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 Demon Universe: Also, you just have to hope for the best with the grammar/spelling corrections of my phone.
 Demon Universe: @Judge Bread Its one of the many reasons That 50% of restarurants fail, sadly. Another reason is some ****ty *** frozen cakes. Looks like this awful Pepperidge Farms ones. You have to choke those down.
 RainbowTornado: @Judge Bread it is! :)
 Judge Bread: Must be nice to work in a restaurant that gives zero shits about food cost.
 Coolguy: Need to finish one car then I'll send them over
 Mr. Butt: lousy mooching waiters
Image 183406   06-05-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    ignatz
 addend: Tasty dog hot.
 Teechur: If all we can see is her, WHAT'S GOING ON BEHIND HER?
 Mexico: I want a picture of her and the Magic: The Gathering guy. It'd a match made in heaven, or possibly even hell!
 Knice: Well, I laughed.
 Gomi Day: no. :
 Theta Zero: STOP THIS
Image 182889   06-02-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Scoo: Brixton's Only Skateshop
 Micro Jackson: I's the worst
 chhumphrey: Never heard of the term "skating the web"
 WaffleIron: This almost looks like a bottle of beer.
Image 178018   05-09-17 1:09pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Christina: Came for the iron, but got overdosed.
 apoxia: Much better than bugs on a stake.
 phil: Whelk I'll be damned...
 fanny: ew and cool.
 tokyopig: pale snails on rails.
Image 169350   03-24-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Mr Bleak: New series of Top Gear looking low budget. Again.
 Air Biscuit: @tokyopig DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
 DarkTeddy: Anybody wanna define what abstraction means
 tokyopig: Its not so much a convertible as it an adorable. But seriously no you can't drive it on the highway.
Image 167566   03-14-17 9:47pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Suburbanmom: I am struggling to understand this...
 XLY: The one by the lime just moved a little
 Hosebag: @Albatross I'm absolutely stuffed, fuck off.
 werterland: GROSS. I asked for a lemon, and they gave me a damn lime.
 Albatross: Ahh now monsieur would you care for a wafer thin ant?
 Lestrange: Awww hell naw.
 Zampano: Can i get the name of this restaurant so i can stay as far away from it as earthly possible?
 Noremak: @sparename "Would you like some fresh ground pepper to go wih it?"
 sparename: "Waiter, what can you do about the fly in my soup?"
Image 162425   02-15-17 5:26pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 WaffleIron: I think I have the bottom survey meter, I should post a picture.
 ignatz: @PenguinBartender @msmstud @Knice Actually think I've been had, can't re-find the image but seems most meters say 'Circuit Check' above 3.5 R/hr. I shall be more rigorous in future.. :)
 Knice: @ignatz Ah, hell. We gotta stay together for the pengies. @PenguinBartender
 msmstud: @PenguinBartender @Knice @ignatz -- The power plant debacle didn't occur to me; I was cringing at a Hiroshima/Nagasaki joke.
 PenguinBartender: @Knice @ignatz STOP FIGHTING, I HATE IT WHEN YOU TWO FIGHT *sobs*
 Knice: @ignatz My bad; please accept my apologies.
 ignatz: @Knice meant Japan is Rad is all. No Fukushima gag intended
 Sydney: Rad? Check plus.
 LKoroton: I get milirads per day
 tib gubb: probably the thing that annoys me most when clueless people talk about it.
 Knice: *Makes assumption; is wrong*
 Fancy Clown: It is pretty rad alright
Image 162161   02-14-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    ignatz
 ping: Ooh, pretty.
 XLY: This is how coke looks in my ocd fueled nightmares where i can never tell where the line starts
 San DoDo: @Dresdenkeogh that's no one million moons..
 Dresdenkeogh: @San DoDo one million moons?
 jochenau: I remember this screensaver!
 San DoDo: One million Death stars
Image 158249   01-24-17 5:26pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 petepuma: those guys on the building are going to catch him
 ping: Took me a while to notice the surfer.
 LaeMi: Hahahahahahahaha. Wipeout!
 Headoftheclass: I have dreams of this.
 San DoDo: You go Bodhi
 Lestrange: He ded
 Annoying Vegan : I have nightmares like this
Image 158243   01-24-17 4:54pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Lestrange: Dolphins
 Dreforian: @Scoo Actually a rare photo of the elusive freshwater sailshark!
 jazzjunkie: It's not even a sailboat, though! Some sort of floating cube... But it's hard to discern more than that because someone put a schooner in the way.
 Jabberwikket: Oh look, a skull splitting headache !
