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 gary's Aggro-Gator

 Hosebag: Snake eyes.
 Snake Jesus: How did it end up like this / It was only a hiss / It was only a hiss
 Mad Collager: Got your nose and brow ridge!
 Lestrange: Kissy snake wuvs you
 A duck: @SunWukong: No bitey, snek! No bitey!
 Otterman: Mmmwaa! Big kiss!
 Noremak: @Amy Housewine Instructions unclear...
 Amy Housewine: Snoot-to-snoot boop attempt went wrong.
 VoR: I am not enjoying this.
 Jabberwikket: Stay on target, STAY ON TARGET !
 Aemuli: Aww, i love you too Mister Snuggles. Now please let go of my face
 SunWukong: Why you headbutt Snek?
 Knice: Boop!
 a sedated moose: Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Image 168437   03-19-17 3:03pm   Views: 109619   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 androbot: RIP to the master.
 addend: (Advanced alien civilization fails to recognize analog media.)
 Lestrange: *introspective rad*
 FabricMan: @Whatever I don't know what Barry said, but apparently Sagan wanted to include "Here Comes the Sun" on the record, but EMI wanted too much money.
 A duck: @a robot: Given the high radiation environment of space, the record mounted on the Voyager spacecraft is always getting a high Rad dosage.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Aliens, we gift you Rock'n Roll... Thank you Mr. Chuck Berry RIP
 Whatever: I wonder what royalties he got for the reproduction - or did Carl Sagan just admit he was pirating music?
 Telkwa: Go, go Johnny Go...
 a robot: It's hard to get more rad than this!
 Scoo: Super rad!
Image 168445   03-19-17 3:54pm   Views: 112574   Uploaded by    winwolf
 bigbison: same here @Scoo
 Scoo: Wampug
Image 168810   03-21-17 2:54pm   Views: 55521   Uploaded by    gary
 Jaunty Shrimp: I've been in lubb with Duran Duran since I was 11. Simon Lebon is a genius poet/lyricist/philosopher.
 Amy Housewine: Roberto's new transport business.
 Lestrange: Stalked on the highway too close to hide, I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
 winwolf: @WaffleIron Best comment ever. But now I hate you, because that song is stuck in my head.
 WaffleIron: Her name is Rio and she drives a lighting van, Out on the highways of the splendid Netherlands!
 Sandor: Wild vans! Wild vans!
Image 168242   03-18-17 1:54pm   Views: 142232   Uploaded by    gary
 chhumphrey: For their next trick they need a giant motorcycle
Image 166325   03-08-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    gary
 Frank herbert: @Peter Pantsless thanks for the acknowledgement buddy
 Spazstatic: I'm also glad I scrolled through this. When do you think the friendliest of spaceships will support manually tagging users?
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless o7 CMDR
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless You rock, my partially-clad Spacefriend. :-)
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless But thanks for thinking of me. You're sweet, you pantsless weirdo.
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless Yay! Internet friends! We're like real friends, but we're less reliable and you know nothing about us! :D
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless what a nice post to wake up to :)
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless Keep on rockin'!
 Lestrange: @Peter Pantsless *tips hat*
 Peter Pantsless: @hat thrab :D
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED :D
 Fancy Clown: Nice love-in and all guys but I wanted to let you know that nailed that one about houseboats.
 Peter Pantsless: Hot damn! That's a goddamn party right there *fist bump* You my dawg @Peach. Get it, grrrl
 Peach: @Peter Pantsless Are you ready for this? My #1 crush, who's name also happens to be Peter, drove an hour to bring me a bag of, um, "oregano". Then we spent the whole night playing with the dogs and watching "Black Mirror".
 AverageJoe: "ooh, the second page of the exam was hard as heck..." "second page?"
 Peter Pantsless: @Peach *oils up left click to prepare for impending rad votes* So what happened on your fantastic night?
 hajjpodge: Jokes on you I have no confidence, bitch.
 Peter Pantsless: Oh crap! I knew I shouldn't have posted that because I knew I couldn't find everybody. I missed users like @Frank herbert. Turns out it's hard to make a list of all the people you like, especially in a place like this
 Frank herbert: @Peter Pantsless and your pantsless
 Peach: @Peter Pantsless WOAH, I was already having a fantastic night, and then I logged on to see this! I've been slacking on my uploads lately, but your words have inspired me to max out my queue. ALL 15 PICTURES ARE DEDICATED TO YOU AND THERE ARE SOME REAL DOOZIES, TO BE HONEST.
