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 DrinkMixMan: Officer! #175738
 DrinkMixMan: Looks like those urinal shitters in Congress did it again. What a bunch of urinal shitters.
 Peach: @Sadbot I'd watch the hell out of that.
 Knice: Equally useful.
 some guy : Exit polls show urinal turds to be ahead by 12%
 Sadbot: I think it'd be fun to make a show like Dexter, except the main character is a vigilante psychologist who kidnaps people who do weird, anti-social stuff like above bathroom atrocities and takes them off to remote locations to break them down and find out why they behave like that.
 Scoo: Apparently all of you voted. Maybe twice, even.
 Dr Awkward: Circa: 2016, United States of America
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 Niels Bohr: @Scoo @Teechur unless you're in Garfield county. Then you're hosed no matter what speed you're going.
 Teechur: @Scoo Then it must be safe to speed everywhere else in CO!
 addend: 3-D speed check, then they get you for the highest-velocity vector.
 Scoo: That's probably the entire Delta County Sheriff's Department behind that sign. Just kiddin'; I love yah, Western Colorado!
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 mwoody: That car looks like Shrek, right down to the ears.
 Gomi Day: @tokyopig everyone does, tbh.
 Scoo: I drive a green car. I need to find one of these spots.
 tokyopig: Did you know that that album is now 21 years old? Holy shit!
 wolfpk: This is great, but the next pic I want to see a green Hummer parked there.
 tokyopig: Omg, I need to listen to Pentastar again like, right now.
 tokyopig: Holy shit, is this an Earth reference?
 Derp Herpigan: Well, not exactly wrong...
 Nopetology: This made me giggle. For the second time. I love it so much...
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 LogicKitty: I want this to be how I die. Even if it's not, tell people this is how I went
 enfanta: @Nope looks like the lion on the ground is admiring more than the dress.
 Nope: OW HEY HEY OW JEEZ ELIZABETH WE WERE JUST ADMIRING YOUR DRESS
Image 170984   04-02-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Kelvin: According to all known laws of extreme sports, there is no way that a bee should be able to grind.
 Scoo: Super fly
 Himesama: Still killing him sorry.
 responsibleadult: A new skateboarder on the scene is really creating a buzz.
 SomeCanadian: Fly AF.
 bug: Musca domestica - Wild type
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 Dreforian: Just past the Baked Bean Bonanza ristorante.
 TurkeyVulture: Did I hallucinate the rumble strip playing the William Tell Overture, or is that a real memory?
 Pizza: It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
 ignatz: I guess wheelbase is gonna be a factor here.. I want to make a musical Xylophone staircase some day..
Image 170502   03-30-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Kelvin: @Meow Dang, I was just thinking that!
 Teechur: How to Train Your Whateverthehellthatis.
 hearsegirl: Lummox!!!!
 Donut: No Man's Sky is still doing the fake screenshots, I see.
 tib gubb: i wanna take it home
 Meow: its an ALFfleupagus, clearly
 Scoo: Huh, not how I remember Snuffleupagus
 fanny: ALF did not age well.
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 Prostata: the giraffedog can surf!
 Hosebag: Man what happened to your dog's feet?
 Micro Jackson: Llamabunga!
 Donut: "Llama not like ocean. Llama demand you put me back on the shore. Llama will not forget this insult. Llama will cut your balls off while you sleep, impertinent surfer. Llama will have his revenge."
 PenguinBartender: I...feel like I have missed a crucial piece of context.
 grizzly: Alpaca didn't sign up for this.
 KrazyKat: Llamas are right up there with fluffy cats as animals that look ridiculous when wet.
 tib gubb: making it look easy
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 WaffleIron: For those who wern't following: drmcninja.com/
 thecraftywolf: @Knice perhaps as a deck of cards
 funny in the wall: He's got too many fingers
 Skaalar: He's up to something.
 Knice: This get-up better be in the next shipment of Aggro-swag.
 wolfpk: This id just begging for a bad.
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 itskando: Dat follow up post
 enfanta: @sparename took me a minute. :)
 Scoo: Bee-rito
 Dr Awkward: @Shay Oh, yeah, totally just for bees [frantically escapes flower petal sleeping bag]
 Shay: For bees, this is the ultimate fetish.
 Mad Collager: Nom, nom, nom, nom...
 sparename: Bee bum, tsssss
Image 170373   03-29-17 7:54pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Robespierre: Where can I find me a cock whisperer?
 Dr Awkward: If I did this with my rooster, he'd gouge my eyes out. Then at least I have an excuse to kill the ornery bastard.
 tokyopig: Where's my blue footed booby? I have an idea for a shirt!
 Bu7Z: @Mr. Butt as any lady with an evolved dinosaur perched on her shoulder should!
 Warrax: You laugh, but it's the best way to hunt worms.
 Bu7Z: The term cock whisperer is thrown around a lot these days, however...
 piranharama: Fly my pretty!
 Mr. Butt: Also, this lady looks cool as hell.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Thanks for bumping an old upload above 300 points :D
 kinggheedra: If she's a hen whisperer, why is she so proficiently handling that rooster?
