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 fanny's Aggro-Gator

 Derp Herpigan: Pure bread.
 SpaceCow: A Wonderous breed.
 Felicity: Wheaten terrier
 BavidDowie: "Heel!"
 dangerkeith3000: Umm...where's the head?
 Knice: *runs; crashes through wall* YES IT'S A PUREBREAD PUPPERNICKEL!!
 Amy Housewine: I didn't choose the pug loaf, the pug loaf chose me.
Image 187807   06-27-17 3:26pm   Views: 54885   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Warrax: Dream big, little fella.
 White Rice: @Derp Herpigan it can be two things.
 Derp Herpigan: More like model X-01 power armor.
Image 187623   06-26-17 4:44pm   Views: 83754   Uploaded by    peeper
 Hokie333: "No, I'm a moth-- my wings are in my briefcase!"
 Kim: Mold bunny
 bug: I think your rabbit has cordyceps.
Image 186431   06-20-17 4:26pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Science: Mostly Apples!
 XLY: Long yellow things, 59 cents by the each
 Borkf: @fanny Stepping on slugs is so gross. I hope you were wearing shoes!
 Robespierre: Is this the mascot for the UC-Santa Cruz sports teams?
 Felicity: Several years ago I was carrying my cat down wooden steps while I was wearing socks and I slipped and fell on my arm. BUT I SAVED THE CAT! :-)
 Scoo: Slug for scale
 ignatz: @fanny Jeez, killer slugs! Recommend you get a hedgehog, they're adorable plus looove to eat slugs..
 Ihminen: Delicious and nutritious
 fanny: @Knice it was so gross... completely smeared the fucker without managing to kill it somehow... i was holding the baby too putting some laundry in, thank goodness i managed to catch myself!
 Bob: @fanny I fell down a stair and messed up my back this week. No slug though, just me awesome.
 Knice: @fanny Wow, I'm sorry. That's a whole lotta suck all at once. :-(
 fanny: so i almost killed myself on a slug yesterday... stepped on one that was IN MY BASEMENT and slid about a foot and did something god awful to my back
Image 186424   06-20-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 piranharama: @Flirb Dampumple The perfect pet for a wrathful individual
 Flirb Dampumple: Khan: These are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated.
 Ulillillia: @grizzly My wife has an inner-ear infection!
 ch: [SFX: whisper whisper whisper] oh, you!
 grizzly: @grizzly and by love, I mean not speak to me for a week after I show her this image!
 annterland: No! Not the Bore Worms!
 grizzly: My wife will love these!
 Scoo: I want a Bluetooth headset that looks like a Babel Fish
 Ulillillia: Brain slugs
Image 186420   06-20-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 werterland: @fanny It looks like after work tomorrow, I'm having a road trip!
 fanny: @werterland :) in front of Recess Coffee in the 'cuse! i was going to check later today to see if more people took the aggro-gator tabs! maybe we'll get some new space friends this way :)
 werterland: Holy hell, @fanny, where exactly is this so I can visit it and take a picture with it?!
 Mr. Shine: #184399 is where this train started
 Knice: Holy shit, this one's achieving an All Things Serve the Beam status! :-D
 Teechur: Hahaha! How much farther can this go? Are there any Aggro-nauts on the ISS?
 Peter Pantsless: Great, now we have to physically visit this location and put tick marks on the RAD sticker!
 bug: *Calls number* "RAD" *hangs up*
 Nopetology: Now I have. :)
 WaffleIron: Oh my god yes.
Image 185721   06-16-17 11:09pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Mr. Shine: #184399 is the starting point for this parade
 Knice: Recursive, ah, return flight: #184878
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur @Borkf @Peter Pantsless @Side Boob @Knice @fanny Nice! Into the world of physical media we go! Maybe printed on a cake next?
 Peter Pantsless: Okay I got one but it might not take it. Fingers crossed!
 Borkf: @fanny Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh this is great!
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur @Knice @fanny @Side Boob Yeah we're kinda running out of machines now!
 werterland: @Teechur Oh, man, I wish I was still at work right now...
 fanny: @Teechur i totally will!
 Teechur: @Knice @Peter Pantsless @Side Boob Ok, who has a fax machine that @fanny can fax that printout to? And then post a picture of THAT!
 Side Boob: Inception-level reached!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Hahaha! The original image is one pixel at this point
 Knice: Thanks, fanny. I had to make up a reason for giggling out loud at my desk. :-D
 fanny: #184679 ok who's next?
Image 184830   06-12-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 apoxia: This has to be a sex toy.
 Mr. Shine: A weiner-totter?
 Bluetocracy: Eggplant yourself on the seat and get going!
 redmonkey3: Giant or Not: if a sausage is this color, Do Not Ride
 annterland: I had this dream...where is the Quaker Oat's guy?
 Scoo: @fanny! You're not supposed to post images of the Secret Purple User Rumpus Room!
 Bill Rye: "ride the giant purple weenie"??
 bug: Want to ride my giant sausage?
Image 183043   06-03-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan :-D thanks! @Borkf i know right? can you believe this much Rad was just going to be thrown away?? My daughter was looking at me weird when i was gluing @Knice's head on the front, cracking myself up the whole time :)
 Borkf: I thought this was perfect before I even noticed the @Knice head. Well done @fanny !
