Isn't Fly Alligaric a mushroom with bite?
Image 172058   04-07-17 6:59pm     Uploaded by    GoodSir
 Peter Pantsless: Awesome. Seems like we've been slipping on in-joke images recently
 Prostata: @jochenau awesome thnx
 jochenau: @Prostata @a robot I made a flickr, hopefully that's an adequate solution:… (and no, I didn't use my real name)
 Amy Housewine: The thought occurs that someone called "Bingo Nancy" would definitely be someone I'd want to hang out with.
 a robot: @jochenau I hesitate to recommend Imgur because their community contains many a racist and/or sexist troll, but if you ignore that area of the site it's still one of the best places to upload and share images, with or without an account
 Borkf: Wow. Such bingo. Many meta. Much in joke.
 Dan Tagonistic: Love you guys x
 Amy Housewine: I liked it back when we used to master the blade and study the bingochain.
 jochenau: @Prostata I am initiated into the Dark Art of Posting URLs. Is there a place I can put it, and if so, what format(s) should it be in?
 DrinkMixMan: i;m thinking about thos bingos
 Borkf: Look at me, I get my own square!
 Musician: This is fine.
 Mexico: So what do we get if we win?
 fanny: @jochenau this is great!! well done, spacefriend :-D
 Warrax: @enfanta faded af/fa dedaf
 enfanta: Why does majestic af have to be backwards?
 SomeCanadian: I LIKE METAHORN
 a robot: Yay, this is awesome!
 grizzly: Fuckinbingo!
 Zampano: @Zampano No, I'm typing (b) (a) (n) (a) (n) (a) #171971
 Scoo: The apple/banana posts need to read bottom-to-top, but still - RAD!
 TFChicken: BINGO!
 Knice: BAD FOR NO CORN *clicks Rad* :-D
 Derp Herpigan: More unrealistic bingo standards
 Prostata: Need a larger version of this!!!
 Niels Bohr: Facit sejam
 tritium: Chuck Bingle.
 Peach: This makes me so happy. Hella Rad!
 jochenau: Re: @Knice #171807. (Also, it appears I am being punished for not including "what is this, bingo for ants?")
Image 171969   04-07-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    jochenau
 SomeCanadian: Welcome to the Uncanny Valley, Kirby!
 Shay: Unless he just inhaled and took over Usian Bolt's powers.
 Zampano: No wonder he wears shoes
Image 171660   04-05-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Unbathed: Your Sartre term paper is late!
 Warrax: calm ur tit. just one tit. leave the other one crazy and out of control. that ur party tit.
 enfanta: @Theta Zero Every. Damn. Time.
 Theta Zero: When you're suffering mild thyroid inflammation while sunbathing topless in a cow pasture and a horde of screaming flying disembodied cherub heads from the sky start yelling at you
Image 169595   03-25-17 5:31pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sporky: i would love to have this.
 apoxia: That my always my favourite card back. It was like being on holiday.
 Queeblo: @Scoo It's rated 1/300
 Scoo: 10/10 if I can toss them in perfect arcs at the end!
Image 169217   03-23-17 5:22pm     Uploaded by    Largehand
 Zukero: That's the S controller. S for Small. Get your references right godammit.
 Wooden Spoon: This is almost as good as the Penny Arcade comic about this controller. Look it up folks.
 jochenau: @Randlarr The N64 was fantastic on so many levels but the controller will forever be a mystery to me.
 Himesama: I loved this controller. I beat many high school boys at many games with it.
 funny in the wall: My god, it's full of um... planets
 tokyopig: Well yeah, but is it a rapping duke? (If you get that reference you're fucking OLD)
 thecraftywolf: @Peter Pantsless yeah i got it
 Randlarr: I could use the original controller. That is a testament to my now known odd grip of the N64 controller: full length side to side.
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Shit, VY. Why is a typo, ah, fuck it, you know what I mean. Goddamn
 Peter Pantsless: @thecraftywolf There were a few more steps and it blew out to YV Canis Majoris, a star nearly 15 billion (with a B) miles across, one of the largest stars known
 thecraftywolf: @Peter Pantsless what was it originally
 Peter Pantsless: Arrrgh! I was all "This is one of my favorite images; I can't believe it got posted!" and then you fucking BLEW IT.
Image 168761   03-21-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    XLY
 raditzu: Watersport!
 enfanta: Do they move as a group? Because if not, there's going to be a lot of torn paper and poked eyes.
Image 168782   03-21-17 11:37am     Uploaded by    greg
 afroking: Chemistry is all around us, unfortunately.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 SomeCanadian: This is by far the worst science joke I've ever seen.
 tokyopig: Water is the universal solvent.
Image 168553   03-20-17 04:27am     Uploaded by    zoso
 Starky15: Still can't breath properly. Even with pupper gills
 Air Biscuit: (Underwater nose dribbling)
 Jaunty Shrimp: Only a very special creature can be seen alternately as a manatee or a croissant
 Sandor: Pugatee
 Ironass: It's a seal pug.
Image 168290   03-18-17 6:47pm     Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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