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 Hyphae's Aggro-Gator

 itskando: @DrNinjaman Oof. This comment is too cold .. and also (un)just right.
 augustus: @a robot lolllll...
 a robot: @DrNinjaman That's probably what gave Goldilocks the munchies for all that porridge
 DrNinjaman: Did they have marijuana?
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 E. HONDA: Looks like Man had a serious skin problem before he blew his head up
 ignatz: Cobb-
 ignatz: Rad for Cobbg haven't seen him in ages..
 Air Biscuit: Wascawwy wabbit!
 Coolguy: Tough tits, you are going to be blown up.
 BavidDowie: mind blown
 Shay: KA-DOOT
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Image KEW   09-16-18 09:51am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 Mr. Butt: @Hyphae Get 'em wet, Shaggy!
 Hyphae: @Mr. Butt my girlfriend told me the rest of my body was the superfluous part
 Mr. Butt: @a robot I also had a superfluous part cut off from my wiener.
 a robot: Seems like some superfluous parts got cut off there, that's cheating!
 BavidDowie: It's for my Vitamin D deficiency
Image 266505   09-09-18 10:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Kaviri: Arrested development.
 Robespierre: 25's off the HOOK
 dangerkeith3000: @FabricMan Everything but capisce.
 FabricMan: Nothin! 24's the highest number, capisce?
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 Hyphae: @FormerLurker hey! I resemble that remark!
 FormerLurker: Whats dumber than a box of rocks? The hippy carrying it...
Image 263983   08-24-18 6:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 a robot: Also, I think "silly outfits" applies equally to all these people listed, although we may need @Teechur to confirm
 a robot: "legally aloud to leave" hurts my brain
 ignatz: Well that escalated quickly..
 Jack Daniels: The level of shite experienced looking at this stupid graphic made me bad it. No ragrats.
 Air Biscuit: A spirograph can still be a graph.
Image 263974   08-24-18 5:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 rachel: "I tell you what, if I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash, I think everybody would be very poor." Pointing to his head, he said: "Because without this thinking, you would see numbers that you wouldn't believe in reverse."
 Robespierre: Show-off
 Air Biscuit: See that ball? Cryptonite.
 wolfpk: Plus, how many were killed in the wreck!?
 lecj07: Trying to stop the train because physics says that if he tries to grab the kid, the kid will turn into extra chunky marinara.
 dobbiesdoogs: superman is a dick
 ignatz: So.. which one is it?
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 VoR: Is he .. pointing?
 Mr Bleak: iPhone XI looking too big.
 redmonkey3: Hella long train ride
 Korrok: Neat.
 Sage: Look at all the mods he DOESN'T have.
Image 263656   08-22-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Boiling water.
 sparename: Why are the toiletrees next to a giant Commodore PET?
 Robespierre: Outhouse of North Korea
 mammal883: How do you make it flush if it's below freezing?
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 fidelcastro: Knox Harrington, inspired by Maude Lebowski's art, went in the opposite direction
 addend: Look, it's forbidden! Hide your sausages.
 lecj07: Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have TWO wieners?
 Kirtov: Finding this picture when I looked up "smug" in the dictionary was unexpected but not unwanted.
 Korrok: Aw yeah....
 Scoo: No oral fixations permitted on board
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 fanny: Dissent motherfuckers!!
 Side Boob: RBG cosplay is on point!
 WTF: Ruth "Kick Flip" Bader Ginsberg
Image 263467   08-21-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mr Bleak: @Teechur Only if you persuade the kids to run full tilt into a brick wall, then put the video up on YouTube.
 Mextreme Enchirito: @Teechur agreed
 FabricMan: Well we hate you too! :P
 Scoo: Wow, Harry Potter is just like everyone else!
 Teechur: But the Cuyahoga Valley Railroad becomes the Hogwarts Express at Halloween! Doesn't that count for something?
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Image KBT   08-01-18 5:35pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 whaleshark: This effect could be caused by altering the white balance on the camera...but I prefer to think it's real!
 Staida: Exact same tint of red gold as well. This is how kitty gets stepped on I think.
 Air Biscuit: Woodgrain in the membrane. INSANE! CAT WOODGRAIN!
 Amy Housewine: Woah-oh-oh oh Camoflauge, things ain't always quite the way they seem
 AlexDeLarge: Camo index: 99%. The Russian army will never find him.
 Teechur: Is that a Purrgo floor?
 TurkeyVulture: Deceptocat.
 Scoo: Catmouflage
 Zukero: Camocat or Kamelecat ?
Image 260048   07-31-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Air Biscuit: All the firemen peed in the dry streambed and the river that came blocked the fire and saved the town!
 petepuma: i think i smell smoke
 bug: Cool dudes don't look at forest fires.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: let it burn, wanna let it burn! wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it buuurrnnn!!!
 TurkeyVulture: So, yeah, there's pyronimbus clouds and fire tornadoes, but it's Redding in July; what did you expect?
 Nope: Guys, guys! look behind you!
Image 260042   07-31-18 11:03am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Scoo: Deploy the Brown Note!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Cut scene from Tropic Thunder?
 AdaMan: Finally arming all the band members
 Peter Pantsless: Well, the bazooka was named after an instrument, after all
 sparename: Misspelt TOW
Image 258984   07-24-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Zukero: Is his newspaper "The North Poop" ?
 Zukero: This joke is sublime.
 WannaBee: Well I ate one million cookies and I, I shat them all.
 Entertainmentalist: @Shay Okay, that worked better!
 Shay: @Entertainmentalist I ain't got no JINGLE balls.
 Entertainmentalist: I ain't got no crystal xmas tree ornaments.
 duckfarts: santa's got some crazy sphincter strength if that's how he leaves coal
 dobbiesdoogs: believe me when i say that i've got something for his punk ass
 Mr. Whiskers: Thats pretty much what that song was all about
 sparename: Wasn't that a Cabaret Voltaire track?
Image 258981   07-24-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Smorlacks: I didn't like Beast Wars was much as the original Transformers
 SuedeOxford: What SCP is this
 raditzu: 100% Australia!
 Scoo: Nice ride, Sid!
 Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.
 Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles
 Kirtov: "When Dr. Green applied for funding to splice together spider and beetle DNA, this was not what the department of biology had in mind."
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