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 VeeKay: Lol same
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 The Dog Dies: Also, my purse is turkey stuffing. Mmm!
 copunter: yer kids are hopeless.
 Air Biscuit: Another nanny? Danget cartman! Im calling the dog whisperer next.
 PenguinBartender: @PenguinBartender ...OIC
 PenguinBartender: why is everyone replaying "this" with "dis" and "the" with "da?"
 Side Boob: Mary Poopins
 sparename: Now, is she supported BY the umbrella - in which case the physics of balance upsets me, or is the umbrella producing some kind of 'warp bubble' that she is standing in. I could live with that
 charlemagne: when some people voted for brexit, this is what they thought would happen
 Peter Pantsless: Later, Britlords!
 Vorm Gongo: mixed signals bad signals
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 Robespierre: Dog porn is weird
Image 264415   08-27-18 12:14pm     Uploaded by    happier
 petunias: Picture's a little fuzzy
Image 264212   08-26-18 02:54am     Uploaded by    happier
 Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."
 addend: "I can't shut off that noisy smoke alarm!" / "Toss it in the fire."
Image 262713   08-16-18 8:40pm     Uploaded by    happier
 Mr. Whiskers: Yes! Fuck you, too!
 sparename: Aaaaah, takes me back to childhood... When we were about 7 or 8 my friend Philip liked to tell younger children that the ice-cream man was selling some new stuff and that they should run home and ask their mum for a "chocolate fuck"
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 Big Beagler: @Chocolate Pain Woooooo
 FormerLurker: @Chocolate Pain as a person in the American Midwest who lost 70 lbs two summers ago, I can confirm all of this. Also, its upstairs is no longer a feared phrase.
 Chocolate Pain: Also "Oh, it's going to be 85 today? Better grab a jacket."
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Image 260862   08-05-18 12:40pm     Uploaded by    happier
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
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 Himesama: I love DBZ but Goku doesn't really roll off the tongue.I named my son Anakin instead.
 Dresdenkeogh: Name his son "son-goku"
 wolfpk: Now he is about to learn the difference between what is said, and what is ment.
 AlexDeLarge: @sparenamelaptopdied Let's see... Bart, dart, cart, eeart. Nope, can't see any problems with that.
 bug: His son is Goku now.
 Mad Collager: Shart
 BavidDowie: Jart
 sparenamelaptopdied: Just call him Bart - nothing bad rhymes with Bart...
Image 259688   07-29-18 03:40am     Uploaded by    happier
 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!
 steve: @grizzly Party!! Let's do it
 ashton: @bug I would say he's the guy he woke up with AND the guy who bought it.
 VeeKay: Lots of cheap crap there. Malibu? Garbage.
 mammal883: I see a lot of cordials and ancillary liquers that are only good for hiding the taste of poor base spirits
 Mr. Shine: RIP your liver, your underwear, and your carpeting.
 addend: (Pledges frat.)
 bug: @WannaBee Is this the guy who's selling it, the guy who bought it, or the guy he woke up with?
 grizzly: @WannaBee y'all still wanna do that fake aggro gator party?
 Mark As Read: We know what happens next #257969
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 Mr Bleak: @Knice Nope, they are called that because only c**ts drive 'em.
 VoR: Not shown : flat bed stacked with dead camels
 ChubbyBuddy: for some reason the satellite radio can only play humpty dance
 addend: "Always reliable service - We won't /desert/ you!"
 Knice: "Someone needs help with their vul-" "It's Volvo. VOLVO."
 ironmaiden: It's not offensive. Just a pun. Also camels do have toes if you want to get technical.
Image 257746   07-17-18 12:10pm     Uploaded by    happier
 addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."
 someguynameded: So when B.A. said that Hannibal was "on the jazz"...
 OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.
Image 257725   07-16-18 9:40pm     Uploaded by    happier
 Not A Bot: That kid is a poseur. Kid his ass Justin!
 WTF: There is this guy in the UK that made a completely sealed closed-system terrarium like 40 year ago and the plants are still alive.
 Butcherboy: I think your olive oil has gone bad
Image 257509   07-15-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    happier
 Bagels: What a handsome doggo
Image 257280   07-14-18 06:11am     Uploaded by    happier
 Otterman: Yes please.
 wolfskin: @Felicity The wetness gives you the dryness
 angry: New, from Uben
 jochenau: It seems counterintuitive that a lotion could prevent wetness, but okay.
 Annoying Vegan : I wonder if there is a lady version of this. Although if there is, Id assume its in a pink tube, and is the exact same formula, and costs 30% more.
 Big Beagler: Bol, or aerosol?
Image 256933   07-11-18 11:47pm     Uploaded by    happier
 VoR: @Felicity OK. You do crowd control and I'll collect the wallets.
 alex: @VoR It should say on the outside of his wallet
 Ironass: @charlemagne Him?
 charlemagne: looks far too young to be your mother, how does she stay looking that fresh?
 VoR: How good or bad is he though?
 WTF: Classy!
 greenbean: Father
Image 256371   07-08-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    happier
 VeeKay: Gezichten van de dood
 Ironass: ... And when you pose like this, the hoomans go "Awww!" It's so cute!
 a sedated moose: This level of cuteness should be illegal.
 lizzz: Oh how pretty!!!
Image 255747   07-04-18 5:39pm     Uploaded by    happier
 Zaxxoff: mark knew he had no chance against lisa in the master cake server challenge. he couldn't match the fire in her eyes.
 Kaviri: I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator. I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated.
 WTF: This lady would rather deal with permanent vision loss than the bridezilla complaining that the cake was served 2 minutes behind schedule.
 charlemagne: my birthday wish came true
 Mr. Shine: Safety first!
 male anon: That cake is not long for this world..
 jochenau: I'd laugh but I'm seriously concerned about that hitting her in the eyes.
 Dr Awkward: This is fine.
Image 254840   06-29-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    happier
 a robot: Wakka wakka
 tib gubb: statistics don't lie
Image 253978   06-23-18 6:37pm     Uploaded by    happier
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