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 fanny's Aggro-Gator

 Butcherboy: when the moon hits your eye......
 funny in the wall: cackling uncontrollably in my cube
 Mad Collager: I swear that statue is making moony eyes at me!
 Mr. Shine: Yooouuuu my/ brown-eyed girl
Image 197680   08-16-17 11:59am     Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 raditzu: A bit too corny for me.
 El Barto: Somebody jizzed all over your corn.
 kornisjon: Someone really likes corn.
 apoxia: Classy
 grizzly: @knice is aroused.
 SomeCanadian: @Knice'a hand modeling career looking good.
 DangitBobby: Heard of glazing your knuckles, but buttering your corncob?
 Sadbot: In order to control the corn, we became the corn
 a robot: WOW! That butter something. Amazing find @fanny :D
 Prostata: friendly spaceship is all about the corn today
Image 196925   08-12-17 3:09pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Knice: *violently swipes right*
 Warrax: What's on your mind?
 DangitBobby: god, that's so corny
Image 196914   08-12-17 2:03pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 fanny: @jazzjunkie I asked my daughter, she said "it's lemon tea" and gave me a look like I was an idiot for even needing to ask!
 jazzjunkie: @fanny A friend of mine wants to know: is that hibiscus flower tea?
 Teechur: @fanny You need a RAD rubber stamp and a purple ink pad! Looks like your Mini-Me is going to merit many RADs!
 fanny: @Borkf thanks :) we surprised her by putting a door on the tree one night, so now she thinks fairies moved into it :) the tiny furniture was for them :)
 fanny: @SomeCanadian @Annoying Vegan aww thanks :) the kids are pretty great (most of the time:) especially when they do stuff like this
 Whatever: Gentlebugs, our plans for world domination are progressing nicely! Nigel, pass the tea please...
 Borkf: Love this. Also love that you already had the tiny furniture.
 Annoying Vegan : Your kid is RAD, @fanny
 SomeCanadian: I love your family :) @fanny
 Ulillillia: Future entomologist!
 Knice: @fanny I am zero-percent surprised. :-D
 fanny: my 3 year old daughter set up this cicada tea party today :)
Image 194356   07-30-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 eyeshower: Find the zebra
Image 194352   07-30-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Niels Bohr: @Borkf interesting. I get laid about that often too.
 Horatio: Just in time for the tea party.
 Borkf: @Warrax They only come up on prime number intervals to avoid predators, so it's at least every 7 or so ywars. (They don't use the small primes).
 Warrax: There was a massive outbreak of these things where we lived when I was about 9 or 10 years old. I found a red one; I don't know how rare that is but I thought it was pretty cool.
 Prostata: loud bugs!
 fanny: this one didn't hatch with the others last week #193360
 jochenau: "Welp, time to go screech in an expository summer scene in an anime."
Image 194351   07-30-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Annoying Vegan : Human tetris flash mob aftermath
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 193576   07-26-17 4:47pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Horatio: @Warrax That just makes them more like Cupid.
 Warrax: Don't they impale each other with darts to exchange genetic material?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Which one is Snail God and which one is Snail Adam?
 Mr. Shine: *tiny smooch*
Image 193572   07-26-17 4:31pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 a robot: "Wait, do we go slow or fast?"
 Robespierre: Spiny Norman and his attack snail, Bitey.
 scribbs: Best detective duo in the LAPD.
Image 193569   07-26-17 4:09pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 a robot: @NoRagrets She's real :)…
 UltraBeverly: bizarro katzen
 Robespierre: Phil must have put this head together using FlexSeal.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Hosebag This is Loki #193569
 Hosebag: Is this cat named Biel or Loki?
 NoRagrets: This is too cool to be real.
 Pizza: Rad for chimera kitty
 Urn BooUrn: Nice Deathstroke cosplay.
Image 193567   07-26-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Chinese Buffet: Third place is a set of steak knives
 a robot: Rikki Tikki Tavi brought his whole family to settle the score!
 Jabberwikket: Gentlemen, i bet you're all wondering why i gathered you here today....
 Felicity: GI Mongoose
 Niels Bohr: Bout get tread on.
 Shay: Wrong universe.
 Mr. Butt: Me vs. Life
Image 193403   07-25-17 7:03pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 fanny: return #194351
 carpwoman: @georgerino - Google cicadas. They are an insect that lives in the ground. When they come out to molt and mate, they leave behind these little wrappers.
 georgerino: What do you mean @carpwoman
 Butcherboy: Huzzah!@fanny
 fanny: @Butcherboy that got an audible groan out of me :-D
 Butcherboy: Hopefully they'll sleep ok. Don't want to disrupt their cicadain rhythm @fanny
 fanny: @Butcherboy oh that's awesome. We found one still in its shell the other day, the baby was amazed by it and held it so gently for the longest time, my daughter and nephew (both 3) were so scared
 carpwoman: Cicada shells! I love cicadas!
