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 tib gubb: nature's way of saying "check it, ladies"
 Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak OK, OK - "Caret" isn't allowed... "facit sejam * facit sejam" then.
 Mr Bleak: Facit sejam2
 Dresdenkeogh: Throws pokeball at bird head
 BavidDowie: ....................................jaunty
 AlexDeLarge: Live-action Darkwing duck looking good.
 Jaunty Shrimp: He done origamied hisself
 flommmm: Come at me bro!
 Knice: How you feel on the rare occasions when you go out in a shirt that has buttons.
Image 259346   07-26-18 11:47pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Warrax: i'm king of the floOoOoOor...
 windows96: Boxing.exe has stopped working. Do you want to restart Boxing.exe?
Image 259257   07-26-18 1:47pm     Uploaded by    gary
 gary: I couldnt add this before I posted, but the passage is from Carl Sagans book Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark. He always inspires me.
 DrinkMixMan: I wouldn't necessarily call Dumber and Dumber and Beavis and Butthead celebrations of ignorance.
 dangerkeith3000: I have a Mathematics degree and a minor in physics and I fucking loved Dumb and Dumber and Beavis and Butthead. There is abssolutely no correlation to liking that stuff and yearning to learn. Your argument is invalid.
 Sauce Packets: True enough, but don't be a snob about it. Not everyone was born with the right kind of brain to be good at STEM
 Frank herbert: TL:DR
 cenecia: I have this book. It's so sadly prophetic. RIP Sagan. We need you more than ever.
 Hyphae: Where is sad button- I need to spend less than 5 seconds to hit that, and then move on, drifting aimlessly in my pointless life, occasionally buying trash to fill the void I cannot name and often do not realize. And perhaps I drift not, but rather fall, like one ball among many- bouncing down a pin box, forming a heap at the bottom. A data point in a standard distribution for a data set of human tragedy, the scope of which will not be seen, except in hindsight
 tib gubb: you predicted this in the late 90's? what a luminary
Image 259246   07-26-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    gary
 jazzjunkie: @Starky15 Ask a fish head anything you want to -- they wont answer, they cant talk!
 savvoy: A true chef wastes nothing, but then the artist can't make a point about consumerist society using scrap cardboard
 lecj07: "Seriously? I died so you could a small chunk of my body and throw the rest in the garbage? Fucking chefs."
 Starky15: Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!
Image 241666   04-09-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    gary
 ashton: So thats who Sally was talking to
 Nope: This hole was made for meeeeeeeeee
 Mad Collager: This drawing is on-point.
 grizzly: Literally said "oh, that's fuckin' rad."
Image 239029   03-24-18 09:47am     Uploaded by    gary
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan shhhhhhh doot tell anyone!
 Mister Beef: And I also want "BEST IN PEACE" on my tombstone
 tina: Poor @fanny your husband died so young :(
 Annoying Vegan : Is @fanny a ghost?!
 fanny: mods, please update my username to fanny fidler
 nimbus: Why weren't they buried in a rooftop garden?
 barfolomew: @Peter Pantsless Harry and Fanny Fidler.
 Peter Pantsless: Also "fanny fidler" hehehe
 Peter Pantsless: NOOOOOOO
Image 234489   02-25-18 7:31pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Robespierre: This'll look good in your Cave, Nick
 apoxia: @copunter He had two. They were twins.
 savvoy: My Little Sheeple
 copunter: @Nope I did not know that. Didn't even know he had a son. That's horrible.
 Nope: @copunter Hey man, his son died.
 copunter: rerelease with different cover art? feel like he's already put this album out before
Image 232893   02-16-18 8:58pm     Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
 Shay: 5-second rule doesn't really apply like that...
 BavidDowie: Clean table club
 sumo: *URGLE*
Image 232110   02-12-18 2:31pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Bluetocracy: I can see my planet from here!
 SpaceCow: Unfortunately, the entire fleet was eaten by a small dog.
 Not A Bot: Now let's see him go through the metal detector
 Mr. Butt: Later, shitlords!
 kornisjon: Take that, universe!
 WotGives: @Bagels Humanmade craft leaving atmo?
 pawsies: *tiny whooooosh*
 Bagels: Without Google image search, I would never be able to figure out what this is
Image 230995   02-06-18 06:26am     Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 BavidDowie: Your sign will change zero of those minds, so thanks for preaching to the choir I guess
 westerner: @Yurishiro Except on a sign. However, she should have capitalised Is and not capitalised A
 moogerator: Minus one point for failing to use the word 'sufficiently' between a and valid.
 Derp Herpigan: Back of the sign reads "Evidence Trumps Opinion" you don't know how much that hurt my eyes trying to find out.
 Rachelina: Your Putting Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Word Makes Anything You Say An Invalid Argument.
Image 226588   01-13-18 10:09am     Uploaded by    gary
 TurkeyVulture: Bearmageddon.
 Whatever: Well the second amendment says we have the right to arm bears according to dyslexic conservative talkers
 a robot: @illBilliam Eh, that's fine. There are worse ways to go.
 illBilliam: This is how the world ends
 sir toke a lot: You said the right to bear arms
 static xyz: The Future - if the Internet has its say.