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Shit I already have more. Screw you guys for being so awesome and memorable
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny @Mr. Butt @sadbot @Scoo @LaeMi @VoR @SomeCanadian @SomeOtherCanadian @Poop van Pants @Knice @Ignatz @Peach @ping @Teechur @Nope @San DoDo @Hat Thrab @LeStrange @NoRagrets @Headoftheclass @WTF @Wet Farts @Mr. Shine @carpwoman @Micro Jackson @ThatGuy @a duck @duckfarts @Supermansbrother @Shay @DrinkMixMan @Musician @Mexico @funny in the wall @Warrax @Derp Herpigan @Spaztastic @WaffleIron @questionable @AnnoyingVegan @Borkf oh jesus, I'm just listing AG users now, aren't I? Point is, I can't undermine your confidence because you're all funny as Hell. Oh, damn, and how could anybody forget @a robot? If you feel like I forgot you, I didn't, I just got sick of typing and it turns out I have way more friends than I realize :)
Image 156040   01-12-17 11:32pm     Uploaded by    celtic
 DrinkMixMan: So THAT's how they work!
 Micro Jackson: That auto-rewind is a killer
 Snake Jesus: And that's how I broke my Walkman
 Warrax: It's just all "Eye of the Tiger" over and over on both cassettes.
Image 165399   03-03-17 11:09am     Uploaded by    gary
 VoR: Mewscot. From the makers of The Fly.
 Peter Pantsless: This...this is my spirit animal
 hat thrab: YES.
 Ulillillia: Mascot is nice
 Dresdenkeogh: This is my cat, M.C. Thresher. He's friendlier than he looks
Image 164283   02-25-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    EH
 Jaunty Shrimp: @annterland good thing I read your comment before posting, it's the same one that came to my mind
 tokyopig: It's called HAWWWHG-HAGHHHhh-HAWWWGHhh-guh, "Penguinese" is *your* word.
 Bu7Z: Mua-mua
 annterland: I think I'm turning Penguinese, I really think so.
 Ulillillia: RIP Club Penguin
 Hosebag: @Butcherboy They'll never catch us now! Oh that's right, they can swim.
 Lestrange: Voiced by Carlo Bonomi, incredible guy, didn't even have to work from a script.
 Butcherboy: Are you full of fish? Not completely full. Then let's fish
 Warrax: Would you like Bing to translate this?
Image 163182   02-19-17 4:26pm     Uploaded by    gary
 Warrax: I rad all the Butthorns. They are the platonic ideal of banality, and there's something to be said for that kind of perfection.
 Wet farts: Anytime I see a mascot related pic it reminds me that I don't have a mascot plushie. That makes me sad. But this image is RAD.
 fanny: the only buttonhorn i've ever radded. love it @Ulillillia
 A duck: More like RADHORN
 Knice: Hahahah! Nice. @Ulillillia.
 a robot: Hey, this would have also worked if Mascot was holding a "rad" instead, because ol' Butthorn is disappointed about EVERYTHING
 scribbs: Haha. Awesome.
 Peter Pantsless: I like aggro-horn!
 a robot: Top work @Ulillillia! Love it!
Image 162635   02-16-17 6:31pm     Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 Zampano: @AGGRO-GATOR MOD how is that casual racism when I myself am an African American?
 Telkwa: I swear Conservation Officer, it was the tiniest bull moose I ever die see.
 Dick Inspector: Metal AF, but I feel sorry for them being used as medicine.
 Prostata: so goth he shits bats
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Hey, @Zampano, fun fact: You just did! And you've won the -20,000 XP prize for casual racism.
 Zampano: Insert black cock joke here
 Bluetocracy: This rooster could be a logo for something.
 tokyopig: Needs more sheen. This one is too matte.
 scribbs: "Well, Sheriff, he was already feathered..."
 Moe Burt: Ask your doctor if black cock is right for you.
 smarkles: I've read a few articles about these. All black chickens that go for a lot of money, typically used in folk medicine or other superstition type thing. Luck, curses, etc. The most valuable are black through and through. Not just the feathers and skin, but the organs, bones and membranes as well. Only the blood is red, and there are rumors of black blooded chickens, but it is regarded as implausible.
