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 hajjpodge's Aggro-Gator

 Robespierre: We've all recognized for YEARS that pizzas are nothing more than topless raviolis, so what's the problem here?
 Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?
 Teechur: *pours sauce on his head* "Now YOU'RE ravioli."
 well duh: Just don't call a hot dog a "sandwich" and we're all good.
 Kaviri: Ravioli doesn't taste like paper dust and candied lint.
 trelyate: but are ravioli pop tarts?
 Scoo: Yes, but magic and tasty raviolis they are
Image 234138   02-23-18 7:54pm   Views: 27493   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Mad Collager: The terrorist mastermind was reincarnated as Osama Bean Lava.
 Yurishiro: what's wrong with you?
 a robot: *bong rip* I;m thinking about thos Beans, maaaan
 Not A Bot: i like their tanned hands
 glenalec: Oh dear! Big laugh! (and looking at this picture actually evokes the smell of baked beans for me!)
Image 233814   02-21-18 11:31pm   Views: 97087   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 kornisjon: I want to be this person's friend. As in I don't want to be their enemy.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot ... and the place is just crawling with Super Furry Animals - cragh na baa...
 Sadbot: Wales sounds like a magical place, all the consonants you could want, men named Lou-Ellen, and beans in the post
 Teechur: @ignatz Is it Italian?
 Dr Awkward: Urgent Beans was my ska band's name.
 Robespierre: @Peter Pantsless Too easy!
 Yurishiro: hmmmmm frys...
 ignatz: You want I should stamp it 'Fragile'?
 Peter Pantsless: Hold on, I'm still thinking about it
Image 232622   02-15-18 10:31am     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Captain Marsupial: If EC comics had nudity
 copunter: @WTF instructions unclear
 jazzjunkie: Naancy took a nap
 Shay: I'm a shark something something something I'm a shark..
 grizzly: Not again!
 Robespierre: Nudity detected.
 Nothing: Heck yeah, that's how I want to go
 Skaalar: This is friggin hilarious!
 a robot: This is someone's fetish
 dangerkeith3000: Here's a new idea for Chuck Tingle.
 WTF: This WikiHow is weird.
 Captain Marsupial: If EC comics had nudity
 Yurishiro: What a beach!
 Captain Marsupial: I like how she's pushing him forward. And her chubby left thigh.
 Prostata: Aqua-man had a bad day
 Peter Pantsless: It's Bad Luck Bootsy all over again
 Sadbot: Sharks Chomped My Dong: An Erotic 3D Render
 tib gubb: well, that's good to know
 Side Boob: What the fuck?
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 antipatterns: There's a guy with a giant Lenin head, for sure
 Darmstadtium: @Peter Pantsless I fear they have over-sized the means of production
 Teechur: come THOSE guys got their military parade? *looks down, shuffles feet, kicks stone
 Mad Collager: The incidence of communist demonstrations tends to be sicklic.
 Yurishiro: Men, amirite?
 a robot: It's pretty big. I guess.
 Peter Pantsless: It appears they have seized the means of production
Image 232109   02-12-18 2:26pm     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Skaalar: I would have shot that unicorn in the brain for a chance with Devil Curry.
 UnknownSample: **snap snap** biiiitch
 VeeKay: Mens nipples etc etc
 RiderFan: " Beneath the skin, we are already one. Was it not your sin that trapped the unicorn? Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you."
 bug: Tim Curry as Huge Yakman.
 Peter Pantsless: Hell yeah, this guy was terrifying when I was a kid. Also Tim Curry auto-rad
Image 232106   02-12-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 dangerkeith3000: OH God! Pixels in real life!
 bug: I'm sorry Janet, but I'm going to have to turn you down... I'm just waiting on a long, skinny piece to complete all these rows.
 ignatz: Something tells me you're gonna fit right in around here..
 Robespierre: Jaunty
Image 232096   02-12-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 edvard: @Hyphae exactly!
