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 jayjay's Aggro-Gator

 Shay: Had to do a double take because I thought this was something about a young Adolf Hitler.
 SuedeOxford: "Life has many doors, yes?"
 Robespierre: Am I pleased that I have no idea what this is about? I believe so; yes.
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 OldKentuckyShark: M a k e. I t. R a i n...
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 Zochrot: HAHAHAHA white american!
 BavidDowie: hm. Spaceship cannot "enya." Noted.
 BavidDowie: Seor Large Gregg
 Bohab: Best guess, they also bought $220 dollars worth of gift cards, which wouldn't be taxed
 dangerkeith3000: I"m confused.
 Kaviri: That's not funny.
 Whatever: Either something is not adding up or this is in the Maralogo Quik-e-mart
 itskando: Nothing like that variety cock
 Side Boob: We won't judge you for your choice of cheese. Unless you drive a truck.
Image 252718   06-15-18 03:34am     Uploaded by    jayjay
 Air Biscuit: If peter doesent have a word with himself, i will..
Image 252236   06-11-18 11:58pm     Uploaded by    jayjay
 Teechur: @Side Boob That's a wheely good name for a wheely good doggo.
 Side Boob: We'll call you "wheels." Who's a good boy, Wheels? You are!
Image 251863   06-09-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    jayjay
 Korrok: Convenient....
 Side Boob: Frasier Crane's car?
 addend: (Driver asks for 5 stars.)
 Air Biscuit: Because its happened before already?
 lecj07: Mildly creepy. Need context.
 Sandor: Same
Image 251565   06-07-18 10:38pm     Uploaded by    jayjay
 BavidDowie: I hear they have wonderful healthcare in Russia
 DrNinjaman: My favorite urine therapy is the people who use it to treat pink eye.
 trees: PS that was for @jochenau
 Callahan: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver had a thing about this. Since people s medical insurance will pay for urine tests, a lot of shady treatment centres send their patients out for constant unnecessary urine tests. The testing facility pays the treatment centre a kickback
 Aspirin: Solent piss is piss!
 Sadbot: @VeeKay It does make for some unintentionally hilarious YT videos of men talking about aging, and then drinking, their urine, though. Can't argue with stupid, may as well laugh as it chugs it's own piss.
 jochenau: I'm unclear on the arrow leading from "toilet" to "pharmaceutical industry". Are they secretly manufacturing drugs from poop?
 VeeKay: Drinking bodily waste products seems, I don't know, foolish? Yeah. Foolish. Drinking a bodily waste product to treat an illness is fucking stupid.
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 Winterneuro: Miscarriage?
 Dr Awkward: Happy B Day.
 PenguinBartender: );
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 lecj07: Did he really have to break up the blazing death torch to hide it?
 barfolomew: Just a picture of an ordinary shrub. I don't get it.
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 depression: I agree with this @Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: Mr. Maymay Writer never cleaned out a forclosed house. You'd be AMAZED the personal shit I can squeeze from a box. The eveicted should be thankful I'm an honest joe (who has NO plans for going to jail).
 Christina: Ha-ha.
Image 243961   04-23-18 08:26am     Uploaded by    jayjay
 dangerkeith3000: @Himesama Damn! Beat me to it!
 Himesama: Battle Toads
 funny in the wall: Pubescent frogs of invisible war
 tib gubb: roll for initiative
 Robespierre: Iz deez amphlibibious?
 ChubbyBuddy: Fight Frogs
 Kirtov: "It is decided then, the usurper toad must die. For frog freedom!"
Image 243533   04-20-18 5:40pm     Uploaded by    jayjay
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe it makes up for his birthday being the Stoners' Holiday. 4/20 y'all!
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 apoxia: @jazzjunkie A short black is a shot, usually a long black is two with more water. Very occasionally it is called an Americano. The most common espresso coffee in New Zealand is a flat white. Basically one shot with aerated (but not fluffy milk).
 jazzjunkie: @apoxia @Dr Awkward Is "short black" literally a shot of espresso with nothing in it? Seems redundant to have its own name. (And any aeropress users out there? Stronger than French press, and no sludge at the bottom of your cup!)
