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 Scoo: @SpaceCow So does the guy with the crazy armor on the right!
 SpaceCow: Even Swogth, a minor demon of flatulence, loves go karts.
 Science: Objects in mirror are GWARrier than they appear.
 Meow: moms pretty sure that wasn't there when she took the picture.
 ArchStanton: Apple Splits remake looking a little intense.
 ClockworkJackalope: I just love the confused but unconcerned look
 Sandor: Oderus Slowrungus
 Teechur: I said LATER, Shitlord. LATER!
Image 156036   01-12-17 11:03pm     Uploaded by    Shay
 Borkf: Didn't get what this was satirising until the last line.
 hajjpodge: Added nice touch of no whack offping on this picture, too. Intentional or not.
 skillet: Are we still talking about drowning?
 duckfarts: sadly, the people this was meant for don't understand satire
Image 153361   12-30-16 06:48am     Uploaded by    grimes
 Hokie333: This is like a new-age-y, feminist answer to #165472. "Wolves tangled my hair!"
 Bu7Z: Didn't realise we had a new for old replacement policy on the world, guess fucking up the climate for profit wasn't such a bad idea after all
 Shay: Get the 15th step for an extra 25 cents.
Image 165563   03-04-17 06:48am     Uploaded by    Disclosure
 SpaceCow: Who does the fox wear?
 hairy: wander the night stealing souls....
 CoffeeAndCigs: Friendly spaceship is for friends
 sparename: "She was a redhead, no hair - just a red head". I can't laugh, my ex was ginger, as is my daughter
 KL1NGON: Not many attractive redheads out there... in bar lighting, this would be one of those.
 Flirb Dampumple: RIP Redd Foxx
 hearsegirl: Wear the Fox hat.
 Micro Jackson: Had to wear it, couldn't bear to kill it'
 Gomi Day: obligatory gunnerkrigg court reference.
 kinggheedra: Obligatory firefox reference.
 Korrok: @Scoo Agreed.
 Rorel: Hey... You've got a thing... Around your feet.
 VoR: oh fox off.
 Scoo: There is just something ethereally rad about gingers...
 Knice: You know you are a cute little heart breaker...
 Mexico: A real foxy lady, this one.
Image 128570   08-30-16 2:09pm     Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Felicity: Extremely rad
 ChubbyBuddy: BAS!C B1CH
 jochenau: With 16 different colors, your office documents will positively smolder...even when they *aren't* inappropriate missives to the office intern!
 tib gubb: this is a 100% accurate depiction of my computing experience
 flyingBEARfish: WordPerfect is such a turn on for me.
Image 176084   04-29-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Hokie333: Once I backed away from the light and recovered, "SOLD!" I bought the damn thing and left before I could do any more damage. The whole thing is evilly funny, although most of the 80-90's pop culture references have not aged well.
 Hokie333: Two coherent thoughts, actually-- that, and "keep... sphincters... shut... CLENCH!..." I consider it a small miracle that I did not soil myself.
 Hokie333: My lungs are turning inside out, there's no oxygen in my system, I've lost the strength to stand, everything's grey and fuzzy, and the only coherent thought I have is "Stop laughing -- Think about something else -- We're going to die -- I don't wanna die -- not like thiiiiissssss..."
 Hokie333: Anyway, when I first read this bit, I didn't get the last two lines. At first. "Wait, wait, I know this..." I forget which one I got first, but as soon as it happened, the other one snapped into place. Either one would have summoned a guffaw, but the one-two punch triggered something. Next thing I'm on the floor of the comic book shop, because I can't stop laughing long enough to inhale.
 Hokie333: from "How To Be A Superhero" by Mark Leigh & Mike Lepine.
Image 204540   09-20-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    Hokie333
 Entertainmentalist: @BavidDowie Tears.
 BavidDowie: Wtf is the caramel/nougat made of if there's "no sugar added?" Oh. Demons.
 Hokie333: "Go on sweetie, have a cookie. I wouldn't SWALLOW YOUR SOUL or anything like that, no sir."
Image 204304   09-18-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    Hokie333
 Skaalar: @dobbiesdoogs And Reducto did it best :3
 DangitBobby: Ocarina of Rhyme
 Ted Hebert: Your honour, my client was touched first. And as our specialists have shown, he has the mentality of a child. The real criminal here is Delta Airlines, that is plain to see... just because i am not this man's attorney does not make me incorrect! No i will not see myself out! Well i hold you in contempt!
 Bu7Z: Or you're walking home from 30,000 ft.
 Side Boob: Same
 dobbiesdoogs: brak did it better
 San DoDo: or my daughter ever again!
 Mr. Shine: *MC Hammer bassline*
Image 201585   09-05-17 04:48am     Uploaded by    PissedOff
 someguy: This is why I don't invite Black Mesa employees to parties.
 Robespierre: Don't pray for her. She's already ... oh, never mind.
 AverageJoe: what is dead may never die
 Ted Hebert: @Catcat Sleep: the true Nameless City.
 Catcat: That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die
Image 201570   09-05-17 02:05am     Uploaded by    bigjim
 Hokie333: Floofling.
 BavidDowie: Brewing some purr-over?