 DarkTeddy: If you put ur phone right up to your face the sail boats disappear
 Dreforian: The real trick here is if you cross your eyes and shift focus just right... You can see THREE sailboats!
 fanny: I've never been able to see these! this is awesome!
 Scoo: It's a Schooner!
 Butcherboy: I see it. I see the sail boat
 Mr. Butt: And if I were a dad, I'd say it rocks.
 Mr. Butt: That is fucking amazing.
Image 156185   01-13-17 6:54pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 thecraftywolf: how the hell did this get past image bot
 jochenau: Behold the rise of my new anti-alias, UANEHCOJ!
 AverageJoe: That anti-aliasing...
 Cami: We are on the cutting edge of 1975.
 Frank herbert: 150x50
 petepuma: Shiver me dithers!
 ClockworkJackalope: I hate bad resolutions
Image 154360   01-04-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    ignatz
 WTF: @AverageJoe Can we trade a few of these guys for a first-round draft pick?
 AverageJoe: yeah! SPORTS!
Image 145571   11-21-16 02:54am     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Bluetocracy: the perfect engagement ring
 scribbs: I have that every morning, and drink my coffee out of a Klein bottle.
 Yttermayn : Mobius' infinite bacon.
 Druman9991: This looks like bacon and now I'm hungry
 petepuma: mo(umlaut)bacon
 Knice: It looks like an arterial cross-section. That's poetic.
 LaeMi: The circle of life.
 WaffleIron: Mobelicius strip.
Image 144662   11-16-16 3:26pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Teechur: Frida Katlo with Doggo Rivera on her forehead.
 Niels Bohr: Also, rad.
 Niels Bohr: wow, that was fast. Every time I try something like this it gets rejected as a classic.
 Kohapi: Chimera!!!
Image 141650   11-01-16 9:14pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 ignatz: No crossword nuts here? All clues lead to the same 6 letter word. @robot The frame is from the opening musical number in Sausage Party. Would need to watch in slo mo to catch all the little depravities in that film..
 ignatz: Clue: Shame they didn't wear this south eastern toga
 a robot: @ignatz Uh.....what am I looking at here? I mean I enjoy your comments but I am confuse
 ignatz: plz halp me..
 ignatz: Clue: ew, recommend some mixed fibre for that, eg oats
 ignatz: Clue: zero gates jumped between here and hell
 ignatz: Clue: Don't go west for this spectacle
 ignatz: Clue: confused hostage lost his head
 ignatz: Clue: It takes ages to stir up this bunch of exhibitionists
 ignatz: Clue: It's in having a go at seeing what's to be seen
 ignatz: Not a Clue: You should be aware: the olives are not facing towards you.
 Butcherboy: olive the gin joints in olive the world she had to walk into mine
Image 141592   11-01-16 4:47pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Jennerator: Veruca Insalt
 Ulillillia: Another Willy Wonka remake?
 LaeMi: They won't notice his disturbing rash.
 San DoDo: Only if they consent
 Nothing: Flack thf colon bund?
Image 140975   10-29-16 3:26pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Knice: Return flight: #155919
 Jennerator: So friendly spaceship dot com is run by the Monsters Inc illuminati. I'm surprised that I'm surprised
 Jennerator: NO ONE plus my comment it's a social experiment
 Pizza: @gary Thanks for the link. Now to retake my place there.
 gary: Sorry, I'm completely committed to #64010
 Hyphae: !!! I'm on top!!!
 BlarfyB: I'm late as usual!
 Pizza: Interesting.
 Noremak: Amusingly, stuff like this off puts the XP system's inflation. Siezing the means of production up in here!
 VoR: spread this to all my friend.
 Borkf: Oh dear, I'm very late to the party.
 UseYourName: I believe
 Korrrok: It could get big after this. I'll give it a shot.
 Annoying Vegan : Darn it! Late to the party again!
 MC Delta T: PLUS PARTY!!! Ain't no party like a plus party!
 psyops: I am here. Give (+)
 trelyate: well if everyone else is doin it
 Korrok: Last time we did what the image told us we got #64010. I for one will not be contributing to this madness. Also, I kinda want to see exactly where Mascot might dump.
 sporky: I'm here, I'm (+)ing and I'm ready to get (+)ed.
 Amy Housewine: I also want to make clear that I wasn't the one to break the chain. I actually did give every one before mine a Plus.
 Amy Housewine: Is everyone aware of the Toblerone thing from Twitter? That was my first thought upon seeing this image.
 ineedhepl: I can't believe I'm so late to this
 Defiance: Allo.
 sassysass: I'm here. Party begins now
 Moldred: Welp, color me gullible.