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia My deepest apologies on behalf of the dumb fuck American server who thought that was espresso. The term "short blacks" hasn't stuck in the US, presumably because, uh, we have a pretty regrettable history with the term "blacks"
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Still hard to recreate good espresso at home, unless you got a real fancy setup. I generally don't pay for drip coffee at coffee shops
 VeeKay: Absolutely! Anyway, human resources need to have a wee chat with you this afternoon, so clear your diary for today.
 funny in the wall: @glenalec i wouldn't call myself a fan but it is a catchy tune
 addend: "If you can't make Pop Tarts..."
 Uncle Larry: @funny in the wall - Fortunately I'm not a big enough fan to have that tune on earworm.
 apoxia: @Sadbot Well I did say most, and I'd go for espresso over plunger (what we call French press). I have an espresso machine in my home but only make short blacks as they're the easiest (you probably don't call them that in the US?!?). I once ordered an espresso in a restaurant in the US and they gave me a coffee which was one of those sachets with milk powder and coffee and you mix with boiling water. You'd get hanged, drawn, and quartered if you did that in New Zealand. Why say espresso if you don't do it?
 Sadbot: @apoxia French press at home tastes better than the trendiest of coffee joints, I've found #NotAllAmericans
 apoxia: Some would suggest that most people in America can't make a decent cup of coffee (e.g. dripolator coffee is not good coffee)
 funny in the wall: @glenalec thanks, i'm now going to have the cantina song stuck in my head all day. i was going to type it out but i realized that the results could be any song
 tib gubb: animals
 gggina: Mos Eisley staff tea room.
Image 241786   04-10-18 01:38am     Uploaded by    jayjay
 Derp Herpigan: A once in a lifetime photo, because those trucks are never ever ever getting back together.
 Minnesotan: each night inside the oculus rift
 Ulillillia: Shoot the gap. Shoot the gap!
 daver: Careful! They might break up. Then write a drippy song about it!
Image 241110   04-05-18 11:09pm     Uploaded by    jayjay
 Nothing: Sounds like something the white van I saw fleeing the crime would say
 Vorm Gongo: Excellent strategy
 Telkwa: Where is that large automobile? Am I right or am I wrong? My God, what have I done!
 Whatever: Those Men in Black are getting smarter all the time
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 Mr. Shine: *end credits roll*
 Ulillillia: Cities:Skylines looking good
Image 239552   03-27-18 2:08pm     Uploaded by    jayjay
 Not A Bot: Blooper reel from Fantasia
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 beckybecky: @Mad Collager @Teechur @lecj07 @Hyphae [reluctant slow clap]
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Very nice!
 Mad Collager:
 Teechur: @Hyphae And this is a waist from treats *jiggles belly
 lecj07: @Hyphae and THIS is a waist of threes!*puts on a belt fashioned as a chain of number 3s*
 Hyphae: @Hyphae Waste knot want knot! *Pulls trash from a hollowed out knot of a tree, revealing a tied up rope*
 Hyphae: @Hyphae And THIS is a tree of wastes! *Pulls out tree diagram of trash and unusable by-products*
 Hyphae: @Yurishiro and THIS is a waist of a tree! *Pulls measuring tape around a trunk of a conveniently nearby tree*
 NonRhetorical: No this is a waste of trees.
 sparename: These are a rip-off
Image 238529   03-21-18 09:07am     Uploaded by    jayjay
 funny in the wall: No reason for wedges on the leg one. Those are not chiral carbons. But of course, people who think this kind of stuff is funny are shit chemists
 dangerkeith3000: Persistence is futile.
 Micro Jackson: Fuckin organics think they so funny
 Ulillillia: Bazinga
Image 236525   03-09-18 10:07am     Uploaded by    jayjay
 DrNinjaman: Phil...we need to talk.
Image 232387   02-14-18 12:41pm     Uploaded by    jayjay
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