 Astanapan: The doctor is apparently boob pregnant.
 glenalec: Where internet trolls come from.
 hajjpodge: @Prostata Only sometimes?
 Matricii: Poor Quistis...
 Shay: Squall: "Whatever."
 barfolomew: Man, my public school health class REALLY left some things out.
 jochenau: My brain hurts. Or maybe my soul hurts. Or maybe both.
 Robespierre: @a robot Legit.
 a robot: The internet was a mistake.
 Hyphae: @Mexico given the genre of drawing style here, don't speak too soon before you see what's under the clothes
 Mexico: I thought only guys got butt pregnant.
 Hyphae: Preggered in the butt by my own fetus
 Prostata: anime is just truly horrible sometimes
Image 228884   01-25-18 10:31am     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Prostata: if someone's punching nazis, they're ok in my book no matter what they're wearing. This whole mask argument is utterly pointless distraction.
 hajjpodge: @Side Boob The state will prosecute you for taking physical action against Nazis. Protecting your identity doesn't just protect you from the Nazi scum, but the law enforcement too. Which white nationalists have inundated with their members, something the FBI has raised as a serious concern but something neither Obama did anything about and also something Trump will do nothing about.
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob The easter bunny'll spot me it - we go waaaay back.
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak It'll cost you tree fiddy :P
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob After your three o'clock, can you get me is autograph? He's always out when I go looking for him.
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak I'm busy with the Easter Bunny right now, then I have a three-o'clock with the Loch Ness Monster.
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Tell that to Batman.
 Side Boob: @White Rice We'll have to agree to disagree.
 White Rice: @Side Boob the problem isnt about being in the right or not (its pretty safe to assume Nazi=in the wrong) but the fact that with the disturbing amount of support & acceptance that these Nazis have gotten in recent years, being identified means more than just having legal ramifications. How many of those fuckwits did that angry mob march with the tiki torches? Now imagine every one of them decided theyre going after you & your family, because you went against their (proven evil) philosophy. Its all worse case scenario right now, and it sucks. It shouldnt be this way, but for now, its reality.
 Side Boob: @funny in the wall If nazi fuckwits start shit, I'm all for stepping on their necks. But if I'm going to start swinging, I'm damn sure going to be in the right so I don't need to conceal my identiy
 FabricMan: @jochenau Never underestimate a punk lawyer
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Superheros don't exist. I don't believe the police should wear masks either. Eliot Ness didn't, and he brought down Capone. Accept the risk & consequences for your actions or don't do those things.
 funny in the wall: @Side Boob does that make the nazis the good guys?
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob Literally everyone who makes a real difference against criminals protects his/her identity. Police special forces, Anti-mafia task forces, superheroes.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Yes
 addend: Thank goodness the ninja is on our side.
 jochenau: I don't know how much legal aid you can really get for assault and battery.
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob the bad guys will use your identity to hurt those you love. Still think you don't need a mask?
 Side Boob: If you are the good guys, you don't need a mask.
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 Felicity: His homies all agree he really looks good in black
 tib gubb:…
 VeeKay: Naaaaaah man
 tib gubb: @Eleftheros on my knees, day and night, scoring points for the afterlife...
 Eleftheros: @tib gubb like, Amish omelette?
 tib gubb: i'm the pious guy the little amelettes wanna be like...
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Yurishiro "What chores?" .. "Oh, alright then, I'll have a beer"
 wolfpk: Living in an Amish Paradise
 Yurishiro: CHORES
Image 225796   01-09-18 08:26am     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 hajjpodge: @SpaceCow Ironically War Thunder does tanks better.
 SpaceCow: World of Tanks. Play now and spend way too much money to win!
 VeeKay: Tanks. Lots of tanks. Tanks a lot!