 Annoying Vegan : We should all be allotted one daily Megarad that is worth ten rads. If we had those, I'd use today's on this pic.
 a robot: In case anyone needed reminding: #140745 and #174706. Also #141544 because LOL :D
 fanny: @Knice @Ulillillia @a robot @Spazstatic :-D I found this today in a stack of books being taken out of rotation in the library!
 Spazstatic: Took me a minute, but then I remembered. @Knice job, @fanny!
 a robot: LOL amazing work @fanny! :D
 Ulillillia: AH HA HA!
Image 182390   05-31-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless We love you back, in spite of your unusual fashion standards.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Good call! By the way, this is freaking adorable. Thanks to you and @Annoying Vegan for brightening my day. I love my space peeps!
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny I would LOVE to see their drawings!
 jochenau: You have an abacus :o
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i suggest putting on pants before you do ;-)
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan they loved it!! even clapped at the end :) ( i get animated when i read:) i read it 3 times in a row to my daughter too, she loved the wings. i'm planning on reading it to my 1st graders this week too and then have them draw other ways the dogs could fly, i'll post any good ones!
 Annoying Vegan : OMG @fanny I am literally trying not to cry right now. Thank you so much for posting this! Did the kids seem to enjoy it?
 a robot: Oh my god this is amazingly RAD! Yay Spacefriends!
 Peter Pantsless: Great, now I have to acquire some children so I have someone to read it to
 Knice: BAD cuz you got yours before I did!! Just kidding, this is freakin' awesome! :-D
 fanny: #181418 :)
Image 182195   05-30-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Dan Tagonistic: Ball bag bird
 dangerous dave: @fanny Of course not! Any more than it would label a guy "the fat Dutch kid," if it was going to turn out later that he was from New Jersey.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt :-D I googled "gross flamingo" and this came up... google wouldn't lie to me about this NOT being a flamingo, right?!
 ch: Alfred Hitchcock Presents
 enfanta: @a robot looks like all the boas came from that bird's neck.
 dangerous dave: (...Nah, too easy.)
 Skinr: "Kay! He's a Ballchinian!"
 a robot: This is a Marabou Stork. THIS IS WHERE FEATHER BOAS COME FROM. I just learned this now.
 Mr. Butt: nice flamingo, @fanny
 Micro Jackson: The rare scrotum-chinned ticklebird in its natural habitat
Image 180942   05-24-17 3:31pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 SomeCanadian: Stop it Lady Gaga. You're drunk. Go home.
 apoxia: Well this is odd.
 jazzjunkie: Wake up, Neo
Image 179272   05-16-17 02:03am     Uploaded by    fanny
 Jeannie C: Never turn your back on Mr. Biggles.
 Prostata: metal AF
 dangerous dave: You underestimate the powers of the dark sire.
 SomeCanadian: Satan Goat is always watching.
Image 179271   05-16-17 01:54am     Uploaded by    fanny
 Prostata: sorry but the goat in #179271 is 1000x more metal than either of these idiots
 skillet: DAY 28...
 SomeCanadian: MISTER MITTENS WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. Also can he be let out?
 hajjpodge: Yeah but can he crab-walk?
Image 179268   05-16-17 01:26am     Uploaded by    fanny
 Shay: Dear diary: my neck is in agony.
 Bu7Z: Tis but a flesh wound.
 Cami: Going through doorways are where I notice it the most.
 tib gubb: hey can you look at my neck? it's bothering me.
 flyingBEARfish: The pen is mightier than the sword. But the sword will still fucking kill you.
 Kim: This is fine.
 Scoo: Ugh, could you not?
 Ulillillia: Ow.
 Mr. Butt: Okay
 Theta Zero: Not now, this book's getting good.
Image 179258   05-16-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 WTF: I prefer my snakes chocolate-dipped.
 hearsegirl: dammit photoshop, i want to erase background not bucket fill
 hearsegirl: vitiligo snek
 funny in the wall: your sausage is sick
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Snek snack?
 dangerkeith3000: That snake looks tasty.
 itskando: Marshmallow filling
 Derp Herpigan: Running out of ink in the printer.
Image 178413   05-11-17 2:54pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 a robot: Seems legit.
 WTF: Pffffft
 Mr. Shine: I can shooooow you the wooooorld
 KrazyKat: This Ultraman is weird.
Image 178405   05-11-17 2:03pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 lumporungus: That's what his buddies said when he was like "Is a bad idea?"
 Robespierre: Just Screw It
 SoyUnPerdedor: At least it's not "no ragrets"
 funny in the wall: no thank you...
 Supermansbrother: Or should you?
 Knice: "It" being "time," that is.
Image 178403   05-11-17 1:54pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 werterland: I can't tell if there's actually a difference between the two, or if my brain is just conditioned to believe there's a difference and look for it.
 Beef Supreme: "Hi, Billy Mays here with the amazing power of Cropping! Want to look ten percent larger in profile pics to intimidate the trolls? Crop it!"
 wolfpk: They made a mistake, the one on the left is after.
 bug: When you are already perfect, there is nothing left to improve.
 dangerkeith3000: Looks like my mom in the 80s
 A duck: Look 20% more 80s mom in one week or your money back!
 DarkTeddy: You cant find this anywhere but on aggro
 itskando: Good
Image 177849   05-08-17 3:26pm     Uploaded by    fanny
 Ronick: Its hard to understand a underwater mime because all the makeup washes away
 Peach: This terrifies the @Peach
 SomeCanadian: That doesn't look healthy
 Ulillillia: Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later.
Image 177839   05-08-17 2:26pm     Uploaded by    fanny
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