 Amy Housewine: pew pew pew
 sparename: The Bruindestructibles
Image 226585   01-13-18 09:47am     Uploaded by    gary
 dobbiesdoogs: fabirdo
Image 224976   01-04-18 9:31pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Catcat: @ChubbyBuddy Bernie would have won.
 Dominus Umbrae: Heh. Welcome Aboard.
 mrmrmr: @Yurishiro oo
 queezy farm: If this comment doesn't get a thousand +s, the Spaceship is broken.
 Spazstatic: @Ulillillia but your comment was before moonmoon commented and it's italicized. I could swear I've seen manually typed replies and then the person comments and it didn't italicize after the fact.
 Ulillillia: @Spazstatic It only sends a reply notification if the user has already commented on the image.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic oh, it's a @Moonmoon thing only. :(
 Spazstatic: @winwolf also, your @Moonmoon italicized, did it actually send a reply notification? Does this only work for @Moonmoon? Is it only your special power? Can I type @fanny and get a notification sent to her? (Sorry if it did!)
 Mr. Shine: This user just got the rainbow badge.
 ChubbyBuddy: am i in the twilight zone? they rigged it for bernie??
 snekeyes: What in the... I though the score was part of the image at first. (Narrator - "It wasn't").
 Knice: Sweet baby Jeebus, look at that score!
 Side Boob: That's a lot of RAD
 winwolf: I do love this image... So much going on there. I mean, the guy in the purple shades, he's clearly seen some shit. (Bernie?)
 Ulillillia: @winwolf I'm not sure but @Bernie 2016 will give you eternal gratitude
 winwolf: @Moonmoon Wow! Have I unlocked an unknown Purple Power?
 Derp Herpigan: 24375 points. Holy.....
 Moonmoon: @winwolf Your wish is our command.
 Ulillillia: We miss you, hissed the Rock Cats
 deeeeeeeez: "Why don't you have a seat over here..."
 winwolf: If this doesnt get a thousand RADs, the Spaceship is broken.
Image 206773   10-01-17 11:47am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Image JMA   12-20-17 08:33am     Uploaded by    gary
 charlemagne: you shouldn't be picking your nose in the first place
 Teechur: @ElitrArceus5100 What we DO know, however, is that if we keep it out of its habitat for much longer, we won't need to worry about its dastardly plan.
 ElitrArceus5100: What we don't know is that exposing it to water will cause it to multiply and feeding it after midnight will make it evil.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Yam i could never stay mad at it even after it enacted its dastardly plan.
 Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Pretty cute, though.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "i am the doom bringer!!! i will destroy after i destroy all that you love! i will defile your corpse!"
Image 220900   12-14-17 09:09am     Uploaded by    gary
 Spazstatic: Mmm, mmm, MMM!
 grizzly: Give us a kiss!
 BavidDowie: I LOVE muthafukin leefs!
Image 207252   10-03-17 7:47pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Brain Thoughts: Quit that Wendy, the bear trap is not a toy!
Image 194056   07-28-17 11:54pm     Uploaded by    gary
 sirgallium: I forgot about how awesome it is to stick googly eyes on random things.... must buy some...
 BavidDowie: I love public art shit like this. I want to paint the HVAC unit on the bld across the street into a giant Chinese dragon.
 well duh: It was a, Gas me-ter!
 Butcherboy: But it wasn't a rock!
 Butcherboy: But it wasn't a rock!
Image 194023   07-28-17 8:47pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Hosebag: I think I went to high school with this guy.
 grizzly: Haaaaww!!
 a robot: @Quackzy Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN
 Hosebag: BUT MA!!!!!!!!!
 Horatio: I swear man, the doot was thiiiiiiis long.
 Warrax: This cartoon creature expired in a state of shock.
 apoxia: Look at dem teef
 Rembo Prundus: Built in steam punk goggles!
 DrinkMixMan: err, this:…
 DrinkMixMan: I'm not sure what this is, but I imagine it sounds like this:…
 Mr Shifty: Gibbon doot I suspect. Them arms tho.
 Quackzy: Is this a bat?
 Sandor: What the doot?
 Knice: Fucking Jesus, @hat thrab does it again. Another radvote frightened outta me.
 sparename: GWA - Fuck Da Vin-ci...
Image 189789   07-07-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 KickassHellyeah: Roly loly @Bluetocracy!
 kristy: A word square
 annterland: Yes, yes they do.
 grizzly: @Annoying Vegan I was thinking about it way too hard.
 Bluetocracy: What the hell is this? I ordered the soup!
 DrinkMixMan: Beer (AKA beeeeeeer)
 Annoying Vegan : Took me a while
 SomeCanadian: I'm gonna need a drink to figure this out
 FabricMan: It's rad, in a dad joke kind of way
 Sandor: @Nope Do I know what rhetorical means?
 Nope: It's a statement not a question
Image 190177   07-09-17 2:09pm     Uploaded by    gary
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