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 Hyphae's Aggro-Gator

 trelyate: this is the worst thing that has ever happened on that particular date!
 copunter: bottle of what? need closure. did he ever win?
 a robot: txt.jpg
 Air Biscuit: Tldr
 Knice: I hope this was part of a customer service survey response.
 jochenau: Is this some kind of "The Secret" nonsense?
 Not A Bot: Your dog looks annoyed that you keep trying to get that perfect angle pic.
 tib gubb: sorry dude
Image 243741   04-21-18 10:46pm     Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 Passive: Jokes on you! I wasn't going to operate it anyway!
 Side Boob: @VeeKay I am painfully aware :P
 VeeKay: @Side Boob The Dunning Kruger effect. 'The tendency for unskilled individuals to overestimate their own ability and the tendency for experts to underestimate their own ability'.
 Bluetocracy: It should read, 'Don't Fuckwit This'
 Ulillillia: They should out this on polling booths, hey-ohhh
 sparename: No Terrys!
 Butcherboy: When they loose a hand in the machine theyre easily identified @Side Boob
 ruiner: I was curious about this word and will share the result. -A stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).-
 Side Boob: Most fuckwits don't know they are fuckwits.
Image 241814   04-10-18 07:05am     Uploaded by    sad face
 Wooden Spoon: @VeeKay: I agree with you and Larry David on this one.
 wolfpk: To where, Chucky Cheese?
 FarmerWalk: What is this 'out' you speak of? (and what is 'friends'? :-/ )
 Yam: Yeah, I never want to go out
 Not A Bot: Classy!
 VeeKay: @Felicity Introvert thing. Only thing better than making plans is having the plans cancelled (and you not doing the cancelling!)
 VeeKay: I feel sad for that little girl.
 Prombom: @Felicity just human nature
 NonRhetorical: Is this a Millennial thing? Having a problem making a commitment? Or an introvert thing?
Image 241540   04-08-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Annoying Vegan : I used to get in trouble for hiding a novel in the hymnal jacket.
 savvoy: "What? I'm using my phone to magnify the text. No, really. We need a large-print version of this hymnal."
 BavidDowie: Jesuit conspiracy
 nanananana: Busted!
 Teechur: Textin' sexton
 addend: Answering the call.
Image 241284   04-07-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 sumo: Prepare for...BUDGET CUTS
 Not A Bot: Noting cats do makes sense
 Ulillillia: The Art of the Deal
 BavidDowie: I'm here from the Coroner's Office. Is my order ready?
 barfolomew: Obvious Plant.
Image 240933   04-04-18 9:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 wolfpk: Have you sniffed glue yet?
 Munkybut: That is the hand of a really interesting person
 San DoDo: Stan the Stern
 Ulillillia: 204-867-5309
 WTF: TriForce confirmed!
 Demon Universe: I shall cast a scrying spell to find the ostrich... right after I touch these nails up.
 Teechur: Hey! I'm missing an ostrich reward, too!
Image 240911   04-04-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Telkwa: Rad for kingfisher!
 BavidDowie: "AQUABOOP!" *jazz flute intensifies*
 ignatz: Non-reflective speed-swoosh spoils a magnificent moment..
Image 240903   04-04-18 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 trelyate: I feel like we shouldn't give the people who eat tide pods any more ideas
 Robespierre: Link Bros.: Straight Outta Minong! (you'll have to be from North of US Hwy 6 to understand this)
 Robespierre: "Buy 3, Get 6 Free - Youth to 10XL"
 Ihminen: nice! left those last as the final snack on the normal ones because they were always the best part
Image 240712   04-03-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mr. Shine: Saves me the trouble of throwing it up in a few minutes.
 Robespierre: This diet entree looks promising.
 Sadbot: @VeeKay this is not the Grey Goo-like scenario I was expecting
 VeeKay: Seeing this image more than 3 times in 24 hours will cause you to become a can of chunky yoghurt French Vanilla with peas and carrots. We will all become chunky yoghurt soon.
Image 240689   04-03-18 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image JTO   04-03-18 11:50am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 skylark: Protect your PIN. We can lend you a blanket
 Ulillillia: Graphic design is not my passion
 itskando: How do I demonstrate my attitude? Will discussing the use of MS Wordart be enough?
