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 Science: That's a shit sandwich if I've ever seen one.
 itskando: He makes us make this for him every night before bed. He never eats the tomatoes even though we got him locally grown ones. Sighhhhhhh
 UnknownSample: Let me tell ya, I make the best sandwich around. Trust me trust me.
 Darmstadtium: @dobbiesdoogs What makes you think you didn't?
 dobbiesdoogs: i wish we elected this instead
 Annoying Vegan : The mouth is incredibly accurate
 BavidDowie: Uhm...I ordered a hero, not the colossal bologna. Please take it back.
 Not A Bot: Hahahaha... smell good.Truly an impossible list.
 Yam: @WTF @AlexDeLarge @dangerkeith3000 Hes full of baloney!
 WTF: @AlexDeLarge @dangerkeith3000 The largest AND the saltiest! Just look at the size of these hams!
 Mr. Shine: That's pretty cheesy!
 AlexDeLarge: @dangerkeith3000 and three times as salty
 dangerkeith3000: He's a large ham.
Image 239380   03-26-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 wordjones: @Yam In a good way
 Darmstadtium: @Yam She looks that way because of the raincoat
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Could work, and she will probably grow up to be prettier than both.
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew As Barbara and Julie Cooper's little sister?
 barfolomew: @Yam she needs to star in an 80s sitcom.
 Ulillillia: If they stood with students in twelfth grade it'd be Seniors Stand With Seniors
 Otterman: @Yam Also would platonically hug the senior, everyone deserves affection.
 Yam: @Otterman theyre good kids, Brent
 Otterman: @Yam 10/10 would hug platonically
 Yam: This is cute but also that is one gawky child
 Rembo Prundus: Standing seniors in stands standing with standing students stands.
Image 239360   03-26-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 charlemagne: this is a poor gunshow rip off
 Yam: Pook!
 happier: Crackfield.
Image 239358   03-26-18 09:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 SuedeOxford: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
 Micro Jackson: Belled.
 Thyming: You Died
 a sedated moose: Cool cosplay of the space suits from Sunshine.
 Warrax: How's this look? Not tubad.
 Yam: Dark Souls 4 looking good
 dangerkeith3000: horny
 hanky: [weird sad trombone]
 Not A Bot: I...only...wanted....directions *dies*
Image 239355   03-26-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 FireBreathingMarmot: dogs have a distorted sense of time. and dates.
 Not A Bot: Now sing You Really Got Me by The Kinks
 boozer: @Hyphae Hey, sorry, but I don't speak pupperish!
 Hyphae: @GoGo Robotto Hchanukkahah
 dangerkeith3000: He forgot Hanukkah came early that year (it does that sometimes)
 doindabs: @GoGo Robotto *chanukkah
 Stom Premben: You're late for Channukah, boy!
Image 238881   03-23-18 12:40pm     Uploaded by    redpeepee
 Robespierre: Catfishish eyes
 Ulillillia: Monty rules
Image 237909   03-17-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Shay: Happy St. Patrick's Day, Happy St. Patrick's Day
Image 237452   03-14-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mister Beef: I did one too many during a stand-up set once. The audience had been OK with it up to that point and then I told the joke and they made this angry sympathetic AWWWWWW sound. It was oddly heartwarming
 Shay: I split myself up every time I tell it!
Image 237444   03-14-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Hyphae: @Mr Bleak I thought this was a joke story, so I thought maybe that was a point in favor of it being Fox.
 Mr Bleak: @Hyphae an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story.
 Prostata: @Hyphae well... yes of course.
 Hyphae: @Prostata an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story that could possibly imply the absurdity of using religious defense to deny other citizens their rights
 Dr Awkward: And then Kim Davis became a cultural hero to homophobes across the land. The end.
 Beef Supreme: You can't type fail?
 Beef Supreme: I really think that the Amish just tolerate our civilization, because they know any system predicated upon infinite exponential growth is destined to not good my friend.
 Prostata: @Yurishiro that's how you know it's not real. Fox news would never use a word that complex.
 sparename: This woman was refused a driving licence when all she wanted was a Bargain Bucket
 Uncle Larry: I had to look for what 'flummoxed' means. It's bewildered or perplexed.
Image 237013   03-12-18 07:08am     Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 Robespierre: Morning in Marin
 electrode: gaytmosphere
 barfolomew: First it was the gay weddings, then it was the Jewnicorns, now this.
Image 235832   03-05-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 hajjpodge: Kitty goes hard.
 Skinr: Nice face-swap.
Image 235757   03-04-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Hyphae: I'm sorry if I re-classiced this already, my burning lips are distracting me.
Image 235728   03-04-18 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image JRY   03-04-18 5:10pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 FireBreathingMarmot: Your chompers are gonna be perfect for your senior pictures.
 kornisjon: Ermahgerd!
 champeen: Got those from Gamiss, did'ja?
 Mad Collager: This is not what I meant when I put Silver Snakes on my wish list!
 ignatz: @PenguinBartender and path the peanut butter..
 PenguinBartender: "Hey guyth. You wanna go thueethe thomthing?"
 dangerkeith3000: You sher do have a perdy mouth...
Image 229765   01-30-18 09:31am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 flatluigi: He is not Larry David. Or Dick Cheney
 Dr Awkward: Have you met my pet Racoon? His name is David Larry.
 fanny: He's such a stubborn jeff though he never brings his own
 skillet: At least he's not drinking alone.
 Vladimir Puta: Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug; makes me wanna holler Hi-De-HO!
 UnknownSample: People let me tell you bout my best friend
Image 228513   01-23-18 10:32am     Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 fanny: AH! THIS IS THE PIC! I HAD A DREAM SEVERAL MONTHS AGO ABOUT SOME AGGRONAUTS AND @MR. BUTT LOOKED JUST LIKE THIS!!
 Hyphae: @FabricMan and they're both all peckered out!
 Scoo: Oh, John Stossel, you kinky bastard!
 crazyfingers: France, amIrite?
 FabricMan: They just finished making love
Image 224468   01-02-18 06:26am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 SpaceCow: Canine Gothic?
 tib gubb: ukranian dogbear
 Mr. Shine: Wanna hug those bears.
Image 224349   01-01-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 tib gubb: this is a really bad way to find out your girlfriend is cheating on you
 ignatz: This is very sweet of you, but we could just skip the foreplay and get straight to making hay..
Image 224130   12-31-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Staida: Dogs might be worried about you getting roofied. Cats think you look vaguely like someone who fed them once.
 Cami: I just had this thought that maybe cats are just worried about people getting roofied so they knock over any unattended drinks in order to remove a threat and train us to watch our glasses.
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 223177   12-26-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 tokyopig: What's your favorite zappa album? Mine's earplug and spaghetti-O jello. Never heard of it? Oh, well its a pretty obscure rarity.
 savvoy: Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
 mrd0t: Welp, I'm not hungry anymore.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Geez, they don't come off as looking like food, but nothing in this picture really does
 BavidDowie: @Hokie333 I'm dying, LOL
 Knice: Wont have to worry about that pot-luck next year!
 Hokie333: @Sadbot Vienna sausages, which are like sad little $1/pack hot dogs that have been left out in the rain for a week.
 Sadbot: Aspic de Boyardee? And what the hell is it garnished with?
 Shay: How the hell did our parents survive terrible cuisines of the 1960's and 1970's? Just go open a cookbook from those decades and see.
 zrj235: i wouldn't eat that with someone else's mouth
 bug: Every day we drift further from God.
 Mr Mumble: STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Image 220412   12-11-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
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