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 piranharama: Vader is more crab now, than man. Twisted and evil.
 Annoying Vegan : Snip, snip
 VeeKay: Stun that mofo befo yo boil him
 Robespierre: King crab season already?
 Shay: Crab people, crab people, crab people
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Crab people, crab people, look like crab talk like people, crab people, crab people
 Yurishiro: Crabby selfie
Image 227018   01-15-18 4:03pm   Views: 190537   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Shay: They got bored with red meat, so they're sticking with poultry now.
 Teechur: Why did the chicken cross the gangplank?
 Side Boob: P-Funk Mothership, or Jupiter 2? You decide
 dobbiesdoogs: take me to your colonel
 Yurishiro: They seem nice
 Scoo: Prepare the cloaca probe!
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 addend: But the question was "What's your name?"
 Ihminen: @Robespierre beep beep
 Robespierre: @sparenamelaptopdied I'm not staring. I'm lookiting.
 dangerkeith3000: "You gotta pay the troll toll to get in that boy's hole."
 jochenau: Glamour is my passion.
 Yurishiro: And also drugs.
 VoR: I'm young Greg!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: And I bet you can quit whenever you want to too right? Right. Ok.
 Side Boob: Glamorous drugs!
 Shay: He's also addicted to pickle surprises.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Don't stare at me, I didn't come here to be stared at!"
 Robespierre: Fa-fa-fa-fa-Goon Squad...
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 glenalec: Ewwww. That smells nothing like another dog's butt.
 Donut: Dude, I just peed on that.
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 Robespierre: This was all well and good until I noticed Trump and that porn star in the lower left corner.
 Donut: In this week's Pulp Fiction: Genie Bowling Night! Magical Disagreement! I Married Bacon!
 Amy Housewine: What odds can you get on the battle between Tall Wizard and Tiny Stage Magician? I think an underdog pick could pay off.
 sparename: @Yurishiro Is your boyfriend a jpg?
 Yurishiro: Is your boyfriend a pig? (yes)
 charlemagne: this one is still in the original packaging
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 Robespierre: @VeeKay "Fashion" = Goon Squad. Look it up.
 VeeKay: It's called 'fashion'. Look it up.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Before we meet her, I should tell you that she's a little eccentric.
 Robespierre: Lookit me! LOOKIT MEEEEEE!
 FabricMan: "We need a celebrity to promote our new sunglasses." "Get me Elton John!"
 sparename: Looks a bit like Glenn 'Too' Close For Comfort
 addend: "The glare off these lapels is blinding! Where are my sunglasses?"
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 wolfpk: Turning yourself into a ball is not a good survival technique to use on a dolphin.
 glenalec: He Shoots! Will he make the basket?!
 NoRagrets: Stahhhhhhhhhhp
 VeeKay: Here we go again..
 trelyate: fun fact: puffer fish spray a toxin that is intoxicating in small doses, so dolphins will often boop them to get high, and because they are the assholes of the sea.
 Yurishiro: Boing
 addend: Puff puffer, pass.
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 mexican: @tib gubb Redundant.
 Coach Teacher: @Sadbot Ho! Hohohohoho!
 Robespierre: Not da Craw - DA CRAW!
 zrj235: i didn't even want to eat them. just wanted to make sure you didn't.
 Sadbot: Your cat just wants to help you make em-paw-nadas. Or are those purrogis?
 tib gubb: evil kitteh
Image 226234   01-11-18 3:31pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Coach Teacher: The moon landing was faked. It was mostly tofu, egg, and soy lecithin.
 Teechur: Why NASA? It's obviously a Cowsmonaut.
 Robespierre: @VeeKay All questions will be answered, all fears will be allayed ... but first this word from our sponsor! "From The Land Of Sky-Blue Waa-ters..."
 San DoDo: This is space cow to ground control
 VeeKay: Why wasn't it dehorned? How do they get the gallons of shit and piss out of the suit? What about the gas that leaks out of a cows ass 23.8 hours a day?
 zrj235: probably one of the best animes ever
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 glenalec: Hurtled through the galaxy? Must have gone the long long long long long way around!
 San DoDo: This :D
 Felicity: Is should be capitalised
 Aufziehvogel: " Mars needs women! "
 Warrax: Maybe if u had a job and a education you could hang on to a atmosphere, Mars. Punk ass.
 Yurishiro: I guess I Will skip mantleton
 Side Boob: Stupid Mars.
 Dr Awkward: Venus is a Moron
 Robespierre: Guess I'll be skipping the hurtling.
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 DrinkMixMan: Have a nice fall! (No, I meant waterfall!)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Emergency Room in 3...2...1
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 piranharama: All these moments lost like tears in the rain.
 Nothing: Hang in there, baby
 PenguinBartender: "Brother! Help me!" "Long. Live. The king."
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro mmm, nachos
 addend: "Da boss says you got a little too curious about his business. He ain't ready to let the cat outta da bag, if ya know what I mean. Make it easy on yourself and let go - You might land on your feets, eh."
 Yurishiro: "I really want to help you, but your boner tail freaks me out."
Image 225962   01-10-18 02:54am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 piranharama: Is this one of those Japanese kissing phones? I approve
 Robespierre: I'm going to hang up now...
 addend: Star 69.
 ignatz: Kinky phone sex
 Yurishiro: Hello? This is the man of your dreams!
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 Robespierre: Stride on jauntily, mutants!
 Yurishiro: Ew, barefoot on the street.
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 kornisjon: I wasn't going to, but I cannot stand baby talk, so I've changed my mind.
 Ulillillia: @fanny That's how they get you, they just add you to more lists
 fanny: @Ulillillia unsubscribe
 Robespierre: Yes, Old Man Nightcore; yes, I am.
 Nope: @Ulillillia careful now
 Teechur: @Ulillillia I just hope I don't run out of BAD votes for the day. It's gotta be getting close.
 Ulillillia: I have the same reaction every time I see a screencap of a tweet.
Image 225677   01-08-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Robespierre: @Side Boob Crazier than fuck. Will bite often.
 Ulillillia: I like you do you like me?
 Side Boob: Good dog. Would pet often.
 Annoying Vegan : Same!
 a robot: This is the happiest thing I've seen all day :D
Image 225676   01-08-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Science: Zero?
 BavidDowie: Petrified Woof.
 Yurishiro: Doggy Allen? Meet Woody Allen.
 Shay: Uncanny.
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 zrj235: @Robespierre BEEEEEEEyok PTOW B B B BYYoooooook PTOW P P Ptow *phase one* BEEEEEEEyok PTOW PTOWPTOWPTOW ow owBEEEYOK PTOW *phase two*. there. lyrics for my first dubstep album. who wants in?
 Robespierre: @Shay I want recordings of these to pop into mixdiscs randomly.
 zrj235: BEEYOK PTOW
 a robot: Billowing backpacks!…
 Shay: @Robespierre I sure can't wait for Phase Two!!!
 Robespierre: Sounds Never Heard in Nature.
Image 225665   01-08-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Mad Collager: I swear, the real ones look like they're made of metal, too.
 Amy Housewine: Those who deny The Word will suffer.
 dangerkeith3000: Don't let that one poop on you.
 Peter Pantsless: As one does...
Image 225397   01-07-18 02:54am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Felicity: Its bad, but its old, so its expensive
 Kaviri: Monkey-cat was not expecting this.
 WTF: So is breaking up.
 Amy Housewine: Another excellent face-swap.
Image 225396   01-07-18 02:47am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
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