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 Hyphae's Aggro-Gator

 Hyphae: @FabricMan and they're both all peckered out!
 Scoo: Oh, John Stossel, you kinky bastard!
 Robespierre: France, amIrite?
 FabricMan: They just finished making love
Image 224468   01-02-18 06:26am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 SpaceCow: Canine Gothic?
 tib gubb: ukranian dogbear
 Mr. Shine: Wanna hug those bears.
Image 224349   01-01-18 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 tib gubb: this is a really bad way to find out your girlfriend is cheating on you
 ignatz: This is very sweet of you, but we could just skip the foreplay and get straight to making hay..
Image 224130   12-31-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Cami: I just had this thought that maybe cats are just worried about people getting roofied so they knock over any unattended drinks in order to remove a threat and train us to watch our glasses.
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 223177   12-26-17 11:31am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 tokyopig: What's your favorite zappa album? Mine's earplug and spaghetti-O jello. Never heard of it? Oh, well its a pretty obscure rarity.
 savvoy: Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
 mrd0t: Welp, I'm not hungry anymore.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Geez, they don't come off as looking like food, but nothing in this picture really does
 BavidDowie: @Hokie333 I'm dying, LOL
 Knice: Wont have to worry about that pot-luck next year!
 Hokie333: @Sadbot Vienna sausages, which are like sad little $1/pack hot dogs that have been left out in the rain for a week.
 Sadbot: Aspic de Boyardee? And what the hell is it garnished with?
 Shay: How the hell did our parents survive terrible cuisines of the 1960's and 1970's? Just go open a cookbook from those decades and see.
 zrj235: i wouldn't eat that with someone else's mouth
 bug: Every day we drift further from God.
 Robespierre: STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Image 220412   12-11-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
Image JKI   12-07-17 12:27pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 tib gubb: ultimate life form detected
 Yurishiro: Hold up, there's a hand unaccounted for...
Image 219196   12-05-17 08:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mr Bleak: A cat-proof Christmas Tree! Brilliant - mine leaps *through* the tree to attack me while I hang the baubles on it.
 Not A Bot: the last Tuesday July 27th was in 2010
 fanny: it's for when you celebrate Festivus but your spouse celebrates christmas... helps cut down on your decorating
 sirgallium: badass af sinister cat right there. it's like looking at the godfather. that's the kind of attitude he's giving off.
 Robespierre: That's one pretty sure way to keep Mr Ghostcat Killah from climbing the Christmas tree.
 WTF: "Oh Christmas twig, oh Christmas twig..."
Image 218468   12-01-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 FireBreathingMarmot: spa day is when she takes a day off from sleeping
 Skaalar: So I had a bunch of time yesterday to do whatever I felt like... I chose to watch a cat documentary. Found out... Purring is how they cast regen on themselves, their vision is based on movement, and if they grow up with humans, theyll have two languages: one for us, one for each other!
 savvoy: Mauling in three... two...
 Hosebag: Do you have Sriracha sauce with your shampoos back there? If so, welcome to the club, brother.
 bug: Jim... that's not what we meant by "cougar hunter."
 Yurishiro: "Yes my kid rides our cat to school so what?"
 Sadbot: Snox Boops, the clean cougar
 Ulillillia: Beautiful wet people
Image 218443   12-01-17 08:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 mrd0t: Ice cold
 Rev80: Rudolph don't GAF
 Greifer: they ded
 wolfpk: The real story of Rudolph is revealed
 sparenamelaptopdied: Looks like they all crapped when they fell
 Derp Herpigan: They *USED* to laugh and call him names.
Image 215425   11-15-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Yam: @Annoying Vegan Good heavens! Whatever gave you that silly idea?
 Annoying Vegan : I always assumed you were a yam, @Yam
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt Youre not alone.
 Yam: @Mr. Butt Im an egg and I do too
 Mr. Butt: I'm a complete fucking idiot and I love this.
Image 214536   11-10-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 dangerkeith3000: Sweet! Another Jesus related pic. I love the colors on the sweater. They really *pop*
 Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia LOL OMFD! Lots of love, oh my forgiving Dad!
 Ulillillia: OYD! Oh your dad!
Image 209917   10-17-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Christina: Rad for rad turtle.
 Yurishiro: What the shell??
 Dr Awkward: Just an image of a turtle in a skateboard is the reason I'm on the friendly spaceship. Weird cancer jokes need no my apply
 deeeeeeeez: The turtle represents the speed at which youll get the joke thst doesn't exist.
