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 Hyphae's Aggro-Gator

 Robespierre: Catfishish eyes
 Ulillillia: Monty rules
Image 237909   03-17-18 3:26pm   Views: 107188   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Shay: Happy St. Patrick's Day, Happy St. Patrick's Day
Image 237452   03-14-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Felicity: I did one too many during a stand-up set once. The audience had been OK with it up to that point and then I told the joke and they made this angry/sympathetic AWWWWWW sound. It was oddly heartwarming
 Shay: I split myself up every time I tell it!
Image 237444   03-14-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Hyphae: @Mr Bleak I thought this was a joke story, so I thought maybe that was a point in favor of it being Fox.
 Mr Bleak: @Hyphae an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story.
 Prostata: @Hyphae well... yes of course.
 Hyphae: @Prostata an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story that could possibly imply the absurdity of using religious defense to deny other citizens their rights
 Dr Awkward: And then Kim Davis became a cultural hero to homophobes across the land. The end.
 Beef Supreme: You can't type fail?
 Beef Supreme: I really think that the Amish just tolerate our civilization, because they know any system predicated upon infinite exponential growth is destined to not good my friend.
 Prostata: @Yurishiro that's how you know it's not real. Fox news would never use a word that complex.
 sparename: This woman was refused a driving licence when all she wanted was a Bargain Bucket
 Yurishiro: I had to look for what 'flummoxed' means. It's bewildered or perplexed.
Image 237013   03-12-18 07:12am     Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 Robespierre: Morning in Marin
 Yurishiro: gaytmosphere
 barfolomew: First it was the gay weddings, then it was the Jewnicorns, now this.
Image 235832   03-05-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 hajjpodge: Kitty goes hard.
 Skinr: Nice face-swap.
Image 235757   03-04-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Hyphae: I'm sorry if I re-classiced this already, my burning lips are distracting me.
Image 235728   03-04-18 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image JRY   03-04-18 5:10pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 FireBreathingMarmot: Your chompers are gonna be perfect for your senior pictures.
 kornisjon: Ermahgerd!
 Robespierre: Got those from Gamiss, did'ja?
 Mad Collager: This is not what I meant when I put Silver Snakes on my wish list!
 ignatz: @PenguinBartender and path the peanut butter..
 PenguinBartender: "Hey guyth. You wanna go thueethe thomthing?"
 dangerkeith3000: You sher do have a perdy mouth...
Image 229765   01-30-18 09:31am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Felicity: He is not Larry David. Or Dick Cheney
 Dr Awkward: Have you met my pet Racoon? His name is David Larry.
 fanny: He's such a stubborn jeff though he never brings his own
 skillet: At least he's not drinking alone.
 Robespierre: Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug; makes me wanna holler Hi-De-HO!
 UnknownSample: People let me tell you bout my best friend
Image 228513   01-23-18 10:32am     Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 Hyphae: @FabricMan and they're both all peckered out!
 Scoo: Oh, John Stossel, you kinky bastard!
 Robespierre: France, amIrite?
 FabricMan: They just finished making love
Image 224468   01-02-18 06:26am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 SpaceCow: Canine Gothic?
 tib gubb: ukranian dogbear
 Mr. Shine: Wanna hug those bears.
Image 224349   01-01-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 tib gubb: this is a really bad way to find out your girlfriend is cheating on you
 ignatz: This is very sweet of you, but we could just skip the foreplay and get straight to making hay..
Image 224130   12-31-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Staida: Dogs might be worried about you getting roofied. Cats think you look vaguely like someone who fed them once.
 Cami: I just had this thought that maybe cats are just worried about people getting roofied so they knock over any unattended drinks in order to remove a threat and train us to watch our glasses.
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 223177   12-26-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 tokyopig: What's your favorite zappa album? Mine's earplug and spaghetti-O jello. Never heard of it? Oh, well its a pretty obscure rarity.
 savvoy: Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
 mrd0t: Welp, I'm not hungry anymore.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Geez, they don't come off as looking like food, but nothing in this picture really does
 BavidDowie: @Hokie333 I'm dying, LOL
 Knice: Wont have to worry about that pot-luck next year!
 Hokie333: @Sadbot Vienna sausages, which are like sad little $1/pack hot dogs that have been left out in the rain for a week.
 Sadbot: Aspic de Boyardee? And what the hell is it garnished with?
 Shay: How the hell did our parents survive terrible cuisines of the 1960's and 1970's? Just go open a cookbook from those decades and see.
 zrj235: i wouldn't eat that with someone else's mouth
 bug: Every day we drift further from God.
 Robespierre: STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Image 220412   12-11-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image JKI   12-07-17 12:27pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 tib gubb: ultimate life form detected
 Yurishiro: Hold up, there's a hand unaccounted for...
Image 219196   12-05-17 08:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mr Bleak: A cat-proof Christmas Tree! Brilliant - mine leaps *through* the tree to attack me while I hang the baubles on it.
 Not A Bot: the last Tuesday July 27th was in 2010
 fanny: it's for when you celebrate Festivus but your spouse celebrates christmas... helps cut down on your decorating
 sirgallium: badass af sinister cat right there. it's like looking at the godfather. that's the kind of attitude he's giving off.
 Robespierre: That's one pretty sure way to keep Mr Ghostcat Killah from climbing the Christmas tree.
 WTF: "Oh Christmas twig, oh Christmas twig..."
Image 218468   12-01-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 FireBreathingMarmot: spa day is when she takes a day off from sleeping
 Skaalar: So I had a bunch of time yesterday to do whatever I felt like... I chose to watch a cat documentary. Found out... Purring is how they cast regen on themselves, their vision is based on movement, and if they grow up with humans, theyll have two languages: one for us, one for each other!
 savvoy: Mauling in three... two...
 Hosebag: Do you have Sriracha sauce with your shampoos back there? If so, welcome to the club, brother.
 bug: Jim... that's not what we meant by "cougar hunter."
 Yurishiro: "Yes my kid rides our cat to school so what?"
 Sadbot: Snox Boops, the clean cougar
 Ulillillia: Beautiful wet people
Image 218443   12-01-17 08:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 mrd0t: Ice cold
 Rev80: Rudolph don't GAF
 Greifer: they ded
 wolfpk: The real story of Rudolph is revealed
 sparenamelaptopdied: Looks like they all crapped when they fell
 Derp Herpigan: They *USED* to laugh and call him names.
Image 215425   11-15-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
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