 Butcherboy: Mom would hide them in our lunch bags to give a little scare at school@fanny
 Felicity: OMG WTH
 Kess: These are why I'm terrified of insects. My cousin used to collect these when we were little, and she'd stick them on me by the dozens and I'd never notice until I had about 30 on my shoulders and back and hello, screaming time.
 fanny: @Butcherboy :) this was the "harvest" my kids and I found on the tree out front the other day!
 KrazyKat: Desert topping
 Butcherboy: Oh I loved playing with these as a kid
 Butcherboy: Oh I loved playing with these as a kid
Image 193360   07-25-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Warrax: It always comes back to balls.
 Spazstatic: And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all!
 Annoying Vegan : Some of them hang lower than others, but I've been told that is perfectly normal.
 Felicity: Demoscene
 well duh: Balls
 Meow: I always hated this Eggman battle
Image 193359   07-25-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Mr Shifty: @fanny Duly radded (if that is a word).
 Mr Shifty: @Skinr @Derp Herpigan Barnacles*
 piranharama: Everyone skips left day
 fanny: Waiting for those rads, @Mr Shifty #190962
 Warrax: Nice, but you shouldn't have skipped whole-rest-of-the-body day.
 Skinr: "You gotta have mussels on your eyeballs!"
 Derp Herpigan: Looks at the mussels on this guy!
Image 191042   07-13-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 ThoughtlessGentleman: the friendly umbrella.
 ignatz: @Wet farts you let birds eat from your squirrel feeder?
 Wet farts: I had one of these little assholes on my bird feeder every day for like a week.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for squirrel that supports the AG Patreon
Image 190988   07-13-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 a robot: @fanny I know, my second-to-last upload got front-page-approved within like one minute! We shall never understand the mysterious ways of Nancy
 fanny: @a robot wow nancy was fast approving this one!
 Christina: Barnacles must not like its kind of plastic.
 a robot: LOL #190962
Image 190984   07-13-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Himesama: @fanny Of course not! It's a creative way to give them a little push.I'm Mexican so the only alternative to little white lies is my chancla on thier bums. There's no in between!
 fanny: @Himesama :) she was having a mini melt down about toast this morning so i showed her the picture and said that elsa would remain a man if she continued to act up... her eyes got big and she quieted right up! later when she almost started whining i started to sing "let it go" in a really deep voice as a reminder... so far it's working like a charm :) (is this bad parenting?!)
 Himesama: @fanny I love doing that! I tell my sons that staying in the water too long turns them into fish.
 fanny: haha i'm gonna show this to my 3 year old in the morning and say "look what happened to elsa because you were naughty!" and make her believe that she has to be extra good or elsa will be a man forever.
 carpwoman: Le Tits now.
 Shay: You should be happy to know George Jung is finally out of jail.
Image 190222   07-09-17 6:42pm     Uploaded by    mickeyd
 Warrax: Dream big, little fella.
 White Rice: @Derp Herpigan it can be two things.
 Derp Herpigan: More like model X-01 power armor.
Image 187623   06-26-17 4:44pm     Uploaded by    peeper
 Science: Mostly Apples!
 XLY: Long yellow things, 59 cents by the each
 Borkf: @fanny Stepping on slugs is so gross. I hope you were wearing shoes!
 Robespierre: Is this the mascot for the UC-Santa Cruz sports teams?
 Felicity: Several years ago I was carrying my cat down wooden steps while I was wearing socks and I slipped and fell on my arm. BUT I SAVED THE CAT! :-)
 Scoo: Slug for scale
 ignatz: @fanny Jeez, killer slugs! Recommend you get a hedgehog, they're adorable plus looove to eat slugs..
 Ihminen: Delicious and nutritious
 fanny: @Knice it was so gross... completely smeared the fucker without managing to kill it somehow... i was holding the baby too putting some laundry in, thank goodness i managed to catch myself!
 Bob: @fanny I fell down a stair and messed up my back this week. No slug though, just me awesome.
 Knice: @fanny Wow, I'm sorry. That's a whole lotta suck all at once. :-(
 fanny: so i almost killed myself on a slug yesterday... stepped on one that was IN MY BASEMENT and slid about a foot and did something god awful to my back
Image 186424   06-20-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 piranharama: @Flirb Dampumple The perfect pet for a wrathful individual
 Flirb Dampumple: Khan: These are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated.
 Ulillillia: @grizzly My wife has an inner-ear infection!
 ch: [SFX: whisper whisper whisper] oh, you!
 grizzly: @grizzly and by love, I mean not speak to me for a week after I show her this image!
 annterland: No! Not the Bore Worms!
 grizzly: My wife will love these!
 Scoo: I want a Bluetooth headset that looks like a Babel Fish
 Ulillillia: Brain slugs
Image 186420   06-20-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    fanny
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