Aggro-Gator posts a new image every 5 minutes. To upload an image, register an account and log in.


This user's ranking is   Skilled user



Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 122049
XP needed for green ranking: 40284
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

 elmosco's Aggro-Gator

 Felicity: Fancy cows. Living in a palace. This must be India
 petepuma: @petepuma including in the parking lot! (rim shot)
 petepuma: @Side Boob possibly more than one cow however
 Yurishiro: Tattoo&Beer Expofest.
 Side Boob: Not a single sedan in the parking lot :P
 glenalec: What could possibly go wrong?
 ignatz: Because people always need a little help with their decision making and spelling skills..
Image 248960   05-23-18 04:37am   Views: 59891   Uploaded by    elmosco
 BavidDowie: That's a good deal
 Telkwa: Tyranny of choice - the pain is real.
 charlemagne: Leave them on the shelf too long and they revert to their natural form
Image 248023   05-17-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 dangerkeith3000: Hasn't he always been gay?
 KingTrebek: That's a blatant ripoff of Beethoven 6
 Robespierre: Horrible entertainment concept's IN THE HOWWWWWWSE!
 WTF: He's at a Sony Pictures executive meeting.
 Yurishiro: Why, was he sad last time?
 ChubbyBuddy: air butt
Image 247429   05-14-18 03:03am     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Telkwa: Beauty of Peru.
 Kaviri: Stylish, yet functional.
Image 247406   05-13-18 11:58pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Zarathustra: But in this photo, he didn't technically say it.
 GoGo Robotto: Nay, you don't dickin' tell me what the dick I'm a-gonna-do!!!!!!!!!!!
 dangerkeith3000: Awww...
Image 246801   05-10-18 12:37pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Warrax: So pretty I died.
 lecj07: Everything the light touches
 Air Biscuit: @Mad Collager even if it did break, its just like a falling elevator. Gotta remember to jump when you hit the bottom and youre fine.
 Mad Collager: Even if I were part American Indian, I wouldn't be that brave.
Image 246264   05-07-18 07:37am     Uploaded by    elmosco
 BavidDowie: Love that riff
 Mr. Shine: .-)
 Sadbot: We are Diamond Dogs
Image 245735   05-04-18 01:03am     Uploaded by    elmosco
 taxKilla: @Slerzy yes, sadly they are...
 Zaxxoff: Hurricane proofed
 savvoy: Stealing copper
 Slerzy: People out there stealing air conditioners?
 Mad Collager: I'll give up my heat pump when they pry my cold, dead fingers from around it.
 glenalec: Gnome wants to play a game.
 sparename: Con Air-Con
Image 243690   04-21-18 4:40pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Mad Collager: Venn do zese holidays happen?
 Kaviri: Venn diagrams are not guides. And don't call me Shirley.
 Teechur: Surelee, you jest.
Image 242713   04-15-18 6:10pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Robespierre: "Peel me a grape, Gladys"
 LurkedMoar: Lookin' vascular brah
 VoR: Vampire bait
 ThoughtlessGentleman: gettin that cardio breh?!
 VeeKay: So, if you took all the blood vessels out of a human and stretched them out, that human would undergo terminal experience.
Image 242661   04-15-18 11:37am     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Bubo: You didn't miss the litter tray...
 SuedeOxford: Very good kitty litter cake should have a Tootsie Roll turd flopped over the side of the serving pan.
 Mr. Shine: @bug I agree!
 Peach: @bug more shit for me.
 FabricMan: Eat shit to you too, good sir!
 bug: I know these are actually good and all, but the idea is so vile, I can't bring myself to eat it.
 dangerkeith3000: Now eat your cake!
 Air Biscuit: Eat shitty casserole.
 sparename: Kitten's Got Talent
 Yurishiro: Later, shitlords!
 lazySolver: can't miss me if a don't leave
Image 242180   04-12-18 1:06pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Donut: Someone's got a new World of Tanks avatar.
 Mad Collager: I want to start a trend where you walk into a room and say, "Needless to say...", but never say anything else.
 Yam: @Amy Housewine I learned something today
 Amy Housewine: 'Tommy Tank' means something very, very different over here.
 lazySolver: saving private thomas CHO CHO
 barfolomew: @Derp Herpigan autocorrect.
 Derp Herpigan: I mean, tow do you miss ttat badly?
Image 242022   04-11-18 2:03pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Shay: To counterattack the giant pink space bunny, NASA has cloned and launched a T-Rex into outer space.
 glenalec: My arms are too short to get my helmet on!
 wolfpk: Dinosaurs evolved to the point that they could leave the Earth. The only problem was they didn't realize until to late that they can't move in space.
 dangerkeith3000: That dino's dead.
 Micro Jackson: I heard that a meteor wiped out the dinos, but now I realize it was the other way around.
 Robespierre: Try ropin' 'im
 Sadbot: So is SpaceX gonna do anything useful or just launch junk into orbit?
 Christina: Astronaut cowboy will tame and ride the dinosaur.
Image 240848   04-04-18 11:11am     Uploaded by    elmosco
 tib gubb: you encounter a jaunty floof
 t48: Fluffy Corgi pupper!
 Mr. Shine: I wanna hug that pupper!
Image 240352   04-01-18 10:58am     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Robespierre: @MasterTwig Three wombats should do nicely.
 MasterTwig: This dog looks like it needs some pets.
Image 239140   03-24-18 11:58pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Ulillillia: When the president did a McDonald's commercial
 glenalec: Mc HR would like a word, Ron.
Image 238786   03-22-18 9:07pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 VeeKay: No, I'm not a model. I didn't even realise there was a photographer there at the time.
 Kaviri: Ladies
 itskando: Heffalump
 glenalec: vv had to settle for a scalding-hot shower (needed because part of my back has dislocated itself - seems to be back in place now, but still a bit tender!)
 glenalec: Now I want a nice cool swim!
Image 236819   03-11-18 01:08am     Uploaded by    elmosco
 tib gubb: everybody's a critic
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 236626   03-09-18 10:40pm     Uploaded by    elmosco
 a robot: Camp tight, pupper
Image 236309   03-08-18 01:08am     Uploaded by    elmosco
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro The only place on the internets, at least.
 Robespierre: She got soul ... and she's super bad
 charlemagne: @Yurishiro her hot pants do look a bit like a butchers floor though
 Otterman: Armour hot dog
 Yurishiro: Welcome to the spaceship, the only place on earth where the picture of a beautiful girl posing in sexy clothes gets badded to 0 because "Ok you're hot but who cares this isn't interesting."
 ignatz: She's nice n all, what is she doing here?
 Dr Awkward: This looks like an ad from Allure magazine, but my computer doesn't smell like perfume samples.
 Yurishiro: #hey sexy lady#
Image 236171   03-07-18 07:40am     Uploaded by    elmosco
Page 1 of 10 in  elmosco's Aggro-Gator

Next Page >>

(You are looking at  elmosco's Aggro-Gator. Go back to the front page?)

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator and Ignorant Facts are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to