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 jazzjunkie's Aggro-Gator

 WaffleIron: 100% Mr. Bean.
 Dr Awkward: Mr. Bean cosplay?
 Jennerator: The twist is he also slept with JFK
 DangitBobby: It's hot outside? Tain't no problem to me.
 wolfpk: Isn't it great to be old enough to not give a damn.
 a robot: Feels good man
 Peety: What climate change holds for all of us
 Cami: Keep your tool cool.
 SharkysMachine: I'm no Monroe either but I still feel pretty
 AlexDeLarge: Good evening.
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 200829   09-01-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Donut: I see the guys from the Prius commercial are going into mainstream art.
 jazzjunkie: The piece that stands out most to me: his belly button is actually a belly button. That's the only thing that hasn't been counterfeited. (BTW is it considered gauche to comment on one's own post? It's uncommon, at the very least)
 XLY: this is not how babby is formed!! ... is it?
 dangerkeith3000: I am doll eyes, doll mouth, doll legs I am doll arms, big veins, dog bait Yeah, they really want you They really want you, they really do...
 raditzu: gross and creepy
 dangerous dave: @SomeCanadian I concur.
 Felicity: We are legion
 Wet farts: No. Just no. Rad though.
 SomeCanadian: GAH!
 LogicKitty: @NoRagrets The one random eye peeking out of the shoulder
 Ihminen: now imagine all those limbs moving slightly
 NoRagrets: Hmmmmm I don't know what is worse, the whole package or specifically the scrotum made of baby hands and fingers.
 Yam: Oh hey Babybot, long time no see. How are the kids?
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Image HWK   06-21-17 11:24am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Bu7Z: Of course, if you try to enter Western Australia by boat you'll be lucky if you get locked up because the alternative is to be shot at. And yet come here by plane and we'll let you get a job and a loan.
 Bu7Z: In Perth there was a thing called the choc milk regatta... Bonus points for style, if your craft floated, was made solely of the sponsors cartons (choc or other milk) oh yeah, and if you actually won the race... Got canceled because of safety concerns.
 karmakat: HEY, IT WORKS!
 redmonkey3: Nailed It!
 a robot: That's pretty cool.
 sparename: Whatever floats your caffeine canoe
Image 186577   06-21-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 redmonkey3: @Nopetology - who cares, got high
 JacksThirdEye: Wow. A worth1000 post, at least 4 years old. It's actually good to see some of these still popping up.
 Nopetology: @ChubbyBuddy You're thinking of Cane Toads. Pretty sure brightly colored tree frogs like this would just kill you dead if you tried that..
 Air Biscuit: Fruit flys dont stand a chance.
 ChubbyBuddy: i keep licking this to get high but all it does is bolster my immune system
 apoxia: Ouch
 A duck: Photoshop, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
 Warrax: Orange you glad it's not a real frog?
Image 186528   06-21-17 01:09am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Mr. Shine: Staples sold these, but they went clearance. If you can find them at your local store, they'll be like $2
 Peter Pantsless: Eat shit, app microtransactions!
 bug: my phone is harder to unlock than most...
 grizzly: Finished.
 kinggheedra: I like the worst things for sale
 Mr Shifty: Lol would buy.
Image 185438   06-15-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Image HUL   06-15-17 1:02pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Image HTZ   06-14-17 6:37pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Christina: #212413
 Christina: Sad aftermath of Bombing on Yemen. #211259
 Christina: #210150
 Science: #208721 Trapped puppies are terribly sad
 Bu7Z: #198999 happy birthday!
 Fishy: #195999 Don't break a leg out there
 Zampano: #190094 how did these freezey-pops survive the fire intact, without the packaging melting?
 Side Boob: #189442
 Zampano: #189442
 redmonkey3: #184942
 Zampano: #184732
 Zampano: #184732
 redmonkey3: Thank you (non-existant) aggrogods!
 Bu7Z: #179254
 Schizoid: #176639
 Zampano: #169468
 Zampano: 169132
 Zampano: #167632
 Zampano: #160723
 WaffleIron: an unwell doggo @150045
 scribbs: Garbage wave: #142677
 scribbs: #142427
 Fishy: Best friends forever #142427
 scribbs: Loneliness: #141186
 Peter Pantsless: absent father #140203
 midnightmosesuk: Poor old drugs lady #139918
 willowsprite: Sad Superhero #132182
 willowsprite: methed up #131544
 willowsprite: #131139 morbid obesity
 willowsprite: #130857 no legs
 Christina: Smoking dead shark is not rad: #130405
 Christina: Dad or Mum tiger behind a fence: #1550
 Christina: Beached whale: #128914.
