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 jazzjunkie's Aggro-Gator

 Greifer: wir sind die roboter
 a robot: @Skinr *Kraftwerk
 Skinr: "Oh Dad, we're all Devo!"
Image 235761   03-04-18 9:26pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Dr Awkward: Leonardo DiCaprio's quarter is still spinning, I guess.
 ping: I don't think I've seen a product of rolling shutter look so pretty.
Image 234797   02-27-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Kaviri: So this is what that whole red pill thing is about.
 Robespierre: @Felicity You're probably correct - if he was a hirsute American with a beard like that, he'd more likely than not be a tattooed walking billboard of poor decisions.
 sundragon: @Zukero @Robespierre I was thinking Canada, because of the toque
 UltraBeverly: That drain is going to clog for sure.
 Warrax: The part around the bear's mouth is the hardest to shave. They're bitey.
 VeeKay: Strange bear
 VoR: Smells hairy
 wolfpk: Our fish are the freshest!
 Zukero: @Robespierre smells like Norway to me...
 Robespierre: Making Murica Great Again, one bite at a time
Image 234772   02-27-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 apoxia: I think the mantis has bitten off more than it can chew.
 jazzjunkie: @Felicity Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
 tacticaljay: @Felicity as a male, I have no interest in entering a mantis world.
 ethernet: @Yurishiro Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, Ive got some good news and some bad news.
 jochenau: My mom used to like mantises until she read that they can kill hummingbirds. I have no idea how they manage it but I guess they do somehow?
 sorghum: @Dr Awkward because you pray evolution doesn't make these hellish beasts 8 feet tall
 edgarallendoh: @Dr Awkward prAying mantis!
 Dr Awkward: Jesus Christ... THAT's why they're called preying mantis?
 ping: From the start, Edmund Mantis was known for his grand ambitions.
Image 232790   02-16-18 08:31am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 DarkTeddy: This pollinations strategy is great
 Mr. Shine: *snoof*
 jayjay: Pollen. Not even once
 Backhand: Take a moment to stop and smell the ... oh, never mind.
 sparename: Daffodil aka Foxnoseglove
Image 230124   02-01-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Not A Bot: Maryland.jpg
 Prostata: the derpest derp of all
 sassysass: If you're not going to use it ... PUT IT AWAY
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Image JPO   01-30-18 07:33am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Dreforian: Mama, read me a story?
 Matricii: Oh damn, I spilled my Big Gulp
 tears as lube: "Eject stomach contents in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ..."
Image 229122   01-26-18 5:31pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Mr Bleak: "Humminggator: It's not pollen he's after." If they can make a sequel to Sharknado, they'll film anything.
 fanny: can't fool me Luxuslurch I know it's you!
 trees: @Mr. Butt what a croc!
 Mr. Butt: Birdo-Gator II: The Re-Birding
Image 221296   12-16-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 tib gubb: and they get real rapey on sunday after church
 raditzu: Begone, sex-crazed harlot! I'm a man of honor and purity... and sadnes and misery.
 dobbiesdoogs: nice try, idaho
 Whatever: With narcissistic homicidal tendencies I bet.
 VeeKay: Early fake news.
 WaffleIron: If you've heard the expression "Paris of the Prairies" then you know advertising has a habit of lying to you about these types of places.
 carpwoman: Should I pack my bike?
 VoR: Early dating companies knew how to play it even back then.
Image 221295   12-16-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Hokie333: Beardogpig?
 VeeKay: @a sedated moose @Lantry Smashed it. Take a bow.
 a sedated moose: @Lantry well played, sir.
 Lantry: @a sedated moose
 a sedated moose: I don't know what kind of animal this is.
Image 221292   12-16-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Image JKR   12-11-17 08:59am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 FatTigerWoods: You must be *this* tall to keep your head
 Teechur: Yes, by all means, caution them.
 Psymon: No, seriously.
Image 219860   12-08-17 7:03pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 tea: okay, this is actually funny
 Amy Housewine: A visual representation of the struggle between Luxus and The Spaceship.
 ignatz: Gator ded..
 Derp Herpigan: It started out as a kiss, how'd it end up like this?
Image 219611   12-07-17 1:31pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Greifer: parrots love it
 jazzjunkie: @Sadbot As someone who has brought his parrot to a dinner party, I resemble that remark!
 Pop That Ponzi: They're pretty curious and kooky, but do they really need a straightjacket?
 ignatz: @Sadbot Well at least there's 32: built-in poopscoop
 Yam: I love birds, but I worry about becoming a bird person.
 Sadbot: Oh geez, I've seen one of these in action, or something like it. Someone who takes his parrot to a dinner party is exactly like you'd expect.
Image 219609   12-07-17 1:09pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 twisty: This is me :-(
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Wooden Spoon Ha! well played.
 Wooden Spoon: @ThoughtlessGentleman: what did you think they made Funnel Cake out of?
 furneim: Proof of there being no loving god
 ThoughtlessGentleman: deepfry that. sellout at local state fairs.
 PenguinBartender: @Teechur Never. Ok? Just never.
 ptrain: Anyone else hungry for some rice?
 Teechur: Ok, at what point is it acceptable to ask if she's pregnant?
 Christina: It ded.
 El hefe: The brain bug in Starship Troopers looked bigger
 fanny: oh god. (RAD)
Image 219607   12-07-17 1:03pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Bohab: Bite dat butt
 Ulillillia: @XLY I've had pear salsa
 Micro Jackson: Stamped it
 XLY: never had pear nachos before, kinda embarrassing
 Warrax: @Knice Mmm, I bet it is too. Uhng.
 Derp Herpigan: Dat pear is fine!
 Knice: Needs a little pair of shorts that says "Juicy" on the back.
Image 219023   12-04-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
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