 Hiddentigerma: But does the red eye of mascot pyramid see all?
 redmonkey3: @a robot - but you're here now... POW! - great comment for you
 a robot: I'm super sad that I'm so late to the greatest comment thread ever
 Slowpoke: Last post! oh dammit.
 Chef Says: So tell me how I can get in on the bottom.
 icloud: All praise Mascot
 DrinkMixMan: I'm commenting, but Mascot don't not dump on my account.
 Ulillillia: The " users marked your comment on image #****** as a great comment" tops out at 30.
 Python77: Nothing to say but someone has to do the hard work at the top of the spaceship pyramid
 taxKilla: @Darkasnoon Cutco represent! I still have the scissors and they still cut pennies almost 20 years later.
 ieremia: porkchop sandwiches
 taxKilla: You can't argue with pyramid scheme logic.
 guccigucci: Pile on!
 Albo Grungus: Oooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaa, I just wanted to see what it would do...
 duckybox: I'm in. Plus me, baby.
 Wet farts: @Air Biscuit so Mascot shits money? Illuminati confirmed?
 Air Biscuit: @Nope what if the dump IS the giant dollar? How much do we really know about mascot anatomy?
 ch: does this cost a dollar how do i dollar
 Alkavarion: Better Nate than Lever!
 Mexico: Fair enough.
 a sedated moose: @Wet farts hivemind.
 a sedated moose: Ahh, balls; I'm late to the party.
 Wet farts: Well it seems I showed up late to this party
 jochenau: I don't know that this is underhanded enough to be called a scheme.
 Emoji: So drunk he forgot to go home.
 Darkasnoon: Give me points! I did Vector marketing for a year, I know how this crap works.
 crazymothaofa: OH My god!
 Niels Bohr: I refuse to take part in this obvious pyramid scheme.
 XLY: Oh no I'm too late!
 Warrax: Illuminamway confirmed.
 Peach: Choo choo, all aboard.
 redmonkey3: I'd destroy that planet for a dollar!
 LogicKitty: It's refreshing to have a pyramid scheme that's honest in it's intentions
 WaffleIron: Can I tell you guys about a fantastic business opportunity ?
 ModelTRex: Free XP!
 dobbiesdoogs: okay sure
 guccigucci: This sounds legit. I'm in.
 Peter Pantsless: I LIKE THINGS
 Knice: IlluMascoti confirmed.
 Mac: Oh, shoes.
 Quackzy: Is Mascot Illuminati??
 fanny: welp I'm giving in to peer pressure.
 KyleisBobDole: While I disapprove of this I'd be an idiot not to get in on the ground level in case it does well.
 Pencil: I like pyramids.
 Ulillillia: Hey guys
 Nope: But the dump would just hit the gigantic dollar?
Image 134372   09-27-16 6:54pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
 LKoroton: ice age VI: Skrat ends
 Rincewiind: (I knew he named his toupee George. I didn't know it came when he called it.)
 IrwinGarden: Well that explains #124673 "Gimme back my dog, Picard!"
 AverageJoe: gtfo
 funny in the wall: better than trump's cotton candy hair
 bug: @Christina It's the really odd wolfhound from a picture with a lady in a bathtub... and I have no idea why it was chosen, which adds to the beauty of this picture. 5 stars.
 DonkeyPuncher: Is that Shatner's hairpiece?
 DrinkMixMan: My hair is a dog your argument is invalid. Resistance is futile.
 Chinese Buffet: This can go to hell......
 WaffleIron: I would vote for this toupee
 Scoo: @Christina Sir Patrick Stewart
 Christina: What animal is that?
Image 124818   08-12-16 08:47am     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Fid: Mare Mascotii
 Thelter: @Scoo Because he's lazy. Look at him sit in that basket while his human pedals in the back
 Scoo: If he could fly, why did he awkwardly schlump around everywhere?
 a robot: Sorry E.T., you can't come aboard our spaceship. You're just too damned creepy
 SomeCanadian: Friendly Spaceship is for Friends :)
 Headoftheclass: Good luck trying to reach Purple rank that way!
 VoR: Compliance
Image 124792   08-12-16 03:03am     Uploaded by    ignatz
 Thelter: Damnit I need a ram to nag
 Poop van Pants: Jersey Minor
 Fiasco: @Scoo "I jeer Mr. Nosy"
 Scoo: "Jeremy's Iron"
Image 124516   08-10-16 8:54pm     Uploaded by    ignatz
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