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 Fiveninety's Aggro-Gator

 fishsoup: This is entirely normal is large parts of South America.
 Robespierre: Capital punishment here in Nevada has gone just a little more retro
 apoxia: Oh dear
 smusher: Caution: emits shower of sparks, flaming balls and reports.
 smusher: POWER SHOWER!
Image 260388   08-02-18 1:47pm     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 jochenau: wikiHow to develop psychic powers to connect your printer to wifi, because that will be easier than doing it the manufacturer's way
 Himesama: What antenna picks up the most free channels.
 petepuma: how i got cancer
 grizzly: @fanny that is super odd. Something failed short. I'm glad you were home to notice it!
 Scoo: Thinking about thos beams
 fanny: @grizzly it was a Netgear, maybe 6 years old. @Mr. Shine no lightning, I was just painting in my studio and I heard a fizz sound and then a loud pop, looked over and the router was spitting out sparks and smoking. didnt even trip the surge protector which i thought was terrifying!
 Mr. Shine: @fanny lightning strike?
 grizzly: @fanny wow. That sounds like an entertaining evening. What kind was it?
 fanny: this is me when i had to pick out a new router a couple of weeks ago. my old one literally blew up. like sparks and smoke blew up.
 Passive: "How to pick which router to have sex with in 13 easy steps!"
 Whatever: One portal to let Russian hackers in, or two, to make sure theres bandwidth for the Chinese?
Image 259742   07-29-18 1:54pm     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 petepuma: "I just got this unstuck from the bottle"
 VoR: How rude.
 Shay: Bob Ross' younger brother Rob was the dark horse of the family.
 Robespierre: Friendlier than most
 Amy Housewine: Same to you, pal.
 itskando: This is Brad.
Image 246956   05-11-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up
 Teechur: @Fiveninety When I had a Compaq of that vintage, (P90, 4mg RAM) the fan on the power supply made so much noise I had to upgrade the speakers. And the CRT monitor DID dim the lights momentarily (60 amp service here)
 Fiveninety: @Teechur oh please that thing doesn't pull enough power to do that.. now, the 70W/ch receiver it's connected to does seem to when cranked, but i think that's more because my PA speakers are loud enough to shake up a loose connection in the lighting circuit
 Teechur: @Fiveninety Because a cellphone paired to a bluetooth speaker doesn't make the lights dim when you turn it on, right? :D
 Robespierre: @Fiveninety Pretty groovy.
 Fiveninety: the "drive" on the top is a goofy audio play-toy thing with a preamp tube and a VU meter in it.. that computer runs FreeDOS and in the pic, it's playing Cloisonne' by They Might Be Giants via Mpxplay.. it has a 133MHz Pentium CPU w/ 32MB RAM and and 6GB hard disk filled with music.. i use it as an MP3/Vorbis player for my garage stereo
 Dreforian: @Hokie333 @tib gubb That's actually just the adjuster for the crisper drawers below
 Hokie333: @tib gubb I'm guessing it's some form of ejectable hard drive bay, but I don't really know.
 tib gubb: the fuck kind of drive is that? pcmcia? i didn't even know that was available for pc towers.
 ping: Hey -- it's got a slot for a 3d-printed save icon.
 Robespierre: More Compaq than most computers of that era
Image 233925   02-22-18 4:31pm     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."
 Dreforian: Early attempts to go wireless and paperless were rad on style but bad on functionality
 whiplash: We forgot the chairs
 Dr Awkward: "With a remarkable processing power of one MILLION bytes per hour"
 Warrax: Alright, we've got some business. How do we now "get down" to it.
 Peter Pantsless: Any time now it will be worth buying a home computer
 Sadbot: Aww yeah, that's how I like it, reel to reel
 Robespierre: Framing your main, are you?
Image 233915   02-22-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 Fiveninety: this is a very whack offped pic of the receiver on the desk i'm at now, a Marantz 2215B.. it's connected to a Bose AM3 system and a pair of old Fisher 3-way floor-standers with 10'' woofers, which i consider my 'computer speakers'.. i repaired/half-assedly restored the 2215B last year.. it got an LED lighting conversion (+ pink tuning needle LED), a new tuning dial diffuser made of copy paper, a deep cleaning of all the switches and potentiometers, new output transistors and a few new capacitors.. i'd actually planned to get rid of it when i was done fixing it up, but i spent a good 10 minutes listening to it and decided i'll probably take it with me to the grave
 Prostata: mega hurts
 mammal883: By the way, beautiful tuner.
Image 233800   02-21-18 10:03pm     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 well duh: @Science another good reason not to eat those disgusting things.
 Soviette: Fun Fact: Oreos were a ripoff of Hydrox cookies.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: @funny in the wall If it worked Id be in favour of it. Unfortunately even with artificial foods you can get fat
 funny in the wall: @Science it's a PR thing. but the american tendence towards health has always boggled the mind: make a gross "healthy" simulacrum of something delicious so that it can be eaten in unlimited quantities.
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Another fun fact: Apparently Oreos were invented before chocolate chip cookies were.
 El hefe: Finally an oreo that tastes like an oreo
 PenguinBartender: Yo dog.
 Science: @funny in the wall: Yeah, all the good stuff got taken away in the name of "health." The lard (oh no!) got swapped with partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, which is, quite possibly, the worst thing you could ever eat.
 Otterman: Oreo stuff Oreos. They're not even trying anymore.
 funny in the wall: fun fact learned from yesterday's NYT crossword: Oreo filling was made with lard until the 1990s. No wonder it tastes off now.
Image 217870   11-28-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 Science: @a robot: These are the same people who will gleefully sell you a house you can't afford just to get a commission.
 breadtoaster: (as Robert Wagner) You anti-dendrite bastard
 a robot: Yeah, cause it's just that easy.
 Fiveninety: my first thought when i saw this was "i've moved a tree before.. it wasn't fun but it happened"
 piranharama: @Shay I recall it being "Why don't you make like a tree.. and get outa here."
 ethernet: How do YOU know, Mr Affiliate?
 Nope: But the ghost in my house can only be placated by me.
 Shay: Make like a tree and leave.
 Knice: Fuck this arborist bullshit. TREEGGERED
Image 205647   09-25-17 6:03pm     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 Mr. Shine: Lightbirb
 Spazstatic: Who watches over you!
 WaffleIron: These are rad, and I shall get one eventually.
 Prostata: blue canary in the ally by the lightswitch
 Fiveninety: i'm your only friend, i'm not your only friend, but i'm a little glowing friend, but really, i'm not actually your friend, but i am
 Snix: Rad for TMBG
Image 204018   09-17-17 2:03pm     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 Scoo: I flew myself from Denver up to the Nebraska Panhandle to see the totality. It was SO RAD! Almost a spiritual experience.
 redmonkey3: The dark lord cometh!
 AstoriaBum: Too soon.
 sparename: Put your ciggie down BEFORE you take the picture
Image 198726   08-21-17 6:03pm     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 XLY: @apoxia *Shakes fist "DEVOSSSS!!"
 apoxia: It's not his fault he can't read.
 mariofart: This is why he is afraid to be alone with women besides his wife.
 a robot: @Sadbot *A Bible or a piece of legislation designed to take rights away from marginalized groups of people
 Sadbot: The sign isn't a Bible, so he didn't read it
 funny in the wall: well that's a missed opportunity... should have electrified it. or covered it in dermal poison. we can't have this bigot running the country once the cheeto is impeached
 bug: well, in his defense, it was in quotation marks.
 Butcherboy: It's sooooo smooth
Image 189762   07-07-17 11:47am     Uploaded by    Fiveninety
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