 Theta Zero: I'll have an entendre and make it a double.
Image 161570   02-11-17 03:03am     Uploaded by    gary
 ClockworkJackalope: and thats fuckin teaaamwork
 Bluetocracy: Hey, Kemosabe.
 enfanta: Johnny Depp wannabe.
 enfanta: Johnny Depp wannabe.
 LKoroton: ...on the shoulders of giants
Image 161532   02-10-17 10:09pm     Uploaded by    gary
 scribbs: I enjoy him on the Big Fat Quiz, but he's never as funny as he should be.
 Teechur: To use a Squatty Potty, you must actually have one.
 Bu7Z: Oi fantasy man, they is wimins boots innit
 UseYourName: @Bu7Z is he a moon?
 wolfpk: The Kiss reject.
 wolfpk: The Kiss reject.
 tokyopig: Mr. Bolan I presume?
 Bu7Z: Is he a boy? Is he a girl? Ooh I don't think I mind
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for Noel Fielding. Mighty Boosh is awesome.
 WaffleIron: If he posted more he'd be purple by now.
Image 161351   02-09-17 11:26pm     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 jazzjunkie: Scarfolk strikes again
 Whatever: The irony is, most drug laws were passed to legislate morality and reduce competition to beer & tobacco companies, who rewarded political hacks with large bags of money...
 wolfpk: Let's face it, the drugs they perscibe to kids today do pretty much the same thing.
 wolfpk: Let's face it, the drugs they perscibe to kids today do pretty much the same thing.
Image 159232   01-29-17 9:03pm     Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Noremak: @SomeCanadian No political slap fights or racist punching.
 ignatz: I lik everyone #159291
 whiplash: Pictures like this make me regret never having children. Which is weird, because MOST Friendly Spaceship pics make me GLAD I never procreated.
 addend: Liking everyone is like liking no one.
 tokyopig: Actually this is a young Kellyanne Conway. The image was leaked as part of a portfolio of compromising materials gathered by a rival member of the Trump cabinet.
 WaffleIron: This too will change.
 SomeCanadian: Some of them deserve a good punch to the face on camera. @a robot
 Warrax: Hang on to that as long as you can, kid.
 a robot: It's good to be nice to people, cute kid. But it's ok to NOT like racists, Nazis and white supremacists. Those guys are poopy heads.
 Scoo: The innocence of youth
 Mr. Butt: I hope this gets to 1000 points.
Image 159239   01-29-17 9:47pm     Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Teechur: I can almost hear the cutest "pew pew pew"
 scribbs: I'm sorry, but this is adorable.
 sparename: "AT-one, Purl-one"
Image 153744   01-01-17 04:26am     Uploaded by    gary
 Coolguy: Trying to read the comic...
 Ulillillia: Someone drew a penis on his face
 scribbs: Upload score stuck at 999. Wondering who to call to sign up and vote Rad without them thinking you're batshit crazy.
 Shay: Congratulations! Your upload just hit 300 points!
 fanny: this is great @Scoo!
 Mr. Butt: Lots of pink there, Mr. Popular.
 Knice: Go 'way! 'Gatin'!!
Image 157621   01-21-17 10:09am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mad Collager: In the post-Trump era, laws were passed requiring egotists chasing paparazzi to identify themselves.
 scribbs: Looked away from the mirror just long enough to see that this is brilliant. Back to looking at me!!!
Image 157688   01-21-17 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 a robot: Ready to rain DEATH upon some unsuspecting antelope
 Scoo: "Yes, fire department? My cat is stuck up in a tree!"
 Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.
Image 156323   01-14-17 2:03pm     Uploaded by    gary
 redmonkey3: Remember Remember the 5th of November... and make your own!
 WaffleIron: Why isn't this scarfolk township?
 gary: Public goods be damned
 LaeMi: That's okay, I will sneak some dangerous 3rd-world ones in from across the channel and have my own.
 Frank herbert: If you dont have a ticket do you get a ticket?
 Sadbot: Careful now
 ignatz: The law is an asshole
 Peter Pantsless: So THAT'S what those guys were doing #154143
 tritium: Municipal Ventures Inc owns the area of the sky between 12 and 36 degrees. Unauthorized transmission, recording or viewing will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
 ping: Instructions unclear: now pregnant.
 jochenau: *parks on top of the policeman's foot*
Image 154168   01-03-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    gary
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