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 flushpuppy's Aggro-Gator

 Mr. Shine: @Knice *Crashing guitar riffs*
 Air Biscuit: Portable easter island.
 Knice: #Gotta keep 'em corrugated#
 craftjunk: Hello fellow packaging designer. Are you using Artios?
 drilldo: My cat would love to scratch the shit out of this. Cardboard is her favorite scratching surface.
Image 204807   09-21-17 12:58pm   Views: 29501   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Felicity: True
 Not A Bot: Ah, the Friendly Dentist is also my favorite masturbatory position.
 Prostata: too honest
 piranharama: I like Limohorn
Image 204680   09-20-17 8:10pm   Views: 53189   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Robespierre: That's quite the posh clutch you have there.
 Haute and sweaty: Oh dear oh dear, the duchess! I shall be quite late!
 Yurishiro: "I'm ready for tiny shopping!"
 Meow: heavens!
Image 204547   09-20-17 03:37am   Views: 57890   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Robespierre: @Wet farts Correctamundo ... uh, for the most part. DEFEND BROOKLYN!
 EH: Where the grass is green and the girls are- no?... ok.
 Air Biscuit: @Wet farts the pizza is nice.
 AlexDeLarge: @Wet farts Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and C.H.U.D.s.
 Wet farts: Page one: just don't fuckin come. Nothing there except traffic, assholes, high rent and overpriced everything.
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 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 Dr. Bathroom: WikiHow presents, "How to Die".
 Felicity: Later shitlord
 sparename: OOBE dooby-doooo
 Dr Awkward: Human version of #203074
Image 203279   09-13-17 6:49pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Spazstatic: I'd ride it to work.
 Ted Hebert: After the star wars, R2D2 had a pretty rough go of it. He would do just about anything if it could help support his dear aunt Edna.
Image 201019   09-02-17 09:08am     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Mr Bleak: Non-competitive hide and seek: nobody hides, everybody seeks.
 Side Boob: *Life is unfair*
 Teechur: This is our "Get Along" hallway.
 Air Biscuit: NEW! From the people who brought you planking...
 Felicity: Recharging
 WTF: The Blair Witch Project 4: Witchie McWallface
 drtofu: Okay, so that's not creepy AT ALL
 Himesama: "Yes I know he hit you that doesn't mean you can hit him. If you see your brothers fighting why are you just laughing?"
Image 200762   08-31-17 11:09pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 sparename: Then, at the end of the massage, she asked if I would like a wank.. "Oh, yes please" I replied, so she left the room and 10 minutes came back and said "Have you finished yet?"
Image 200744   08-31-17 9:37pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Robespierre: Oh yeah? I'd imagine that a receiving package from Fake Food Japan could shatter it quicker.
 Wet farts: @tib gubb I once incinerated a giant paper wasp nest with a propane weed torch. It was very satisfying.
 Wet farts: Or puppies.
 funny in the wall: illusions of manliness are for disgusting macho manchildren. real men know the limits of their bravery
 Knice: I harbor no such illusions.
 tib gubb: yeah they aren't that bad if you're packing a flamethrower tbh
 WaffleIron: Only when they swarm and sting, which they don't, mostly.
Image 200476   08-30-17 3:38pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Skaalar: @Side Boob They're also superb for making slushies
 Rev80: This is what happens when a dirtbike hears Rancid for the first time and thinks it is a hardcore punk-rocker
 Side Boob: These are motorcycle tires for ice racing. I don't know why I know this.
 hajjpodge: Tour de Fury Road
 Catcat: Active aggressive cyclists!
 piranharama: The wheels of state
 addend: In Soviet Russia, tire punctures /you/.
Image 200191   08-29-17 02:07am     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 addend: Above the eyebrows, a middle-aged man.
 Spazstatic: I can relate. 2-3 month olds are awful. I cried on more than one occasion, though according to the doctors he was colic-y.
 WTF: "What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?"
 savvoy: Okay, she raised me, and I turned out alright.
 a robot: Babies are terrifying.
Image 199147   08-23-17 7:59pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Shay: Yes! Yes! Dance my children!!! Dance---*SLAM*
 VoR: Pretty sweet theatre!
Image 199111   08-23-17 4:59pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.
 Wet farts: Tuberculosis. No, wait, that doesn't rhyme at all.
 Mr. Shine: Tuk-tuk
 DrinkMixMan: mukluk
 Bu7Z: Kunt loving mother fucking kunt fuck
 Air Biscuit: Tuck
 dangerkeith3000: suck a fuck
 PenguinBartender: n'yuck, n'yuck.
 Bu7Z: Firetruck
 Scoo: Very small rocks
 Ihminen: duck
 Side Boob: Cluck
 Donut: Chuckamuck
 Mexico: muck
 Mexico: puck
 Mexico: tuck
 Mexico: yuck
 a robot: woodchuck
 Gomi Day: @grizzly oh, NOW you've gone and done it.
 grizzly: fuck
 Ulillillia: @a duck
 Mr. Butt: struck
 Mr. Butt: stuck
 Mr. Butt: amok
 Mr. Butt: pluck
 Mr. Butt: schmuck
 Mr. Butt: shuck
 Mr. Butt: cluck
 Mr. Butt: chuck
 Mr. Butt: buck
 Mr. Butt: suck
 Mr. Butt: truck
 Mr. Butt: luck
Image 199040   08-23-17 08:48am     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 WaffleIron: @Greifer : more like AND he gets a new pair of jeans.
 Greifer: @WaffleIron but he gets a brand new pair of jeans
 WaffleIron: Spoiler alert: he gets tied up and used as a sex slave.
Image 198844   08-22-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Bu7Z: Hooker, just testing
 DangitBobby: I mean, i know that costs extra, but COME ON!
 DangitBobby: What if i have to comment on a picture of an actual grizzly bear? You know, the ones that eat out of a stream and poop in the woods?
 DangitBobby: @DangitBobby lolwut? Some sort of autocorrect, huh?
 DangitBobby: Homer, you have it set on "grizzly bear"!
Image 198319   08-19-17 4:32pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit To hide their numbers.
 Air Biscuit: The ants are only marching 1 by 1. Its total gridlock!
Image 197957   08-17-17 7:21pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Mr Bleak: Mmmm! A room with a pooh!
 Mr Shifty: Seems somewhat unnecessary
 addend: "No, I said push the stools over there."
 Mr. Shine: How's about NO!
 Teechur: That's what I think of my Ass-istant Principud.
 Shay: Hey kids, wanna know where brown marshmallows come from?!?
 BavidDowie: Appears to have some sort of blockage
Image 197170   08-13-17 8:04pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 El hefe: I.T. Internet Things
 KrazyKat: Must have missed this episode of madame secretary.
 mrwiffler: @WTF Don't know what sort of weird fantasy world you're living in..
 WTF: They should have people act while saying this, record it and show it on TV for everyone to enjoy.
 mrwiffler: Mediocrity confirmed. Ok, I'll stop now.
 Catcat: HAH NERDS
Image 195932   08-07-17 3:22pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 El hefe: You can tell by her shorts she just got done with her shift at Hooters
 some guy : @grandma What what?
 Aufziehvogel: Getting the name of your child tattooed is not that cool when your child is 44 y.o. by now
 Shay: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, but now she's pissed and gone hardcore.
 addend: Ragrets this choice.
 karmakat: your face might get stuck like that grandma.
Image 195664   08-06-17 03:47am     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 dangerkeith3000: Best face swap ever,
Image 194968   08-02-17 5:07pm     Uploaded by    flushpuppy
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