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 jochenau's Aggro-Gator

 Niels Bohr: @scribbs probably his parents seeking an escape.
 scribbs: Rad for a kid having somebody to talk to, even if it is somebody on the internet. Unfortunately, who knows who that somebody may be :-
 ChubbyBuddy: mostly they fight over whether playing video games makes me lazy or stupid
Image 163102   02-19-17 04:37am   Views: 9821   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Skaalar: Kenny Loggins is a national treasure and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
 KyleisBobDole: @Mexico That's what a fool believes! Michael McDonald is the one who keeps the fire burning bright. Are you going to wait for a sign, your miracle?
 a robot: @Mexico #64070
 Amy Housewine: What the shit, Lana?
 Mexico: Remember, children, this is why we must honor our Lord and Savior Kenny Loggins.
Image 162692   02-16-17 11:47pm   Views: 83010   Uploaded by    Scoo
 cj22: im dead @Lestrange
 Lestrange: Depressed giraffe.jpg
 funny in the wall: maybe it won't run away like my other giraffes
 Fancy Clown: @Derp Herpigan Yassar Giraffat?
 zennoo: just no
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan Girfatfe
 Derp Herpigan: Giraffat
Image 162696   02-17-17 12:07pm   Views: 68718   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
 Shay: Know what's Scott Fitzgerald's lover's name is? Gerald Fitzscott.
 Meow: @Knice Everybody hates that book
 Skinr: The Ditto as Big as the Ritz
 Knice: @Meow Amen, I hated that book.
 Robespierre: "The goofy are different from you and I."
 Meow: Maybe this version would be somewhat decent and worth reading
 Peach: @Peter Pantsless…
 Peter Pantsless: *Throws elaborate Poke-Ball and invites rich people*
Image 162384   02-15-17 1:32pm   Views: 120216   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 Telkwa: Energy Bars for Golfers???
 XLY: more blackness than actual picture, interesting...
 wolfpk: Finally, truth in advertising.
 Ulillillia: Fucking Bars Everywhere
Image 161446   02-10-17 2:07pm     Uploaded by    clueful
 ignatz: @Ulillillia Heh, so all my late-night (UK) ramblings go mostly unnoticed. It's for the best..
 Ulillillia: @ignatz The best comments of the day for the previous day show up at 12:00am Eastern time
 ignatz: @Ulillillia What time zone is the spaceship in?
 Ulillillia: @sparename Post comment at like 11:30 pm, get lots of + but because they're spread over two calendar days, don't count for Best Comment of the Day
 hajjpodge: I am too snarky, lame or socialist for my own good on here sometimes. But I don't see a reason to change, either.
 sparename: Comment gets lots of + in first half hour, then nothing for next 23 1/2 - N0 'Best comment, per day, last 30 days' for you, young gator
 scribbs: My 8th-best comment was a groan, and I still lost out to @Knice.
 Derp Herpigan: @WaffleIron Never posted there. Heck, my first trip to purple I didn't even upload a picture.
 Zampano: Man I have totally felt that way on more than several occasions
 msmstud: Moral of every story: Humans suck and should be avoided.
 Flarmie: I +1'd everyone in this comment section.
 San DoDo: Bout sums it up
 Borkf: Much to learn young padawan etc etc. *Awaits +26*
 duckfarts: @Noremak hell yeah, I'm a glutton for punnishment
 gary: Wow, you're right! @AverageJoe
 Noremak: Just post puns and you'll get 20 + easy.
 tib gubb: that's great kid, don't get cocky
 Bu7Z: Sums up my experiences here so far. Best get more vodka
 Coolguy: @Derp Herpigan Yeah that @Knice guy is pretty clever.
 AverageJoe: @WaffleIron most of those are red now
 Peter Pantsless: haha this is great
 WaffleIron: #54484 is probably most users best comment.
 Derp Herpigan: Honestly, my best comments are either lame cracks, common captions, or the same thing @Knice said to earn many + the last time the picture was posted.
Image 161363   02-10-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Musician
 tib gubb: Don't ask me how I got this gig, because I have no borkin' idea.
 Aimbot the great: Look at that doggo just lion around in the sun
 Mexico: Damn that guy. I wanted to get that stick.
Image 161359   02-10-17 12:08pm     Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 tib gubb: I do love me some gramfel
 guest: i hate mamunznanunzdays
 wolfpk: Now do Gramfel without Gramfel.
Image 161065   02-08-17 2:26pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 trelyate: Would you rather fight 1 duck-headed horse, or 100 horse-headed ducks?
 hearsegirl: this is what those "evollutootionists" believe
 Robespierre: Quack, damn you.
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend @a duck?
 AverageJoe: majestic as duck
 Scoo: Duck-billed Girlfriend
 Zampano: The triumphant goose nosed stallion
Image 161033   02-08-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    Spazstatic
 BavidDowie: I feel like you're mocking me.
 Bu7Z: kitten class battle cruiser
 Elleander: Donut cat: Now with cat filling!
Image 160873   02-07-17 2:26pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Shay: *weerrrwweerrweerrweerr*
 Cami: Hated by all at theatres.
