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 gary's Aggro-Gator

 Bu7Z: Mua-mua
 annterland: I think I'm turning Penguinese, I really think so.
 Ulillillia: RIP Club Penguin
 Hosebag: @Butcherboy They'll never catch us now! Oh that's right, they can swim.
 Lestrange: Voiced by Carlo Bonomi, incredible guy, didn't even have to work from a script.
 Butcherboy: Are you full of fish? Not completely full. Then let's fish
 Warrax: Would you like Bing to translate this?
Image 163182   02-19-17 4:26pm   Views: 3535   Uploaded by    gary
 Warrax: I rad all the Butthorns. They are the platonic ideal of banality, and there's something to be said for that kind of perfection.
 Wet farts: Anytime I see a mascot related pic it reminds me that I don't have a mascot plushie. That makes me sad. But this image is RAD.
 fanny: the only buttonhorn i've ever radded. love it @Ulillillia
 A duck: More like RADHORN
 Knice: Hahahah! Nice. @Ulillillia.
 a robot: Hey, this would have also worked if Mascot was holding a "rad" instead, because ol' Butthorn is disappointed about EVERYTHING
 scribbs: Haha. Awesome.
 Peter Pantsless: I like aggro-horn!
 a robot: Top work @Ulillillia! Love it!
Image 162635   02-16-17 6:31pm   Views: 102568   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 Zampano: @AGGRO-GATOR MOD how is that casual racism when I myself am an African American?
 Telkwa: I swear Conservation Officer, it was the tiniest bull moose I ever die see.
 Dick Inspector: Metal AF, but I feel sorry for them being used as medicine.
 Prostata: so goth he shits bats
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Hey, @Zampano, fun fact: You just did! And you've won the -20,000 XP prize for casual racism.
 Zampano: Insert black cock joke here
 Bluetocracy: This rooster could be a logo for something.
 tokyopig: Needs more sheen. This one is too matte.
 scribbs: "Well, Sheriff, he was already feathered..."
 Moe Burt: Ask your doctor if black cock is right for you.
 smarkles: I've read a few articles about these. All black chickens that go for a lot of money, typically used in folk medicine or other superstition type thing. Luck, curses, etc. The most valuable are black through and through. Not just the feathers and skin, but the organs, bones and membranes as well. Only the blood is red, and there are rumors of black blooded chickens, but it is regarded as implausible.
 Theta Zero: I'll have an entendre and make it a double.
Image 161570   02-11-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    gary
 ClockworkJackalope: and thats fuckin teaaamwork
 Bluetocracy: Hey, Kemosabe.
 enfanta: Johnny Depp wannabe.
 enfanta: Johnny Depp wannabe.
 LKoroton: ...on the shoulders of giants
Image 161532   02-10-17 10:09pm     Uploaded by    gary
 scribbs: I enjoy him on the Big Fat Quiz, but he's never as funny as he should be.
 Teechur: To use a Squatty Potty, you must actually have one.
 Bu7Z: Oi fantasy man, they is wimins boots innit
 UseYourName: @Bu7Z is he a moon?
 wolfpk: The Kiss reject.
 wolfpk: The Kiss reject.
 tokyopig: Mr. Bolan I presume?
 Bu7Z: Is he a boy? Is he a girl? Ooh I don't think I mind
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for Noel Fielding. Mighty Boosh is awesome.
 WaffleIron: If he posted more he'd be purple by now.
Image 161351   02-09-17 11:26pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 jazzjunkie: Scarfolk strikes again
 Whatever: The irony is, most drug laws were passed to legislate morality and reduce competition to beer & tobacco companies, who rewarded political hacks with large bags of money...
 wolfpk: Let's face it, the drugs they perscibe to kids today do pretty much the same thing.
 wolfpk: Let's face it, the drugs they perscibe to kids today do pretty much the same thing.
Image 159232   01-29-17 9:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Noremak: @SomeCanadian No political slap fights or racist punching.
 ignatz: I lik everyone #159291
 whiplash: Pictures like this make me regret never having children. Which is weird, because MOST Friendly Spaceship pics make me GLAD I never procreated.
 addend: Liking everyone is like liking no one.
 tokyopig: Actually this is a young Kellyanne Conway. The image was leaked as part of a portfolio of compromising materials gathered by a rival member of the Trump cabinet.
 WaffleIron: This too will change.
 SomeCanadian: Some of them deserve a good punch to the face on camera. @a robot
 Warrax: Hang on to that as long as you can, kid.
 a robot: It's good to be nice to people, cute kid. But it's ok to NOT like racists, Nazis and white supremacists. Those guys are poopy heads.
 Scoo: The innocence of youth
 Mr. Butt: I hope this gets to 1000 points.
Image 159239   01-29-17 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Teechur: I can almost hear the cutest "pew pew pew"
 scribbs: I'm sorry, but this is adorable.
 sparename: "AT-one, Purl-one"
Image 153744   01-01-17 04:26am     Uploaded by    gary
 Coolguy: Trying to read the comic...
 Ulillillia: Someone drew a penis on his face
 scribbs: Upload score stuck at 999. Wondering who to call to sign up and vote Rad without them thinking you're batshit crazy.
 Shay: Congratulations! Your upload just hit 300 points!
 fanny: this is great @Scoo!
 Mr. Butt: Lots of pink there, Mr. Popular.
 Knice: Go 'way! 'Gatin'!!
Image 157621   01-21-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mad Collager: In the post-Trump era, laws were passed requiring egotists chasing paparazzi to identify themselves.
 scribbs: Looked away from the mirror just long enough to see that this is brilliant. Back to looking at me!!!