 Hyphae: Font COLOR AND STYLE mAy VaRy due to changing LEVELS OF cIrCuLaTiNg lithium in MY Bloodstream
Image 239731   03-28-18 3:58pm     Uploaded by    salmiakki
 Science: That's a shit sandwich if I've ever seen one.
 itskando: He makes us make this for him every night before bed. He never eats the tomatoes even though we got him locally grown ones. Sighhhhhhh
 UnknownSample: Let me tell ya, I make the best sandwich around. Trust me trust me.
 Darmstadtium: @dobbiesdoogs What makes you think you didn't?
 dobbiesdoogs: i wish we elected this instead
 Annoying Vegan : The mouth is incredibly accurate
 BavidDowie: Uhm...I ordered a hero, not the colossal bologna. Please take it back.
 Not A Bot: Hahahaha... smell good.Truly an impossible list.
 Yam: @WTF @AlexDeLarge @dangerkeith3000 Hes full of baloney!
 WTF: @AlexDeLarge @dangerkeith3000 The largest AND the saltiest! Just look at the size of these hams!
 Mr. Shine: That's pretty cheesy!
 AlexDeLarge: @dangerkeith3000 and three times as salty
 dangerkeith3000: He's a large ham.
Image 239380   03-26-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 wordjones: @Yam In a good way
 Darmstadtium: @Yam She looks that way because of the raincoat
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Could work, and she will probably grow up to be prettier than both.
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew As Barbara and Julie Cooper's little sister?
 barfolomew: @Yam she needs to star in an 80s sitcom.
 Ulillillia: If they stood with students in twelfth grade it'd be Seniors Stand With Seniors
 Otterman: @Yam Also would platonically hug the senior, everyone deserves affection.
 Yam: @Otterman theyre good kids, Brent
 Otterman: @Yam 10/10 would hug platonically
 Yam: This is cute but also that is one gawky child
 Rembo Prundus: Standing seniors in stands standing with standing students stands.
Image 239360   03-26-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 charlemagne: this is a poor gunshow rip off
 Yam: Pook!
 happier: Crackfield.
Image 239358   03-26-18 09:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 SuedeOxford: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
 Micro Jackson: Belled.
 Thyming: You Died
 a sedated moose: Cool cosplay of the space suits from Sunshine.
 Warrax: How's this look? Not tubad.
 Yam: Dark Souls 4 looking good
 dangerkeith3000: horny
 hanky: [weird sad trombone]
 Not A Bot: I...only...wanted....directions *dies*
Image 239355   03-26-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 FireBreathingMarmot: dogs have a distorted sense of time. and dates.
 Not A Bot: Now sing You Really Got Me by The Kinks
 boozer: @Hyphae Hey, sorry, but I don't speak pupperish!
 Hyphae: @GoGo Robotto Hchanukkahah
 dangerkeith3000: He forgot Hanukkah came early that year (it does that sometimes)
 doindabs: @GoGo Robotto *chanukkah
 Stom Premben: You're late for Channukah, boy!
Image 238881   03-23-18 12:40pm     Uploaded by    redpeepee
 Robespierre: Catfishish eyes
 Ulillillia: Monty rules
Image 237909   03-17-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Shay: Happy St. Patrick's Day, Happy St. Patrick's Day
Image 237452   03-14-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mister Beef: I did one too many during a stand-up set once. The audience had been OK with it up to that point and then I told the joke and they made this angry sympathetic AWWWWWW sound. It was oddly heartwarming
 Shay: I split myself up every time I tell it!
Image 237444   03-14-18 7:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Hyphae: @Mr Bleak I thought this was a joke story, so I thought maybe that was a point in favor of it being Fox.
 Mr Bleak: @Hyphae an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story.
 Prostata: @Hyphae well... yes of course.
 Hyphae: @Prostata an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story that could possibly imply the absurdity of using religious defense to deny other citizens their rights
 Dr Awkward: And then Kim Davis became a cultural hero to homophobes across the land. The end.
 Beef Supreme: You can't type fail?
 Beef Supreme: I really think that the Amish just tolerate our civilization, because they know any system predicated upon infinite exponential growth is destined to not good my friend.
 Prostata: @Yurishiro that's how you know it's not real. Fox news would never use a word that complex.
 sparename: This woman was refused a driving licence when all she wanted was a Bargain Bucket
 Uncle Larry: I had to look for what 'flummoxed' means. It's bewildered or perplexed.
Image 237013   03-12-18 07:14am     Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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