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 Hyphae's Aggro-Gator

Image KBT   08-01-18 5:35pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Felicity: This effect could be caused by altering the white balance on the camera...but I prefer to think it's real!
 Staida: Exact same tint of red gold as well. This is how kitty gets stepped on I think.
 Air Biscuit: Woodgrain in the membrane. INSANE! CAT WOODGRAIN!
 Amy Housewine: Woah-oh-oh oh Camoflauge, things ain't always quite the way they seem
 AlexDeLarge: Camo index: 99%. The Russian army will never find him.
 Teechur: Is that a Purrgo floor?
 TurkeyVulture: Deceptocat.
 Scoo: Catmouflage
 Zukero: Camocat or Kamelecat ?
Image 260048   07-31-18 11:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Air Biscuit: All the firemen peed in the dry streambed and the river that came blocked the fire and saved the town!
 petepuma: i think i smell smoke
 bug: Cool dudes don't look at forest fires.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: let it burn, wanna let it burn! wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it buuurrnnn!!!
 TurkeyVulture: So, yeah, there's pyronimbus clouds and fire tornadoes, but it's Redding in July; what did you expect?
 Nope: Guys, guys! look behind you!
Image 260042   07-31-18 11:03am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Scoo: Deploy the Brown Note!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Cut scene from Tropic Thunder?
 AdaMan: Finally arming all the band members
 Peter Pantsless: Well, the bazooka was named after an instrument, after all
 sparename: Misspelt TOW
Image 258984   07-24-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Zukero: Is his newspaper "The North Poop" ?
 Zukero: This joke is sublime.
 WannaBee: Well I ate one million cookies and I, I shat them all.
 Entertainmentalist: @Shay Okay, that worked better!
 Shay: @Entertainmentalist I ain't got no JINGLE balls.
 Entertainmentalist: I ain't got no crystal xmas tree ornaments.
 duckfarts: santa's got some crazy sphincter strength if that's how he leaves coal
 dobbiesdoogs: believe me when i say that i've got something for his punk ass
 Mr. Whiskers: Thats pretty much what that song was all about
 sparename: Wasn't that a Cabaret Voltaire track?
Image 258981   07-24-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Smorlacks: I didn't like Beast Wars was much as the original Transformers
 SuedeOxford: What SCP is this
 raditzu: 100% Australia!
 Scoo: Nice ride, Sid!
 Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.
 Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles
 Kirtov: "When Dr. Green applied for funding to splice together spider and beetle DNA, this was not what the department of biology had in mind."
Image 258404   07-21-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
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Image 258401   07-21-18 07:03am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining
 E. HONDA: I gotta have a good meal
 trelyate: PSI Hate Mondays!
 Larp Belb: One episode of Lasagna Cat ends with a cover of Nobuo Uematsu's Final Fantasy music and a video game like clip of Garfield fighting a lasagna, and the thing that I find cutest about it is that due to the character name length limitations the enemy is called LASANA
 Robespierre: Life would be far simpler in an 8-bit world
 DrNinjaman: Played on a LASEGA?
 Ihminen: Garfielf you lazy cat
Image 256951   07-12-18 02:54am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 iCEy: Who's Wake Up Suzie? I tried Googling it but I only get the song, even after adding the word "racist"
 Not A Bot: 'Cause you're so fat you fall through people's decks?
 WTF: @Mr. Shine They're poking fun at all the self-entitled, pea-brained, racist assholes who've recently been in the news for calling the cops or harassing minorities for wearing socks at a pool, having a lemonade stand, or just just being a minority around white people.
 Mr. Shine: Idgi
Image 256948   07-12-18 01:54am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Shay: So after seeing those frogs on top of my roof, I walked in to my house and saw THIS *Large Marge noise*
 Amy Housewine: Synaesthesia cat can hear colours.
 Off Topic: Messing around in the Spore creature creator I see.
Image 256842   07-11-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 dangerkeith3000: That duck is hardcore metal af m/
 Scoo: Me too, frog, me too
Image 256818   07-11-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 metallica: @Knice you got me
 Whatever: But I wanted gazpacho you heathen!
 a robot: But I like soup
 Sadbot: @Sadbot pours soup where he pleases!
