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 Emoji's Aggro-Gator

 trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor
 tib gubb: "where's the toilet paper?"
 glenalec: It's Wednesday-after-Taco-Tuesdays, my Dudes!
Image 233189   02-18-18 2:31pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Matricii: Black Dog... crap... I'm gonna die.
 HatStand: *muffled woof*
 Bohab: Were Maggie
Image 230765   02-04-18 10:40pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 tokyopig: @AlexDeLarge When I came here as a teenager in 2001 my 10 year old host brother was super into it, but yeah, now its faded almost completely.
 Beeble: Shouldn't it be baeblade?
 AlexDeLarge: Beyblade's such shit they don't even like it in Japan.
 Dr Awkward: The beginning of the 2023 Hugo Award winning book.
 tokyopig: How 2017.
Image 229931   01-31-18 06:49am     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Dr Awkward: @Spazstatic after we feed the animals out in the barn, my wparents fw and I essentially give each other high fives because we can put on pajama pants while cooking dinner
 Spazstatic: @Dr Awkward I often don't change until I go to bed. Then again, I don't have to wear a tie.
 Not A Bot: My word!
 Dr Awkward: I knew I could trust someone who wears a dress shirt and tie after work in their own fucking home.
Image 229907   01-31-18 01:55am     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Side Boob: I will pet them all!
Image 228548   01-23-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Kaviri: World wide web dot the web net dot computer.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ghost In The Marina
 DrinkMixMan: Is this an X-Files screenshot?
 barfolomew: Please. I only trust Finder-Spyder for MY web searches.
Image 228129   01-21-18 09:48am     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Robespierre: They look similar - but which is which's pet?
 Dr Awkward: I didn't know Kylo Ren had a dog. I bet he's named Bark Vader
Image 227936   01-20-18 09:09am     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Robespierre: @Felicity But relays do - my plasma *clicks* when I shut it down.
 Felicity: Remotes dont go click anymore
 Sadbot: I know this is old, but it's still happening: hack political cartoonists need a new format other than "schlub watching tv/reading newspaper"
 Side Boob: Delete twitter and you'll feel better too!
 Robespierre: Ancient, but still perfectly applicable today, if not even moreso.
Image 227637   01-18-18 7:07pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 addend: Then the waiter asked, "Do you want /flies/ with that?"
 Psymon: My McToad is still a little raw...
 dangerkeith3000: Meanwhile in Paris...
 glenalec: Death of Choking on a Giant Frog has been busy, I see.
 square44: "ugh, I've got a frog in my throat" "really? how did it get there?" "..."
Image 227481   01-17-18 10:41pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Skaalar: Khajit has wares.
 Mr. Shine: MINE!!
 Teechur: "Gourd eeevening" -Bela Lucatsi
Image 227271   01-16-18 9:07pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Aufziehvogel: I wish I woz a dog (sometimes)
Image 227088   01-15-18 10:33pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 funny in the wall: gatling's gonna gatl
 Robespierre: Heading home from work in Scenic Pyongyang.
 Butcherboy: Hey youre supposed to be shooting your own retreating soldiers with that
 Greifer: that thing belongs into a museum!
 Scoo: Screw you guys, I'm going home!
 zrj235: ...ok, so the monday after a weekend-long bender sucks, sure, but...
Image 226123   01-10-18 11:03pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Peach: I want to pickill myself
Image 225842   01-09-18 2:27pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 piranharama: Honk!
 Mr. Whiskers: You dont get a blowjob by honking!
 blablabla: Good man
 nightmarez: "People honked at me all day today. No fucking idea why. I thought I was a good driver!"
Image 225209   01-06-18 02:28am     Uploaded by    Emoji
 tib gubb: yeah, but a little thing like that can't keep me down
 glenalec: Due to the wonders of modern medicine, there are actually people around who could answer 'yes' to this!
 Felicity: 3. Unsure
 Air Biscuit: Yes but i stuck in another quarter within 10 seconds and slammed the continue button.
 Robespierre: Not lately.
 Demon Universe: Braaaaiiinnsss... I mean, no.
 Spazstatic: I got better.
 Whatever: Yes, but at least now I dont have to pay for Trumpcare
 SharkysMachine: Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.
 Remp Wulgus: "Yes, but I didn't let it stop me from pursuing my life goals."
Image 224809   01-03-18 11:47pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Hyphae: Barren, yet adorned with many a hand-embroidered throw pillow, each taking a considerable amount of time to create, even if they are all the same pattern
 Not A Bot: *triggered*
Image 224417   01-01-18 10:31pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Jennysaurus: Jesus! Can you believe this?
 durian: I wouldn't pick it up for that price.
 GoodSir: Cross that off the shopping list
 Scoo: You're going to have to offer me more than that to take those off your hands...
 anonimos: Atheists say the funniest shit.
Image 223099   12-25-17 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 sparename: @VoR Those days are over, You don't have to sell your body to the night
 VoR: Suuuuusan. You don't have to put the fuck light on tonight.
 Rev80: That's not how you spell "Open"
 addend: Are you angry or horny? Or both?
 Catcat: Stub a toe, point at the light.
 Gringos: Made me laugh.
 gutwheat: Left the Fuck light on.
 Pickle Dick: I left the "fucking" light on again.
Image 219909   12-08-17 11:54pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 Felicity: Maybe hes going as the Composite Avenger from /West Coast Avengers/ #30
 Shay: Oh snap, it's a Skrull.
 LurkedMoar: Person: What are you going as? Kid: The Avengers. Person: Oh, which one? Kid: AVENGERS
 BavidDowie: Captain Thor IronHulk, reporting for duty
 2Berries: Little red head girl inside for widow reference
 Aufziehvogel: "By your powers combined, I am Captain Gndlfnghp"
 Amy Housewine: This must be that 'MC Hammer' that I hear young people talking about.
 Side Boob: This kid has all the superhero bases covered!
 funny in the wall: colonel spiderman, I presume
 chelseachels: Once again, Hawkeye fans well, fan are left sadly disappointed.
Image 219619   12-07-17 2:21pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
 trelyate: assage
 Catcat: Asexuals Go Home
 Knice: Rage Rage Passage
 Chest Rockwell: OK, I'll just get a penis massage then.
 Aufziehvogel: Excuse me...?
Image 219535   12-07-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Emoji
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