Image 198472   08-20-17 12:07pm     Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Mr Bleak: Neither of them have skipped butt day, not even once.
 addend: (Lifts toes. Hurtles backward over palm tree. Bounces twice on landing.)
 Skinr: Annie, are you okay?
 BavidDowie: What is this exercising? On them, I mean.
 a robot: This is CREEPY
 hajjpodge: I mean, thanks I guess?
 piranharama: @antipatterns no, this is fine
 antipatterns: I think you meant to post this on a bodybuilding forum.
Image 197375   08-14-17 8:41pm     Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 werterland: I recently discovered the Twitter account @catsu, and I love it so much.
 Teechur: Look, I explained already that "All Dogs Go to Heaven" isn't the kind of CatHero action movie you THINK it is.
 tib gubb: pbbt
 Donut: Get your own damn remote.
Image 195771   08-06-17 6:31pm     Uploaded by    grizzly
 Sthenolaidas: I want to go so bad
 Robespierre: I love it when a holiday rolls around and Apple Cabin has a sale ... uh, what holiday IS it, anyway?
 Science: HARMLESS
 grizzly: Yes! I love these!
 Annoying Vegan : Tropical Johns is a big famous! Even the TV! I
 Aufziehvogel: Yo I'm a clever dawg gimme sum chixken whispers... "psssst"
 tib gubb: SHHHH!
Image 195234   08-03-17 10:56pm     Uploaded by    kate2point0
 Shay: agh, it's hard to not stop looking at those eyes.
 Theimposter: Clone please.
 ping: All hail the hypno-cat.
 SomeCanadian: Yeah, she's great and all, but she keeps enthralling the neighbors to do her satanic bidding and there are always cans of open tuna in front of the house. It's lowering property values.
 El Barto: Holy beans, that's amazing! Mutant kitty, you're gorgeous.
 apoxia: Is kitty a chimera?
 Butcherboy: You've found an extra rare collectors edition kitty
Image 189112   07-04-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    Mexico
 Science: @Felicity Let me tell you from personal experience, it's not just BMW drivers, nor is it just entitled white people. Please note that these are the same pieces of garbage that will leave the shopping cart in a parking space when the cart corral is literally ten feet away.
 zupobaloop: @Bu7Z ya obviously suicide rates aren't a big deal if your demographic makes more money
 thebiglutovsky: See also: "Why isn't there a White History Month" or "If we had a white student union, people would lose their shit."
 Felicity: BMW drivers who park where it says NO PARKING because they figure That cant mean me, after all, Im just going to be a minute
 Teechur: @Zukero And a trophy for attendance.
 Rev80: Just label the space "For the Morally Handicapped Only"..
 trelyate: when you're used to privilege, equality starts to feel like oppression
 Volwen: Just park in the cart corral like everyone else.
 SomeCanadian: @Theta Zero Education is never wasted.
 duchaschmeremol: easy for you to say, Mr. WALKer!
 Spazstatic: I just want a international human day, where everyone is nice to everyone else just because. We all have our struggles, why do we have to burden others with our crap? Just give a smile and wish a pleasant day.
 Theta Zero: Thanks, I needed it to be explained why I dislike these people who are universally disliked.
 Zukero: Equality for all, but give a priority card to each person.
 Sadbot: If they really want special treatment, I'd gladly hack off a leg or two.
 Bu7Z: Add men's rights groups to that list.
Image 189116   07-04-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Hokie333: Shaq-Fuueeeeew.
 enfanta: Whatever they're going through, I hope it resolved successfully for them.
Image 181667   05-28-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Hokie333
 Zukero: Reasonable advice. Poor guidance.
 duckfarts: I'm pretty sure the last step is relaxing and having fun
 ThatGuy: "Crawl into a dumpster and shit yourself dead" is my new go-to insult
 Annoying Vegan : MELF.
 XLY: TITY
 Shay: George Carlin recommended to go to a nice, little quiet boutique on a Sunday afternoon and scream out loud "ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS!?!!? THANK YOU!!!!" and run.
 Dr Awkward: I landed my last job with a loud utterance of "NEBBAT!? FNEC?" True story.
 tib gubb: oh man, i did all of those things!
Image 179383   05-16-17 5:48pm     Uploaded by    sergeant
Image HEH   05-09-17 11:29am     Uploaded by    Hokie333
 Felicity: @Hokie333 Ditto
 Hokie333: Same. I've slogged through too many "group" projects in school to not have that same attitude.
 SomeCanadian: An administrator recently told me "Just be a team player and do what I say."
 DarkTeddy: This is what im gonna say today. No matter the question.
 Mr. Shine: True af.
 tokyopig: [writes note to himself] DO NOT HIRE: applicant hasn't figured out yet that all people are stupid.
Image 177599   05-07-17 06:07am     Uploaded by    communist
 fanny: @WaffleIron :-E
 WaffleIron: I'm having a poolife right now.
 Scoo: It's pronounced "POO-lee-FAY"
 fanny: awww yiss liven' the Poo Life
 fakeusername: this adaptation of The Swimmer really changes the theme a lot
 WTF: The main article is "How to keep your pool pee free!"
 Mr. Shine: We all about that poo life!
 Hokie333: The Magazine for Floaters
Image 175176   04-24-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    Hokie333
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