 VoR: #128203
 Christina: Sad Rhino: #128319.
 Fishy: It's certain. #127883
 Fishy: All four of them. #124407
 VoR: #116485
 Fishy: He didn't make it #120088
 VoR: Save the whales! #119038
 Fishy: Do you love me mami #117496
 Fishy: Hello dark, my old friend #117275
 Muddyfunkster: The saddest thing is taht wiping away his tears just re-lacerates his already disfigured face :(
 Dobly: doblydotfriendly spaceshipdotcom/
 Fishy: #117226 For all your Philisophical toads.
 ping: Love this. Rad!
 ThatGuy: Cheer up! #117178
 redmonkey3: @Agamemnon Triforce - true, but what is SAD is how few have been to Patreon to keep RAD & BAD on the air... still hoping for an EWWW button myself.
 sparename: "Brain the size of a planet and they make me pick up paper"
 DrinkMixMan: I want to use the button on this image now!
 Agamemnon Triforce: It's Bad, not Sad. And this is Bad.
 Wet farts: Aww don't cry mascot!
 Scoo: Too bad comment links aren't 2-way
 Magma Safe: AG. Commenters looking after each other.
 Peter Pantsless: #117179
 Peter Pantsless: Good idea. This is gonna be the most depressing comments section ever, though.
Image 117179   07-04-16 8:26pm     Uploaded by    KnowLifer
 Niels Bohr: @Scoo @Teechur unless you're in Garfield county. Then you're hosed no matter what speed you're going.
 Teechur: @Scoo Then it must be safe to speed everywhere else in CO!
 addend: 3-D speed check, then they get you for the highest-velocity vector.
 Scoo: That's probably the entire Delta County Sheriff's Department behind that sign. Just kiddin'; I love yah, Western Colorado!
Image 175359   04-25-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Felicity: I like the cars facial expression
 mwoody: That car looks like Shrek, right down to the ears.
 Gomi Day: @tokyopig everyone does, tbh.
 Scoo: I drive a green car. I need to find one of these spots.
 tokyopig: Did you know that that album is now 21 years old? Holy shit!
 wolfpk: This is great, but the next pic I want to see a green Hummer parked there.
 tokyopig: Omg, I need to listen to Pentastar again like, right now.
 tokyopig: Holy shit, is this an Earth reference?
 Derp Herpigan: Well, not exactly wrong...
 Nopetology: This made me giggle. For the second time. I love it so much...
Image 175350   04-25-17 08:47am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 LogicKitty: I want this to be how I die. Even if it's not, tell people this is how I went
 enfanta: @Nope looks like the lion on the ground is admiring more than the dress.
Image 170984   04-02-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Kelvin: According to all known laws of extreme sports, there is no way that a bee should be able to grind.
 Scoo: Super fly
 Himesama: Still killing him sorry.
 responsibleadult: A new skateboarder on the scene is really creating a buzz.
 SomeCanadian: Fly AF.
 bug: Musca domestica - Wild type
Image 170512   03-30-17 3:09pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Dreforian: Just past the Baked Bean Bonanza ristorante.
 TurkeyVulture: Did I hallucinate the rumble strip playing the William Tell Overture, or is that a real memory?
 Pizza: It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
 ignatz: I guess wheelbase is gonna be a factor here.. I want to make a musical Xylophone staircase some day..
Image 170502   03-30-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Kelvin: @Meow Dang, I was just thinking that!
 Teechur: How to Train Your Whateverthehellthatis.
 hearsegirl: Lummox!!!!
 Donut: No Man's Sky is still doing the fake screenshots, I see.
 tib gubb: i wanna take it home
 Meow: its an ALFfleupagus, clearly
 Scoo: Huh, not how I remember Snuffleupagus
 fanny: ALF did not age well.
Image 170491   03-30-17 1:03pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Prostata: the giraffedog can surf!
 Hosebag: Man what happened to your dog's feet?
 Micro Jackson: Llamabunga!
 Donut: "Llama not like ocean. Llama demand you put me back on the shore. Llama will not forget this insult. Llama will cut your balls off while you sleep, impertinent surfer. Llama will have his revenge."
 PenguinBartender: I...feel like I have missed a crucial piece of context.
 grizzly: Alpaca didn't sign up for this.
 KrazyKat: Llamas are right up there with fluffy cats as animals that look ridiculous when wet.
 tib gubb: making it look easy
Image 170479   03-30-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 WaffleIron: For those who wern't following:
 thecraftywolf: @Knice perhaps as a deck of cards
 funny in the wall: He's got too many fingers
 Skaalar: He's up to something.
 Knice: This get-up better be in the next shipment of Aggro-swag.
 wolfpk: This id just begging for a bad.
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