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 Greifer's Aggro-Gator

 buffalo: Imgage
 E. HONDA: By the way, the early-2000s book by The Onion, "Our Dumb Century", has some extremely realistic looking fake old newspapers
 E. HONDA: The typography precludes any possible suspension of disbelief
 SuedeOxford: I decry any notion of a man's unsuitability for office when the gentle author cares not to refer to Mr. Webster's Diction-Book and learn the correct and most Godly spelling of the word "lewdness."
 WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.
 ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)
 WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.
Image 263160   08-19-18 4:40pm     Uploaded by    au bon pain
 Sthenolaidas: There's a strong possibility that this is in Tallahassee, Florida.
Image 262330   08-14-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
 BavidDowie: Hail Splenda
 Scoo: For the glory of Diabetic Satan, of course!
Image 261831   08-11-18 12:21pm     Uploaded by    obama
Image KBN   07-30-18 10:31am     Uploaded by    Greifer
 Mafallin: @Peter Pantsless oddly enough, there is a nuclear plant nearby. This is in Amarillo Texas
 Springbok: There's a fence so you don't tread on it
 White Rice: @sparename if they're raising poisonous snakes, they could just name the breed (maybe 2, I don't remember if there's a second one) and be done with it.
 Amy Housewine: Future home of the world's largest poisonous actual size snake farm.
 sparename: At least they might not be venomous, you just can't eat them
 Peter Pantsless: There isn't a nuclear plant nearby, is there?
Image 250834   06-03-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 247382   05-13-18 9:03pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
 Side Boob: @Yam I'm sure it is to juggalos (and Jack O'Neill).
 sparename: .. goes on to explain Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging through the power of contemporary interpretive dance
 Yam: @Side Boob I think the song reached the conclusion that it was fuckin miracles
 Side Boob: Magnets! How do they work?
Image 245826   05-04-18 4:07pm     Uploaded by    queezy farm
 Shay: I keep it classy and use horseradish; grated for classics and creamy for new bestsellers.
 rip odb: @Mad Collager Finnish
 addend: (Ruins eBook reader.)
 Mad Collager: @Teechur And its color was especially appealing, as she was Russian to finish.
 WTF: Don't have a highlighter? Try using mustard instead.
 FabricMan: Those with a more refined palate prefer mustard and relish as a bookmark
 PenguinBartender: @Teechur BOO! HISS!
 Teechur: This student is late in finishing her homework. She has to ketchup on her reading.
 Greifer: @dangerkeith3000 until you try it!
 dangerkeith3000: Now that's just plain silly.
Image 241662   04-09-18 09:37am     Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 stunt nuts: Hair so blond its almost white, and yet skin thats so tan its orange. Truly an artificial life form
 Mr Bleak: All those ... messages ... will be lost, in time ... like graffiti in the rain ... time to dye.
 VeeKay: Roy Batty is bats.
 Greifer: @mammal883 the other one got eaten by a replicant tiger
 mammal883: Hey Roy, What's goin' on?
 Robespierre: Lan Kwai Fong; Wings Hauser steps out
 the snark: Vandalism is cooler when it's in kanji
 Ulillillia: Mike Pence is: The Equalizer
 funny in the wall: Post apocalyptic Vice President
Image 240987   04-05-18 06:07am     Uploaded by    Capital
 kazzy94: Control electronics look like a raspberry pi board.
 Not A Bot: Another successful possession... of the cat this time. The 'dummy' was their son. He got in my way as I was calling down a demon to possess the cat.
 cran vodka: Haha fisheye
Image 238603   03-21-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
 Mr Bleak: I know people like that.
 BavidDowie: same
 Whatever: Good to know that they have finally made library paste an official food group
 Robespierre: Clap Hands, for Hormel ... oh, never mind...
 Scoo: I'm guessing this is just Xanthan gum?
 piranharama: My dancing name
 Mr. Shine: This is SAD.
 funny in the wall: i've got to change nectar stores.
Image 238004   03-18-18 03:03am     Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 Greifer: ok ok... google it yourself... it's damn funny... peter sellars the midnight cat burglar
 Alaskan: The people in this photograph will never recognize me now!
Image 235770   03-04-18 10:26pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
 Jabberwikket: Much better
 Greifer: @White Rice kudos for the proper explanation! didn't think the might bot would let it through... Also, whats taken from the ship returns to the ship... Best regards and no ragrets... greetz G
 White Rice: @VoR not quite: they did a half face swap, in that the guys face (both regular face & dog-shirt face) got replaced with the respective dog faces (his shirt dog face to his face, actual dog face to dogs shirt his face). They kept the spaceship info for some reason, I guess (maybe to ensure people notice their face trickery?)
 VoR: was stolen straight off friendly spaceship?
Image 234607   02-26-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
 Prostata: @redmonkey3 and the rest of us thank you
 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!
 Greifer: mistakes where made
 addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"
 kristy: I think I have to throw up
 Teechur: The water in Flint seems to be getting worse.
 apoxia: Gross
 chunk norris: Overflow drain seen some shit..
 tib gubb: @a robot humans get drunk and do things like this
 Amy Housewine: Spontaneous Sandwich Failure.
 a robot: Jesus Christ WHY
Image 234180   02-24-18 12:11pm     Uploaded by    nanananana
 fullofwind: I bet he likes to do hoodrat stuff with his friends...
Image 206793   10-01-17 2:03pm     Uploaded by    namaste
 DJSnoopMike: Culex courtship?
Image 195826   08-06-17 11:31pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
 kornisjon: There will be consequences. To what, I don't know. But there will be.
 Scoo: I think Mr Stubbs here looks like a 1000 pt kitteh
 Greifer: RIP Mr Stubbs
 Micro Jackson: You woke me up for that?!!!
Image 193553   07-26-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
 Kim: @Felicity I eat bagels and fruit, but if I'm in the wrong part of town, someone may murder me.
 caesar: @Kim House centipedes eat bedbugs and silverfish
 Eleftheros: Slenderbug
 Kim: My basement is full of theese. I don't kill them because they eat the house centipedes.
Image 193064   07-24-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
 addend: (Mauled to death by a blind bear... with excellent hearing and sense of smell.)
 Kim: This tactical fleshlight can get off a bear.
 mrdiron: I know you're probably asking yourself, "did he flash 6 times, or only 5?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've lost track myself. But given this flashlight can blind a bear, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 kinggheedra: sells items that are somehow legal.
 SomeCanadian: But can it do my taxes and upgrade my internet/phone/cable package?
 Donut: That's a lightsaber, you idiot.
 funny in the wall: Is that an S&M thing? I don't like it
Image 192995   07-23-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    Greifer
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