 Knice: Before things got weird. #61397
Image 170091   03-28-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 LKoroton: Mickey Mouse and his dog Pluto
 raditzu: Don't play with your food
 Prostata: ooo... you has a FLAVOR... doggo LIKE!
 LurkedMoar: Melm
 enfanta: A little amuse bouche before the Alpo...
 Amy Housewine: Dog: "GERMEH MUH TONN BAK." Rat: "no it's my tongue"
 whiplash: Mmm...tastes like garbage!
 Knice: Wow, that dog is beautiful!
Image 166911   03-11-17 11:47am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 jochenau: The rare Hippo-Headed Opera Frog.
 hearsegirl: poison arrow water horse....of course
 Spazstatic: All glory to the HippoToad!
 piranharama: Hippofrogamus?
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Butt Hoppapotamus?
 Mr. Butt: @SomeCanadian Froggopotamus?
 SomeCanadian: ... frippo? A hippog? Either way it does me a frighten.
Image 165258   03-02-17 4:31pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 jazzjunkie: @BavidDowie Linsey Pollak is one of my faves! :-D
 BavidDowie: YouTube "carrot clarinet"
 Knice: @Lestrange Hey-yo!! *finger-guns* :-D
 Lestrange: @Lestrange Yeeeeaaaaaarrggggghhhh!!!
 Lestrange: @Knice You sure? You might get... A bit chilly!
 SomeCanadian: @Knice At first I thought this WAS you. But then neither of them are wearing corn hats, so I discarded the notion.
 Science: Those are some fruity motherfuckers, right there.
 Knice: No shit: I want one of those shirts.
Image 165234   03-02-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Rat-Butt: Dune got tripy
 Beeble: Definitely from Naya.
 VoR: Thread worms if left untreated
 whiplash: Well there's your problem sir, you've got tapeworms.
 hearsegirl: "we are herbivores. No need to fear."
 Annoying Vegan : Natalie Dee cartoons are getting more realistic.
 Aemuli: These Q-Tip commercials are getting really weird.
 AgentView: "Hey kid, wanna see a dead body?"
Image 165195   03-02-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Rat-Butt: That cat is obviously the aggressor. As you can see here, he ATTACKED that owl. The photo was taken on the cat's return trip to the ground.
 Rat-Butt: This is a revenge killing...that cat wiped it his whole flock last summer. After a montage of working out, fist pumping, and 80's hair band music, our hero set out to restore his honor.
 Rat-Butt: This is life, ppl! Whether that owl ultimately ate that cat or not, that cat was planing on killing YOU in YOUR SLEEP! That owl may have saved your life...
 piranharama: These kids' movies about animal best-friend duos are getting really mean.
 Aemuli: Its ok everyone, the cat is fine. They were just having crazy acrobatic cross-species sex. Totally different kind of "killing the beautiful people", I promise. You may now enjoy your day, except for all the weird actual thoughts you may have now - consider those a bonus.
 BILL DOOR: OH, THAT IS BLOODY IT. THOSE BASTARDS AT HOGWARTS HAVE ANGERED ME FOR THE LAST BLOODY TIME.
 Dan Tagonistic: No time to talk, get in the pea green boat
 Bu7Z: Considering how many wild birds I've seen killed by cats it's about time one started fighting back
 Joseph: @Wet farts Or a large tiger appears, and scares the owl away and licks the cat.
 Wet farts: I voted rad though. I'd like to think that moments after this was taken kitteh managed to turn around and give mister owl a smack in the face which Freed kitteh and allowed all parties involved to walk and fly away relatively unharmed.
 Wet farts: @enfanta Yes. The little red button.
 raditzu: This pic killed all my enthusiasm for today :/ Going to hug my cats and hide from life under the blanket.
 raditzu: Not funny Kevin II... :( Poor kitteh
 enfanta: Is there any way to hide images on AG? :(
Image 165145   03-01-17 11:55pm     Uploaded by    Kevin II
 Shay: Fallout 5 is coming along nicely.
 Jaunty Shrimp: How do you like my M.R.S.S? (Marshmallow Roasting Safety Suit)
 Warrax: Time to fight the clan invasion.
 illBilliam: "So this is going to protect me 100% from the radiation in the reactor core, right guys?"
 Micro Jackson: Kim Jong Nam could have used one of these
 a robot: Nice robot costume, dork
 Lestrange: Buoy, I say, buoy
 Knice: *waving wrench-arms* "PREPARE. YOUR. ANUS."
 Whatever: The early version of R2-D2 was immediately scrapped for good reason...
Image 164841   02-28-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Peter Pantsless: @jazzjunkie It's...it's so beautiful *wipes away tear*
 Robespierre: A friend's cockatoo, CoCo (of course), had imitating the vacuum cleaner down pat - ultra-annoying.
 jazzjunkie: @Peter Pantsless Magnificent enough for you?
 Sandor: Nature abhors a vacuum
 fanny: and holy fuck that cabbage patch picture in the back should be a post of its own.
 fanny: no amount of vacuuming will get that stain out.
 Ulillillia: "Awwk, this sucks"
Image 164469   02-26-17 1:03pm     Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
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