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 Hyphae's Aggro-Gator

 Felicity: Heat stroke
 El hefe: @Wet farts looks awful red, must be a solar flare
 Wet farts: Solar jerk?
 Aemuli: That's not just sweat running down our faces, I guess
 Ulillillia: *meat
Image 189984   07-08-17 2:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image IBT   07-08-17 11:00am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Felicity: Ive had the pizza burger at Boston Pizza and it was good, but the pizza burger shown on the package here looks gross
 isosceleswaffle: Dr. Oetker, no!
 Zampano: nasty burger nasty
 tib gubb: rich people and their fancy foods... i'll take a plain old pizzaburger any day of the week
 Hyphae: My favourite parts are the "NEW NEW", and "2 burger/burgers"
 Warrax: All other food has been rendered obsolete.
 Dr. Bathroom: Hot dogs AND pizza?!! Now that's a burger!
 DrinkMixMan: Fresh from Dr. Oetker's laboratory. Ahahahahahahhahaha!
 Jennerator: Dr. Atherosclerosis
 Shay:'s doctor recommended...
 Scoo: The new Pizza-crepe-taco-pancake-chili-bag - Only at Taco Town!
 WTF: There's a lot to digest here...
Image 189455   07-05-17 8:31pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image IAR   07-05-17 6:58pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Felicity: Theres always the DMV
 Hyphae: ...It's either this, or the absurd number of times I get caught on the friendly spaceship while at work...
 VoR: Makes me wonder how Sads get work ever
Image 189212   07-04-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 dangerkeith3000: Can't unsee. Can't unsee!
 Air Biscuit: Brother in brother display
 Skaalar: Start the reactor, Ultimate Warrior.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Excuse me sir? Is that danny devito on your chin? Ive been wondering where he got too.
 tib gubb: hulk brogan
Image 188157   06-29-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 LurkedMoar: Birds eye view
 bug: SHIT. I knew the pigeons would come to rule us someday.
Image 188012   06-28-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image HXB   06-22-17 9:34pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image HXA   06-22-17 8:46pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Air Biscuit: Sometimes... the abyss tickles back.
 Aemuli: He died as he lived: thrusting a pole with a hand on the end
 bug: Photo taken milliseconds before being struck by lightning.
 dangerkeith3000: You are going to need a bigger finger extender thingy
 Ihminen: God is very ticklish... a little known fact.
 WaffleIron: Tomorrows news: "Man dies tragically, falling from roof of car"
Image 186820   06-22-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 dangerkeith3000: FAR OUT
 Aufziehvogel: Hm, maybe this might be my next tattoo :)
 Teechur: Hey, Doot Suit, your hat, coupled with #186553 makes an appropriate, if bilingual, sentence.
 Catcat: 'Die?' What, like you did, space dweeb?
 Thurb Grunombies: I need a hat like that
 SomeCanadian: Looks like Scooby and the Gang have another mystery on their hands!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Space machete obviously vibrating at light speed can cut through time.
 Ihminen: psychedelic doot space
Image 186552   06-21-17 05:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Robespierre: Looks like the reincarnation of Joe Walsh.
Image 186520   06-21-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Dan Tagonistic: Propane is a hell of a drug
 Yam: Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (if anyone was wondering)
 kornisjon: I don't totally get it, but I think it's rad.
 trelyate: BWAAAAHHH!
 dangerkeith3000: I have no clue what is going on with this and I'm not embarrassed. I'll have to BAD for defacing Hank Hill's image, I tell ya hwut.
 VoR: Fade daf
 DarkTeddy: Livin life in propane tanks
 fakeusername: why you babysittin' only two or three shots, imma show you how to turn the grill up a notch
 Mr. Butt: i don't feel well
 Knice: The fuck. Did I just throw a clot? What the hell is going on here?
Image 185402   06-15-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Winterneuro: Awesome hand puppet! It looks so real!
 A duck: Would pet
 Bluetocracy: d - o - double G - er
 karmakat: I now am a, TIGGER...T I DOUBLE G RRRR! lol
Image 185390   06-15-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Robespierre: "Why me, Lord?"
 enfanta: Oh, sweetie! You were already cute. You don't need the toy.
 Hyphae: Unbearably cute??
Image 183293   06-04-17 8:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Robespierre: The horror; the horror...
 Hosebag: Um, Phil Collins? Damn man.
 scribbs: ...and I had to walk up hill in a snow storm to play with them.
 Ulillillia: Dog Deluise
Image 183290   06-04-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 jochenau: fweeeeeeegh
 XLY: Tropical cheese, my favorite sort of cheese
 Hosebag: Have some cheese, rat.
 Peach: It changes from cheese flavored to vomit flavored as you eat it.
 WaffleIron: Que?
 Robespierre: @trelyate Actually, they're $8.99.
 Ulillillia: "CHEESE CHEESE cheese"
 Shay: Excuse me while I puke in my mouth for a bit.
 trelyate: yeah, I'm guessing those are only 99 cents for a reason
 Chest Rockwell: No thanks. I prefer Velveeta cheesesicles.
 dangerkeith3000: Umm...I'll pass.
Image 182169   05-30-17 1:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 scribbs: "You being a cannibal doesn't obviate the fact that you could have hurt an animal."
 WTF: Hunting the most dangerous game...
 dobbiesdoogs: well shit
Image 181901   05-29-17 03:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Felicity: @Niels Bohr Like the Melvins
 Niels Bohr: "Slow heavy metal"? Like a Skid Row ballad or something?
 fanny: looks like a Party Cannon party to me!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i spent way to much time tryin to figure out if he had six toes and if thats why his kick was so potent. PO TENT.
 WaffleIron: Silly riot squad, it's spelt "police". Kid is just tryeing to erase the spelling mistake.
Image 180546   05-22-17 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mr. Shine: #EarthNeedsOrthodontists
 Hyphae: And people say that libraries are going to the wayside, they are clearly on the cutting edge and coming back, I say!!
 Throwbot: "Show your dedication to critical thinking and skepticism by blindly putting on this metal thinking cap"
 ch: Seems more wacky than zany, really
 SomeCanadian: It's the Brain Hat or nothing. Don't make me get the librarian. @apoxia
 apoxia: Could I just hold up a copy of my thesis instead?
Image 180291   05-21-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
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