 Zampano: Yarael Poof
 Borkf: A young Kingseeker Frampt.
 jazzjunkie: Nooooope
 Peter Pantsless: "Guys I am so fucking high right now."
 Pizza: Where's your head at?
 Higdec: Japanese remake of ET not looking so good
 Derp Herpigan: She's head, neck, more neck and shoulders above the rest.
Image 158940   01-28-17 08:49am     Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
 wolfpk: Here is the new ranking algorithm.
 bug: FUCK. I forgot to carry the 1 in step #32.
 fanny: please tell me Mascot is not Matt Damon!!
 sparename: Does Al Gore have rhythm?
 hajjpodge: Here's a Hidden Figures film without the whitewashing I could watch.
 Scoo: It's simple: XP is directly proportional to Radness
 ignatz: Algorythm? More like Aggorythm, amirite?
Image 158953   01-28-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    jochenau
 SomeOtherCanadian: @sparename I was thinking Capridoptera
 Ulillillia: Goat moth. Goth.
 jochenau: It'll eat the shirt off your back!
 Zampano: Goat moth: flies around eating miniature tin cans all day
 WTF: A Baaaaterfly
 sparename: Order: Fetadoptera
Image 158368   01-25-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless That seriously presents a moral quandary for me on a regular basis.
 San DoDo: @Peach @Peach @Peach @Peach what?
 Peter Pantsless: I want to rad this but it's at 666 right now
 Mad Collager: I would join Aggronauts Anonymous, but I posted too much.
 DarkTeddy: Ugly but honest
 Peach: I
 Peach: don't
 Peach: get
 Peach: it.
 AverageJoe: esenapaj ro bara eb thgim uoy @Meow
 Meow: ?siht ekil daer I fi tahw
 msmstud: Damn Yoda, you clever.
Image 158168   01-24-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    jochenau
 Dick Inspector: Still doesn't go all around the bay.
 Mr. Whiskers: The Dark Tower movie looks bad
 XLY: ride us... look! we're friendly and waving and things
 Bast Relief: I feel like this is actually in Japan and they're making fun of our American public transportation efforts.
 birdythemighty: follow me, friends!
 Ulillillia: Put it down, Bart...Bart, put it down...
 LaeMi: At least it isn't the South Lake Union Trolley!
 Mexico: You could've been Car-Man Miranda, but you ruined it by being a bus. Jerk.
Image 158109   01-23-17 10:28pm     Uploaded by    turtled
 WTF: Combine with #123405 to be irreversibly blinded.
 Jabberwikket: Marvel's Dazzler movie looking good
 smusher: subtle
 Jennerator: I too am a daughter of the 80's
 Cami: Imagebot blocked the picture of her boyfriend.
 Peach: I've seen the future, mortal, and the future is LASERS.
 addend: My eyes are... Never mind.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: lazertits dot biz* @prostrata
 Nothing: Good thing she's got that visor. This could be dangerous otherwise
 Peter Pantsless: #155356 better step up her game
 Prostata: lazertits dot com
 El hefe: This is what everyone looks like to Geordi Laforge
 Wookiee: Fembot from the new Austin Powers? At least it's got frickin' laser beams.
 WaffleIron: Is this a religion? I want to believe in this religion.
Image 158089   01-23-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 scribbs: The weird part is that this photo was taken in 1876.
 hat thrab: Old timey.
 LieutenantTofu: Gengar lures children into the dark woods. Afterwards they are never seen again. True story look it up
 EvilOtter: In Soviet Russia Pokemon catch you!
 Frank herbert: Lemme get a pikachu
 Scoo: Come Catch 'Em All with us - Forever!
 whiplash: And they say the ghost of the child who drowned while playing Pokemon Go haunted the park forever.
 Mr. Butt: Your Pikachu evolved into...Cthulchu
 Mexico: I refuse you, Pikachu.
Image 157976   01-23-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    a robot
 Dick Inspector: Maybe he's a berserkr?
 bug: Captain America got real weird after the inauguration.
 SomeCanadian: Silver Age comics are the best.
 Amy Housewine: A bet's a bet.
 SomeOtherCanadian: This situation led to Cap getting a pimpin' vibranium grill
 Skaalar: Man's got to do what a mans got to do.
Image 157797   01-22-17 09:14am     Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
 Frank herbert: @sparename bicuspid
 sparename: @Frank herbert A Bimolar Bear?
 DarkTeddy: Haaaaaaaaaa.
 jazzjunkie: Ads like this don't even put a dentine our attitude toward wildlife.
 Frank herbert: @sparename but is he bi?
 sparename: He's on the cuspid of something big..
Image 156413   01-14-17 11:11pm     Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 whiplash: Arnold Schwarzenegger portrait is spot-on.
 Whatever: Why's President Trump scaring Schwarzenegger on a t-shirt?
 Lestrange: Damn $16 shipping huh not unless it becomes compulsory purp wear.
 grizzly: @scribbs thank you! I just ordered one!
 scribbs: @a sedated moose Better act quick:…
 Zampano: That's so friggin awesome
 a sedated moose: I must own this shirt.
Image 156268   01-14-17 05:28am     Uploaded by    Tacorleone
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