Image 157688   01-21-17 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 a robot: Ready to rain DEATH upon some unsuspecting antelope
 Scoo: "Yes, fire department? My cat is stuck up in a tree!"
 Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.
Image 156323   01-14-17 2:03pm     Uploaded by    gary
 redmonkey3: Remember Remember the 5th of November... and make your own!
 WaffleIron: Why isn't this scarfolk township?
 gary: Public goods be damned
 LaeMi: That's okay, I will sneak some dangerous 3rd-world ones in from across the channel and have my own.
 Frank herbert: If you dont have a ticket do you get a ticket?
 Sadbot: Careful now
 ignatz: The law is an asshole
 Peter Pantsless: So THAT'S what those guys were doing #154143
 tritium: Municipal Ventures Inc owns the area of the sky between 12 and 36 degrees. Unauthorized transmission, recording or viewing will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
 ping: Instructions unclear: now pregnant.
 jochenau: *parks on top of the policeman's foot*
Image 154168   01-03-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    gary
 LieutenantTofu: Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Still not ironic btw
 Frank herbert: There is no spoon
 duckfarts: my spoon is just right
 addend: (Scoops another handful from the cereal box while standing at the sink.)
 Marsh Darsh: My Spoon is to BIG!
 a robot: *Flips table over*
 Warrax: It's traditional to play Soundgarden's hit song "Spoonman" while waiting to eat a green salad and half a grilled cheese sandwich with water, orange juice (blood), and grain alcohol on the third Wednesday after labor day in odd-numbered years. You'd know this if you weren't a filthy pleb. That is, in fact, too goddamned many forks tho.
 Peter Pantsless: I had no idea there were so many ways to shovel garbage into my face-hole
 Yam: I call bullshit. No place setting would have this many forks and only two plates... maybe it's a good thing I'm losing my job at the china shop...
 ignatz: My spoon is too bigoh, sokay
Image 153096   12-28-16 9:41pm     Uploaded by    berlin
 jazzjunkie: [thwap] [thwap] [thwap] [thwap]
 Teechur: Time for Teletubbies!
 scribbs: @Peach Me too :-)
 Peach: @scribbs This is now the reason I love them.
 scribbs: I have a friend who hates fern sprouts because they look like zombie squirrel paws digging out of the ground.
 ThatGuy: @WaffleIron it's a pea sprout!
 jochenau: The rare Malaysian Drillplant is known for boring holes in other trees. Very slowly.
 WaffleIron: Is it edible?
Image 153731   01-01-17 01:54am     Uploaded by    gary
 a robot: Pangolins are rad
 scribbs: @whiplash Artiloth?
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic username/upload combo.
 Spazstatic: Sandshrew!
 whiplash: At last, my genetic experiment reaches fruition! A cross between a sloth and an artichoke! I call it...a Slothichoke!
Image 151823   12-22-16 2:26pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Kess: My favorite animal! Beautiful and horrifying creepy in equal measure!
 a sedated moose: Octopii are definitely one of my favorite animals.
 chhumphrey: Suckers!
 DrinkMixMan: Aw, look at that 'puss.
Image 151197   12-19-16 12:03pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Aemuli: @Air Biscuit *gasp* Twist!
 Air Biscuit: @Aemuli ahh but you fail to notice the true clue on the bench in the lower right. What could the circle with the line through it mean!?!
 Minx: With a reble yell...
 Science: Slick and Sam were here.
 cArdent: @Aemuli I'm pretty sure the only difference is that National Treasure has Nicolas Cage and is therefore superior (or at least somewhat more entertaining).
 LaeMi: Welcome to purgatory.
 addend: Confirmed, the End is upon us.
 carpwoman: Oh hell no.
 Aemuli: You don't fool me! Underneath those tiles is another clue to find the true grail! Or Cibola. I keep getting the DaVinci Code and National Treasure franchise mixed up. It's led to me being thrown out of a lot of places.
 mwoody: I couldn't do it. I couldn't sit there once a Sunday/Saturday/whatever and stare at it. I'd have to change religions.
 Gomi Day: @grizzly @!#?@!
 grizzly: Qbert be like 'fuk dat'
 Scoo: The Church of St. Qbert
 White Rice: Nobody will notice, the pew's going over it!
 duckfarts: yarrrrrrrrr get diggin' ye landlubbers, i want me treasure before dawn breaks
 Higdec: One Job
Image 151087   12-18-16 8:31pm     Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 itskando: Balloon animal skills: level pro
 San DoDo: When I say jump you say how high
 tib gubb: this is going on my tinder profile right now.
 Go Lingan: I believe you can fly *whack* I believe you can touch the sky *whack*
 fumbduck: Don't feed your girlfriend helium.
 jazzjunkie: Lipizzaner or Pegasus?
Image 150556   12-16-16 02:26am     Uploaded by    gary
 addend: #149387.
 Supermansbrother: Eeeeradicator.
 scribbs: Next time dress preppy, so that when you get caught, you can claim that you were just passing through.
 guest: @Peter Pantsless my dude that is a forehand
 Peter Pantsless: Talk about a killer backhand!
Image 150468   12-15-16 5:47pm     Uploaded by    gary
 SpaceCow: Buffalo Bill's cousin William.
 whiplash: Elephant Man? Psh! We do it better in 'Murica!
 Jayfu: Buffalo soldier
 LogicKitty: @ThatGuy I think it's a Buffalo Bill
 ThatGuy: Is this Buffalo Springfield?
 ignatz: BrokenHeartBuffaloHorn
Image 149880   12-12-16 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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