 Scoo: So, like A Clockwork Orange, but with more poopin' at the gas station?
 Knice: Sopa-Cola
Image 256759   07-10-18 10:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 DrNinjaman: Never go full-Xanax
 bug: Does it slow down Xanax? Is it anti-xanax?
 Sadpygmy: Next level shit
 Sadpygmy: Next level shit
 carpwoman: Slow-release Xanax
 Prostata: it means something very different in French.
 itskando: @lecj07 it's a trap
 Mr. Shine: Hey!! The term is "anxiety disorder," OK?!!
 FabricMan: @lecj07 Then how are you going to read the Braille?
 Dr Awkward: That was my high school nickname!
 lecj07: Not touching this one.
Image 256209   07-07-18 2:54pm     Uploaded by    professional
 Side Boob: He looks like Harry Mudd from the original Star trek. Well, minus the Hello-Kitty neck tattoo.
 VeeKay: Faces of umm, ya'll know.
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody put an eyeball in your poop, dude.
 Mr. Shine: Eye scream for confusing images!
 Side Boob: Lieutenant Dan! Ice Cream!!
Image 255856   07-05-18 11:26am     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 trelyate: this is the worst thing that has ever happened on that particular date!
 copunter: bottle of what? need closure. did he ever win?
 a robot: txt.jpg
 Air Biscuit: Tldr
 Knice: I hope this was part of a customer service survey response.
 jochenau: Is this some kind of "The Secret" nonsense?
 Not A Bot: Your dog looks annoyed that you keep trying to get that perfect angle pic.
 tib gubb: sorry dude
Image 243741   04-21-18 10:46pm     Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 Passive: Jokes on you! I wasn't going to operate it anyway!
 Side Boob: @VeeKay I am painfully aware :P
 VeeKay: @Side Boob The Dunning Kruger effect. 'The tendency for unskilled individuals to overestimate their own ability and the tendency for experts to underestimate their own ability'.
 Bluetocracy: It should read, 'Don't Fuckwit This'
 Ulillillia: They should out this on polling booths, hey-ohhh
 sparename: No Terrys!
 Butcherboy: When they loose a hand in the machine theyre easily identified @Side Boob
 ruiner: I was curious about this word and will share the result. -A stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).-
 Side Boob: Most fuckwits don't know they are fuckwits.
Image 241814   04-10-18 07:09am     Uploaded by    sad face
 Wooden Spoon: @VeeKay: I agree with you and Larry David on this one.
 wolfpk: To where, Chucky Cheese?
 FarmerWalk: What is this 'out' you speak of? (and what is 'friends'? :-/ )
 Yam: Yeah, I never want to go out
 Not A Bot: Classy!
 VeeKay: @Felicity Introvert thing. Only thing better than making plans is having the plans cancelled (and you not doing the cancelling!)
 VeeKay: I feel sad for that little girl.
 Prombom: @Felicity just human nature
 NonRhetorical: Is this a Millennial thing? Having a problem making a commitment? Or an introvert thing?
Image 241540   04-08-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Annoying Vegan : I used to get in trouble for hiding a novel in the hymnal jacket.
 savvoy: "What? I'm using my phone to magnify the text. No, really. We need a large-print version of this hymnal."
 BavidDowie: Jesuit conspiracy
 nanananana: Busted!
 Teechur: Textin' sexton
 addend: Answering the call.
Image 241284   04-07-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 sumo: Prepare for...BUDGET CUTS
 Not A Bot: Noting cats do makes sense
 Ulillillia: The Art of the Deal
 BavidDowie: I'm here from the Coroner's Office. Is my order ready?
 barfolomew: Obvious Plant.
Image 240933   04-04-18 9:54pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 wolfpk: Have you sniffed glue yet?
 Munkybut: That is the hand of a really interesting person
 San DoDo: Stan the Stern
 Ulillillia: 204-867-5309
 WTF: TriForce confirmed!
 Demon Universe: I shall cast a scrying spell to find the ostrich... right after I touch these nails up.
 Teechur: Hey! I'm missing an ostrich reward, too!
Image 240911   04-04-18 7:26pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
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