 Knice: Does mesothelioma fuck with your vision?
Image 209913   10-17-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Robespierre: Grunge Cat looks grunge.
 Ulillillia: Catster
 Cami: No I don't play but I always wanted to take time to learn.
Image 208155   10-08-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 VoR: no, its a magic scarf that drains life out people invading my personal space.
 Teechur: No. It's felt. I just felt it.
 Yurishiro: Get ur own bitch
Image 208141   10-08-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Science: Hot tubs are basically a hot, bacterial soup. Enjoy your Legionnaires'!
 sparename: @Hyphae In the UK, somewhere near Watford many years ago, as an overnight for a job, I was put in a Quaker B&B. The mattress was thinner than a thin phone book and there was no TV, just a radio
 Hyphae: It's getting harder and harder to find a Mormon AirBnB, these days.
 Mr Shifty: Chlamydia in the hot tub now.
 Air Biscuit: *cue up music "i just had seeexxxxx. And it felt so good..."
 Dr Awkward: Good for Chad and Laura.
 Felicity: Oh, those Chads
Image 203454   09-14-17 4:43pm     Uploaded by    i peed a lil
 grimes: @Hyphae holy loly
 Bu7Z: @Hyphae glad you did 3 posts because that deserves a +3 at least.
 Hyphae: "Indeed," Shelia replied, "what IS cooking?". Ruth looked up, suddenly cold and empty. Somehow she still found it in her to speak: "What? What is cooking." Shelia did not meet Ruth's lifeless attempt at establishing connection with her sister. This time, Ruth did not speak. She wondered if that part of her that could feel was simply making reflexive behavioral patterns that only mimic an empathatic human being. Like a chicken running with no head.
 Hyphae: 'What's Co oking ?' Ruth wondered, even with some presence of humor, lost to a missing audience. Such a simple, poorly kerned question that prompted such a profound question: What, really, is cooking? What is anything? This whole time, Ruth never changed her expression, though the light in her eyes dimmed. Her gaze followed her sister's, into the now-burning dinner, their faces the same- with every sign of life, still devoid of any expression.
 Hyphae: -An excerpt from: How to identify and deal with your children's existential crisis.
 Felicity: Youre doing it now!
Image 199394   08-25-17 12:37pm     Uploaded by    crappypants
 apoxia: So sad. Doesn't have a chance.
 jochenau: At first I thought it was a kid wearing an adorable white witch costume, but then I realized :(
 Hosebag: Ahhh, it's a little pope.... Oh, wait a minute.
 Mr. Shine: Call CYS, Get that kid a good home.
 Credible Hulk: @WaffleIron that values and culture are imprinted onto individuals through the society in which they live and not part of your dna?
 Ulillillia: 1522 EDT; 85pts.
 Science: @WaffleIron: It's very complex photo - there is a lot to process. Ultimately, I think it comes down to "SAD" due to the fact that you've got an innocent child being taught to hate. There doesn't seem to be any followup on the kid, but I hope he/she grew up renouncing the hatred of the parents.
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron 92, huh? That kid is now old enough to be driving cars into protesters
 WaffleIron: I guess what I'm trying to say here, with my copypaste from elsewhere that I cannot link, is that I voted bad as a knee jerk reaction to the imagery, and in fact this image is used to justify one of the few things I truly believe in.
 WaffleIron: Photo by Todd Robertson, for The Gainesville Times.
 WaffleIron: Trooper Allen Campbell later recalled: I didnt even see the kid. I was just looking down to see what was bumping on my shield. And when I looked down, there was this little kid in a Klan uniform. He saw his reflection in the riot shield. He was tracing his outline. The child was oblivious to what was going on around him.
 WaffleIron: No one is born racist. A white child and a black State Trooper during a KKK protest, 1992.
 Knice: 1434, EDT; 84pts.
 ignatz: Sad, Bad, byebye
Image 197899   08-17-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 apoxia: Seals on cat food? Cute!
Image 196932   08-12-17 3:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Mr Shifty: Loukanikos ded now. He was a good boy. 13/10
 Donut: In Greece, even the Labs are communist.
 trelyate: there's no rule that says dogs can't redistribute wealth!
 Micro Jackson: Borkf tha police
 Niels Bohr: Karl Marxfs
Image 196513   08-10-17 1:47pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
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