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 Frank herbert: @sparename bicuspid
 sparename: @Frank herbert A Bimolar Bear?
 DarkTeddy: Haaaaaaaaaa.
 jazzjunkie: Ads like this don't even put a dentine our attitude toward wildlife.
 Frank herbert: @sparename but is he bi?
 sparename: He's on the cuspid of something big..
Image 156413   01-14-17 11:06pm   Views: 55041   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 whiplash: Arnold Schwarzenegger portrait is spot-on.
 Whatever: Why's President Trump scaring Schwarzenegger on a t-shirt?
 Lestrange: Damn $16 shipping huh not unless it becomes compulsory purp wear.
 grizzly: @scribbs thank you! I just ordered one!
 scribbs: @a sedated moose Better act quick: bradmcginty.bigcartel.com/product/…
 Zampano: That's so friggin awesome
 a sedated moose: I must own this shirt.
Image 156268   01-14-17 05:28am   Views: 64709   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 Flarmie: Mmmmm...rare candy...
 Lestrange: Violation of two copyrighted images in one hideous mash-up. Awesome.
 Wet farts: Homerchu
 a robot: At first glance I though this was a hand towel. Now I see it is socks. I wish it was a towel, because I definitely need a Homer-chu towel in my bathroom
 addend: Doh-kemon.
Image 155659   01-11-17 12:00pm     Uploaded by    Ignatius
 raditzu: Skullbombers inflight, i repeat, skullbombers inflight.
 LaeMi: #155617
 addend: Purists drink dootmitasse without parrot.
Image 155650   01-10-17 11:03pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 KingTrebek: no shame i use ixquick/startpage
 Borkf: @a sedated moose I forgot how to swallow for a bit the other day. Wasn't high, I'm just a fucking idiot.
 rasmodeus: I have a drinking problem
 a sedated moose: Once during an acid trip I saw somebody forget how to drink water. So this girl (who wasn't tripping) sat there spraying him in the face with a spray bottle. He loved it. I thought it was high-larious.
 Meow: three times I tried to type my comment in the lowest search bar. Back to bed
 Judge Bread: A E S T H E T I C
Image 155531   01-10-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Bluetocracy: damn furries.
 Bob: Me too!
 Lestrange: Some cocaine and prosecco over here, that do you?
 ClockworkJackalope: Perhaps champagne and a gerbil will suffice?
 ThatGuy: I have vodka and a chimichanga, what'll that get me?
 Mr. Butt: Same.
Image 155538   01-10-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 AutoDisaster: Mondays...
 JohnnySalami: @CastleBravo too true Sir, too true.
 CastleBravo: @JohnnySalami .....just another Wednesday for him, anyways.
 JohnnySalami: Spoiler warning for a movie from the 80's: ZARDOZ is short for Wizard of Oz. There, now you don't have to watch Sean Connery in Red leather BDSM gear assaulting a woman
 Skinr: I think one of my friends is slowly becoming an Apathetic :(
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic wild, but a wolf version would be pretty bad too.
 Spazstatic: Beware the wolf Thwomp
 grizzly: Don't start running at it until it has just smashed the ground.
 Nope: "THE PENIS IS EVIL" "Hey man the peni.." "THE GUN IS GOOD" "I dont see how those are related at... " "THE PENIS IS EVIL" "Would you st-" "THE GUN IS GOOD" "Fuck sake" "IM JUST DOING MY JOB HERE" "Woah.."
 Peter Pantsless: "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT."
Image 155606   01-10-17 6:54pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 ping: Wish I'd thought of this.
 Mad Collager: This reminds me of the graveyard scene in "Frankenweenie" that featured a headstone marked "Goodbye Kitty".
 dobbiesdoogs: it's severely inflamed and swollen, so we need to take it out. it's about 3 apples high
Image 155485   01-10-17 02:54am     Uploaded by    pirate
 Kraken: Headbaby!
 Science: Starring Javier Bardem
 LaeMi: You rat! How could you give your own brother the ol' spicy baby-demon!
 jochenau: @addend It's a baby vampire baby. Also a vampire baby vampire.
 PenguinBartender: I am recently a two-time parent. I can verify this is exactly what life is like.
 tib gubb: fully automated gay communist space baby
 Lestrange: Needy baby greedy baby indeed.
 SomeCanadian: Wait... is this how babby is made? I'm so confused.
 a sedated moose: Anton Cigur seems to approve of this development.
 Zukero: I'd (try to) read that !
 whiplash: High five! No? Well then I'll eat your face!
 funny in the wall: killer homunculi! I would see this (if it is a movie)
 RiderFan: The Indian poster for Basket Case.
 addend: Is that a vampire baby or a baby vampire? There's a difference.
Image 155324   01-09-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 AverageJoe: stupid cgi...
 raditzu: Rad for awesome graphics.
 ClockworkJackalope: Clever girl
 ThatGuy: Unstoppable...
 LaeMi: @Sadbot - they are sort of like giant flesh-eating kangaroos. With feathers.
 Sadbot: If it weren't for the internet, I'd have never known that the T. Rex had short arms
Image 155201   01-08-17 4:58pm     Uploaded by    Nymphomania
 LaeMi: I couldn't work out what those were on the monitor in my office. Now I am home I see they are pet fish!
 addend: "R.I.P" is "Rest in pee". Yeah, they flushed it.