Image 217200   11-24-17 5:26pm     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Ulillillia: @hajjpodge As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
 hajjpodge: @Dresdenkeogh sorry but I'm in Cincinnati. And I must admit also that this is a report. :
 Felicity: Bring your crystal
 Flarmie: @Dresdenkeogh I think this is actually a Kansas City based store, because I worked for a different Queen's Price Chopper years ago and there's only 5 locations. I think they just photoshopped a guy with a Pirates hat on over the normal butcher-guy's face.
 Not A Bot: The answer's 45, if you wanted to know.
 Dresdenkeogh: @hajjpodge rad for a fellow Pittsburgher and for meat based seductions
 NoRagrets: Came for a BJ, left with a 20oz ribeye. Was not disappointed in the change of events.
 Nope: How about some god damn discretion?
 Sadbot: Shhh....secret meats
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that again
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 hajjpodge: @Zukero @PenguinBartender @DarkTeddy Then that's news to me.
 Felicity: OK
 DarkTeddy: Yep yep same here. Cant remember the last time I defragged. Maybe 7 years ago? @hajjpodge @Zukero
 PenguinBartender: @Zukero Never underestimate the placebo effect (e.g. people who swear their car runs better after a car wash).
 Zukero: @hajjpodge Nope. Modern NTFS versions benefits very little from defrag (since Win7), and no use at all when on an SSD. I have a laptop with a 7 y.o. Win7 install. Never formatted, never defragged, nothing. Running super smooth, and that's a 5400 RPM HDD.
 hajjpodge: @DarkTeddy Don't do it for two years and I guarantee you that it will need to be defragmented.
 DarkTeddy: Antivirus is for chumps. And Windows 8 and up doesnt realy need to be defragmented. @hajjpodge
 hajjpodge: For context: A coworker asked me to help with his laptop because it's running slow. Aside from NEVER having run Disk Cleanup in about 2 years since he bought this laptop, he has also never defragmented his drives or bought an actual Anti-Virus. The real kicker is that he only has a 500Gb hard drive. It has taken me over 16 hours to wait for Disk Cleanup to delete anything and it still is not finished. It's barely 20%.
 Urn BooUrn: Did a picture get Freddied?
 tib gubb: as an experience it really sucks you in, but not in a good way.
 El hefe: More like not so temporary files
 Not A Bot: quit posting pictures of topless girls. adult women are fine though.
Image 205563   09-25-17 08:47am     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Haute and sweaty: No, I swear! The wildlife loves it when I dress them up!
 Yurishiro: I don't think I can survive this amount of cute
 Robespierre: In mufti - that sure doesn't look like an old gum tree to me.
Image 204802   09-21-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 XLY: you have got to be fucking kidding me
 Felicity: Its eyes in the second panel are a little frightening
 Meow: kitty approves
 Robespierre: It's Shake 'N' Bake, hoomin - and I helped!
 jochenau: CMETAHA
 Zampano: Heavy breathing
Image 204788   09-21-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge Too late, sucker #204853 #204855
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot Don't you dare threaten me with a good time.
 Mr. Shine: Ugh.
 Air Biscuit: I was attacking someones gates with the hoard.
 Haute and sweaty: I was having premarital sex.
 NoRagrets: Well I mastered the block chain.
 Sadbot: If we're going this route, prepare for Chapo fanart
 WaffleIron: We've come full circle so many times I can no longer tell parody from reality. Rad.
 Felicity: Cenk Uygur is rad
 lizzz: Huh.
Image 204779   09-21-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Robespierre: On vacation, Jezza? Drop on by!
 Dr Awkward: @ChubbyBuddy Thanks for the info! Know the name, not the face
 ChubbyBuddy: @Dr Awkward Jeremy Corbyn, the Absolute Boy. I would say that he's the UK's Bernie Sanders but he makes Bernie Sanders look like Chuck Schumer.
 Dr Awkward: Who dat?
Image 204598   09-20-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 trelyate: Four Kittens of the Apocalypse?
 Ulillillia: @Dr Awkward Don't worry, kitty still has six lives left to go.
 Dr Awkward: This shouldn't make me as sad as it does.
Image 201428   09-04-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    hajjpodge
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