 Peach: This is kinda sweet.
 smarkles: Is this printed directly onto a pizza box?
 Scoo: You need to change your ink cartridge
 ClockworkJackalope: ... witch one is it?
Image 155231   01-08-17 7:58pm     Uploaded by    pig 3
 duckfarts: ha haaaaaa your reindeer games can eat shit PEACE OUT
 Frank herbert: Why reindeers learned to fly
Image 155233   01-08-17 8:07pm     Uploaded by    horny horn
 Borkf: @werterland A while ago I followed someone's # link and read a few of the comments. One of them made me laugh out loud, so I instinctively went to plus it only to realise it was my own comment from six months before. At least I liked it.
 Warrax: @a robot It used to post images along with a random comment from that image. I think they automated it and something went wrong.
 a robot: @Warrax @werterland @jochenau THERE'S AN AG TWITTER BOT? *goes and checks* uhhh....wtf
 Warrax: @werterland I've noticed that. I used to get a real thrill every time it reposted on of my comments, but it's just spewing nonsense now.
 werterland: @jochenau The other day I happened upon an older picture thanks to the AG Twitter bot (which I'm pretty sure has had a stroke, btw), and thought to myself, "If no one already made the comment I just thought of, I will!" Someone already had: me.
 Derp Herpigan: @jochenau actually the best part is when you remember the comment that earned the most votes and say it to earn all the plus votes again.
 Peach: @jochenau No, because mine are so original. For instance, I might comment "BOOP LE SNOOTS" on this picture.
 questionable: welcome to How To Heck Off 101
 jochenau: Do you guys ever comment on a picture and then get paranoid that maybe it's a classic and you made the exact same comment the last time?
 Donut: "Step one, STOP EATING THE MOUSE."
 ChubbyBuddy: World HISSStory 101
 fumbduck: Something something CORBA
 Derp Herpigan: A class on teaching Python.
Image 154952   01-07-17 09:47am     Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Whatever: Trump's emergency hairpiece await a call to action, when the president needs to look as old, distinguished and decrepit as Saint Ronnie Reagan - a day that would never come as Putin's hairstyle became the rage...
 BILL DOOR: LIVING WIGS NEVER REALLY CAUGHT ON, LEADING TO HUNDREDS OF THE HAIR APPLIANCES TO STARVE ON THE STREETS.
 hat thrab: Please Kill Me Mountain.
Image 154910   01-07-17 01:27am     Uploaded by    agentpaint
 Amy Housewine: People really seem to dislike that there Comic Sans.
 BILL DOOR: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? THE SICKNESS IS INSIDE YOU.
 Peter Pantsless: without comedy
 Frank herbert: Dont remember all the drips in comic sans
 Zampano: Nice
 dobbiesdoogs: i.imgur.com/…
 Mr. Butt: Savage af
 LaeMi: Offensive.
Image 154834   01-06-17 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 Fett4life: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to back pain. The new Skywalker is all that is needed for pain and suffering. Buy it you will.
 Frank herbert: Doing better than carrie. Too soon?
 hajjpodge: Larry David isn't looking too good.
 Mad Collager: No, I said "LaZ-Boy walker.", not ... oh, never mind.
Image 154674   01-05-17 9:10pm     Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar I'LL PUT ON SOME SKIN WHEN YOU PUT ON SOME BLOODY CLOTHES.
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR Sir, this is a skin-on zone. Gonna have to ask you to find your skin or get some stick-time.
 BILL DOOR: OH, SURE, BLAME THE SKELETONS. WHY WAS HE NAKED IN THE FIRST PLACE, MAY I ASK? I THINK YOU DID IT AND BLAMED US SKIN-DEFICIENT PEOPLE FOR YOU NEFARIOUS MISDEED.
 Warrax: Fucked his whole shit all up, real bad like.
 Frank herbert: Rated good by agatha christie
 LieutenantTofu: Pounded In The Butt By Skeletor
 ch: what were you dudes thinking
 SomeCanadian: Dressed like that, of course this was going to happen.
 Ulillillia: by Chuck Tingle
 Peter Pantsless: Again
 a robot: Another typical purple user
 Yam: I had a snarky comment for this, but then I started getting caught up in issues of symbolism and imperialism and distribution of wealth in the world. Now I'm just drinking instead.
 LaeMi: It's a gang-doot.
Image 154468   01-04-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 SpaceCow: Where Pug-les Dare!
 bug: Puck
 XLY: Glorious
 SomeCanadian: I want to see an alternate, Rick-and-Morty-style universe where all beings have been 'shopped with pugs. I just want to exist there for a minute, watching all of creation struggle to breathe while looking dopey and cockeyed. This would make me happy.
 Borkf: Apex predator
Image 154374   01-04-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 LaeMi: Seriously! Dress 1 I want!
 Mr. Butt: Bizarro Lenny and Carl.
 EvilOtter: You can tell you've mistakenly used tea bags instead of tampons if the tag hangs down. Also, INCREDIBLE ENERGY!!
 Teechur: I have seen awkward stances before. I will add this to the list.
 addend: 3 .
 LaeMi: Choose your upskirt?
Image 154322   01-04-17 01:54am     Uploaded by    jochenau
Image DYX   01-03-17 10:04pm     Uploaded by    jochenau
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